I slept very deeply at night, barely dreaming. Someone called me in my daze... "Xiao Feng, wake up~ Have breakfast~ Hehe~"
Open your eyes... lie down! ~It was already daybreak, and Xiaoyan was squatting next to me with a smile and staring at me... As soon as she got out of bed, Shen Shen lay down, feeling that her body had recovered a lot, "Ha~~" Yawn, look at the time, it's almost eight o'clock...
"Here, eat it while it's hot." Yu Xu brought a plate of beef in sauce and a bowl of steaming white porridge from nowhere.
"This is..." I was a little surprised, wondering if the soldiers had any part in it...
"Don't worry, everyone has a share, everyone has already started!~" Yu Xu looked at me and smiled slightly.
Huh! ~This is so early in the morning, the arrangements are quite good! ~
"According to your request of 'having enough meat', Fuluo went back to Dieyin City before dawn to prepare. Someone was sent here just now.~" Euxu explained.
I see, I didn’t expect that a girl like Furuo could be reliable sometimes...
"You haven't eaten yet..." I wanted Yu Xu and Xiao Yan to eat first.
"We've already eaten, you big slacker!~" they both laughed in unison.
"Oh..." He took a sip of the porridge...
Hot, hot, hot! ~
Suddenly I remembered something, put down the bowl, and hurried to the top of the mountain. I looked across from a distance. The mist on the river was slowly dissipating. It was quiet in the Bishui Camp. It seemed that I was still resting. I couldn't see the specific situation clearly. It was still early before the scheduled battle. It seemed that they had kept their agreement and did not conduct a sneak attack. However, it was a bit strange that the military camp was still so quiet at this point.
It’s useless to think too much, so I turned back, picked up the beef and took a bite, tsk tsk tsk~, it’s so tender! ~Since I vomited congestion yesterday, my appetite has increased a lot. I took the meat in one hand and the porridge in the other, and cleaned it up in three strokes, five divisions and two divisions.
"Puch~" "Look at you, you're not a child? The soup is all over my clothes." Xiaoyan pointed at my chest.
Hmm...I really didn't pay attention...
"Haha..." He smiled awkwardly and quickly wiped his hands on his clothes.
"Tsk~ He is really a big kid!~ Change it and go back and wash it for you.~" Yu Xu tilted her head and sighed.
Look down, I'll go! ~The more you apply it, the shinier it becomes! ~It’s almost a map! ~Waiting for the "two armies to confront each other", you have to make the other side laugh! ~Problem, I didn’t bring any extra clothes...
"I...I didn't bring any clothes..." He hesitated and looked at Yu Xu.
"Change, wear mine! Are you embarrassed in front of the whole army?" As she said this, she was about to take off her coat to me.
He quickly held it down and said, "Are you wearing women's clothing... or an antique style... How can I wear it..."
"That's right. Take it off first. I'm going to wash at the river now." Yu Xu pointed down the mountain.
"No! No! If the other side shoots an arrow, I can't let you take the risk..." He quickly dissuaded him.
"How about trying this one? I usually prepare one to use as a blanket." Xiaoyan handed over a black costume.
I took it and took a look...women's windbreaker...this and this...
"Let me try..." I took off my stained coat. The cold wind on the mountain immediately made me shiver. "Oh~ Yeah~" I shouted unconsciously. It was really cold! He hurriedly put his hands on his hands... Hey! It actually fits...buttoned up, haha~except for the sleeves being a little short and the shoulders a little tight, the waist is quite suitable...
"Haha~ Xiaofeng, I didn't realize it, but this small waist is quite beautiful!~" Xiaoyan covered her mouth and laughed.
Turning around, Yu Xu was also suppressing a smile...
"Oh~ Little brother, I didn't pay attention!~ You have a good figure. This waist~tsk tsk tsk~ is even thinner than mine. If your face were different, I think Mu Hyunwei would be outclassed by you. From now on, you should wear tight-fitting styles. !~" Shuang Bumeng stood not far away, staring at me and grinning evilly.
"Chef" sat on a rock, tilted his head and glanced at me, slowly raised his thumb, and faintly uttered a few words: "Nice chest muscles, standard waist."
I'll draw a circle! ~Alas~ Why are you talking about me? ~Isn’t it okay if I don’t wear it anymore? ~
I reached out to unbutton the button, and Yu Xu stepped forward and gently held my hand: "No, I really compliment you. Look, even your 'chef' brother said this. He never jokes, right? You are such a little kid now." My body, if I get sick from the cold again, who will take care of all the things here?"
