Chapter 154: If you want to live forever, take off your pants

Style: Fantasy Author: Ding TianerWords: 3163Update Time: 24/01/13 16:47:52
After Tian Xiaoding left the Immortal Medicine Sect, he planned to go deep into the middle of Soul Burial Mountain to look for the Earth Turtle.

The Immortal Medicine Gate is located to the west of Soul Burial Mountain. The Soul Burial Mountain as a whole is a long, large mountain group, running almost through the entire Fengluan Continent in the north-south direction.

Therefore, the closest location to the Immortal Medicine Sect is the center of the Soul Burying Mountain, or the eastern area across the Soul Burying Mountain. Compared to the central and eastern parts of Soul Burying Mountain, the north and south ends are relatively far away from here in the west.

Although the journey is far away, there is still a chance to find it as long as you look hard.

However, the problem raised by Tang Yunzhi is that the Firefly Gu King cannot be used in a short period of time, which is a big and worrying problem.

Xiao Ding knew that there would probably not be another firefly Gu in this world. Even if a firefly is found, but there is no secret technique to cultivate it into a Gu insect, it will not work.

But the Firefly Gu King involves too many people's lives, including Tang Yunzhi's life, so this is a bit difficult to handle.

However, Xiao Ding then thought about it. No matter what, he still had to gather the five main materials for the Regeneration Pill first, and then think about a way to solve the fire larvae problem.

Therefore, the two of them did not stop the advancing Flying Dragon Artifact.

It flew forward like this for three days.

On this day, the two came to a big mountain. At this time, Xiao Ding and Tang Yunzhi didn't know that there were two monks sitting there in front of this mountain, thinking.

One of the short and fat men said: "Brother, almost all the prey on this mountain has been eaten by the brothers. If that doesn't work, let's lead the brothers to another mountain."

The other tall and thin man stared at his eyes and said: "Why change the mountain? Brother, let me tell you, robbery is more expensive than perseverance!"

But the short and fat man shook his head and said: "Brother, no one can come here? The two of us and our brothers have been hungry for half a month, and I'm still here!"

The master looked at the short and fat man and said: "Tonight, if no one passes by here, I will be hungry for half a month. Just wash up and get ready."

The short and fat man quickly stepped back and said in shock: "What, brother, what do you mean, you still want to eat me?"

The tall and thin man said with a harmless expression: "Is there any problem?"

The short and fat man said: "No, brother, how could you have such an idea?"

The tall and thin man said matter-of-factly: "Then I'm hungry."

The short and fat man grinned and said: "Brother, you are hungry, so you can't eat me?"

The tall and thin man asked: "Then who should I eat?"

The short and fat man said with a grimace: "Brother, no one can eat me..."

At this moment, Xiao Ding's flying dragon broke into their sight.

The two men quickly flew into the air with their swords, blocked Xiao Ding's flying dragon magic weapon, and shouted: "Hey! Stop!"

Xiao Ding was chatting with Tang Yunzhi and did not notice that there were human monks on the hilltop in front of him.

He looked intently at the two people in front of him, and saw that their clothes were somewhat tattered, and their faces were also streaked with black and white, as if they had not washed their faces for a long time.

One of them is at the seventh level of Qi training, and the other is at the eighth level of Qi training.

One is short and fat, the other is tall and thin.

Look at the face again, Xiao Ding

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No matter how you look at it, it feels like these two people have met somewhere before.

Although he has a photographic memory, it is only a short-term memory. If you don't think about it for a long time, the things deep in your memory will be forgotten over time. Otherwise, everything will be stored in the brain, and the human brain capacity will definitely not be enough.

Xiao Ding was recalling in his mind where he had seen these two people, when he heard the two people read the lyrics one by one:

"I originally came from the mountains."

"Just kill people and don't bury them."

"If you want to get over this mountain."

"Swipe Lala's head down!"

"Li Da Ma Bang Li Dazhong from Xia Liutai Mountain." The tall and thin man introduced himself.

"I'm Zhang Erfeng, Zhang Erfeng in Xia Liutai Mountain." The short and fat man introduced himself.

"Eh? Brother, why do I look at this kid? He looks familiar?" Zhang Erfeng, who claimed to be Zhang Erfeng, said.

"That's right, I feel like I've seen this guy before somewhere." Li Dazhong, who claimed to be Li Dama Bang, also muttered.

When Xiao Ding saw the unreliable looks of these two people, he suddenly remembered that after he left Tianyang Sect, he went to Tianyang City and auctioned the black soil purple ginseng in Tianyang City's auction house. As a result, he attracted two stupid thieves who wanted to rob him. In the end, the two stupid thieves were knocked unconscious by me with magic talismans outside Tianyang City, and then I left. I don’t know what happened to the two stupid thieves.

And today, aren't the two robbers standing in front of him singing a tune, the same two stupid thieves who wanted to rob him in the first place?

