Lin Ling asked with innocent eyes flashing:
"The Yellow Piece Monster, is he the brother of the Yellow Robe Monster in Journey to the West?"
Everyone became nervous all of a sudden. This is not an issue that should be discussed in public!
The porn monster first disagreed indignantly.
"What words! What words! What is a porn monster! My name is a porn monster! My name is the God of Cyber! God of Cyber, do you understand! Even if I was born in porn, you can't call me a porn monster! Besides, , you call me by this name, aren’t you afraid of getting 404 in such a public occasion?”
The pornographic monster's eyes were like fire and aggressive. He stared at Li Jianguo and started to ask:
"Who taught you to use the material to call people's names! At first glance, you looked like a loser. Did I call you loser? That Hei Wuchang looked like a nigger. Did I call him a nigger? Bai Wuchang looked like a white ghost. , did I call him White Ghost? That Ye Ye and Suo Ye...well, they do call people by their names according to their materials..."
The pornographic monster paused and regrouped: "Anyway, you are quite rude, do you understand? I also call you gentlemen, what do you call me? Huh?"
Everyone was stunned after what he said. The pornographic film monster was still angry, pointing at Li Jianguo's nose and preaching: "You too, should you bring a little girl to hell? Do you think this is tourism? Underage people Please watch it under the supervision of your parents, you are so honest, you really want to watch it with the girl, right? Bah, it’s so dirty!”
Li Jianguo replied weakly: "This girl...she is an adult...she is just naive and ignorant. After all, you don't need everyone to know you so well, right?"
"Go, go, go! I am such a true, kind and beautiful spirit who serves the people. I didn't expect that hell would be my destination. I was already feeling extremely uncomfortable. You guys happened to be here today. Come on, I have to bow my head to you."
The mosaic on the yellow film monster became brighter: "Let me tell you in advance, I am...forget it, I will not tell you my weaknesses for the time being, and you can explore and discover them in my vast ocean!"
…
A gust of wind suddenly rose from the soles of the porn monster's feet. In the blink of an eye, he had already flashed in front of Black and White Wuchang, shouting the name of the move: "Extremely fast download!"
Bai Wuchang quickly raised his sword to block. The Yellow Piece Monster used an unknown weapon and slashed on the knife with a crisp sound. The Yellow Piece Monster attacked like the wind, and then...
Then he shook the mosaic on his body and read an advertisement calmly and quietly:
"When downloading, use XX to download. Downloading is fast!"
There is actually BGM when reading the commercial!
After the commercial was read, the tense battle atmosphere resumed. The porn monster lowered his head to avoid the giant stick swing from behind by Hei Wuchang, and shouted the name of another move:
"copy and paste!"
In an instant, the porn monster turned into two, one on the left and one on the right, each fighting against Black and White Wuchang, but they did not lose at all.
The yellow film monster turned sideways to avoid Hei Wuchang's powerful attack, and muttered something:
"XX cloud disk, you don't have to wait to watch movies, let your passion surge at any time!"
Ye Ye also joined the battlefield at the right time. He spotted the flaw and clearly saw the distance between the moves of the yellow film monster. The moment the two yellow film monsters blocked each other, a chain shot out and directly penetrated the stomachs of the two yellow film monsters. He flew forward and, with a bang of his feet, pinned the pornographic monster directly to the wall.
"Just stay still!"
Unexpectedly, the pornographic film monster actually smiled strangely and shouted the name of another move: "Leave a picture to save the seeds!"
Two pornographic monsters who had their stomachs pierced disappeared!
Two white lights flashed, and two yellow monsters appeared at the same place a few seconds ago. They opened their bows from left to right. Black and White Wuchang was caught off guard. One punch hit Black Wuchang on the chin, and one kicked on Bai Wuchang's stomach. They were knocked down at the same time. On the ground!
The smile of the pornographic film monster became fierce: "I said, you are... an online entertainment city, looking forward to your joining!... You can't defeat me. Uh, didn't I say that? Then let me say now, you are... ...Online Entertainment City, looking forward to your joining! ...It’s impossible to defeat me.”
Li Jianguo was a little speechless.
"Is this inserted advertisement beyond your control?"
The pornographic monster was helpless: "Yeah, I don't know how those idiots planned it. Forget it, just bear with it."
…
Black and White Wuchang stood up. They clenched their weapons and stood next to Li Jianguo and Lin Ling again. It was obvious that the two punches and kicks just now caused them a lot of pain.
"This monster is not simple..." Hei Wuchang whispered.
Bai Wuchang was also very puzzled: "It's obviously a monster that's been around for a hundred years, how can it be so powerful?"
Without saying a word, Master Jie lowered his body on top of the black and white impermanence, with a few chains wrapped around his right fist. He accelerated his feet and rushed towards the porn monster. Several chains sprang out from his waist at the same time, and with Master Jie's The fist wind hit the porn monster head-on and face-first.
The two pornographic monsters faced each other at the same time, slashing and slicing Master Jie from the left and right with their two swords. Ye Ye fought hard against the two monsters and was not defeated. The sword and the chain collided and screamed. Sparks flashed for a while, and the mosaic on the yellow film monster seemed to be faded a little!
