The Savage King was very happy. The accompanying Savages had not seen the Savage King so happy for a long time.
The group of people walked out of the hut and walked slowly towards the valley square.
Abao whispered to Yang Xiao:
"Young Master Yang, you are so lucky. You can't forget me in the future!"
"Why do I feel like I fell into a pit?"
"Ha ha"
The Savage King appeared, and thousands of people gathered in the valley. They cheered and everyone knelt down to worship.
"Big boss!"
"Big boss!"
In recent years, the Savage King has usually stayed in that hut in the forest and rarely participated in mass activities. It is not easy for everyone to meet the Savage King.
When everyone saw Yang Xiao next to the Savage King, they were all inexplicably shocked. Outsiders were not allowed in this valley. Yang Xiao's appearance and dress were obviously different from those of the Savages.
The Savage King waved his hand to the kneeling savages around him.
"Get up, everyone, get up. Today is Ari's wedding. Please be happy and dance happily later. Well, is that beautiful beauty willing to dance with me?"
Immediately, a dozen middle-aged women stood up from the crowd and shouted:
"I,"
"I,"
"Big boss, I am willing to dance with you,"
"Do you need a massage to sleep at night?"
The crowd burst into laughter.
Yang Xiao: ""
He is really old and his heart never grows old. Why does this style of painting not look like a generation of savage kings, but more like a generation of romantics?
Abao on the side smiled and said:
"Our Savage King is usually very easy-going to everyone."
"Is it casual?"
"You brat, stop talking bad about me. Be careful, my granddaughter will avenge me tonight."
Yang Xiao: ""
Damn, this savage's style is different. He seems to have a very ordinary and indifferent view of things between men and women.
But then I thought about it, savages usually wear less clothes when they are together. Most of the time men and women bathe together, with each other's chest and back exposed. Men and women don't have much mystery about each other's bodies.
In other words, if everyone on the planet stopped wearing clothes, over time, aesthetic fatigue would occur, and the mystery of the body of the opposite sex would naturally disappear.
Sex is no mystery among savages.
Surrounded by everyone, the Savage King came to the wedding stage in the center of the store square. More than a thousand people in the entire square knelt down to the Savage King.
Yang Xiao was the only one standing in the crowd.
Yang Xiao felt a little embarrassed. It didn't matter whether he wanted to or not.
The Savage King glanced at Yang Xiao and said nothing, but thought in his heart,
"You brat, after you marry my granddaughter, will you still bow to me? Hehe!"
Everyone stood up, and some people looked at Yang Xiao in shock. They didn't know why this guy was so awesome, and he didn't even kneel before the Savage King.
The Savage King coughed lightly and said loudly:
"Brothers and sisters, I have brought you all together today. I have a big happy event to tell you. I think you all already know it. That is that my granddaughter A Rui is getting married today. Where is A Rui?"
"grandfather!"
Ari, accompanied by two female companions, slowly walked to the Savage King.
Everyone was amazed when they saw Ari, who was dressed extraordinarily beautifully and sexy today.
"Miss Ari is getting more and more beautiful."
"But my boy doesn't have this blessing."
"Who is the groom? Is he A Lang?"
"Why did I see Alang yelling in the back valley just now, looking like he was in pain?"
"This situation is a bit complicated."
"Why are you so anxious? The chief will announce the groom soon."
Someone shouted:
"Big Chief, who is the groom? Announce it as soon as possible, otherwise, I will think that I am the candidate for the groom."
The big leader laughed,
"Bah, you don't take a pee and look at yourself. How can you be with Ari?"
Yang Xiao whispered to Ah Bao beside him:
"Does your savage king always have this kind of virtue?"
Abao whispered:
"The big leader is usually approachable, but once he gets angry, everyone is afraid of him. You will gradually know this in the future."
"I'm not one of your savages. He can't control me, can he?"
"That's it when you get married."
Yang Xiao: ""
The Savage King on the stage laughed loudly and said:
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. I know you all want to know who the groom is today. I will tell you soon. Okay, I will announce that today's groom is,"
The Savage King said this and paused deliberately.
The entire square was silent, and everyone looked eagerly at the Savage King and Ari next to him.
Ari suddenly felt her heartbeat speed up, and she could hear the "plop-plop" heartbeat.
Yang Xiao discovered that this Savage King was a joke, so people were eagerly waiting for him to announce the answer, but he just didn't announce it. His eyes scanned the surrounding crowd, and then he said,
"Well, where is Alang? Why didn't I see Alang?"
"Ah, it turns out that the groom is A Lang!"
"I just guessed it was Alang."
"It's indeed Alang."
Ari: "#￥%"
Yang Xiao: "#￥%"
Aoki: "#￥%"
Abao: "#￥%"
The eyes of Yang Xiao and several others who knew the truth were about to pop out.
This barbarian king is really a big joke. At this critical moment, he still wants to play tricks on people.
Yang Xiao began to silently mourn for his "love rival" A Lang. Although he also guessed from everyone's suddenly enlightened words, he probably guessed that A Lang was one of the many wild men who liked Ari.
Alang was not among the crowd. To be precise, he was sitting by a campfire and drinking the fruit wine brewed by the savage from a large bowl. He was already slightly drunk.
In his mind, the status I give you as a savage is supreme and full of respect.
But today, he was very disappointed with the Savage King, very disappointed with Ari, and very disappointed with himself.
Everyone ran to the nearby square to kneel down and worship the Savage King to celebrate Ari's wedding. He ate meat and drank heavily alone again. He wanted to use drunkenness to numb himself and vent his inner dissatisfaction.
When the Savage King asked "Where is Wolf?" he was already a little drunk, but he vaguely heard someone shouting "A Lang, A Lang."
Alang turned around and saw that it was his usual friend, Xiao Mushroom.
"Xiao Mushroom, if you don't go to congratulate Ari on her wedding, why did you come to see me?"
"Alang, why are you drinking so much? You are the groom, and the big boss is looking for you everywhere?"
"Go, I'm happy if I get fucked, I know it's not me."
"Oh, who said it wasn't you? The big leader stood on the rostrum and announced the groom's name. Everyone was looking for you everywhere. Why are you hiding here to drink?
Didn't Aoki say that he should keep the mystery secret and not announce the groom until the last minute of the wedding? Go ahead! "
"Buzz!"
Alang woke up immediately from his drunkenness.
In fact, that little bit of wine could not make Ah Lang drunk, but he was frustrated and sad, and the alcohol in the fruit wine made him feel a little drunk.
"Really, really?"
"Why did I lie to you? This is the moment when the big leader tests you. Hurry up. You also know that so many people like Ari, and Ari is the best to you."
My friend Xiao Mushroom explained.
When Ah Lang heard this, it really made sense.
"Snapped!"
Alang gave himself a slap, and his drunkenness completely disappeared.
I'm so stupid. What A Rui said today was just to annoy me and test me. Why am I so stupid? In the entire savage tribe, who else is worthy of A Rui except me?
With Ah Lang thinking, a clever guy picked up from the ground and flew towards the nearby square, shouting:
"I'm here, Chief, I'm here, Ari, I'm here."
(There are 2 more updates in the evening)
