Tian Xiaoding dreams of enjoying the blessings of everyone, and tries to get his two wives to serve him at the same time.
To this end, he racked his brains and finally came up with a brilliant bad idea.
Just in time for the hot summer in the pot world, Xiao Ding decided to take his two wives to the beach to play, and then look for opportunities to achieve his goals.
Although Xiao Ding's purpose here is very evil, he cannot make it too obvious. He still understands why he can't eat hot tofu in a hurry.
Therefore, things still need to be completed slowly step by step, so that the final goal can be achieved.
As soon as they arrived on the beach, he coaxed the two women to take off their shoes and run barefoot on the beach.
Ouyang Qing and Xiao Ding are from the same era, and she has long been accustomed to this. Although she has been in the Song Dynasty and Tiankun Planet for many years, her thoughts and concepts have not changed much. many.
Therefore, she happily took off her shoes and socks and ran barefoot on the beach.
Zhang Xiaodie was conservative in her thinking and was hesitant to take off her shoes at first, but Xiao Ding found an opportunity to suddenly carry her on his shoulders and forcefully take off her shoes and socks.
And at the same time, he touched Zhang Xiaodie's white and tender feet and said a few teasing words to her. Zhang Xiaodie was so embarrassed that her face turned red as brightly as the sun hanging high in the sky at this moment.
The beach in summer is heated by the sun, and stepping on it with bare feet gives you an indescribable feeling of comfort.
The three of them played around for a while, and Zhang Xiaodie gradually adapted to the atmosphere and was no longer as shy and timid as before.
Then, Xiaoding asked the two girls to go swimming in the sea.
The ocean in the Qiankun Pot is extremely clear and transparent because there is no marine life in it.
Ouyang Qing also agreed with swimming. As she was talking, she was about to jump into the sea.
At this time, Xiao Ding stopped her in time and said, "Qing'er, my wife, I think we should take off our clothes first and then get into the water. Swimming with clothes on is too heavy and makes swimming uncomfortable."
The robes worn by the three of them are all long and draggy. If they enter the water and get soaked by the water, they will become very heavy. Swimming in the water is equivalent to swimming with weights, which is very inconvenient and consumes a lot of energy.
Therefore, there is nothing wrong with Xiao Ding’s suggestion to take off your clothes and swim.
But Ouyang Qing rolled her eyes at Xiao Ding and said, "Don't forget, your Bagua Weapon Spirit knows everything about the world inside the pot... Please let me If you take off your clothes, aren't you afraid of him spying on your wife?"
After Ouyang Qing's reminder, Xiao Ding suddenly realized that he had actually ignored this Bagua Weapon Spirit. So, he suggested again: "How about, let's do this. The three of us work together to circle an area and arrange an isolation restriction. Then the Bagua Weapon Spirit will not be able to know what is going on in the restriction..."
Ouyang Qing hesitated and asked, "Is it right here?"
Xiao Ding asked, "What else?"
Ouyang Qing said: "I think we can go find a small island..."
Xiao Ding said: "This is not difficult. I know that there is a small island five hundred miles southeast, which is suitable for the three of us..."
Don't ask Xiao Ding why he knows this. This is because since the last upgrade of the Qiankun Pot, Xiao Ding has also acquired the same magical powers as the Bagua Weapon Spirit, and can control everything in the world inside the pot at will through his spiritual thoughts. Xiao Ding naturally knows everything about the things in the world inside the pot.
Ouyang Qing said: "Then let's go right now..."
Xiao Ding said: "Okay, let's go to that island now."
After saying that, Xiao Ding took out the Flying Cloud Shuttle, loaded Ouyang Qing and Zhang Xiaodie on, and flew toward the southeast of the sea.
It was only a distance of five hundred miles, and at the speed of the flying cloud shuttle, it took only half an hour to fly there.
It's really an empty place here
of small islands.
The island is very small, only about one or two miles in radius. There is no vegetation on it, it's basically just sand and rocks.
After the Feiyun Shuttle arrived over the island, Xiao Ding did not land it immediately. Instead, he suggested to Ouyang Qing and Zhang Xiaodie: "Let's work together to set up a larger isolation barrier here first, so that you don't have to worry about it all the time." We’re worried that the Bagua Weapon Spirit will peek into our privacy.”
The two women had no objections, and the three of them worked together to set up a large-scale isolation ban around the island. As a result, the restriction has become a secret space for Xiao Ding and the three of them.
After landing on the island, Xiao Ding looked around, then at the two girls, and suddenly said with a smile: "Do you two feel that when we come here, it feels like we are here for a honeymoon?"
Ouyang Qing rolled her eyes at Xiao Ding and said angrily, "I feel like I'm having an affair."
Xiao Ding smiled evilly and said, "Having an affair is more exciting..."
Ouyang Qing rolled her eyes and stared at Xiao Ding, as if to say: Do you believe it or not, I castrated you with a knife to see if you still dare to have an affair?
Zhang Xiaodie didn't understand what honeymoon meant, so she asked curiously: "Ms. sir, what is honeymoon?"
Xiao Ding glanced at Zhang Xiaodie and said with some mischief: "The meaning of honeymoon is that after the couple gets married, they go out together to find a quiet place where no one will disturb them, and then stick together all day long, having fun in bed. Because there is no one to disturb you, you can go to bed and have fun anytime, anywhere. You can have fun whenever you want, and you can have sex for as long as you want, whatever you want."
