Although Li Jianguo didn't know what happened, he still made a decisive decision and knelt down.
"Great Sage! Great Sage, be angry!"
The golden cudgel in the Great Sage's hand stopped halfway on Li Jianguo's forehead. Li Jianguo seemed to be able to feel the burning heat when the stick hit him.
The Great Sage sneered: "Calm down your anger? What you have done to me, Old Sun, can you just calm down and be done with it?"
What...what happened?
Li Jianguo racked his brains and had no idea where he had offended the Great Sage. Didn't he pay you back when he went out just now? I also helped him solve the hair crisis, and he even sent vellus hair to help me. Why are we now at war with each other?
Behind the two of them, the belly of the spider that had just been smashed into flesh quickly shrunk like melted snow. Countless small spiders crawled out of the rotten limbs and regrouped at the rear, arrogantly condensing into big spiders again. With a ferocious look, he opened his mouth ferociously, and his sixteen eyes were focused on the top of his forehead again. Then he immediately stared at the undefended back of the Great Sage, and slashed at the Great Sage's neck with his newly grown sharp claws. !
Li Jianguo caught a glimpse of the shadow flashing behind the Great Sage from the corner of his eye, and hurriedly shouted:
"Great Sage, be careful!"
Keng!
Hit!
The Great Sage stood on the spot unscathed, but the sharp claw he used to slash fell into pieces!
The spider was dumbfounded and at a loss as he retracted his broken limbs, looked at the back of the great sage, and almost instinctively took a few steps back hastily.
The Great Sage sighed helplessly and took back the stick on Li Jianguo's head: "Wait for me for half a minute."
The Great Sage turned around and looked up at the huge creature in front of him in boredom.
The golden cudgel was twisted in his hand, and his armor was shining with gold. A sudden strong wind blew by. The great sage stood facing the wind, his hair fluttering, but his expression was as lifeless as ice.
For a moment, Spider seemed to see fate itself.
"Great... Great Sage, we... we are all demons, spare my life, and I will report back to the demon king... I must... I must..."
The Great Sage took a few steps forward slowly with the stick in hand: "I'm sorry, I'm in a bad mood today and don't have time to chat with you."
The wind suddenly picked up, blowing sand and rocks, creating a rising whirlpool at the feet of the Great Sage, surrounding the Great Sage and Spider in the eye of the hurricane.
The spider hurriedly turned around like a maniac and crawled in the opposite direction of the Great Sage. The wings on its belly flapped in vain, but its entire body seemed to be nailed to the ground and could not move at all. !
"Die."
The Great Sage raised the golden cudgel with one hand and gently tapped it downwards as if carelessly. The moment the golden cudgel touched the spider's forehead, all sixteen eyes opened roundly, and his whole body stiffened as if he had been electrocuted. It was as if there was a bolt of lightning rushing through the body, and the body surface swelled and cracked like a floating corpse soaked in water. He could not even utter a whimper, and the entire soul began to disintegrate and dissipate. In an instant, it was turned into ashes.
There is only a faint cry left:
"Is this...the Monkey King..."
Where the wind and smoke stopped, the Great Sage took back the stick, and Li Jianguo suddenly saw...
The great sage's silky, hairless tail was hanging silently behind the great sage's butt. The tail was as pink and delicate as a baby's skin, very cute.
The Great Sage turned his head and saw Li Jianguo looking at his tail in concentration, and asked Li Jianguo fiercely: "Have you seen what you did to me?"
The tail flicked twice, and the hairs that were trapped in the spider webs flew over and gathered on the Great Sage's tail again.
Several other people were also able to break free from the shackles of the spider web and watched the Great Sage walking towards Li Jianguo with the stick in hand. Jun Zhanzhijun and Huang Si hurriedly stood in front of the Great Sage.
"Great Sage, calm down! You have something to say!"
"Great Sage, Master Li, what on earth did he do to you?"
The Great Sage didn't originally want to beat Li Jianguo to death with a stick, he was just angry. I felt much better after giving the stick to the spider just now. Now seeing how many people were blocking me, I sighed and said to them in a sad tone:
"I was in a good mood just now. I was chatting with those old boys in the underworld. I put my foot on the table and raised my tail high, telling vividly about today's experience. Just as I reached the climax, I suddenly felt a chill in my tail, and the eyes of the people around me suddenly changed. If it changed, I knew it was bad. As soon as I turned around..."
The great sage's eyes were full of grief and anger: "There is not even a hair on my tail!"
Several people focused their attention on the great sage's now fluffy tail. Not knowing the importance of this matter, Li Jianguo added stupidly: "Then what?"
The Great Sage's eyes suddenly became high-pitched, and his voice suddenly became high-pitched: "Then? I am a Monkey King certified by the Three Realms. In full view of the public, my tail hairs were all brushed off. What's the difference between me and an idol star having his pants stripped off in front of the camera? What’s the difference? What’s the point of my face! What else do they say about the great sage, your tail is so pink! I am the great sage Qitian, don’t I want to lose face!”
Li Jianguo thought about that scene for a while.
Hmm...it's really social.
but……
"Great Sage, I sympathize with what you are saying, but what does this have to do with me? Isn't your tail in good shape now?"
The Great Sage gritted his teeth and said, "That's fine. If my hairs simply fell off, I wouldn't say anything. I didn't expect those hairs to spin and fly out of the window one by one. How could I call them?" I don't care, I am the Monkey King, even the hair on my body is disobedient, isn't this a slap in the face?"
