After Arthur, the slut king, took his seat, our autistic patient Ding Xiaoyu also walked into the ultimate class with a hopeless look.
"Hey, kid, where did you come from?" Sister Sha, who was wiping the blackboard, took her anger out on Ding Xiaoyu, who had just arrived from the ultimate class and was looking for an open seat.
"Kid, this is the ultimate class. If you dare to come in, get out of here." Zayu choked.
"You're deaf! Get out of here! This is the ultimate class, you came in too casually!" Seeing Ding Xiaoyu's indifferent look, Sister Sha became even more angry.
Da La and Xiao La got excited and wanted to tease Ding Xiaoyu.
Dola and Xiaola are two brothers. The little one in red is my brother Dala, and the big one in blue is my younger brother Xiaola. Also, the one with the beard and long hair is an axe. There should be no mistake!
"Sister Sha, don't be angry, don't be angry, just leave this guy to me." Xiao La took over the job.
"Kid, I think you're lost! Can I take you to find your mother?" Xiao La's words caused a burst of laughter among the miscellaneous fish.
"Why don't you leave! I know, are you Pikachu's younger brother - your skin is itching!" Dola told a cold joke. He laughed forward and backward.
Just when he leaned back to the maximum. Two marbles flew from the back of the classroom. Hit Dabao and Xiaola.
Dala and Xiaola froze in a strange posture. That's right, they were hit by the condensation spell Tiancan (Xia Du) cast using glass marbles as a medium. As for why Xia Du has marbles. Well, as a disciple of Hidden Weapon, it shouldn’t be too much to have a dozen gadgets on your body!
"Why can't I move?" Xiao La said in panic.
Ding Xiaoyu, who was standing between the two, looked at Tiancan. Even Wang Dadong Wang Arthur looked at Tiancan in surprise. So Zayu finally looked at Tiancan.
"The two of them hit my sunflower acupoint hand, so naturally they can't move." Xia Du said lightly. (Sunflower acupuncture technique is famous and suitable for pretending to be X)
"Oh my God! This is the legendary Sunflower Acupuncture Technique. It is so powerful. The next time you do this, your whole body will be stiff and unable to move. Boss Tiancan, can you teach me this technique? In the future, people like them will , I don’t need to trouble you to do it yourself." Jin Baosan first flattered, and then made a flattering expression.
Even Xia Du, who often saw Ren Chenwen, felt very uncomfortable. So he gave Jin Baosan a black face curse.
"You want to learn! Look in the mirror first!" Xia Du said with a wicked smile.
"Look in the mirror, I've always been handsome! You don't have to look at me...ah! What's going on, my face! Why is it so dark!" Jin Baosan took out the mirror he carried with him and was shocked by his own appearance.
"Jin Baosan, your face is so dark, do you need me to wipe the blackboard eraser for you? The blackboard eraser is also good as a powder puff." Sister Sha, who was holding a blackboard eraser on the podium, teased.
"In addition to knowing acupoints, I can also use poison. Now you have been infected with Erotic Heart Powder." Xia Du became more playful.
"I just touched some pot ashes on his face." Xia Du said as a joke and sent a message to Wang Dadong. Wang Dadong can accept some exchanges of force among the students of the Ultimate Class, but if someone poisons a classmate of the Ultimate Class, he will probably go on a rampage, so he needs to stabilize himself first.
"This is the Heart Erosion Powder! Those who are poisoned by this poison will first have their face turn black, and then it will spread to the skin all over their body." Xia Du continued to make up popular science.
"Ah! My hands! They are starting to turn black." Jin Baosan wiped his face with his hands, and his hands also turned black.
"When the skin all over the body turns black, it will corrode into the flesh. The meat also turns black, and then the internal organs. When the heart of the poisoned person turns black, the skin will slowly rot and fall off bit by bit. , the poisoned person can't live or die, and he can't die until he falls forty-nine days." Xia Du became more and more outrageous.
"I didn't expect that the Ultimate Class 1 would use such dirty tricks! It's really disappointing!" Wang Arthur put down the book and said with a condescending look.
"Compared with the dirty tricks, who can compare with you! The Tulong Gang is a famous gangster. Oh! You are the prince of the Tulong Gang, so of course you don't need to do those dirty things. Do it. You just need to be quiet and act cool!" Xia Du, who was interrupted, got angry.
"Although our Tulong Gang is a gang, we are not capable of..." Wang Arthur wanted to retort.
"Come on! After hearing what you said, I have a new view of you. You are not the prince of the Tulong Gang, you are the little public servant of the Tulong Gang. You don't understand the gang at all. You were just raised in Just a little princess in the greenhouse." Wang Arthur was interrupted by Xia Du before he finished speaking.
"You!" Wang Arthur was so angry that he stood up.
"What's wrong with poisoning? When you travel around the world, there are so many tricks that can make your life worse than death. It's just poisoning, just like having diarrhea. Just take some medicine and it'll be fine! It's not a big deal." Xia Du said nonchalantly.
"People who poison themselves usually carry the antidote with them!" The sultry Ding Xiaoyu actually spoke. After saying that, he actually moved the table back. (Xia Du’s position is in front of him)
"Please, Brother Tian, give me the antidote!" Jin Baosan was so frightened that he begged for mercy.
"There is no antidote! Most poisons have very little effect on us martial arts practitioners and can be forced out directly with internal force. So this kind of small poison is really just a little joke. You can use it yourself Just push it internally and it will be fine. It is usually used for those who are very interested in their own image, so that their faces turn black and then click to take photos." Xia Du said while looking at Wang Arthur. The whole class looked at Arthur Wang, imagining his dark face, and Sister Sha couldn't help laughing.
"Brother Tian, you may not know me very well. My nickname is [Internal Injury King]. I suffered serious internal injuries. Ahem, I can't use my internal strength at all now. So can you give me the antidote?" Jin Baosan showed that disgusting expression again.
"It's really troublesome. I haven't found an antidote for this poison yet. I'll make one for you on the spot!" Xia Du took out a pack of wet wipes and pretended to sprinkle a few dust on the wipes. "Take it! It will work once you wipe it." After pretending, he threw the wet wipe to Jin Baosan.
"It's so amazing. I'm completely white after just wiping it." Jin Baosan wiped it on his face. The blackness on his face was wiped clean with a wet wipe.
"Click, um, the effect is good." Xia Du took out an old-fashioned camera from nowhere, the kind that snaps pictures on TV. One came to Jin Baosan who was wiping his face.
Xia Du felt a murderous aura, which came from Wang Arthur's death gaze. The return hand is just one shot. Arthur Wang hurriedly covered his face with Shakespeare's book.
"You!" After covering his face, Wang Arthur realized that he was not poisoned at all. So he stood up angrily.
At this time, there was the sound of footsteps in the corridor. "Don't make trouble and sit tight." Wang Dadong ordered.
"I won't argue with a disabled person like you!" Wang Arthur sat down angrily. And Jin Baosan lowered his head and smiled evilly, which looked very flattering at first glance.
"Yeah, yeah." The forgotten Dola and Xiaola made a sound. (We are still locked in!)
"Bang bang." Xia Du clapped his hands twice. Da La and Xiao La's condensation technique was released. The two of them lowered their heads and went to their seats.
