Volume 3 Penglai Wonderland Chapter 9 Folding Turtle-shell Bamboo

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The top of Mingxiu Mountain.

Guo Jia is still practicing in the mountains. It has been almost half a month since he came to Juejian Sect. He is as tired as a dead dog every day. He feels that the total physical labor in his life is not as much as the past two weeks.

Today, Guo Jia, who was physically exhausted, was dragged in front of Han Dan by Dahuang as usual. Guo Jia was like a dead corpse. Except for the slight rise and fall of his chest, his whole body was motionless. It looked like he was exhausted. This is not the first time he has been dragged back like this. On average, he goes into shock four times during a morning run. This is the second time today, but every time he drinks the strange medicinal wine, he immediately recovers a lot. Physical strength, even the sore muscles will be greatly relieved, and then he is forced to complete his ten rounds.

"You're still three laps away from finishing?" Han Dan asked.

"Woof!" Dahuang yelled and flicked his tail.

Han Dan nodded, stepped on Guo Jia, who was lying half-dead on the ground, and said, "You can have lunch."

"...Isn't there still three more rounds?" Guo Jia said something in an extremely thin voice.

However, even a martial arts master like Han Dan, whose hearing is far beyond ordinary people, couldn't hear clearly what Guo Jia was saying, so he leaned into Guo Jia's face and asked: "What did you say!"

"Isn't there still three more laps?" Guo Jia gritted his teeth and said.

"No, just seven laps today. Let's eat first." Han Dan said firmly.

Guo Jia showed a shocked expression. She didn't expect Master Han to have a little bit of humanity left in him!

However, people have no appetite to eat when they are exhausted physically and mentally. Fortunately, Han Dan did not rush him. It took Guo Jia a full half an hour to finish lunch. Although there were many fish dishes, Guo Jia endured them all, otherwise the afternoon meal The devil trained him to die. Last time, because he didn't have enough to eat and couldn't use the strength to hold up the boom, Han Dan tied him to the boom and hung him up all night.

After lunch, Guo Jia went back to his room to sleep with Han Dan's permission. Not long after Guo Jia fell asleep, two uninvited guests came to the mountain. They were the two sisters Bai Lian and Bai Lan. Bai Lian was worried about Guo Jia's safety and wanted to come over to plead for mercy.

Before going up the mountain, Guo Jia specially stuffed a letter at the door of the Bai family sisters' house, telling them that he would live in the Juejian Sect and start practicing, and would go back at most twice a month. But Bai Lian was still worried and came here to check on Guo Jia's condition.

After explaining his purpose to Han Dan, Han Dan entertained the two of them politely and took them to Guo Jia's bedroom. Guo Jia was seen taking a nap peacefully, and it seemed that he had not been subjected to any inhuman abuse. , which gave Bai Lian the illusion that the rumor was wrong.

So, Bai Lian and Han Dan briefly exchanged greetings before planning to go down the mountain, and Han Dan also sent the two of them to the middle of the mountain very politely, completely looking like a kind elder. Bai Lian and Bai Lan both had a good impression of him, and when they arrived at the foot of the mountain Bai Lan couldn't help but ask: "Why do I feel that Grandpa Han is a very good person? The rumors are all false, right? Look at Guo Jia, how soundly he sleeps."

"Maybe Senior Han has never been able to accept a disciple, and maybe he suddenly changed his gender." Bai Lian speculated.

Guo Jia, who was sleeping, did not know that she had missed the opportunity to leave here.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Guo Jia was suddenly kicked out of bed by Han Dan. Han Dan shouted: "Get dressed quickly and come down the mountain with me!"

Guo Jia nodded vaguely, closed his eyes and put on his clothes skillfully, then asked sickly: "Master, are you going to practice outside today?"

"Go to the bamboo forest." Han Dan said concisely and concisely.

Half an hour later, Guo Jia followed his master to a bamboo forest. The bamboos here looked strange. The segments of the bamboo poles were like tortoise shells and dragon scales, with uneven shapes, hard and rough. Compared with other beautiful and handsome bamboos, it is less soft and elegant, and more strong and perseverant. The base of the stalk and even the internodes of a long section of the stalk are continuously irregularly shortened and swollen, and they are continuous and diagonally shaped like a tortoise shell. In short, they look particularly thick and hard.

"Before dark, break ten bamboos with your hands. Once you are done, you can rest today. Remember, you are not allowed to use tools or your feet." Han Dan said calmly.

"Huh??? Master! This is tortoise shell bamboo. You want me to break it with my hands? It's impossible!" Guo Jia said excitedly.

"What is turtle-shell bamboo? This is called dragon-patterned bamboo. Do you have any culture?" Han Dan complained.

"That's not the point at all, okay? How can I break it off with my bare hands? There are still ten more!" Guo Jia said angrily.

"Huh? If I can break them, how about you break ten more today." Han Dan sneered.

"..." Guo Jia fell silent.

"Dahuang, stay here and watch him. If this kid dares to be clever, you will bite him to death." Han Dan suddenly ordered Dahuang who had followed him behind him.

Dahuang barked, which meant that he agreed. This old dog has lived for hundreds of years and can basically understand human speech.

