"I think people misunderstood me."
With a cat person's physique, it is difficult to clean every corner of Laila's plump body.
Of course, scraping with nails is not possible, and the requirements on how to wash are different depending on the place you wash.
"Okay, how and where to wash it is up to your imagination."
It has become a pattern for me to wash myself thoroughly in Miss Layla's apartment, wash myself thoroughly, be a pillow for the night, and then go to the guild bar for breakfast.
When you return to base, ask about your plans as a tank and plan to return home with your brothers.
"I have to buy souvenirs, but if I'm too lazy, it's snowing season."
While enjoying breakfast and thinking about when to return to Azka Village, an uninvited guest appeared.
"Hey, fake Hua Wuming! Let's fight!"
Bode and his entourage looked down at me from the other side of the table.
"Uh, do you want to show off your clumsiness again?"
"Don't be stupid! I know you used dirty hands!"
"?what are you saying?"
"In front of you, you can only use broken fire-attribute magic, right?
"This is a story"
Maybe someone saw that when he was practicing the magic gun magic circle at the shooting range, it could only produce weak power at first, and told Bode that it was a fake.
"If it weren't for that bastard Leos, you couldn't cheat and I would have sent you to another world this time."
"Haha, I can't help it. After eating this, I'll play with you."
"What the hell, you still don't lick your mouth!"
"Don't do it, Bode. Let me eat slowly, at least for the last meal of my life."
"Mr. Kington, I understand."
The Kington who stops Bode is a 30-something cowboy adventurer with naturally curly hair reminiscent of a buffalo.
Judging from his demeanor and aura, his level should be B or above, higher than Bode, but he seems to have some quirks.
In addition to Kington, Bode also brought the three men who were defeated after attacking me in the back alley, as well as a timid-looking male staff member of the Sheepskin Guild.
Kingdon was the referee and the male employee was the guild witness.
I couldn't calm down being stared at, so I hurriedly finished my breakfast and walked to the training ground.
Of course, just in case, a protective shield was set up between Bode and others.
As I slowly made my way through reception and towards the training ground, I was stopped by an unexpected person.
"Oh, is this a rematch?"
The owner of the voice is the guildmaster Cordobas.
"Good morning, Mr. Cordoba."
"Hey, Hua Wuming. You had a hard time yesterday."
"No, it was me who caused the trouble."
"not at all.
Cordoba glanced at me as he talked to me.
"I understand, I will be very careful."
Cordoba patted me on the shoulder and walked towards the office on the second floor.
It seems that Bode and the others didn't know that I smashed the iron target, nor did they know that I accompanied the pursuer's request as punishment.
Kington watched Cordoba leave with an expression on his face as if he had swallowed a bitter insect.
"Perhaps he has the experience of being punished by the guild."
On the training ground, there were more spectators than in previous confrontations, but no Chariot members were seen.
Instead, they seemed to be the people Bode had gathered, and the atmosphere was completely alienating.
"This fake Niancoro!"
"Bode, hurry up!"
"Receive the reward of Monopoly Laila!"
"If you die, I will strangle you to death!"
Well, from the perspective of someone who saw me being so loved by Layla, I can understand why they would want to support Bode.
"If you add a story like cheating on him, it's only natural that you want to hit him."
"Mr. Kingdon will be the referee. Sodaris will be the witness.
"Don't panic, Bode."
"Why did you stop me, Mr. Kington?"
"Look carefully, doesn't this guy have no weapons?"
Bode drew his sword and threw it aside, ready to fight, but I was dressed like a kid on a hike, as usual.
"Hey, what do you want? Decide quickly!"
"I don't need to. I won't make excuses for failure because I don't have weapons. I wouldn't have lost in the first place."
"You licked it, you are a fake cat"
Kington stepped forward to stop Bode, who was trying to grab him.
"Is it really not necessary?"
"Yes, I'm the type who uses magic to fight, so it doesn't matter if I don't have weapons."
"In that case, let's get started."
According to referee Kington, I was on the right and Bould was on the left, keeping a distance of about 10 meters, facing each other.
"This is a reversal of previous confrontational positions."
"It doesn't matter if you use weapons, magic or whatever. If one of you falls unconscious or surrenders, and I deem it no longer dangerous, then victory or defeat is my decision. If you disobey me, prepare to be my enemy Are you ready?"
Bode and I both nodded silently, and Kington slowly took a step back.
Burd seemed to have activated the body-strengthening magic with the sword on his shoulder, but I was ready.
"start!"
"Ulaaah!"
When Kington gave the signal, he let out a roar and wanted to rush in, but when he produced three pillars of fire that were even bigger than the last time, he jumped back in panic, then froze and let out a cry Scream.
"Ujigajishi"
I prepared a lightning magic square where Baldur fell.
After stumbling to stay in one place, I touched another lightning magic square and was electrocuted.
It is quite powerful, with one shot having the power of a stun gun.
When Bode stopped moving completely after firing three magic circle bolts, I gave him a rubber buckle to stop him.
"Boogie"
There was a terrible crackling sound, and Bode's nosebleed was blown away.
Kington looked at me in surprise, and Bude in the audience watched him fly away with his mouth half open.
At the same time as the first signal was given, Kington waved his right hand and fired wind attack magic at me, but the shield I prepared in advance blew it away.
If it's wind magic, it's invisible so it does damage to me at first, before I can recover, Baldur attacks and decides the game no, I think he's trying to kill me.
That's why I have Kingdon sitting on my left side, which is my blind spot.
"This must be something Cordoba told us to be careful of."
I was outraged by this childish and cowardly way of doing things, so I called Kington to come to me.
"Don't underestimate me, nyankoro! Boogya"
As Kingdon pulled his sword from his belt, a piece of rubber struck him in the face.
With a crashing sound, Kington was knocked away again.
There was silence, and Pod and Kington rolled their eyes, unable to comprehend the circumstances of their fall.
At this moment, the attendant Sodaris stepped forward and raised his voice.
"Victor, Hua Wuming! In addition, after the game started, Kington's unauthorized attack on Hua Wuming has been confirmed. We will report the matter to the guild president and take appropriate action."
Contrary to the observers who I thought would defer to Bode, Sodaris made a decisive decision.
Hearing Kington's timid attack, the audience began to riot.
"Originally they gathered because I was accused of cheating last time."
I used the same fire magic as last time to overwhelm Baldur, so obviously I wasn't doing anything illegal.
On top of that, Kington deceived Burder, who made the accusation, so the atmosphere around the audience completely changed.
"Tch, Bode was defeated in the end, right?"
"Don't take revenge on Kington!"
"Look, the nose has become more crooked!"
"No, no, maybe it can be cured this time!"
Amidst the laughter of Pod, the three apprentices shrank one after another to hide their presence.
"Yeah, yeah, I feel good so I can get everyone's approval."
"This is wrong, damn Bode, but Hua Wuming, you can't do that in front!"
"Don't let Laila keep all this to herself! Go bald!"
"If you dare to attack Jessica Tan, I will kill you!"
"Gee, I don't know if this will happen in the end."
Sodaris spoke to me, and I slumped my shoulders in disappointment.
"Hua Wuming, you did a good job."
"Oh, thank you..."
"I will report the confrontation to the president, Kington and Bode will be tightened, and I will impose severe penalties, so you can rest assured."
"I understand. So, could you please speak to the two people lying there?"
"News? What is it?"
"If they attack us outside the guild, please tell them and we will attack without hesitation."
"Haha, don't worry, I understand, I will definitely tell you."
After shaking hands with Sodaris, I left the training ground while the audience yelled at me.
"We've wasted a lot of time, so we might as well go back to base and plan our return home."