Seeing that his sword skills were not cheap, the pornographic monster simply gave up his defense and let the chain pierce his heart. He swung his sword directly against the chain and slashed at Ye Ye's arm. He failed to hit, and then shouted "Leave the picture to save the seed!", and his body shape Backtrack and strike with your sword again!
The pornographic monster smiled and said: "Give up, I can make thousands of mistakes, but you can only make one mistake. It's only a matter of time before I kill you!"
Li Jianguo also had to agree with this conclusion of the pornographic film monster.
That's right, this monster cannot be killed at all. Once it is hurt, it will use the phrase "leave a picture to save the species" to look back to the past. How can this kind of monster be killed?
But... this monster did say before that he has a weakness... Where is the weakness?
Before Li Jianguo could think more, Black and White Wuchang joined the battle again. The porn monster smiled coldly and shouted "copy and paste" again, and his body changed from two to four!
Everyone immediately fought together, swords screamed, and shouts shook the sky. The advertisement slogans kept rolling and playing: "XX cloud disk, watch movies without waiting, let your passion surge at any time! ... To download, use XX download, download it quick!……"
When Li Jianguo was still in the mortal world, it was not that he had not thought about completely eradicating Mosaic. There was a time when he also felt that the invention of Mosaic was inhumane. But he never thought that he would have to fight Mosaic in such a real fight!
Li Jianguo watched the battlefield situation intently. Lin Ling beside him was a little uneasy and asked Li Jianguo hesitantly: "Master Li, do you want me to go up and help?"
Li Jianguo shook his head firmly and said categorically in the tone of a senior: "No, trust me, it's best not to have anything to do with these online spam messages. Trust me, I've been there."
Lin Ling thought for a while: "In other words, Mr. Li often..."
Li Jianguo shrugged: "Just don't interact with them. Don't ask about anything else."
The battle between Black and White Wuchang is in full swing, and it will be difficult to tell the difference for a while.
In fact, it should be said that it is a high-level decision. Black and White Wuchang and Ye Ye Suo Ye should be the kind of three-dimensional creatures that die when they die. This pornographic monster can read and save files infinitely. What a shame? Isn't this equivalent to turning on a modifier?
Should we start from himself?
Li Jianguo noticed that every time he called out a skill, he would immediately shout an advertising slogan.
Could it be that...this slogan is his skill CD?
Is there no way to use the skill again during the skill CD time?
Li Jianguo thought about the games he had played.
There is no magic skill that has zero cooldown. Whether this state is called freezing or rocking forward and backward, this moment is the best state for attacking!
Moreover, the porn monster has no way to skip the ads, which means that he has no way to cancel the freeze himself!
If you deduce it this way...
Li Jianguo suddenly found that he had got the answer to his question!
Li Jianguo then shouted to Black and White Wuchang and the others: "I know its weakness. You have to kill him while he is reading the advertisement! This will not trigger his retreat!"
Hei Wuchang jumped up high and kicked the yellow film monster in the face. As soon as he landed, he picked up the stick and hit it hard. The yellow film monster held the sword in both hands to block the attack, then jumped back, dodged the stick body, and used it again. The sword thrust forward again, and Hei Wuchang dodged sideways. He grabbed the Yellow Piece Monster's arm that had no time to retract it, and pulled it downwards. The Yellow Piece Monster was thrown to the ground heavily.
Hei Wuchang asked: "Seriously?"
"Absolutely true!"
"Very good!" Hei Wuchang immediately stepped on the yellow film monster's chest, picked up a giant stick and hit the opponent's chest. Seeing that the small skull at the head of the stick was about to smash the entire sternum, the yellow film monster quickly shouted: "Leave a picture to save the seed." !" He disappeared from Hei Wuchang's feet in an instant, then ducked behind Hei Wuchang, chanting advertisements in his mouth, and stabbed at Hei Wuchang with his sword!
"Online entertainment city, looking forward to..."
Hei Wuchang had already calculated the position where the opponent would appear. Without turning around, he held the mourning stick with one hand and pushed it from the side of his waist to behind him. The stick body was immediately pushed into the body of the porn monster.
Li Jianguo was overjoyed: It was a success! Successfully killed the opponent while he was reading the advertisement!
But Hei Wuchang didn't feel any force from the stick hitting the opponent, as if the whole stick hit nothing.
Hei Wuchang immediately felt something was wrong, and he quickly leaned forward and rolled forward, once again distancing himself from the pornographic monster.
The pornographic film monster continued to mutter the unfinished advertisement:
"...Your joining..."
Then he entered the battlefield again and struck at Hei Wuchang with his sword.
Li Jianguo was dumbfounded.
This ****...this pornographic movie is actually invincible when it comes to advertisements! Not only is he invincible, his body is not in this plane!
Good guy, no wonder the pornographic film monster can't jump to its commercials. This is why no one can jump to its commercials!
I am still naive, I only speculated on the imagination of game designers, and I did not expect the shamelessness of these advertising advertisers! It’s really 100% forbidden for you to skip any ads!
Hei Wuchang once again dodged the Yellow Piece Monster's attack and quickly took a few steps back, widening the distance between him and the Yellow Piece Monster.
The pornographic monster was not in a hurry to pursue him, but turned his eyes to Li Jianguo and smiled:
"Gentlemen, you are still... too young."
