As we all know, stones can become spirits. And the stone spirit is completely different from other spirits. It is a... silicon-based life, which is a similar substance to mobile phone chips. Although they are not as sophisticated as chips, they perfectly follow the crafting principle of "big craftsmanship without craftsmanship", and their structural complexity is comparable to that of undiscovered alien creatures.
In the long history, the Stone Spirit clan has also produced many legendary figures who can sing and cry. One of the more familiar stone spirits has now become a Buddha. He is the Monkey King: Sun Wukong.
To be honest, Sun Wukong is a very lucky stone spirit. He was born with nine orifices and eight holes, and was backed by Lanzhi. He received the essence of the sun and moon every day, and finally created the extraordinary luck of the Lingming Stone Monkey.
According to this standard, the stone spirits have also drawn a line. Only stones that have passed this line can be called stone spirits. Those that have not passed this line, I'm sorry, please keep up your efforts, and we will fight again next year.
Since the threshold for becoming a stone spirit is relatively high, the quality of the stone spirits is also very good at the beginning. For example, Jia Baoyu, Taishan stone, etc.
But the problem is... there are too few stones with such good luck. Generally speaking, rocks have a relatively miserable life, even if they are beaten by wind and rain, and some need to be trampled by tens of thousands of people. Only a few stones have the opportunity to nurture spirituality, but often when they wake up, they have already been disemboweled and processed into various ornaments.
Therefore, the standards for stone essences to become essences have been lowered again and again. It is true that the total number of stone essences is much higher, but the quality...
Perhaps Mr. "It's all under control" can show up and explain.
Unlike other spirits, the stone man in front of Li Jianguo is not so much humanoid as it is made of stones. The granite became the head, and underneath were several uneven pieces of marble, which were spliced into the limbs, and the fingers and toes were thoughtfully outlined.
In fact, it’s not to blame for people’s poor learning ability. Generally speaking, everyone needs nerves and synapses to remember things...
No one else has.
If you want to remember things, you really have to "remember things". As the name suggests, you have to:
Carve the words on the stone.
However, the brain capacity of the granite head is indeed limited, and there are too many things to remember. Therefore, if you can't remember trivial things such as mathematics, forget it.
At the moment, Master Jun is looking at Li Jianguo with his eyes (two characters for "eyes" are engraved in the position of his eyes), planning to give Li Jianguo a taste of his head.
Of course, Li Jianguo didn't want to taste it.
He had never wanted to have close physical contact with any stone, not before and not again if possible.
Li Jianguo racked his brains and shouted to the opponent before he shot the next stone:
"You can't kill me!"
Under Control Jun was stunned for a moment.
"Huh? Why?"
Nonsense, of course because I don’t want to die!
Li Jianguo raised and lowered his lips, and immediately came up with an excuse, and said quickly: "Don't you know yet, I was invited here? I want to see your... boss? Boss?"
In Control Jun blinked twice and said: "You mean, Venerable?"
Well... given that its eyes are "eyes", these two blinks are pretty... impressive.
"Yes, yes," Li Jianguo responded quickly, "Your Majesty asked me to come!"
In Control Jun responded categorically: "Impossible, I already have this matter under control."
"How is it impossible?"
Li Jianguo never expected that such a stone head would be so hard to fool.
You are in control and you looked at Li Jianguo sincerely: "Because your soul-killing order was issued by His Majesty. You are in control!"
It's over.
Li Jianguo felt that he was really finished this time.
Honest people are the hardest to fool.
What's more, what about this old stone man with no tendons?
"but……"
Hearing the stone man's words, Li Jianguo immediately regained hope: "No?"
"But His Holiness seems a little dissatisfied with me recently... It's okay. Everything will be settled when I kill you."
"etc!"
Li Jianguo was keenly aware of something.
"His Holiness is dissatisfied with you, do you know why?"
The stone man was stunned for a few seconds: "Why?"
"It's because you don't know how to guess your intentions!"
Li Jianguo felt like his mouth was talking nonsense. Obviously the tongue was anxious at this time, and it also knew that if it didn't step forward at this time, and just rely on the IQ basin on Li Jianguo's shoulders, it would most likely not be more alive than the stone in front of it.
The stone man was really confused: "Guessing your intentions?"
Li Jianguo's tongue hurriedly took advantage of the victory: "Yes! You think that...well, your venerable one really wants to kill me! You are so wrong!"
The stone man's brain is now full of confusion: "What a big mistake?"
Only now did Li Jianguo suddenly realize the desire for survival and lying skills of his tongue. A series of impeccable words had already been filled in and poured out of his mouth smoothly: "He actually just wants me to come over and meet him! He knows my abilities. Gao Qiang, you can’t invite me by ordinary methods, so you use this method. I am a heavenly official, how can the Soul Killing Order get me? If you really want to kill me, how can I pass so easily through so many people in the front yard? ?Actually, everyone has seen through His Majesty’s meaning, but you are the only one who doesn’t understand, so of course he is dissatisfied with you!”