Uh... That's right, just bear with it for now... In other words, as long as it's the opinions put forward by Yu Xu and Xiao Yan, no matter what, I will try my best to follow them! Just be coy, this feels pretty good to me...
"Well, I have something to do with Lao Yi... Flash!~" I really couldn't stand the looks in Shuang Bumeng's and "Chef's" eyes... I found an excuse to run away.
I ran to the foot of the mountain and walked around, but I didn't find Lao Yi, but I saw a group of soldiers, yawning, walking through the narrow path. Seeing me wandering around, a few people came forward and saluted: "Hello, sir!~"
"Hello, brothers! Where are you coming from? You didn't have any rest last night, okay?" I returned the greeting to them.
"Sir, we set up sentries by the river last night and have just withdrawn." The leading soldier replied.
"Didn't someone inform everyone that we can take a break at midnight?" I was a little surprised.
The leading soldier hurriedly explained: "Ha, that's it. We received your notice. However, before, Bishui carried out sneak attacks in the middle of the night. We were worried and thought that if there was any change on the other side, we might as well give it to our brothers. We were reminded, so we made our own decisions... Look, your order is not mandatory, is it?"
Oh, they are really responsible, team spirit and vigilant! ~I can’t help but feel respectful.
"So, has there been any movement on the Bishui side since last night?" He asked them in a respectful tone.
The soldiers scratched their heads, looked at each other, and shook their heads together: "No, they have been very quiet from last night until now, and there was nothing unusual before we came back."
"Okay, thank you for your hard work, brothers, go and have a rest." He waved his hands and said goodbye to them.
"Yes, sir." They clasped their fists, turned around, and walked up the mountain tiredly.
Bishui was very quiet last night? Haha, it’s very quiet now... Could it be that you are like us and want to have a good night’s sleep and be energetic enough to compete in a showdown? I haven’t gotten up yet... It seems they slept more peacefully than us... Just in time, I will take some time to see how Yanwei and the others have arranged it!
"Sir! Why are you here?"
Looking back, Lao Yi came down from the other side of the mountain.
"I'm looking for you." I greeted him with a smile.
"Oh, sir, you said yesterday that I would take the lead, do you really mean it?" He said with excitement on his face.
"Of course, but the other party has more than 200,000 yuan, do you dare?" I was half-joking.
"Hahaha! Dare! ~With you here, what should I be afraid of!" Lao Yi laughed.
"Ahem, let's get down to business." I looked around, pulled Lao Yi into the woods, found an empty space with no one around, and whispered: "In a while, you can lead some brothers to ambush at the foot of the mountain near the narrow road, waiting for the Bishui army. Crossing the river..."
"I know! Attack halfway across the river! ~Right?~" Lao Yi's eyes shone with light.
Wow, where did Lao Yi go? ~Strikes halfway through? It is absolutely impossible for the number of people in the Bishui army to be proportional to the width of the river. People can shoot arrows across the river! ~Not to mention 20,000 people, even if all 60,000 troops are pressed in, they can only deliver food! ~
He waved his hands quickly: "No...I mean, let them all cross the river, and wait until they line up ashore..."
"At this time, I lead people to cover up and kill him? How wonderful!~" Lao Yi was very excited.
Hey~ I don’t know why Lao Yi is so excited! Don't hear me out... We're not here to kill people! ~Moreover, there is such a huge disparity in military strength with Bishui, how can we be tough! ~
He shook his head and looked at him quietly, "Huh? Isn't that right? ...How to fight?" Lao Yi's eyes widened.
"While the Bishui formation is not stable, you lead people to rush to their formation to disrupt, or in other words, to provoke them. You can use various methods, but you cannot use words, let alone curses, to lure the enemy to pursue them. Then , you quickly retreat to the Bird's Beak Dam and go straight to the opposite valley mouth; remember not to fight with them." I said slowly.
"Provoking them...can't curse? What should we do...why should we do this..." Lao Yi was confused.
"Well...the war is about to begin. When you are in formation, the enemy suddenly runs to the front of the formation to do radio gymnastics. What will you do?" I smiled slightly.
"What the hell are you broadcasting?" He looked at me stupidly.
Oh, forgot about this...
"Then what, I mean, if you are in formation and the enemy suddenly comes to the formation and dances, does a disco or something, what will you do..." Another word.
