Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization, Harmony, Freedom, Equality, Justice, Rule of Law, Patriotism, Dedication, Integrity and Friendship
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Okay, let’s start the text.
I see that many readers are wondering why Oscar’s martial spirit is not a sausage.
By the way, I would also like to give some popular science to readers who have just started reading.
First of all, this book is originally a combination of novels and comics (because the author has read both, and after so long, the impressions of the plot have somewhat merged). Secondly, don’t you think that Oscar’s Sausage Spirit, the original novel, has never been felt by everyone? Thunder, disgusting, bt? ? ?
Maybe everyone has no impression of his martial soul skills, so I will help you who are lazy to search them on Baidu.
The first is the comic version of soul skills and soul spells. I won’t emphasize them here, so I will briefly talk about them.
Lovely, fragrant and tender tofu. Restore soul power soft tofu.
Young and beautiful, a clove of garlic. Detoxifying sweet garlic.
Flying together with real mushrooms. Flying mushroom.
Hot girl is hot, hot girl is hot. Violent Chili Peppers.
I haven’t read the rest yet, but based on my current progress, these four are enough.
Then there is the novel version of the soul skill soul curse.
(Core values ward off evil spirits)
The following are Oscar's nine soul skills. The author will arrange them one by one in the form of "soul spell + soul skill name":
I have a big sausage. Restore Big Sausage.
I have a small sausage. Detoxifying sausages.
I have a mushroom sausage. Rapidly flying mushroom sausage.
I have a pink sausage. Hyperactive pink sausage.
I have a dark green intestine. Beyond the limit of dark green sausage.
I have a mirror intestine. Copy the mirror intestine.
Stand firm golden fly. Firm golden fly.
I have a root caterpillar. Crystal Caterpillar Gut.
I have diamond intestines. More half diamond sausage.
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Just looking at this list, who dares to say it’s not disgusting? ? ? The cigar spirits of Dou Er and Caitou are similar to this, with exactly the same style, which left me speechless.
Oh, the golden fly is Viagra. (The author could barely guess this based on the comments from readers of the original novel and the obscene conversations between the brothers in the original novel)
I would like to ask you, among these nine soul skills and soul spells, which one will not give people a fixed association, and which one will not make people feel that their spirit has been offended.
There is another even more outrageous thing, which is the seventh soul skill, the Sturdy Golden Fly. The accompanying gestures are different from the orchid fingers of the other eight soul skills, but there is another set^v^
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The following is the original text:
[Oscar stood with his feet spread wide, squatted down slightly, took a deep breath, made fists with both hands and stretched his arms straight in front of his chest, with his palms facing down.
Yellow, yellow, purple, purple, black, black, black, the seven best soul ring combinations quietly appeared on him. The martial spirit has been released. It seems that there is nothing special about Oscar now, and there is even a somewhat sacred look on his face.
But then the whole process of releasing his soul skills left his friends stunned.
The stretched out arms were suddenly retracted, and the fists were also turned over, with the palms facing upward until they were brought to the waist. While retracting the arms, he made an obscene movement of straightening the waist.
"Stand firm, firm, golden fly."
When he shouted "Stay strong", he would do the action of closing his fist and straightening his waist. When he shouted the word "Golden Fly", he retracted his left fist to his waist, raised and straightened his right arm, made a fist with his right hand, and raised only one middle finger diagonally. Sky.
Looking at Oscar's appearance, everyone finally understood why he had been so reluctant to let everyone see his seventh soul skill. If I had to describe it in one sentence, it would be that it is not the most wretched, only more wretched.
Ning Rongrong fell directly into the arms of Xiao Wu, who was bewildered. Everyone else's expressions became extremely weird, their facial muscles twitched, and they were trying to hold back their laughter, but they really couldn't help it anymore.
The seventh soul ring on his body also shone. In an instant, the golden light spread all over Oscar's body, and then returned to the tip of his right middle finger, gradually condensing into shape.
A golden fly the size of a soybean appeared out of thin air on his middle finger, and the golden light on Oscar's body also disappeared. 】
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Let’s just say, this kind of action and this kind of description, if you take off your clothes, what is the difference between it and the habit of showing off your genitals?
As for that?
I think Oscar's character is pretty good among the three old students...?
Dai Mubai, scumbag, coward; (novel version)
Ma Hongjun, pimp, promiscuous; (novel version)
Dare I ask if Oscar gambled, cheated, or deceived other people's feelings, did he deserve to be so blackmailed?
In order to highlight Tang San's purity and purity, he really stepped on Oscar.
No need, really no need.
But after writing it for so long, the author suddenly regretted using the comic version of the setting.
Let's just say, I changed the name to ham sausage, starch sausage, pork sausage, smoked sausage, crispy sausage, corn sausage, etc... Bah. (If any fan author has used this setting, tell me, I will definitely support you (´▽`))
By the way, I’ll add a few more adjectives, just like a soft advertisement (making money!). It’s the author’s fault if I don’t make you hungry (laughs)
I wonder if there is a prototype for Oscar, which old reader or friend of the original author?
The author can only say that if Oscar has a prototype, the person who provided the inspiration is really a victim of criticism.
If not... I can only make a reasonable guess here (okay, with a little malice), probably emphasizing whatever is missing.
above.
Just a disclaimer.
The author doesn't have much bias against the original work, otherwise I wouldn't be so conscientious in demining and fixing bugs, but some of them are really hard to watch.
