"Time and space insect cave opens, are you sure you want to enter the book" The Great of Qing Dream "?"
I am sure, although this is the author's ban, but ... today I have a birthday ... I have few friends in real life ... I want ... I want ...
"In this case, any accidents that occur have nothing to do with this system, and the characters in the book will have all their memories erased after today, so don't say it was unexpected!"
In the sound of operation, I crossed the novel through the author's worm cave and fed! That person, why look at me in doubt? That's right, I stare at you through the screen of the mobile phone ~
Uh... Actually, you can quit reading if you don't like it. This chapter is not the main text. It's just that the author is hosting a birthday party for himself. If it's convenient for you, can you say "Happy Birthday"? Thank you!
After all, I created this world, so... tall buildings rise from the ground! Cover the villa! Modern facilities are all available, and the full Han Dynasty will be arranged, and the nine -story big cake debuts! Oh, Yeah ~
As early as a few days ago, I invited the main characters to come to the birthday banquet. Special festivals gave them the ability to have free thought so that I won't be alone ~ Only one day, this is one of the author's prohibition.
Everything is ready, but no one is coming. If you see this, please talk to me! It's you, don't laugh (｀ Δ´)
Uh...what should I say? In fact, I am very introverted, I do n’t know what to say, or ... tell you the story of my entry and cross -writing books, okay?
Everything starts from June 2020. Didn't we play a game, called the village of hope, and when we met a friend with the same interest, we entered his family group.
You ask me how I came to write articles? Really, how should I answer you? I have to tell you truthfully, don't believe it ~
When I was a kid, I didn’t have a mobile phone or a computer. The only happiness I had was that green-backed book. It’s no exaggeration to say that this book was my spiritual food. I read it while I ate, slept, and read it over and over again, but I just couldn’t stop. Okay~
After getting far away, after entering the group, I made a tide. I wrote a few articles about the village of hope. With the encouragement of the group friends, I suddenly thought: "I worshiped Cao Cao when I was a kid. It is better to write a" Cao Cao Biography "! "
But soon this plan was aborted. For the reason, you also know that it is too difficult for me to truly grasp the historical figures. In order to make up for the regret in my heart, I plan to create a world myself, a history that does not exist - the so-called fictional history. At that time, the QQ website was named "A Dream of Dreams", so the male lead was named Zhang Qingmeng, and later was introduced by the tea (Xiao Tea Tea Tea) of tea (vertical and horizontal writers). But it’s also a memory.
Why have you retired so much ... Are you all busy? Since you don't have to accompany me, it's okay. There's no benefit in talking to me.
"Mu Qingyan turn to this page"
Oh, Mumu is here too? Cut off more Jiula~hehe.
Well...actually...I...have something to say to you...
Others are turning the pages and don’t listen to whispers~
Well, we have known each other for so long, and your presence has added a bit of color to my world, so... I want to say to you...
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I want to say to you...hahaha! Mu Muzhong's plan! Open the wormhole, come in! (Pull out the screen and pull Mu Mu into the book. At this time, she has no defense at this time)
"Mu Qingyan enters the novel"
(Mu Mu stared at me stupidly, looked around again, and took a breath after confirming safety)
"Um? Why did I get into the book? ” Mumu asked me with a confused look on her face.
Come in and don't go out. None of the characters in my novel came. I was alone and said ~ Are you angry?
"I'm very happy, okay!" Although you invite me in so politely, I still think I am honored. "Mu Mu said, he said with a step, and looked at my villa curiously.
"This wall is the same as it is! Mu Mu tapped the wall plate a few times, and was very surprised.
That's natural. In this world, I am the creation master, what you want! Hee hee, amazing?
"But I heard that this technology is forbidden to use the author. Will your first violate the practice will ..."
It's special today, it's my birthday.
"It turned out to be your birthday, I wish you a happy birthday! ” Mu Mu was extremely excited and picked up a duck leg to eat.
Be more ladylike, there are still many people staring at us from across the screen! I know duck legs are very fragrant, but can you bear with it for a while?