"Then I'll definitely beat him up!~" Lao Yi jumped up, then scratched his head: "What is disco?"
"This... has almost the same meaning as dancing. Anyway, remember, it is to find ways to irritate the other person, irritate, irritate, irritate again! The reason why you don't use your mouth is that swearing will directly reveal your intention, and maybe the other party will directly Release the arrow; your mission is to provoke the other party, lead them into the Bird's Beak Dam, and escape unscathed! Do you understand what I mean?"
He rubbed his head and thought for a while, then nodded: "I... probably know how to do it... However, the specific details need to be worked out."
"Well, think about it carefully!~" I still know a little about Lao Yi's abilities. Apart from personality issues, other things only need to be touched upon. There is no need to explain them thoroughly. He can use them freely and often have unexpected results.
"But, didn't you say you wanted me to take the lead? There's no fight at all." His mood instantly dropped.
I go! You still want to fight! ~How can I make fun of you and your brothers’ lives! ~This is not playing a game. If you fail, you will not get a second chance! ~
Patting him gently on the shoulder: "Are you discouraged now? In fact, your task is very difficult!~"
"Why don't you just bring someone to make the other party angry? How difficult is it..." Lao Yi was dejected.
Looking at his expression, I suddenly felt so cute. He now looked like a bearded little friend who had been wronged...
Shaking his head, he said seriously: "That's wrong, because you can only bring a maximum of three thousand people to complete this task."
"What? What's going on!~" His mouth opened wide.
"Think about it, with the narrow passage width, taking 20,000 people, can you quickly turn back when retreating?" I stared at him with a slightly serious look.
"Oh..." Lao Yi returned weakly.
Alas~ The bullish temper has broken out again... I have to guide him...
"Listen, Lao Yi, although there is no need to fight with the opponent this time, it is indeed a surprise attack! ~ In addition to the main mission, there is also a theme, that is, surprise! Escape intact! ~ Don't think that not fighting is Simple mission! ~ Let me ask you! Can you ensure that you can lure the enemy to pursue you? And can you ensure that every brother can withdraw safely?!" My tone became sharp.
"This...yes, yes, yes!~ Your Excellency is right!~ There is no problem in letting the opponent pursue you. However, it is indeed a problem for three thousand people to escape unscathed while angering an army of more than 200,000. Challenge!~Okay! I guarantee with my head that I will bring all the brothers back!~" His eyes flashed again.
"Well, then I'm relieved. You choose three thousand brothers, each of you picks a strong camel, and studies your tactics. I hope you can succeed in one blow. But if there is danger, you should retreat immediately. Prioritize saving your life!" I said solemnly.
"Yes!~Sir" Lao Yi responded, paused, and looked at me with a slight hesitation: "But...the remaining brothers...do you want to do something?"
"Send your lieutenant to take the rest of the brothers, and first go to the mountain at the mouth of the Bird's Mouth Basin Valley to ambush, and then..." I leaned into his ear and whispered softly.
"Yeah, uh uh, okay!~" Lao Yi became excited again.
"After you withdraw, ignore the pursuers behind you and go directly to the mouth of the valley to meet your brothers. When the Bishui army arrives, take action immediately! Just don't let them get close!~"
"Take your orders!~" He clasped his hands and said, "Sir, I'm going to prepare."
"Go." He waved his hand.
Saying goodbye to Lao Yi, I turned around and went back. Yu Xu was talking to the three generals. Well, these are the men who followed Fu Ruo yesterday. Each of the three men held a box in their hands. When they saw me coming, they stepped forward and saluted: "Sir, This is the instrument you want.”
"Well, let it go." I nodded.
As soon as they put down the box, they said goodbye to us in a hurry and left in a hurry, as if they were in a hurry.
Opening one of the boxes, he stroked the guqin inside and turned to ask Yu Xu: "Wait a minute, will you give Bishui an ensemble?"
"Arrangement!~" Yu Xu pursed her lips and smiled.
Hehe, she didn’t even ask why, so happy! ~
Turning to Xiaoyan: "Yan'er, what musical instruments do you play? Do you want to join us?"
"Yes~ I have learned the piano!~" She ran over happily and touched the guqin in the box.
"Then, I'll choose it." Yu Xu took out the pipa and played with it a few times.
