"Are you out of your mind? You don't even know how to swordsmanship, so you dare to draw a sword in front of me, and use the sword together? How did I teach you such a weirdo." Han Dan yelled with hatred.
Guo Jia, who fell to the ground, showed a helpless smile. He was knocked out in less than one round today.
"I'm warning you, don't make such crooked ideas again! You and I will go to the Sword Tomb today and we will choose a good sword again. The Shackle Sword is no longer suitable for you." Han Dan said angrily.
"No change. Master, I have only practiced sword style for a few days. If you give me some more time, I guarantee you will be impressed by me." Guo Jia retorted stubbornly.
"This kind of heresy will not go far, so don't waste time on it! I also hope that you can show results in the next martial arts competition." Han Dan objected.
"Master, I am serious, believe me!" Guo Jia said excitedly.
"I'm serious too!" Han Dan said excitedly.
The two were in a stalemate and even fought over it, although it ended in Guo Jia's disastrous defeat. In the end, Han Dan couldn't overcome Guo Jia's stubborn temper and allowed him to try for one year.
one year later.
The bright red sword light forced Han Dan to take several steps back. He looked at Guo Jia in shock, feeling a mixture of joy and anger.
"Master, you only have one move left. If you can't deal with me anymore, you have to teach me the Three Chuchen Swords." Guo Jia said with a proud look on his face. He was holding a sword in his right hand and a sword in his left hand, with an attitude of ease.
"You are qualified." Han Dan said.
"Huh?" Guo Jia suspected that he heard wrongly.
"You are now qualified to learn Chuchen's Three Swords. However, if you want to take over my Three Swords, you should wait until the next life." Han Dan paused and suddenly made a weird sword-handling gesture.
Guo Jia has seen this sword handle style before. When he was at his most desperate, he had the idea of learning the Three Swords of Chuchen on his own. For this reason, he went to watch the videos of the moves of previous generations of sect masters. Han Dan was now using the first move of the Three Swords of Chuchen: The sword sweeps Liuhe.
Han Dan jumped into the air, and four sword shadows covered Guo Jia from four directions at the same time. After all, Guo Jia had watched the video and knew that the four sword shadow divisions represented the four directions of southeast, northwest and northwest. He used his sword to block the sword strikes in the east and south directions, and used his knife to block the sword strikes in the west and north directions.
Just when Guo Jia mistakenly thought that he had blocked this move, Han Dan suddenly sheathed his sword and retreated, saying calmly: "You have already lost."
Guo Jia was very surprised. Just when he was about to argue a few words, Han Dan suddenly pointed at his chest and saw a cross-shaped gap in the clothes on Guo Jia's chest.
"You didn't block the last two vertical and horizontal swords." Han Dan explained.
Guo Jia touched the gap on his chest, his face full of doubts.
"Don't think about it. If you can see through it at a glance, then it is not qualified to be the martial arts of our Absolute Sword Sect." Han Dan smiled proudly.
Seeing that Guo Jia was still trying to get into trouble, Han Dan couldn't help but give him a shudder and said angrily: "You are just a swordsman, but you are extremely talented in swordsmanship. It seems that you joined the wrong sect in the first place."
"Master, I'm not bad at wielding a sword. Don't talk nonsense." Upon hearing this, Guo Jia suddenly said unhappy.
Han Dan rolled his eyes, not wanting to answer this question. Guo Jia's swordsmanship is not bad, but compared to his swordsmanship, it is not worth mentioning. What is even more valuable is that Guo Jia's swordsmanship is almost all done by himself, and he is self-taught without a teacher. He had taught Guo Jia swordsmanship for so many years, but now his swordsmanship was about to be surpassed by his swordsmanship. He was really angry.
However, Han Dan is not a stubborn person. Since Guo Jia has this talent, he will not stifle it. Otherwise, he would not have agreed to give Guo Jia a year to try to use swords together.
"Forget it, since you have achieved results, I will not stop you from practicing swordsmanship in the future, but don't worry about one thing and lose the other." Han Dan taught.
"Okay, master, even children understand this. When are you going to teach me the Three Swords of Chuchen?" Guo Jia asked impatiently. He had a hunch that after he mastered the Three Swords of Chuchen, he would be a first-rate swordsman.
"What are you in a hurry for?" Han Dan said displeased.
"Of course I'm anxious. I've been waiting for so many years just to learn the three swords of Chuchen, Master." Guo Jiali said confidently. The next time the passage opens, he will definitely leave. He must learn the three swords of Chuchen within 19 years. sword.
"Have you forgotten that after today's sword competition, it will be your holiday?" Han Dan said with a smile.
"No, let's start training directly." Guo Jia waved his hand.
"Everything should be done step by step and don't be too hasty." Han Dan taught earnestly.
"Master, what are you doing? You used to have to give me a holiday, why did you suddenly become so Buddhist? Are you sick?" Guo Jia said in disbelief.
"Stop cursing me! Dahuang kept screaming in the middle of the night last night, which made me unable to sleep well all night. I want to get some sleep. Let's talk about the three swords from the dust another day." Han Dan declined.
"Then let's do it tomorrow." Guo Jia suggested.
"I'm so annoyed. I also want to take two days off and give you a day off." Han Dan clapped his hands impatiently.
Guo Jia dared not speak out in anger, so he could only stamp his feet in anger and left unwillingly.
Han Dan cast a pitiful glance at Guo Jia's back, sighed, shook his head, and muttered to himself: "You brat, do you really think I don't know what you're thinking?"
Two days later, Guo Jia, who had returned from vacation, pestered Han Dan to teach him the Three Swords of Chuchen. However, Han Dan always used various excuses to frustrate Guo Jia and refused to teach him.
Half a month later, Guo Jia finally couldn't bear it anymore and decided to hurt each other with Han Dan.