"Uh, for food, the duck legs are really fragrant ..." Mu Mu reluctantly put down the duck leg and began to look around again.
"Oh my God! This is heaven!" Suddenly there was a loud shout outside the door. I was so frightened that I hid behind the sofa...
Um? This is my world. Why should I be afraid as an author? I suddenly realized it and took a few steps towards the door bravely: Who is talking outside?
"I! I'm Zhao Hongyan! The author open the door!"
Unexpectedly, this guy was actually Number One. It seems that it is necessary to give free ideas. I invited him into the house. Zhao Hongyan stared at everything curiously like a newly born baby.
So what, Zhao Hongyan, I am the author, you can call me Xiao Ameng or Luo Jin, but I prefer the former...
"Xiao Ameng ... Your last name is really strange. Sure enough, the gods are not the same as us, is you let us exist? Can you write us a little bit and make me a funny character all day long, I also want to have a sweet sweetness Love. "Zhao Hongyan begged hard.
Oh, you are really, your role is also good. As for the love story, it will be arranged for you in the later period. As for the title of the funny character for another time?
Um? ! Where has this guy gone? My God, how did he rush to my cake like a hungry tiger! Mumu, stop him quickly!
"What? Dare to touch A Meng’s cake? Look at me, depend on! Walk! neglect! "I saw Mu Mu kicking back, hitting Zhao Hongyan's area. I was so frightened that I broke the eggs on the side...
"Oh ~" Zhao Hongyan's hearty howl, rolling on the ground: "I'm wrong, I'm wrong!"
At this time, Yu Jitao and Lou Ning came in with a smile, and when I saw me, I bowed politely: "Let my husband wait for a long time, I am invited to be invited to be sincere." Zhao Hongyan cried: "Military division, Help me!"
I helplessly introduced the passage of the matter, listening to Lou Ning stroked and laughed, pointing at Zhao Hongyan and said, "Look at you, this is an indispensable thing in the author's meeting. If you destroy you Can you afford it? "
Yu Jitao walked around the nine-layer cake, shook his osmanthus folding fan and praised: "This is something that no one in this world can enjoy. Jitao smelled a burst of milky fragrance from a few miles away, and it is exactly this!"
Mu Mu looked at them curiously, and after a long time asked, "Are you really the characters in the book?" 』
Yu Jitao froze for a moment, and then replied: "The niche has been living for more than 20 years. I really don't understand our relationship with the book, ashamed ..."
I jokingly said: It would be bad if you understood it. This world was created by me, and your stories are also written by me. Today is the only time I have given you free thought. Tomorrow, all this will be forgotten.
"In that case, Jitao really wants to have a good time. I wonder if Mr. Zheng can be there?"
Zhang Qingmeng, he hasn't come yet, you can visit with Mu Mu, and everyone will come in a while. Speaking, Mu Mu invited him to visit other places, and Yu Jitao was happy to go.
"Huh? Where did the Lou Ning people go? This is only a back kung fu!" Only listening to a silver bell -like voice, Wang Yan dragged Qiankun Sun and Moon Sword, and Yao Qiu revealed a head behind him. : "Fourth sister, isn't it good to carry a long knife at times like today?"
Unexpectedly, Lou Ning timidly hid behind me. When Wang Li saw this, he became even more furious: "What are you going to do when you leave? Ah?! Look at how tired my sister is!" He actually raised Qiankun Sun and Moon Sword, Lou Ning was so scared to cry: "Don't come here ~"
Come on, let's forget about this little thing. He is your husband after all, right?
Wang Li glanced at me, actually put away the knife, shook his legs and said, "Oh, it's just a joke! This little kid is serious!"
It doesn't look like playing with it. I thought in my heart, once the big knife split, I am afraid that the whole world will not shake!
"Yo, a few people came quickly, I thought I got up early." Chen Yan walked into the house with a smile and grew up with everyone.
Everyone said and laughed. I suddenly remembered that Mu Mu hadn't seen it for a while, and then went to the previous layer with doubt, just to see Ji Tao's face with a dignified face.
"Ms. Mu said yes. Little iron plate actually knew the world's major events.