Shuang Bumeng also came over and took out his flute: "I want to join too!~"
Eh! ~What about me... I wanted to play a song with Yu Xu and Xiao Yan in this beautiful Niaozui Dam and leave a beautiful memory. Is there no chance? ! ~Forget it, when I have time in the future, form a four-piece band and play together every day! ~
"Okay, you choose a piece of music. The tempo must range from soft to tense, so that when listening to the music, people will gradually feel that the surroundings are in danger." I raised the corner of my mouth slightly.
"Yeah, I understand! The little monkey started to hold it back again!~" Euxu made a playful face.
Ha, she saw through it again! By the way, it's almost time to go see how Yan Wei and Lao An are preparing.
"You study first, choose the music, go to the mountains in the middle of the Bird's Mouth Dam, choose a place with a wide view and a convenient place to hide nearby, bring the instruments there and set them up, and use leaves to camouflage the guqin. Then... "Would any of you come back here and wait for me? Take me there..." Isn't this request a bit too much, asking them to run twice...
"I'm coming!~" Yu Xu, Xiao Yan and Shuang Bumeng arrived at the same time.
Yu Xu looked at the two of them: "It's better for me to come over, I have fast footwork."
"Well..." I nodded awkwardly.
Blushing, he looked towards him: "Brother Chef, that..."
"Got it, it's hard work! You can't let the girls do it. If you have something to do, go ahead and I'll help carry it over." "Chef" came over and patted me.
Hey~ "Chef" is almost catching up with Yu Xu... Do you know me so well? !
"Thank you...!~ I'm going to the forest to check the layout..." I was a little embarrassed, "You don't need to tell me, just go ahead, go ahead." He waved his hand gently.
"Okay, then...please." He turned and walked towards the mountain. After entering the forest a few steps, he saw Yan Wei, Lao An and several soldiers sitting in the forest to rest.
"Sir, the arrangements have been made as planned. We are here to report. Just now, the eldest lady said that you were not here, so she is waiting for you nearby." They stood up and handed over their hands.
Madam...they are talking about Yu Xu...han...I'm not married yet! ~Can you please stop calling me random names? ~
"Ahem~ What... I'm sorry, did you all have a good rest yesterday?" I returned the greeting.
"After the soldiers completed the settings, they went to bed before Haishi, and they are in good spirits now!~" Yanwei replied.
"Haha, great~ Let's go and take a look." Although I'm not worried about their ability to do things, it's a matter of great importance and I still need to confirm.
"Sir, please~" Yan Wei and Lao An led me deeper into the mountain.
The vegetation in the mountains is exuberant, and dense bushes are scattered among the sloping hillsides, mixed with the trees on the mountains. Although they cannot block out the sky and the sun, they are a good place to set up an ambush. Look along the mountains surrounded by Bird's Beak Dam, hmm! ~The layout is in place; moreover, the soldiers are hidden in the jungle on the hillside. Now that I cannot use my inner breath, it is difficult to detect their traces at close range. There is really nothing to be careful about!
Looking at the watch, there is still half an hour left before the battle. Well, I just walked around the surrounding mountains. Time flies too fast! ~I quickly grabbed Yan Wei and Lao An: "The time is coming, you should return to your respective posts immediately, use the cloud-piercing arrow as a signal, and execute according to the written plan!~"
"Yes!~" The two clasped their fists, turned around, and fled into the forest with their followers.
Observing the surrounding terrain, I took a shortcut and jogged all the way back. Alas, I couldn't move my inner breath, and it was really awkward to swing this eleventh way! ~
Out of breath, I returned to the resting place. Yu Xu sat on the stone alone and waited for me. She waved: "Xiao Feng, you are ready. Do you want to go over now?"
I gasped for breath: "Wait, wait a moment, huh~huh~ yes, there...is there any movement on the other side? Huh~huh~huh~"
Yu Xu frowned: "It seems not, I just put it on and off."
Um? No! What kind of plane are they doing?
I hurried to the top of the mountain, hid behind a big tree and looked around. It was strange... there was less than twenty minutes left in the agreed time. Not only did the Bishui army not line up, it seemed that there was not even a sentry on the shore! what's the situation? Was there a temporary change?
Standing there and staring blankly at the other side of the river... I always felt that something was not quite right...
"Xiao Feng, has the situation changed?" Yu Xu walked up.