Guo Jia lamented over and over again, lamenting the unfairness of fate. However, Han Dan did not sympathize with him and turned around and left. Instead, Dahuang, who was left behind, yelled a few times, scaring Guo Jia from having any more sex.

Guo Jia looked at the thick bamboos in front of him, which were as thick as telephone poles. He was stunned for a long time. It was not until Dahuang yelled a warning that he began to think about countermeasures. In short, he first picked the thinnest bamboo and looked at it. Guo Jia opened the In the future, the omniscient system will help find the thinnest tortoiseshell bamboo in this bamboo forest.

A virtual arrow jumped out. Guo Jia followed the direction of the arrow to the depths of the bamboo forest and found a tortoise shell bamboo that was only as thick as his arm. "Wow! The thinnest ones are so thick." Guo Jia murmured He said to himself that from a sensory perspective, he felt that he had a good chance of breaking the bamboo, but he did not choose to break the bamboo.

Guo Jia likes to have a backup plan when doing things. He has a total of ten bamboos to break, and there is no guarantee that he will come here again to break bamboos in the future. The thinnest one should be saved first for lazy use later, so Guo Jia asked him again. The omniscient system helped him find the three brittle, unhealthy, and softest bamboos in the entire forest, and named them "A crisp", "A Bing", and "A Can".

Originally, Guo Jia wanted to be patient and pick out all the old, weak, sick and disabled bamboos in this bamboo forest. However, Dahuang on the side saw that Guo Jia had not done anything and had already begun to howl in a low voice. Guo Jia had no choice but to first I started by choosing an old bamboo that was below average in terms of toughness, hardness, and thickness. Although it was below average, it was still as thick as his thigh, just enough for him to wrap his hands around it.

Guo Jia used Qi in his dantian, grabbed the weakest section of the bamboo marked by the omniscient system, and began to exert force, "Strengthen the mountain with overwhelming energy!" Guo Jia roared, and after five minutes, the old bamboo was unscathed. However, Guo Jia sat on the ground panting. He tried his best to suck milk four times in a row but still couldn't do any damage to the old bamboo. Da Huang kept yawning at the side.

The continuous exertion made Guo Jia's palms turn red. What was even more annoying was that the tortoise shell bamboo had lines and could easily scratch his hands when he held it. He couldn't help but said angrily: "Damn it, this is too strong. , how can I break it with just the strength of my hands? Could it be that the old guy is deliberately playing tricks on me, but in fact he can’t break it himself?"

In fact, he had asked the omniscient system a long time ago. This old man Han could really break it, but he just refused to accept this fact. Guo Jia took a peek at Rhubarb, who seemed to be sleeping. Suddenly, his mind moved and he kicked the old bamboo hard with his foot. He had been going up and down the mountain during this period, and his leg strength had increased a lot. The originally straight old bamboo was actually He kicked the ball crookedly, and before Guo Jia had time to chuckle, Dahuang pounced on him like a beast and bit his leg.

Guo Jia hugged her bloody thigh and rolled on the ground in pain. She said aggrievedly: "I just tried to see if it works. You are too cruel!"

Dahuang snorted and continued to sleep on the ground. Guo Jia whispered: "Old dog."

Dahuang suddenly opened his dog eyes, which scared Guo Jia and pretended to break the bamboo, and Dahuang let him go. Ten minutes later, Guo Jia tried various practical methods including leverage principles and fixed-point strikes, but to no avail, not as high as the damage caused by his kick. Guo Jia held her chin and thought for a while, then turned around and walked to Dahuang. She knelt down and patted its head, and was immediately greeted by Dahuang's grinning teeth.

"Brother Huang, let me discuss something with you. Don't get excited! Master said that you can break the bamboo with your hands, not your feet or tools. So your arms should be considered hands, right?" Guo Jia discussed.

Dahuang showed a human expression of contempt and barked at Guo Jia several times. Guo Jia immediately used the omniscient system to analyze Dahuang's meaning. The omniscient system: Aren't you talking nonsense?

Guo Jia showed a mysterious smile, and played like a fool, playing with sacrificial collision. A line of things like blood bars appeared above the old bamboo. Every time Guo Jia sacrificed his life, he could knock off a trace of the blood bar. For half an hour, Afterwards, "Phase rush!" Guo Jia yelled angrily, and the old bamboo was finally broken by Guo Jia's elbow. Guo Jia's two arms were also severely injured, with large bruises.

"Rhubarb, why don't you bite off a few of them for me? I'm covered in bruises after just one. Wouldn't ten of them cost me my life?" Guo Jia said with an enchanting posture while lying on the ground.

Although he knew that Dahuang would probably not bite him, he just wanted to say something flirty. However, a miracle happened. Dahuang actually got up and helped him bite off six bamboos, held them in front of him, and then screamed "woof, woof, woof" .

The flattered Guo Jia quickly used the omniscient system to translate Dahuang's dog language: "Remember to wipe the saliva off the bamboo, so as not to be seen by Han Dan, you are a useless human being!"

"Why did you help me?" Guo Jia said in surprise.

"Woof woof woof... (You are such a dirty waste of a human being, I don't want to see you all day long!)" Dahuang roared.

"Okay, Brother Dog! I will definitely complete the task quickly!" Guo Jia saluted.