I smiled awkwardly and was about to see what he was ordering when a loud roar suddenly came from my phone:
"OK brothers, look at me all my best, see me and see me! I announced something, I am a ..."
I hurriedly grabbed my phone. In his face with a doubtful look, I had to say embarrassingly: Ah hahaha, the military division is really curious, in fact, I want to ask ...
"You are the singer, the leader!"
I was instantly petrified. Such "elegant" art finally leaked out. Fortunately, Yu Jitao just sighed, opened his folding fan and looked at me.
correct? Have you seen where Mumu went?
"Sir, are you talking about Miss Mu? It seems that you have reached another level. Jitao was so focused on this iron plate that he forgot about Miss Mu. I am so ashamed!"
It seems that Mu Mu is very curious about all this, so I won't disturb her and lead Yu Jitao down to continue welcoming guests.
Mu Mingrui and Gao Yu also came. They looked around like everyone else and bowed respectfully when they saw me.
"Alas!" Ni Hao shouted at me from the side: "Mr. Author, have you invited Mengzi?"
It was probably an invitation. I sent signals to the characters in the entire book. How could Zhang Qingmeng, the protagonist, not receive it?
Mu Mingrui also took up the conversation: "Speaking of which, I didn't see him when I went to the house. I thought he had arrived first. It's true."
Gao Yu just praised: "This banquet is even comparable to the emperor's royal meal!"
I had nothing to say for a moment, so I had to greet my characters with a smile. After all, I didn’t have a deep understanding of their characters...
Guan Lang, Dongfang Yuan, Zhang Batian, Ni Jiacheng and others arrived one after another, and there was an endless stream for a while, which was very lively.
"His Royal Highness the King of Yue has arrived!"
At this time, a tall and healthy man stepped in. The scene was silent at the scene. Many people murmured: "Who is this person?"
Yu Jitao opened his eyes wide: "The King of Yue...could it be Han Jin!"
Upon hearing this, everyone reacted instantly. Ni Hao was the first to step forward: "Are you Han Jin? Who asked you to come?"
Faced with such a powerful shock, Han Jin not only did not fear, but sneered: "Are you a warrior worthy of talking to this king? Call your master, the one named Zhang Qingmeng."
"My Mengzi hasn't come yet. Let's talk about you first. Why are you trying to create an 'anti-Zheng alliance' for Mao? Do you want to put our brothers to death?"
Han Jin showed no mercy: "The weak eat the strong. This is an eternal principle. Ignorant fellow, get out of here!"
Something was wrong with this situation. I quickly ran over to act as peacemaker. Who would have thought that Han Jin pointed at me and asked, "Who is he?"
"This is the author, the creator of our world! If you don't kneel down, you will be wiped out in ashes!" Ni Hao smiled proudly at the side.
"Who is the author? It is such a wishful thinking to want this king to grovel. I, Han Jin, have never been afraid of anyone in my life? Even the emperor has to give me three points!"
It's over, it's over, if I let this guy continue to make trouble, I won't be able to hold this birthday party! But I can’t bear to have him disappear. Friends in front of the screen, please give me a tip.
Hmm... I don't like your suggestion, so you should listen to me. I coughed twice and said very seriously: "Han Jin, since I am the author, I must understand your ins and outs. If you have any wish, I can do it." I’ll satisfy you as much as I can, so let’s talk about it!”
Han Jin was a little surprised and stared into my eyes: "Do you think I am a child?"
According to the law, I am indeed a minor, but as an author, I can do all this in the book. Don’t you have someone you want to meet?
Yu Jitao deliberately asked from behind: "Sir, can you bring the dead back to life?"
A dead character? It can be resurrected for a while, but the time cannot be long, and it is not very stable.
Having said this, Han Jin hesitated and asked tentatively: "You... can really bring the dead... back to life?"
How would you know if you don’t try it? I immediately sent this request to the system, but the system responded like this: "You have repeatedly violated the author's taboos. As a system, I am very distressed┐(´-｀)┌, but considering that I have given so much money... Ah, no, because of your hard pleas to this system, I reluctantly agree to it, but I can only resurrect one character~"
Han Jin looked at me hurriedly, his eyes were very eager, and he wanted to say something, but his Adam's apple squirmed slightly, but he couldn't say anything.
