Thumb thump, Tian Xin, dressed in pink, walked cheerfully into the ultimate class.
"Good morning, everyone."
"Good morning, teacher!" Except for the stinky Wang Arthur, everyone in the Ultimate Class greeted Tian Xin.
"A group of monkeys can still say it's early, teacher. It's an eye-opener for me. Why, I'm just surprised that the ultimate class is so polite!" Wang Yaser said in an awkward tone.
"Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trustworthiness" are the "Five Constants" of Confucianism. The "Five Constants" are the minimum moral principles for being a human being. They are used to handle and harmoniously relate to each other as individuals and build a society. Respect It is the most basic courtesy to respect the teacher's teachings. If you can't even do this, you will be nothing more than a monkey who can sing birds." Two feet.
"Goddammit! Don't think that I won't touch you because you are disabled!" Wang Arthur was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and his hair exploded.
"Oh, the monkey is anxious. It seems that you are really a monkey. How about I tell you whether you will marry an orangutan as your wife in the future!" Xia Du pretended to take out the copper coins and planned to tell the fortune.
"Bang!" Xia Du took the attack from Wang Arthur and held on to the table to release his remaining strength. After all, Xia Du's current combat power index is only 8,000 points.
"You're just KO6, and I'm KO3. If you don't want to die, just be quiet. Hahaha, I... Hahahaha, I can't stop haha, uh, uh, I'm down, haha, it's you... Ha, um Hmm. Hand over the antidote quickly." Wang Arthur found that he couldn't help laughing and realized that he had been poisoned. Hold back your laughter and use your inner strength to force out the poison.
"KO3, so majestic! I said that most poisons have little effect on martial arts practitioners. But some poisons are not so friendly. For example, the one you won is called [Laughing Anal Fissure Eight Points Duanjin Powder] . As the name suggests, a person who is poisoned by this poison will keep laughing until the chrysanthemums burst, and then the muscles and bones of the whole body will be broken and die. If the person who is poisoned by this poison cannot be forced out by the poison, he can last up to 8 hours." According to different time and space clones Destiny will be the same, and it is reasonable for King Arthur to be poisoned.
"Poisoning, my God! Tiancan, how could you poison your classmates? I need to call an ambulance quickly." A panicked Tian Xin took out his mobile phone to make a call.
"Hahaha, I understand. Brother Tian must have touched Wang Arthur's smile point, so Wang Arthur couldn't stop laughing." Jin Baosan, who thought he had seen through all this, laughed.
"Acupuncture, Tianzhan, please unlock Wang Arthur's acupuncture points!" After all, he is the class teacher of the Ultimate Class 1 and guided by the TV series, so Tian Xin can still accept the subject of acupuncture. Tian Xin gave up making the call. After all, school had just started and it would be bad if things got serious.
"I'm just telling you! How can there be such vicious people in the world! Although I don't like Arthur Wang, but we are all classmates, there is no need for this." Because of the black face curse just now, Wang Dadong thought that Xia Du was just Scare King Arthur.
"With Tiancan's internal strength, it is not enough to tap King Arthur." Ding Xiaoyu spoke without any surprise.
"Yes, my internal strength is not as good as Wang Arthur, so Wang Arthur was indeed poisoned. I got this poison from defeating the demonized man. And there is no antidote." Xia Du made up again.
Everyone took the opportunity to stay away, fearing that they would be attacked.
"I received a secret report that in a mountainous area, some people were laughing wildly until they couldn't bear it anymore, and then they hit the wall and committed suicide. When I got there, after investigation, I finally found out that it was a demonized person from a foreign land who was causing trouble. I used my secret skills I just told him to uniform and rush back to a foreign land." Xia Du started to brag.
"I've never heard of demonized people from a foreign land. You might as well call them aliens. How come our bosses didn't mention this strange news to us?" Jin Baosan's younger brother questioned.
"Although Jin Baosan is very annoying, it is undeniable that he is quite well-informed." Sister Sha looked a little disgusted.
"That's right! Demonized people from foreign lands are just talking nonsense!" The miscellaneous fish agreed.
"It doesn't exist if you haven't heard of it? Have you heard of it, class teacher?" When he mentioned the demonized person from a foreign land, Xia Du paid attention to Tian Xin's expression. Tian Xin is the eldest daughter of Jin Shikong’s previous leader of the Baidao Alliance. Don’t you know anything about the supernatural world?
"What demonized people, aliens, I don't want to know, I just know, how to cure this poison? Tiancan, I thought you were very sensible, but you poisoned your classmates on the first day of school, I I really don’t know what to do with you!” Tian Xin’s thoughts were in a mess.
"This poison does not need an antidote! Just use internal force to accelerate the division of cells throughout the body and replace the cells throughout the body. However, this will consume a lot of internal energy. When the time comes, will your KO3 not even be able to defeat Jin Baosan? But this way Well, without the combat effectiveness index, you won't get into so much trouble. Isn't it nice to study in peace and go to college? How about I poison the whole class!" Xia Du looked at Wang Arthur with evil intentions.
Xia Du said he would poison the whole class, and in the end the students in Class 1 moved further away from Xia Du. Ding Xiaoyu ran to the corridor with tables and chairs!
"Stop talking nonsense here, what nonsense is the alien demonized person? Quickly untie it for me." Wang Arthur said through gritted teeth.
"I don't believe it! Why don't you go home and ask your dad [Wang Paopao] (Xia Du's nickname for Lao Tulong) if there are any foreigners? I think he would have carried the train and ran away overnight. "Xia Du thought of the old local dragon who would run away at the slightest sign of trouble.
"Tiancan, I think there is some misunderstanding here. Your usually violent way of getting along is no longer good, let alone poisoning your classmates. This is a crime!" Tian Xin said to Xia Du bravely.
"Teacher, where did you get this necklace?" Xia Du asked, looking at the necklace around Tian Xin's neck.
"Ah! This necklace! This necklace is a birthday gift from my father. It means a lot to me. If you like it, I can find a goldsmith to make one for you." Tian Xin was confused by the sudden turn of events. .
"Your surname is Tian, so your father is Tian." Xia Du revealed his expression.
"Tiancan, you actually know my father!" Tian Xin was surprised.
"He is a hero. Take it and it will work once you smell it." Xia Du threw a small bottle to Wang Arthur.
Tian Moumou: I can’t find the name. The current common view is that Tian Xin’s father is the leader of the Bai Dao in the previous generation of Jin Shikong. The setting of this book is that after Tian Moun and the female demon king were both injured and retired, the Force Judgment Agency took advantage of the situation and rose up. Don't ask why the necklace is a relic, because the plot requires it.
Wang Arthur glanced at Xia Du, and finally put the small bottle under his nose. When he opened it, Xia Du pulled Tian Xin and teleported to the podium.
A puff of yellow smoke came out of the bottle. Wang Arthur inhaled a little and retched instantly.
"What does it smell like? It's so smelly."
"The school's septic tank exploded!" the fish said, stuffing their nostrils with their hands.
"It's nothing, the antidote is just a vixen's fart." If you fart all day long, I'll give you a fart to eat.
