Before Li Jianguo had time to answer, he saw some obvious changes taking place in the body of the Great Sage.
The originally loose T-shirt slowly became overcrowded, and something underneath the T-shirt seemed to be rapidly expanding.
The Great Sage immediately threw down his gloves.
Thin fuzz actually grew on the back of the fair hands, and the fuzz grew rapidly. In just a few seconds, it turned into a hand of thick golden hair.
This suit of clothes immediately became cramped, and the Great Sage took off all his clothes in three strokes.
The golden down covers the great sage's strong body. It is bright in color, soft in texture, and seems to have the fragrance of milk!
The Great Sage looked at the changes in his body in surprise, then raised his head and looked at Li Jianguo: "Is this...did you do it?"
"Um... Great Sage, this... I can explain..."
The Great Sage walked quickly to Li Jianguo, put his arm around Li Jianguo's neck, and said excitedly: "As expected of you! You can actually see my troubles at a glance. How did you prepare the medicine in the mineral water bottle in advance? How do you know I will drink it?"
Li Jianguo was almost choked.
Black and White Wuchang happily embraced the two of them, and the conference room suddenly became filled with a peaceful and joyful atmosphere.
Bao Zheng, who knew nothing about it, seemed a bit out of place.
How could he know that the Great Sage had suffered from hair loss over the years?
…
After a while, several people sat down again. The Great Sage sat on the chair and talked about his hair removal experience over the years:
The Great Sage is one of the four great monkeys of the Three Realms - the Lingming Stone Monkey. He was born as a product of heaven and earth. After returning from Buddhist scriptures, I felt peaceful and at ease staying in Mount Emei. Two or three hundred years ago, under the invitation of Erlang Shen and other old friends, I ended my seclusion and came out to travel around the world. I don’t know whether it was due to the acclimatization or environmental pollution. The hair on my body began to fall out one by one. As of yesterday, except for the ring of hair on my head, there were still Now, all the other hair has fallen out!
The great sage was very nervous.
Because he has 84,000 hairs on his body, and he is a good comrade who has lived together for many years.
In addition, the Great Sage is the "Monkey King", and the Monkey King has become the Hairless Monkey King. Wouldn't it make people laugh if you say this?
The great sage was too embarrassed to ask immortals for an antidote. If those big men in the heaven knew what he was like now, they would most likely become a laughing stock for the rest of his life.
From then on, the Great Sage paid great attention to physical protection and never stayed in polluted places. Don’t get caught in unnecessary rain, don’t fall in polluted seas, visit all the famous rivers and mountains in the world, just looking for good medicine.
After so many years, nothing happened.
The great sage lived in seclusion and covered himself tightly every time he went out.
…
Having said this, the Great Sage almost burst into tears, and several people around him were moved and shed tears when they heard it.
Li Jianguo was speechless.
Okay, okay, the great sage used the thousand-year opportunity for me to become an immortal and have my marrow cleansed by the I Ching to irrigate those tufts of monkey hair on your body, right?
How about my water can cure your hair loss problem? This is the panacea made by Zhen Yuanzi to bring dead trees back to life. Isn’t it easy to treat those blocked pores on your body?
Li Jianguo finally understood what luck was.
When the Great Sage first became famous, by some strange combination of circumstances, he ate ten-thousand-year-old peaches, drank jade liquid, and drank several pots of Laojun's elixirs. Each one of them made his cultivation level greatly increase, and he was locked in the alchemy furnace. Seventy-seven and forty-nine days later, he also unlocked the passive skill of Fierce Eyes.
Now, as soon as I met him, he escaped his narrow escape and got the "Hair Growth Magic Water", which cured his hair loss problem for many years!
This is true protagonist treatment!
On the other hand, I managed to get a bottle of the Immortal Family's treasure, and as soon as I warmed it up in my arms, I made wedding clothes for others.
Not to mention that now he, the nominal death test officer, is actually someone else's scapegoat...
Comparing people to each other is so irritating.
…
There was some restlessness outside the room, which obviously affected the great sage's sensationalism. He immediately calmed down and turned into the legendary tough guy with iron bones in the blink of an eye.
Sure enough, within two seconds, a messenger from outside rushed in: "Mr. Bao, it's bad! All the brothers we led to No. 15 Wen'an Hutong were defeated. Now the conflict is still expanding. Do you want to... …Why is there a naked monkey squatting on a chair here?”
This poor man will soon pay the price for his momentary aphasia.
…At least there should have been a price to pay.
Fortunately, the great sage is in a good mood today.
He was even overjoyed: "Finally, everyone can see that I am a heroic monkey when they look at my naked body. Before, others said that I was a mighty muscular man. As soon as I went out, there were a lot of human men and women flirting with me every day." Eyes, I’m so annoyed!”
Li Jianguo thought about the difference between a muscular man and a naked monkey, and recalled the difference between the green hands of the Great Sage just now and the hairy hands now. He suddenly understood that from a human perspective, the Monkey King must be more beautiful after hair removal. Like a human dream monkey, right?
That's right, after all, monkeys' aesthetics are different from humans.
…
By the way, what did that messenger say just now? Someone was knocked down, right? No. 15 Wen'an Hutong...
etc.
Li Jianguo suddenly realized, No. 15 Wen'an Hutong, wasn't that Cui Ling's former temporary command post?
oh! right!
At that time, I transferred the big stone brother who was under control to the front yard, and then escaped!
Cui Ling said that if you have everything under your control, you can fight with a bull-headed horse face...
Li Jianguo stood up and asked, "Are you fighting with a big rock?"
Ming Chai struggled to look away from the naked monkey:
"Stone? No, no, no, that's a mountain!"