I understood what he meant, so I followed his expression and asked, "Did you hear that? You can resurrect a person, although it won't take long. If you don't want to see him, I'll give it to someone else~"
"Sir... I was rude just now. Please forgive me, sir. If you can allow me to see my family, I will have no complaints even if I have to work hard..." Han Jin restrained his contempt for me and turned to groveling. , fell in front of me, as if he was a different person!
This made me feel very uncomfortable. I felt like I was threatening someone with my parents, so I quickly tried to help him up, but Han Jin, a stubborn guy, insisted on making me agree and refused to get up.
I was very helpless: If you keep doing this, I won’t give you this opportunity!
Then he hurriedly stood up and held my hand tightly. There were a few tears in his longing eyes, which was really unbearable...
So, who do you want to meet?
He hesitated at first, and then made up his mind and said, "If... if it's possible... I want to see my father again, even if it's just for one more look..."
"Ouke, the system has received your request and started to search for characters in the book... It was successful and is being generated..."
When Han Jin heard this, the expression on his face twitched. He didn't know whether he was happy or sad. His hands and feet couldn't help trembling. He was suddenly confused and didn't know whether he was excited, happy or sad.
As a beam of light shone in, a thin figure slowly descended. Everyone looked at everything in front of them in surprise, as if a god descended from the earth.
That person is Han Jin’s biological father—Han Xiazi
I subconsciously looked at Han Jin and saw him holding his eyes in panic, his Adam's apple beating violently, and his heart seemed to be condensed into a thousand words, but they were stuck in his throat and could not be expressed in words, so he had to show them through complex expressions.
Facing his father who had been dead for more than 20 years, he didn't know what to do for a moment. He never thought that this day would come when he would meet his father again.
I patted Han Jin gently, and he shook his head as if he had just woken up from a dream, and tiptoed forward. His arms were shaking vaguely, and his fingers were difficult to bend and extend.
"Dad..." Han Jin couldn't bear the joy of reunion anymore. Two lines of clear tears ran down his cheeks and hit the ground. He walked tremblingly towards Blind Han. Just when his hand was about to touch his father, everything suddenly happened. Turned into a phantom and then disappeared...
Hello! I talked about the system. The father and son hadn't said a word yet, so why were they suddenly interrupted?
"Please pay attention to the divisions in your novel. Alternate history is also history. There is no resurrection from the dead. Everything just now is just an image. I tried my best~"
My eyes widened, and I had mixed feelings in my heart, as if I had known this would happen, but still humiliated Han Jin, as if I had committed such a big sin.
"Sir..." Han Jin wiped away his tears: "I am satisfied to see my father Han Jin once. I have no nostalgia anymore. Since it is my husband's birthday, why bother to look so gloomy?"
After hearing what Han Jin said, I felt relieved a lot. He is more like my friend than a character in the book.
"Collapse!" A shocking loud noise came, and everyone was instantly on guard. Wang Li held the Qiankun Sun-Moon Sword tightly and stared at the visitor outside the door.
"Min missed it! Why did he miss it again!" I saw a man yelling outside the door: "I accidentally threw the hammer several feet away. What should I do if this scares people!"
It's Yang Min! The God of War with the highest force value in the entire book so far, I straightened my clothes and went to greet his master and apprentice. Zhao Fuli fiddled with the pebbles in his hands and looked around at the group of people in the room.
"You brat!" Yang Min roared, "If you hadn't put away those broken stones, I wouldn't have brought you to the banquet if I had known!"
Zhao Fuli was so frightened that he quickly threw away the pebbles and looked at me in fear. I could only laugh awkwardly.
When Yang Min saw me, she scratched her head and said with a smile: "Sir, you like Min. He specially invited you to the banquet. I have prepared a small gift, but please accept it!" After saying that, he shouted to the door, and the people outside complained: "Your Majesty, it's really It’s too heavy and the little one can’t carry it!”