The stone man is a little confused. This confusion is easier to observe than normal people because his eyes have become "eyes."
"is that so?"
Li Jianguo stood up, gently put his hand on the stone man's hand, and said in a comforting tone: "It's not your fault, really. You are just too conscientious. Really, because..." Li Jianguo narrowed his eyes and looked at the stone man. With a green face, "The words "dutiful and responsible" are engraved on your face, it's quite obvious."
The stone man sighed, exhaled a large mouthful of PM2.5, and said resentfully:
"Yes, you always think that as long as you do your duty, everyone will thank you, but no, my neighbors also hate me, and my colleagues also exclude me. Until now, I haven't gotten a single little red flower..."
"I understand, but I feel that it actually takes courage to "ostracize" you..." Although the Stone Man's voice was very textured, Li Jianguo could hear the sadness and grievances that the Stone Man had now. A...confused big dog.
Li Jianguo almost couldn't bear to lie to him anymore.
Of course, it's just that, you still have to lie when you should.
"Listen to my brother's advice," Li Jianguo said: "If I were you, I would go to the front yard and keep an eye on it. Your venerable master took so much trouble to let me come over, and he certainly doesn't want our meeting to be disturbed, right? "
The stone man nodded, and then quickly fixed his granite head to prevent it from falling directly.
Li Jianguo patted the stone man... well, it should be on the shoulder: "Go! Everything will be fine!"
The stone man turned around and walked towards the front yard, leaving Li Jianguo with his harmless figure.
…
Finally cheated and left.
Li Jianguo breathed a long sigh of relief, tidied up his appearance, and walked towards the house.
The rest should be a smooth road. As long as you avoid Cui Ling, it should be fine.
So when Li Jianguo opened the door, both Li Jianguo and Cui Ling were blinded.
Li Jianguo originally thought that he would just come in and take Po Meng away. He thought Cui Ling might be nearby, but he didn't expect Cui Ling to be in the house.
Cui Ling didn't even expect that Li Jianguo could come here, but his underworld reminder didn't respond at all.
Could it be that Li Jianguo came in alone?
It shouldn't be. Although my stone man's subordinates are weak in brains, they have no problem with their skills. Li Jianguo doesn't look like he has been through a battle, so he passed it so easily?
Cui Ling felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.
Not only did Li Jianguo escape from his own pursuit twice, but he also calmly defeated all the people in his courtyard?
Especially the stone man, which even ten Ming Gu might not be able to defeat.
Was he dismissed so effortlessly?
Even if Black and White and Wuchang were combined, it would be impossible to cook this stone man without any movement at all, right?
Did you underestimate Li Jianguo again?
Could it be that... until now, Li Jianguo has not used any real skills at all?
Suddenly, Cui Ling suddenly realized that he might have stepped into a carefully crafted trap.
We should have thought long ago that the reason why Li Jianguo met the girl who came down from the earth and the reason why he was able to discover the flaw in his plan was not a coincidence!
Cui Ling is a careful person. When he learned that Tian Guan was Li Jianguo a few days ago, Cui Ling took advantage of his position as a judge to secretly investigate Li Jianguo's life.
Cui Ling didn't find anything to be wary of in Li Jianguo, because Li Jianguo's life... was very ordinary.
It's so ordinary that it's outrageous.
Let’s put it this way, Xinhua Dictionary can definitely include “Li Jianguo” as a synonym for “ordinary”.
Cui Ling felt a sense of disobedience at that time, but he didn't pay too much attention to it. He just felt that the heaven didn't care about everything that happened here, and randomly chose a person to handle the errand.
Later Cui Ling found out that he was wrong.
But it's still within control. Later, even if Li Jianguo showed his extraordinary IQ, he didn't pay too much attention because his plan was almost foolproof. Moreover, he was protected by first-class experts such as Ming Gu and servants.
But now that I think about it...
This is all intentional.
Li Jianguo's IQ and force are unfathomable.
I was indeed too careless. Looking back now, the biggest flaw was right in front of my eyes, but I remained indifferent.
That is Li Jianguo's resume.
If it weren't for careful forgery, how could such an extremely mediocre resume exist?
How could there be someone who has no special skills or talents at all?
Li Jianguo's life experience must have been manipulated, and there must be a huge secret hidden in his seemingly ordinary person.
I could have made plans before Li Jianguo came, but at that time I even scorned Li Jianguo. By the time Li Jianguo solved several old illnesses in Hades yesterday with lightning speed, and Cui Ling was finally ready to take countermeasures against Li Jianguo, it was already too late.
The two of them just looked at each other, a look that lasted for eternity.
what to do?
Cui Ling kept thinking about this problem.
Coincidentally, Li Jianguo, the dead officer of the Three Realms Examination, was also thinking about the same problem.
