Guo Jia, who was lying on the bed, woke up from a dream. When he opened his eyes, he was shocked to find that he was not dead yet. He said to himself: "Han Dan, this bad old man, still has his conscience?"
After sleeping for three days and two nights, Guo Jia felt that his stomach was unbearable. He quickly got up from the bed and wanted to go out to find something to eat. Unexpectedly, he ran into Master Han Dan not far from the disciple's wing.
Han Dan was carrying various pots and cans in his hands. He was shocked when he saw Guo Jia popping up alive. He couldn't help but sigh: "Oh, it seems that the herbs I boiled are quite effective, you boy." I finally saved him."
"Haha." Guo Jia sneered.
"You're itchy, aren't you?" Han Dan was furious when he saw this.
"Master, can you give me the six-day holiday you agreed to earlier?" Guo Jia asked impatiently. Because he was almost tricked to death by Han Dan this time, Guo Jia's attitude was not as humble as before.
"What six days? Isn't it three days?" Han Dan frowned.
"Huh? Are you confused? It was clearly agreed that there will be two days of visiting relatives every month. I didn't use it in the previous two months. Counting this month's exactly six days, how can you, as an elder, go back on your word! "Guo Jia said angrily.
"Stop farting! You slept here for three days and two nights in vain, and you wasted the good years of strengthening your body. How can you settle this account?" Han Dan said forcefully.
"You almost killed me and caused me to be frightened and slept for so long. I don't care. I want six days, or you can kill me." Guo Jia couldn't bear it anymore.
Han Dan looked at Guo Jia carefully and couldn't help but smile: "Good boy, I have become more courageous recently. It's okay to give you six days off, but you have to take three punches from me. One punch counts as one day, and you have to take three punches." I’ll let you go!”
"Hmph! Just three punches..." Guo Jia suddenly paused in the middle of his words. He saw Han Dan's knuckles cracking, and after dancing his fist for half a circle, he heard the sound of breaking through the air. Jia swallowed her saliva, ran away with a guilty conscience, and shouted: "Three days, three days!"
Guo Jia jumped down the mountain road, and when she was almost at the door of her house, she suddenly felt hungry again, but it didn't matter, it happened to be the meal that the Bai sisters usually prepared for lunch, so she went directly there Just have a meal and you'll be fine.
Guo Jia walked directly to the home of the Bai sisters. When she pushed the door open, there was no one inside. (Residents of Penglai Dongtian never lock their doors when going out)
Guo Jia was puzzled for a while, and suddenly thought of a good idea. When the second elder came to see him, he left him five taels of silver, saying that he could go to the market to buy daily necessities and food. He hid the five taels of silver. It's in a very secret place and has never been used.
Thinking of this, Guo Jia hurried back home and was about to withdraw money for dinner. Unexpectedly, Bai Lan lay on his bed and fell asleep. Bai Lan's sleeping posture was very interesting, with her limbs spread out on the side, like a little turtle. . Guo Jia suddenly got into the idea of playing a prank. He covered her head with the quilt. Within a few seconds, Bai Lan pushed the quilt away because of difficulty in breathing. Then Guo Jia covered her head with the quilt again, and repeated Five or six times later, just when Guo Jia was about to cover her head with the quilt again, Bai Lan suddenly punched Guo Jia out of the door. Bai Lan got up from the bed angrily, stared at her eyes and yelled : "How dare you come to cause trouble!"
Bai Lan put on her shoes, rushed out the door, and picked up the injured Guo Jia with one hand. When she saw Guo Jia's face, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "Xiao Jiazi? Why is it you?" Aren’t you practicing martial arts in the Juejian Sect?”
Guo Jia held her chest and rubbed it for a long time before regaining her breath. She said angrily: "When I came back from leave, I saw you occupying my bed. You hit me when I asked you to get up. You are simply unreasonable!"
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. I apologize to you. But I stayed in your house for your own good." Bai Lan explained.
"For my own good? Why? Could it be that Huang Xuan and his gang came to my house to cause trouble again?" Guo Jia guessed.
"You really know everything. Yes, it's Huang Xuan and the others. The house was well organized before you left. That time I forgot that you went to the Juejian Sect to practice martial arts. I came to call you for dinner. I happened to see you. Huang Xuan and others were causing damage to your house. I called Sister Lian to drive them away. Later, your house was messed up again. Sister Bai Lian asked me to stay in your house temporarily and help you look after the door. How about it? I'm good enough. Be loyal." Bai Lan patted her chest and said proudly.
Hearing this, Guo Jia was furious and said angrily: "They still come to cause trouble when I'm not here? It's really too much bullying. I will teach them a lesson sooner or later."
"Come on, you can't even beat me and you're still teaching them a lesson. You might as well please me and Sister Lian more and let us protect you." Bai Lan curled her lips and said.
"Holy shit, I'm super strong now, okay? Not to mention that one person can defeat them all, but I'm definitely worthy of one on one." Guo Jia glared.
"Really? Then come here first." Bai Lan said, twitching her fingers and asking Guo Jia to enter the house with her.
"What?" Guo Jia asked confused, but still followed in.
Bai Lan moved a bench, pressed Guo Jia's arm on one side of the bench, then ran to the other bench and said, "Let's compete in strength!"
"Isn't it just arm wrestling?" Guo Jia said without interest.
Bai Lan's small palm grasped Guo Jia's big palm, and she said confidently: "First use your strength to suck milk!"