"You're a bunch of trash, look at it!" Yang Min rolled up her sleeves and walked out of the door with her head held high. I followed suit to find out what was going on. When I saw the gift, my smile gradually solidified...
What a gift is this! They are obviously ten huge Watanagi Fire Dragons and Tigers! This tiger has an extremely vicious temperament. Even a well-trained army cannot get close to it. This guy can actually kill ten tigers! Is this really a "little gift"?
After Yang Min arranged the pile of tiger carcasses properly, he led Zhao Fuli into the house in a confident manner, leaving me alone in a daze.
"Isn't sir the author?"
Someone was calling me. I turned around and saw that it was Xiao Lu and Gao Chou. They agreed repeatedly. They first praised me lavishly, and then Xiao Lu stared at me and asked, "Sir, are you not from this world?" , how can we return home? Do we have to stay here for the rest of our lives?"
It's not impossible to give them some popular science. Because of my divine power in this world, I didn't have any precautions against these two people, so I told them all about the wormhole crossing.
Gao Chou nodded and replied: "Sir, you need to be careful. Wormholes must be hidden in deep places. If someone accidentally falls in, it will cause unnecessary trouble to you."
It's okay, the wormhole can be big or small, and it is always with me, so there shouldn't be any problems. If the characters in the book accidentally fall into it, they will become people in the real world, and they may be used by people with ulterior motives to modify the plot of the novel without authorization.
The two of them smiled, said they were going to wander around, and left. Their attitude was that they didn't care at all. I didn't think much, so I waved and entered the house.
This birthday party was extremely lively. With the arrival of people one by one, the atmosphere of the venue reached its climax. Everyone was drinking. Because I was a minor, I had to have tea with me. Everyone gathered together. Talking and laughing, these are things I have never experienced in real life.
It is said that people have three urgent needs. If they drink too much tea, they will naturally not be able to bear it. It happened that Mu Mu came downstairs after playing around for a while, so he invited her to drink with everyone for a while. Mu Mu was happy to say, "Hey, eh, no." It's a serious problem, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it, just go back and don't let me hold you back for too long! 』
After receiving permission, I rushed to the bathroom on the second floor like a meteor, but found that the door could not be opened no matter what. Zhao Hongyan shouted from inside: "Little Ameng! I'm sorry, I stole it again while you weren't paying attention." I’ve eaten a hundred million mouthfuls, and now my butt can’t help but want to vomit, so don’t grab the spicy food!”
This big bastard really pisses me off! In desperation, I hurriedly ran to the closer outdoor bathroom. The outdoor fountain overflowed with a long line of water, and I took a breath of comfort...
Um? Aren’t they the tall and ugly Xiao Lu? What are they doing here? I strained my ears to eavesdrop on their conversation.
"Kill the author while he is unprepared, seize the so-called wormhole, and rewrite the history of the entire world!"
"General, don't worry, Xiao Lu will do what a dog and a horse can do!"
I was shocked when I heard this. These two people wanted to travel to the real world without me noticing! Want to kill the Lord! Facts have proved that it is not always a good thing for the characters to have independent thoughts. If I had not come out, I might not have heard the conspiracy of these two people, and maybe the story of the entire book would have been rewritten! No wonder it’s called the “author’s forbidden art.”
Ah, there are so few people in front of the screen, please give me some advice...
Um? Am I not the author now? Don’t I have the power to eliminate any character? It’s time to educate them and let them know who is the supreme God (￣ヘ￣)
I strode forward and yelled at the two of them: "You two heartless things, I gave you life and free thoughts, but in the end you want to seek power and usurp the throne?"
When these two people saw me, they were stunned for a moment, and then asked hypocritically: "What do you mean by this, sir?"
what for? You plotted to kill me just now, but I heard it clearly. Now that I have caught you in the act, what else do you two have to say?
Gao Chou became angry in an instant and pushed Xiao Lu away: "Okay, you have evil intentions and want to drag me into trouble. Do you know your guilt?"
Xiao Lu apologized repeatedly: "I was also confused for a moment! Such a treasonous act occurred. Xiao Lu only wants to die to apologize to Mr.!"