However, Xiao Ding never imagined that the two stupid thieves who were so hungry that they were tottering would actually run to the depths of Soul Burial Mountain to resume their old business and continue their robbing business.

"It turns out it's you..." Xiao Ding said in surprise.

The two people also thought of Xiao Ding at this time. They looked at each other, looked at Xiao Ding, and said: "Yes, it's us. Didn't you expect that last time you let your kid escape, and this time you It fell into the hands of our two brothers, hahaha!"

Xiao Ding asked without caring at all: "You two, are you directly occupying the top of the mountain and blocking the road to rob?"

Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng did not deny it at all and shouted loudly: "That's right! I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to live forever, you have to take off your pants!"

After the two shouted slogans, they wanted to come forward, saying: "Come on, take off your clothes!"

Xiao Ding was angry and funny, and asked: "What's wrong, you still want to rob me?"

"Bah! You deserve it! We are going to rob you to the last bit!" Li Dazhong said.

"Stop talking nonsense, don't force me to put the white knife in and the red knife out. I'll bleed you!" Zhang Erfeng said.

"My red knife goes in and my green knife comes out. I'll stab you in gall!" Li Dazhong said.

"I'll go in with a green knife and come out with a yellow knife, and I'll stab you in the shit!" Zhang Erfeng said.

"If Huang Daozi goes in, Huang Daozi comes out again, I will refill your dung bag!" Li Dazhong said.

Xiao Ding was completely amused by these two idiots. He said in a dumbfounded voice, "What kind of knife skills are you two doing? Why are you stabbing the feces bag with your knife?"

"Then don't worry about it. Hurry up and hand over all the things you two have. Don't keep any of them! Otherwise, your heads will fall off!" Zhang Erfeng said viciously.

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When Li Dazhong heard this, he stopped Zhang Erfeng and said, "Brother, let's not let his head fall off yet. I'm hungry. Go ahead and pick one of his blood sausages for me to roast." eat."

Zhang Erfeng said seriously: "Brother, it's too hard to fill the blood sausage, and both of us have punctured his feces bag. How dare you eat his blood sausage?"

Li Dazhong nodded and said, "Indeed, then go ahead and take out his kidney, and let's have some stir-fried kidneys."

Zhang Erfeng nodded this time and said, "Brother, I think this is a good idea. You can help me. The two of us will work together to remove both of this kid's kidneys."

Xiao Ding sat on the flying dragon magic weapon and looked calm. He smiled and asked: "You two are thinking about food so much. Have you ever asked me if I agree? Tell me honestly, you haven't eaten in a few days?"

"It's only been half a month..." Li Dazhong regretted a little after he finished speaking, and stopped quickly, refusing to continue.

Xiao Ding continued to ask with a smile: "The last time you two robbed me, were you hungry for half a month?"

"Nonsense, I was just hungry for seven days last time." Zhang Erfeng corrected.

Xiao Ding continued with a smile on his face and asked: "You two have been hungry for half a month, but you still have the strength to fly with your sword. It seems that you are not in vain."

Upon hearing this, the two men quickly looked at the flying swords at their feet, and then said eagerly: "You guys are smart, let's get down to the ground and fight."

Xiao Ding nodded and said, "I was planning to go down and take a look at your stronghold. You two, just swipe down."

After saying that, Xiao Ding didn't wait for the two people to talk nonsense, and directly threw two thunder blast talismans, hitting the two people's heads.

These two people originally had the seventh or eighth level of Qi training, but they met Xiao Ding twice, both times when they were extremely hungry.

The power of the Thunder Explosion Talisman was huge. Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng were physically weak due to hunger and spent a lot of spiritual energy to control the flying swords. Therefore, they did not avoid the two Thunder Explosion Talismans and were hit directly. top of head.

Then the two of them fell directly from mid-air.

Xiao Ding originally thought that these two people fell from mid-air. Even if they survived the fall, they might break their bones and muscles.

But he didn't expect that there was actually a large group of people on the ground in front of the mountain in front of him.

They avoided the falling swords of Li Dazhong and then rushed forward to catch Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng.

Xiao Ding used the flying dragon magic weapon to land towards the ground.

After descending, he discovered that there were actually a hundred or so people gathered in front of the mountain. Their cultivation levels were basically below the third level of Qi training, and none of them could fly with swords.

At this time, these people were holding Li Dazhong and Zhang Erfeng, who were all scorched black by the Thunder Explosion Talisman, and shouted: "First Master, Second Master, wake up quickly!"

It turns out this is still a gang of bandits!

There are so many people with low cultivation level gathered on this mountain, and I don’t know how they avoid the monsters in Soul Burial Mountain.

Presumably, they may be like themselves, and some of them can use some unexpected and magical means to deal with monsters. Otherwise, they will definitely not live long living in the depths of Soul Burial Mountain.

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