One night, Rhubarb suddenly started crying and howling for no reason. Han Dan had previously said that Rhubarb's ghostly screams were completely deceptive. Guo Jia made this thing come true: he used herbs collected from the mountains to prepare an effective medicine for animals. The aphrodisiac was secretly mixed into the fish cakes that Rhubarb ate every night.
"What's your name, Dahuang? You're not letting anyone sleep anymore." Han Dan, who was annoyed, walked out of the house and shouted at Dahuang.
Dahuang, who was in estrus, completely ignored the owner's accusations and continued to go his own way and screamed. Han Dan had to go back to the house, change clothes, and go to the kennel to see what was wrong with Dahuang. He had been getting along with Rhubarb for hundreds of years. As soon as he saw Rhubarb's confused eyes, he could tell that Rhubarb was in heat. He patted his forehead speechlessly and asked in confusion: "I just bred you last year. Why?" Here you go again? You are already a grown-up, why are you always in heat?"
"Ah wu~ ah wu~ ah wu~" the big yellow ghost screamed again and again.
"Okay, okay, I'll take you to vent tomorrow. Stop barking." Han Dan said with a yawn.
Only then did Rhubarb's ghostly screams subside. It was still in heat, and it could still understand human speech.
On the second day, Dahuang, who had obviously vented his anger, started crying and howling again in the middle of the night. Han Dan rushed out of the house with eyes wide open and rushed to the kennel. When he saw Dahuang's confused eyes, he couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell did you do! Didn't I breed you this morning? ? Come again! I have never seen such a dirty beast like you!"
Guo Jia, who stayed in the disciple's wing and peeped at the whole process, laughed so hard that he could hardly breathe. This spur-of-the-moment prank brought him infinite joy.
Han Dan yelled and cursed for a long time, but still couldn't stop Rhubarb from screaming. It was impossible for him to hit Rhubarb now. Rhubarb was as strong as an ox and was in estrus. If he hit him with bare hands, he might get bitten. , you can’t use a sword to deal with it, right? Helpless, Han Dan could only compromise again and said in a good voice: "Stop screaming, I will take you to vent tomorrow."
The barking of the dog stopped suddenly.
However, doing so is ultimately treating the symptoms rather than the root cause. On the third day, Rhubarb, which had taken the aphrodisiac, began to howl again, but this time the cry seemed a little sad. Obviously it didn't want to do this, but its physiological needs forced it to scream.
This was the third day that Han Dan was woken up in the middle of the night. For the elderly, sleep is very important. Han Dan, whose eyes were bloodshot and dissatisfied, took a kitchen knife from the kitchen and rushed to the kennel silently. He looked into Dahuang's blurred eyes with cold eyes and asked, "Dahuang, how about I cut it for you? I really don't want to beg anyone for such a shameful thing anymore. Please forgive me."
Dahuang was so frightened that the dog's hair stood on end, and he retreated to the corner of the kennel, not daring to say a word.
Han Dan nodded with satisfaction and prepared to go back to the house. As soon as he walked back to the door of the house, the rhubarb started again. Han Dan looked around in shock and dropped the kitchen knife in his hand to the ground. He always tried to scare it like this. , but still can't stop Dahuang's heart of wanting to be pornographic.
On the fourth day, Han Dan, who was supposed to urge Guo Jia to practice swordsmanship, actually stayed in bed.
"Master, get up, you have to practice sword practice with me today." Guo Jia said seriously.
"I'm not feeling well today. Let's talk in the afternoon." Han Dan replied worriedly.
"Is it because Dahuang was screaming there yesterday and spared your peace?" Guo Jia asked knowingly.
"Did you hear it too? Isn't it quiet in the disciples' wing?" Han Dan asked in surprise.
"Yes, I heard it, but I was far away from the kennel, so I couldn't hear it clearly." Guo Jia answered honestly.
"That's great, I'll move over and sleep with you tonight." Han Dan said happily.
"No, no, no, master, this is wrong of you. You are treating the symptoms but not the root cause." Guo Jia quickly persuaded him. He wanted to use this to negotiate terms with Han Dan.
"It's enough to treat the symptoms. The disciple's wing is at least two hundred meters away from the kennel. It's really a good place." Han Dan said with a smile. These three nights almost tortured him to death.
"No, master, actually I have a way to stop Dahuang from screaming." At this point, Guo Jia could only say it clearly.
"What do you know? That beast is in heat, so you can't give him sweat medicine, right?" Han Dan said angrily.
"There is a special medicine in our country that is specially used to suppress dogs' estrus. It is very effective and has no side effects." Guo Jia started talking nonsense.
"What do you mean, you have it on your body?" Han Dan asked suspiciously.
"I don't have it, but I can do it." Guo Jia smiled.
"Do you still know medical skills?" Han Dan asked dubiously.
"I know a thing or two." Guo Jia said deceptively. He was the one who administered the aphrodisiac. How could he not understand? Although the method of making aphrodisiacs was found using the omniscient system. "Then give it a try and show me the medicine after you make it. Don't poison my rhubarb to death." Han Dan said cautiously.
"Master, don't worry. The medicine I made is absolutely fine. The problem is that I can't do this job in vain." Guo Jiayi pointed out.
"Okay, I'll give you a three-day holiday after everything is done." Han Dan said without hesitation.
"No, you just need to teach me the Three Chuchen Swords, even if you teach me the first move first." Guo Jia finally showed his weakness.
"Something's wrong. Why do I feel like there's something fishy about this?" Han Dan suddenly changed his tone and looked at Guo Jia sharply.
Guo Jia has been prepared for a long time, and there is no flaw in his face.
Since there was no evidence, Han Dan could not do anything to Guo Jia, so he had no choice but to accept Guo Jia's conditions.