Although Guo Jia knew he was defeated, Bai Lan's arrogance was too arrogant. In addition, his hand strength had increased recently, so he still wanted to try. Besides, he had an advantage with bigger hands. As a result, Guo Jia tried his best to fail. Twist Bailan's little hand. Bai Lan shook her finger and shook her head, and then killed Guo Jia in a flash.
"Did you see that you are so weak and still want to find someone to fight? Wake up." Bai Lan put her hands on her hips and poured cold water on her mercilessly.
"Holy shit, you are the body..." Guo Jia was halfway through his words. He felt that the other party couldn't understand him, so he changed his words and said, "You are born with supernatural powers, who can defeat you?"
"Who said that? Sister Bai Lan's strength is about the same as mine." Bai Lan retorted.
Guo Jia was shocked and couldn't help but ask: "Is it true or false? Have you ever competed?"
"Of course! We competed once two hundred years ago." Bai Lan replied.
"Damn it, it turns out that ordinary people can hope to match those with physical development ability through acquired training. That's great knowledge, but it should be because people here live longer." Guo Jia sighed inwardly.
"I'm not going to bullshit you. I'm starving. Where's Bai Lian? Why don't you come back to cook?" Guo Jia asked, holding her stomach.
"My sister said that there will be a martial arts competition soon. She was selected by the master to participate. During this time, she has to stay in the sect to practice swordsmanship and has no time to cook for us." Bai Lan explained.
"Then how do you solve the problem of eating?" Guo Jia asked.
"I went to the market to buy something to eat." Bai Lan replied casually.
Guo Jia suddenly showed a mysterious smile and asked: "Then do you have money?"
"I don't have it, but you do. I have five taels of silver, but I've already spent half of it. My appetite has suddenly increased recently, I'm sorry." Bai Lan said nonchalantly.
"Huh!? You touched my money!? How did you find it?!" Guo Jia said in surprise.
"Why don't you hide it in the small box under the bed and open it and it will be there." Bai Lan said disapprovingly.
"I'm really impressed by you. Didn't Bai Lian give you any money? Why did you use mine?" Guo Jia said angrily.
"Sister Lian is so stingy that she didn't give me a cent. She asked me to go to Anmiao Mountain to beg for food. I won't do it. The elders have the same old faces all day long and it's boring to be with them. That's it." Bai Lan said in an awe-inspiring manner.
"Forget it, let's take the two and a half taels as a reward for helping me look after my house. Let's quickly use the remaining two and a half taels to buy some food. I'm starving to death." Guo Jia He said angrily.
"No, it's two taels! We only have two taels left." Bai Lan corrected.
"Didn't you say half of it was used?" Guo Jia glared again.
"Are you an idiot? Do you understand how to round up?" Bai Lan said confidently.
"Rounding up, it's three or two." Guo Jia said tangledly.
"I'm so annoyed. Do you still want to eat? Don't you hate eating fish? I'll take you to eat something else." Bai Lan said impatiently.
Guo Jia sighed and followed Bai Lan, the money-stealer, to the market in Baijiacun. People around him looked at Guo Jia, whom they hadn't seen for a long time, with curious eyes. Guo Jia disagreed with this. He just wanted to find a place to fill his stomach. Soon, he followed Bai Lan to a pastry shop. Bai Lan ordered more than a dozen chestnut cakes and almond cakes in one go.
Although Guo Jia usually doesn't like sweets, eating these is better than eating fish. He found that there was also Shaomai for sale here, but he gave up when he heard that it was fish and meat. After visiting the dim sum shop, the two went to a noodle shop. After ordering three bowls of fish noodle soup and one bowl of plain noodles, I went home satisfied.
However, the two taels of silver were used and only one tael and six copper coins were left. Guo Jia couldn't help but feel distressed for a passerby going home: "Bai Lan, I have to stay for two more days. Don't go to the dim sum shop in the future. The things there are too expensive. Bai Lian doesn’t know when she will come back, so we’d better save some money.”
Bai Lan, who loves sweets, obeyed, her eyes turned red, and she looked like she was about to cry.
"Here, a five-hundred-year-old giant baby can cry." Guo Jia couldn't help complaining in his heart, but he still relented and asked helplessly: "Stop crying, just eat snacks if you want, no big deal I just want to find a way to make money."
Bai Lan instantly beamed, as if her plot had succeeded. Guo Jia couldn't help but slap her forehead and said angrily: "You are not cute at all."
"No matter what, tomorrow I want to eat pine nut pancakes, sesame glutinous rice balls, sesame balls, bean paste rolls... Anyway, I want them all!" Bai Lan became more and more pushy.
Guo Jia was not angry and agreed. Anyway, his omniscient system was restored. At worst, he could just find some valuable herbs in exchange for money.
"By the way, what is a martial arts tournament?" Guo Jia suddenly asked with interest.
"You don't even know about the martial arts competition? That is a rare grand event in our Penglai Cave Heaven. It is only held once in three hundred years! It seems that the heads of the major sects in Penglai Cave Heaven held it to compete with each other to see whose disciples are more powerful. If you win the first place, you can claim to be the largest sect in Penglai Cave Heaven." Bai Lan said eloquently.
"Oh oh oh, that should have nothing to do with me." Guo Jia said to himself. In his opinion, Han Dan was not a human being and it was impossible for him, a rookie who had only been started for three months, to participate, but somehow Yes, he suddenly had an unknown premonition.