Zhang Xiaodie continued to ask with some confusion: "Ms. sir, what does being happy mean??"
When Xiao Ding heard this, he staggered and almost fell down. He quickly continued to explain: "Happy means happy. Going to bed to be happy means going to bed and doing things that make people very happy. Just like what you and I do in bed every night... …”
Zhang Xiaodie understood it all at once. She immediately blushed with embarrassment, clenched her little fists, lightly knocked on Xiao Ding's chest, and said coquettishly: "Mr. sir, you are good or bad, you have been thinking about that thing all day long. ..."
Xiao Ding, however, held Zhang Xiaodie's face with both hands, kissed her on the forehead, and said jokingly: "Ms. Die'er, have you forgotten? Back then, you tried every possible means to beg me to consummate your marriage, and you still said You want to give me a baby. If you want to give me a baby, how can you do it if you don’t do it with me? You have to do that more to have a chance of conceiving my baby..."
When Zhang Xiaodie saw Xiao Ding mentioning the past, she was so embarrassed that she didn't dare to look up. She beat Xiao Ding's chest with her two small fists and said coquettishly: "Oh, my husband, I'm so embarrassed. Please leave now." If I tell you, you will bully me..."
Xiao Ding laughed loudly, took Zhang Xiaodie into his arms, and said, "How can I bully you? If I really bully you, it will be too late for you to be happy..."
As he spoke, Xiao Ding's two claws began to quietly explore Zhang Xiaodie's body.
How could Zhang Xiaodie endure Xiao Ding's teasing? She suddenly broke away from Xiao Ding's arms and said, "Ms., you are so bad, I will ignore you..." After saying that, she turned around and ran towards the seaside. passed.
Xiao Ding hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Hey, Madam Die'er, don't run away, let's go swimming together, okay?"
Ouyang Qing, who had been standing on the other side without speaking, felt depressed when she saw the scene of Xiao Ding and Zhang Xiaodie interacting. I thought to myself: Did I do something wrong by accepting Zhang Xiaodie?
Seeing that Xiao Ding was going to chase Zhang Xiaodie again, she couldn't help coughing twice and said, "Ahem, um, do you two want to have a daytime battle here?"
Xiao Ding stopped, turned around, and when he saw Ouyang Qing's expression, he already guessed that maybe he was too affectionate with Zhang Xiaodie just now, and made this jealous person sour, so he spoke in such a weird way.
However, who is Xiao Ding? His face is as good as the bottom of a pot, how can he be swayed by Ouyang Qing's words? ?
He turned around and said to Ouyang Qing with a smile: "If Qing'er, my wife, you also participate, I will
I wouldn’t mind having a fight during the day..."
Ouyang Qing rolled her eyes at Xiao Ding and said, "You are so beautiful..." After saying that, she walked barefoot towards the seaside.
When Xiao Ding saw Ouyang Qing and ignored him, he had to run a few steps faster to catch up with Zhang Xiaodie and said, "Ms. Die'er, let's go swimming together."
Zhang Xiaodie shook her head and said, "Ms. sir, I can't swim yet."
Zhang Xiaodie came from the ancient Song Dynasty on Earth. The era she was born in was a feudal and conservative era. Women in this era can't even get their skin wet easily, so how can they go into the water and learn to swim?
Even if you go into the water with your clothes on, when you come out of the water, the wet clothes will cling to your body and your body curves will be exposed, which will make a woman very embarrassed.
Therefore, in the era when Zhang Xiaodie lived, almost no women would learn to swim.
When Xiao Ding heard Zhang Xiaodie say that she couldn't swim, she immediately rolled her eyes, hit the snake with the stick, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know how to swim. My husband is here, and I can teach you how to swim."
Zhang Xiaodie asked doubtfully: "Is swimming easy to learn??"
Xiao Ding immediately replied affirmatively: "Of course it is easy to learn. With your husband and I personally teaching you, how can you not learn it? As long as you are willing to listen to my instructions, you will definitely be able to learn it."
At this time, Ouyang Qing, who had already walked to the beach, had taken off all her outer clothes, leaving only her underwear on, and then walked towards the sea.
Ouyang Qing's underwear style was naturally bought by herself from women's underwear on Tiankunxing and then remade by herself. The style is similar to women's underwear on earth in later generations, but there is a huge difference in material. After all, it is impossible to purchase certain items on Earth in later generations on Tiankun Planet.
When Zhang Xiaodie saw Ouyang Qing entering the water wearing only her underwear, she was immediately surprised and asked: "Ms. sir, do you need to wear so little to learn to swim?"
Xiao Ding glanced at Ouyang Qing, who was walking into the sea, and said nonsensically: "Yes, Madam Die'er, you don't know something. If you want to learn how to swim quickly, the less you wear, the faster you learn." The faster. If you don’t wear anything, I believe that it won’t take long for you to learn to swim..."
"Ah?" Zhang Xiaodie immediately exclaimed after hearing this, and then continued: "Ms. sir, are you lying to me? Are you telling the truth?"
Xiao Ding stared at Ouyang Qing's graceful back, and couldn't help but admire in his heart: She must be my wife, she deserves to be Xuanzhou
Although he was a little absent-minded, he still said to Zhang Xiaodie seriously: "Of course it is true, how could I deceive you?"
Zhang Xiaodie nodded and said, "Then I won't learn..."
Xiao Ding:......