Li Jianguo slowly felt a haze in his heart, and he vaguely felt the seriousness of the problem.
The Great Sage continued: "These vellus hairs left Cui Mansion and went straight to the east towards here, and I followed behind. When they reached the front area, they turned into me, picked up the golden cudgel, and I started to fight monsters. I was thinking when did my hairy consciousness become so high? I followed my hairy head to the east. I saw that you guys were fine, so I didn’t care. Then my hairy hair kept hitting me and headed west again. I turned around and went back. I was wondering. When I came back and saw this spider, I understood..."
The Great Sage looked at Li Jianguo coldly: "It turns out that I heard your cry for help and came to save you."
Several people were confused, and Master Jun asked: "Master Patriarch, how can he... control your hair?"
"Of course that's because..."
The Great Sage was about to speak, thought for a moment, and then closed his mouth. Ignoring everyone, he grabbed Li Jianguo's clothes, flew up to the clouds, threw Li Jianguo into the clouds, stared into Li Jianguo's eyes, and said word by word:
"It must be because you gave me that water to drink that caused these vellus hairs to listen to you!"
Li Jianguo was shocked: "How is it possible? How can I control your vellus hairs? If you say that, then if I let the vellus hairs on your tail come down and stick to my face to make my beard, could they..."
Li Jianguo and the Great Sage watched helplessly as the hairs on the Great Sage's tail jumped out one by one and stuck densely to their lips. The Great Sage's tail became delicate and cute again.
Li Jianguo, who had a hairless face, looked at the Great Sage in fear.
The Great Sage glanced at his tail and then at Li Jiangguo's funny head.
He sighed helplessly.
Take out the golden cudgel.
Shake it and see that the bowl is thicker.
"Even now, you're still teasing me. You'd better go to hell."
Li Jianguo's mind was in chaos. Seeing that the golden cudgel was about to hit him in the face, he quickly pulled out the beard on his face and said quickly: "Go back, everyone! Great Sage, wait a minute, I have a way!"
"explain."
Li Jianguo began to think hard about what was going on.
Could it be that when Zhen Yuanzi's clone gave the bottle of water to him, the bottle of water had already begun to recognize its owner?
Could it be that this bottle of water...is similar to a dungeon reward and becomes your own when it's in your backpack?
So even though the great sage drank this bottle of water and vellus hair grew, because he drank my water, did the vellus hair that grew also obey my orders?
"Great Sage, it must be the problem with that bottle of water, because that bottle of water is mine, so if you drink it, the hair you grow... is also mine..."
The Great Sage nodded: "Nonsense, I still don't know what's going on? So, does it mean that as long as you are gone, these hairs will belong to me again?"
"No, no, no, there must be another way!"
The Great Sage became impatient: "What can I do! You planted your vellus hair on my body, and now I have to worry about whether my vellus hair has been taken away by you wherever I go! I have worked hard to take care of the vellus hair. Turning around and running to you, what's the difference between this and cuckolding me! I'm a stone monkey, I've been pure and celibate for thousands of years, and now I'm being cuckolded, where can I put my face? I'll still be in the Three Realms from now on. How are you messing around!?”
Li Jianguo was dumbfounded.
I didn’t expect that drinking a bottle of water would cause such a big problem.
"But...but, if you don't drink my water, your hair won't grow, right?"
"Which one do you think is more serious, not being able to grow or growing something that is not mine? I still have to cover my body now, for fear that the vellus hair will disappear sometime?"
"Great Sage, don't worry, I will definitely find a way..."
Li Jianguo racked his brains and thought:
This matter... Although it is not my intention, it is indeed unethical. Others would be beaten to death if they planted grass on other people's heads. Now that I have planted such a large area all over the Great Sage, the Great Sage can still reason with me. Very rare.
However, these hairs all obey my own words...what can I do...
Li Jianguo thought hard and finally had an idea.
"Great Sage, I have a way, you can try it..."
The Great Sage said impatiently: "Try quickly!"
"You have to promise not to hit me first..."
The Great Sage raised his eyes and stared directly at Li Jianguo.
Li Jianguo immediately fainted: "You can hit me, but you can't beat me to death..."
"hurry up!"
After Li Jianguo received the oral instruction, he quickly stood up, his anger dropped from his Dantian, and he shouted angrily:
"All vellus hairs, come out!"
At the command, all the 84,000 vellus hairs on the Great Sage, except for the handful on the top of his head, jumped off the Great Sage and lined up neatly in front of Li Jianguo.
The Great Sage was completely naked and immediately felt chilly all over his body.
I have to beat a man named Li Jianguo to pieces in order to feel warmer.
Li Jianguo quickly stretched out his hand to signal the Great Sage not to be angry, and continued to speak quickly:
"...All the hairs, you will all return to your original master, the Great Sage, and obey his orders. You no longer have to listen to me! Now, return!"
The hairs swished and swish lined up neatly and returned to the Great Sage. They burrowed into the Great Sage one by one, making the Great Sage extremely itchy.
Just for a moment, the great sage was covered with dry hair and returned to the Monkey King appearance.
The Great Sage put away the golden cudgel, stroked the hair of his tail lovingly with one hand, and looked at Li Jianguo worriedly: "Is it done?"
Li Jianguo answered resolutely: "It's done! They will belong to you 100% from now on!"
The Great Sage frowned slightly, stroked his tail, and said softly:
"Go, give Li Jianguo a stick!"
A hair immediately jumped down, turned into a great sage with a swish sound, pulled out the stick and hit Li Jianguo on the head!