I sighed and said to Xiao Lu: It would be easy to let you die, but today is my birthday. Since you two sincerely repent, I will spare my life.
"Thank you sir for not killing me!"
Wait! I need you two to serve as waiters... Oh no, according to the book, you are servants. You have to serve tea and water for everyone, and greet guests when they come. Are you two willing?
"I'm willing!" they both replied in unison.
Come back with me soon, maybe there will be guests at the banquet again! I said this and led the two of them back to the banquet. These two were really conscientious and did exactly what I said, hehehe.
Two hours had passed by now, and the invited characters had already taken their seats. Mu Mu couldn't wait to ask me: "Almost all the characters are here, can we start eating?" 』
"Yes, yes! We are going crazy with hunger!" Zhao Hongyan knocked on the table and shouted.
I said to Zhao Hongyan, in just a short while, he has forgotten the wonderland feeling of "flying down three thousand feet"? Really.
The old scholar led Xiao Junsheng into the arena, and everyone suddenly focused their attention on the old man, the young man, and the young man. Ni Hao stood up first and happily rushed forward to hug Xiao Junsheng: "Jiang'er is so strong now, and his features and eyes look so similar to Mengzi's!"
Yao Qiu hurriedly ran over and grabbed Xiao Junsheng: "Men are just clumsy. What should I do if I scare Jiang'er?"
Xiao Junsheng snuggled into Yao Qiu's warm arms and hummed delicately: "Mom...Jiang'er misses you..."
Yao Qiu didn't seem to want to admit this title, but looking at Xiao Junsheng's pitiful little appearance, his heart might have been melted, and he acquiesced in Xiao Junsheng calling him mother.
Mu Mu gently stepped forward and secretly pinched Xiaojun's fleshy little face, but the child was extremely shy and buried his red face in Yao Qiu's arms, making everyone extremely affectionate.
"I'm really sorry. I'm so slow. I've wasted such a long time in vain. I'm so ashamed of myself!" The old scholar shook his fly whisk and saluted everyone.
Mu Mingrui explained: "Mengzi didn't come either! The old gentleman was not the last one to arrive, so there is nothing to apologize for!"
The old Confucian raised his head and said, "Don't deceive me as an old man. Mr. Zheng is obviously here. How could I not know about it?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately went crazy and started looking for Zhang Qingmeng's whereabouts. Ni Hao shouted everywhere, echoing in the banquet.
Yu Jitao stepped forward and asked, "What is the purpose of Master's words?"
The old Confucian pointed his finger at me and laughed: "Isn't Mr. Zheng right here?"
I was dumbfounded by this sudden sentence: Why do you say I am Zhang Qingmeng?
Lao Ru explained: "This world was created by the author, and the protagonist who focuses on the description is the incarnation of the author. Everything the protagonist does, says, and gets is a representation of what the author wants to have but is unable to do so. . This is the reason why Mr. Zheng can gather us under his command!"
This sentence made me clear the clouds and see the sun, and I had a sudden enlightenment, yes. Zhang Qingmeng is me, I am Zhang Qingmeng, everything the protagonist does is exactly my dream.
"Since it's like this, let's start eating quickly, we're going to go crazy with hunger!"
Zhao Hongyan shouted while hammering the table.
Well, now that everyone is here, I declare that the birthday party has officially begun!
"Ameng, wait a minute! Mu Mu panted and ran over: "I found a digital camera in the drawer, and turned over the camera stand. While everyone is together now, why not take a photo as a souvenir?" 』
This is a good suggestion! I immediately called all the people together. I, Lao Ru, Xiao Junsheng, and Han Jin stood in position C. The rest of the people lined up under Mu Mu's guidance. Everything was ready. Mu Mu pressed the timing shutter. He quickly ran to the center in front of the camera, and with the click of the digital camera, the happy moment of his 16th birthday was forever frozen in the photo.
Finally, thank you to everyone who saw this! Thank you for spending my 16th birthday with me, and thank you to Mu Mu (Zongheng writer Mu Qingyan) for allowing me to appear. Little Ameng is very grateful! This ends the special episode.