The Great Sage laughed loudly: "Now that there are stones that have become spirits, they can be regarded as my brothers from afar. It just so happens that I am in a good mood, so I will go for a walk with you!"
Seeing the Great Sage getting up and walking out, Bai Wuchang quickly grabbed the Great Sage and said:
"Great Sage, are you...going out like this?...naked?"
The Great Sage took one look at his body and smiled with a hint of regret: "It would be a pity to cover up such thick hair. Forget it, then I will follow your customs in the underworld and the way I looked when I first came to the underworld. I will dress casually. Wear it!”
The Great Sage trembled, and a mosaic-like golden light flashed across his body!
When I opened my eyes again, I saw that the chain-locked golden armor, the phoenix-winged purple-gold crown, and the lotus-root silk walking shoes had already been worn on my body! As soon as he stretched out his hand, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was instantly in his hand.
The Monkey King!
The Great Sage looked at his outfit with satisfaction, flew out of the house, and before everyone had time to react, the only words left in the conference room were the Great Sage's impassioned words:
"Cool!"
…
When Li Jianguo and others hurriedly followed the Great Sage's somersault and arrived at the scene, they saw a huge rock several stories high hitting the surrounding buildings randomly, shouting loudly:
"Swear to protect the Lord to the death!"
It seemed that he did not know that His Holiness was no longer in the backyard behind him.
This scale is much larger than when Li Jianguo saw it. Could the stone monster absorb the stones around him as raw materials for his own growth?
The Great Sage was on the clouds beside the head of the stone monster. He clicked his tongue and stared at the stone monster below, thinking in his heart:
The stone is a good stone, but it is a pity that no one carves it, and the longer it grows, the less useful it becomes.
So the great sage put away his golden cudgel and shouted loudly:
"My grandson below, do you know your grandfather?"
The sound sounded as if the mixing ring was turned on, like the ringing of a bell, reverberating thousands of times and penetrating the back of the paper.
For an instant, the whole Hades seemed to hear someone scolding his grandson.
Everyone was shocked.
The Great Sage... why did he scold him so directly?
The stone monster threw away the few courtyard walls in his hands, turned his head, and struggled to find the source of the sound. After a long time, he found the dazzling little man in the clouds.
His eyes immediately opened wide and he muttered a little unconfidently:
"Master Patriarch?"
The Great Sage pressed the cloud head, flew to the stone monster, touched the forehead with his hand, which was several times larger than his own body, and laughed loudly:
"Thank you for recognizing me as the Patriarch! Quick, change back!"
The stone monster, who was still depressed just now, obediently put down the things on his hands, retracted his body obediently, and became the size when he met Li Jianguo for the first time. His head was stroked by the great sage meekly.
Everyone was astonished: with just one word from the Great Sage, he actually subdued a stone monster that could not be resisted by thousands of people?
How could they have imagined that the Great Sage is also a stone monster, and he is inextricably linked to the stone monsters. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the ancestor of the stone monsters; coupled with the great sage's prestigious reputation, he is inextricably linked to the stone monsters. Monsters have long been regarded as objects of worship and admiration!
The Great Sage stroked the small words carved on the stone monster's face with some distress, and cursed:
"These beasts, they dragged him out before he was fully developed, and carved so many words in vain. It is clear that as long as he is allowed to grow for a while, he will be able to remember things by himself! Just to be able to control him forever. him?"
Li Jianguo and others approached quietly and watched from a distance as the Great Sage caressed the stone monster's mottled little head with compassion.
The Great Sage found a line of small words on the top of the stone monster's head:
"...Perform your duties faithfully and always obey your Majesty's orders."
The great sage took out the golden hoop and said to the stone monster;
"Be good, endure the pain, I'll give you your restraints."
The stone monster was a little scared, but thinking that it was his ancestor who was doing it himself, he nodded obediently.
The Great Sage flicked his finger, and the golden cudgel turned into a small file. When he raised his hand, the small words immediately disappeared under the file.
The Great Sage did not stop, but carefully filed away every word on the top of the stone monster's head, returning the stone to its original appearance.
Eyes, mouth, ears... After all the senses of the stone monster were removed one by one, it fell slumped into the arms of the great sage.
The Great Sage gently patted the stone monster's solid back, and then continued to remove every word on the stone monster.
Afterwards, the Great Sage picked up the stone monster and positioned him so that he could sit cross-legged. Then he came close to the stone monster's forehead and blew a breath of fairy air on the stone monster's bare head.
The stone on the head of the stone monster trembled, and not long after, the stone monster actually grew eyes, ears, a mouth, and a nose that it had never had before!
The stone monster stretched out his hands, looked at himself in surprise, and then cast a grateful look at the great sage in front of him.
The Great Sage also sat cross-legged and solemnly said to the stone monster:
"Grandson, my ancestor has nothing to teach you, but you have to remember that we stone spirits are born free and do not want to be bound by anyone or become anyone's vassal! Just like I did back then, whoever wants to control us will just Fight him to the end! You are the grandson of my Monkey King, do you understand!"
The stone monster nodded vigorously: "Master Patriarch, I understand!"
The Great Sage stood up and patted the stone monster on the shoulder: "You haven't cultivated enough to be able to transform. I just gave you eyes, mouth, ears and nose. It's a little rough, but it's enough. What's wrong with the Three Realms? In this way, you have to listen, see, understand, and accumulate cultivation by yourself. I have given you your freedom. How you want to live next depends on you. However, when we meet, whatever wish you have, you can Talk to me. Of course, can we realize both theories?"
The stone monster blinked its fresh eyes, stood up, turned its innocent little head, and caught a glimpse of Li Jianguo who was watching:
"Master Patriarch, I want that person - Li Jianguo. Hehe, I have it all under control!"
