Tian Xiaoding followed four tough men to the backyard of the breakfast shop. He originally planned to eavesdrop on the news about the colorful sacred stones, but instead he heard four rough men peeing and writing poems there.
However, after the bearded boss composed a poem about peeing, his interest in poetry did not diminish and he planned to write another poem about cucumbers.
The other three people naturally supported their boss and said quickly: "Okay, okay, I would like to listen to my cucumber poem."
Now that someone was cheering for him, the bearded boss was even more proud. He shook his head and chanted to the three people: "A cucumber is thick and long. I can work hard during the day and at night. It is fresh, crisp and tastes good. Widows and young women love to taste it." !”
"Good poem, good poem! The boss has written another good poem!" After hearing this, the three people immediately clapped their hands and applauded.
Dabanya Lao Si asked in confusion: "Boss, does this poem of yours mean that both widows and young women like to eat cucumbers?"
Before the bearded boss could answer, the third brother with thick eyebrows took the lead and said: "Fourth brother, you may not know yet, the daughter of the president of our Xindao City Poetry Association once said that cucumbers are not only used for Come for food.”
"It's not food? What is it used for?" Dabanya Lao Si was even more confused.
The thick-browed Lao San smiled mysteriously and said, "People say that when you are lonely, cucumbers are the best in the world."
"When you're lonely, cucumbers are the best in the world?" Dabanya Laosi obviously still didn't understand what he meant.
The thick-browed Lao San immediately denied it and said: "I didn't say this, it was said by the daughter of the president of our Poetry Association. Why did she say this? I think only she can know the reason. "
At this time, the black-faced second child interrupted and said: "This is not simple. Come and taste our boss's poems and you will understand. Didn't the boss say that cucumbers are thick, long, fresh and crisp, and have a good taste?" , those widows and young women, when they are lonely, eat a big cucumber, it is sweet and refreshing, and they will not feel lonely immediately. I guess that the president’s daughter must have liked to eat big cucumbers when she was lonely, so she That’s why you say that.”
The bearded boss nodded repeatedly and said, "Yes, yes, it seems that my second brother is my soulmate!"
Tian Xiaoding, who was hiding in the dark and eavesdropping, had a dark look on his face at this moment.
He thought to himself: He originally planned to come here to hear information about the five-colored sacred stone, but instead, these four old men wrote some bullshit poem here. It’s enough to write a peeing poem that is not elegant, but now we are talking about a cucumber poem.
Listening to the discussion of these people, it seems that the president of the Xundao City Poetry Association is not a good person. His daughter always writes disgusting shit poems, or writes some unsightly filth. Poetry, and then relying on their father-daughter relationship, they were able to become members of the Poetry Association. But other people who are really talented and learned are rejected by this poetry association because they have no connections or connections.
It can be seen that this kind of relying on connections to gain access to the circle is not only common on the earth in later generations, but also on the Tiankun Star Continent, it has existed since ancient times!
Xiao Ding saw that he followed the four people to the backyard and did not overhear what he wanted to hear, so he became bored and did not intend to continue listening to the four people discussing nonsense cucumber poems, so he turned around and went back to the shop. .
When they returned to the shop, Tian Xiao'e and Ou Muyun had just finished eating the food in their bowls.
Xiao Ding sat down and continued eating.
Not long after, the four big men who had gone to the backyard to urinate returned to the house, still shouting:
"Boss, you have such a poetic talent. We believe that it won't be long before your great name will fill our City of Seeking the Way."
"Yes, boss, you are so smart and quick, I think you might as well start Taoism from poetry and become a Poetry Sword Immortal."
"Our boss's poetic talent is as good as anyone in the Poetry Association. If their Poetry Association refuses to accept our boss, we might as well give the president of that Poetry Association a good beating."
"..."
While the four of them were discussing, they came to the counter, paid for their meals, and then walked out of the breakfast shop.
When Xiao Ding saw this, he quickly stood up and stopped eating the remaining mouthful of rice in the bowl. He called Ou Muyun and Tian Xiao'e to pay the bill, then left the shop and quietly followed the four big men. Not far behind.
Ou Muyun asked in confusion: "Brother, don't we leave the city and go back to Tianyao Mountain?"
Xiao Ding shook his head and replied: "Don't worry, let's see where the four of them are going."
Tian Xiao'e also asked in confusion: "Brother, why should we follow them?"
Xiao Ding replied in a low voice: "Because the four of them know the location of the Five-Colored Divine Stone, I guess they will have to look for it sooner or later. As long as we follow them."
"The five-colored sacred stone? What kind of stone is it and what is its function?" Tian Xiao'e asked next.
Xiao Ding replied: "Shhh, please keep your voice down. This kind of stone is of great use to me. For others, it may also be able to assist in cultivation."
The four big men walked through the streets and alleys, taking a short distance until they came to the Nancheng District of Xundao City, and then slowed down in an ordinary residential area.
The four of them walked directly into the alley of the residential area, and finally entered a courtyard house.
Xiao Ding and the other three also followed him near the yard.
Standing not far away, Xiao Ding took a look at the courtyard. I saw that the yard was not too big, let alone luxurious. It's just an extremely ordinary yard.
Afterwards, Xiao Ding let go of his consciousness and went to explore the yard. As a result, he suddenly discovered that after the four people just walked into the main room of the main house, they were saluting an old man sitting in the front seat of the house, and What are you reporting?
Xiao Ding quickly opened his ears and listened in the direction of the main room in the courtyard.
Because the distance was relatively far, Xiao Ding could vaguely hear the four people saying: "Master, the four of us brothers have been searching for the ancient tomb in Xundao Mountain all night, but we still haven't determined the location of the ancient tomb."
But the old man reprimanded unhappily: "Have you forgotten the tips I usually teach you about how to position your money?"
The four people answered honestly: "I don't dare."
The old man said displeasedly: "Then recite it to me."
The four people immediately said: "Looking for dragons, you have to look at the entangled mountains. Each entanglement is a gate. If there are a thousand locks on the door, there must be a prince living here. Touching gold on a hill, and a horse at noon at the entrance is the Li hexagram; moving mountains and unloading ridges, The child rat meets the dragon Kankun hexagram; the survey Yu fights upside down, the Wei sheep meets the snake Genli hexagram; the mercury 癍, raises the bright vessel, the Yin tiger meets the monkey and shakes the Qian hexagram; …”
When Xiao Ding heard this, he thought to himself, it turns out these people are professional tomb robbers!
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