"I don't know... I'll wait and see..." There was a feeling of annoyance in my heart. No matter what the reason is, if the matter cannot be solved today, it will definitely become more troublesome if I try to deal with it in the future. I won't Maybe you always encounter this kind of opportunity! ~
E Xu hid behind a tree and waited with me... Seeing that time was passing by, there was still no movement on the other side. Staring at the clear water camp and observing carefully, I was sure that it was definitely an empty camp over there now! ~He is so cute! When did they leave? Didn't the sentry say that they were always normal? ! ~These brothers are so attentive, there should be no mistake! ~
There are only a few minutes left! ~No, we have to send someone over to investigate the situation! ~If something changes, we need to change our action plan immediately!
Suddenly~"Dong~dong~dong~dong~" the war drums sounded loudly, "Charge!~" "Kill!~" "Kill!~" "Kill!~" The sound of killing on the other side was loud! ~ Countless soldiers rushed out of the mountains around the Bishui Camp in an instant. The archers rushed to the shore first and fired thousands of arrows at our river bank. The sky above the river was suddenly enveloped by overwhelming arrows!
Countless bamboo rafts were thrown into the water along the river. Under the cover of feather arrows, the soldiers who rushed up from behind jumped on the bamboo rafts or jumped directly into the river. They rowed and swam. Some people used ropes to start to fight against the bamboo rafts. After tying them up, the entire river was suddenly filled with a dense army of clear water! ~
They boarded the river bank with lightning speed and went straight to our army camp to charge and kill! ~The distant soldiers who landed along the river are approaching our camp at a very fast speed! ~There is a steady stream of troops from the rear, moving over on bamboo rafts tied like pontoons! ~In less than a few minutes, they had already crossed the river! Looking around, we can see that our river bank is full of soldiers with clear water, which makes our eyes dazzle...
What the hell! ~This battle is like hundreds of thousands of divine soldiers descending from the sky! ~
I understand, they took advantage of the darkness last night to sneak into the surrounding mountains to hide. This was a serious surprise attack! ~Surprise attack! ~Grandma’s! ~It’s a good thing I left an empty camp, otherwise, I would still be making a fool of myself now! ~Looks like we have met our match! ~
After some fighting, there was a commotion below, and some people even started to form a group to curse... "This is a fucking empty camp!~" "I belong to the Rock Clan!~ Shameless! We agreed to take revenge!" ~""Shut your head!~Use a dummy as a scapegoat!~"...
Listening to their yelling and cursing, I breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, you are here. I will take you to a beautiful place to end this battle! ~
"Dong~dong~dong~" The drum sounded, and the Bishui army fell silent. Nearly 300,000 people seemed to have been muted at the same time. A middle-aged general wearing golden armor shouted loudly: "It seems that Huanshan There is guidance from an expert! ~ All officers and men listen to the order! Arrange quickly and defend in place. Do not act rashly. Anyone who disobeys the order will be executed! ~"
"Yes!~" "Yes!~" "Yes!~"
Depend on! ~This man is definitely a difficult opponent! ~Moreover, the quality of Bishui’s army is quite high! ~If we cannot mobilize his army, then all our previous preparations will be in vain! ~
Uh... I didn't expect that they still have this skill... But now that they have started to form a formation! ~Then, Lao Yi still has a chance to play... I hope he can make an impact...
In order to see clearly what was going on below, I lay down on the ground and climbed gently to the edge of the top of the mountain. Fortunately, the vegetation here was lush and conducive to hiding. On the other side of the mountain, the slope is more than 70 degrees. Looking down from here, the situation below is clear at a glance! ~
"Dong~dong~dong~" The drum sounded again, and the Bishui army began to reorganize their queue!
They were just halfway through reorganizing when the neighing of camels and the sound of galloping hooves suddenly came from the narrow passage. Lao Yi led thousands of soldiers, took off their armor, all wore short robes, and rode their mounts straight towards the Bishui army formation, approaching. He stopped suddenly in front of the formation, did not reply, and led the soldiers to fly along the formation. While making faces, he took off his short robe, revealing the bandages wrapped like a "vest" all over his body, and said "Oh~oh~oh~" He screamed strangely, pulled up his short robe and waved it in his hand... a group of wild men running wild! ~
Everyone in Bishui didn't know what they were going to do, and they were dumbfounded for a moment... No one gave an order, and there was no intention to launch an attack... The formations were in a mess...
Haha~ I was laughing so hard! How did Lao Yi get such a brain? He actually came up with such a weird trick! ~I am willing to be defeated! ~However, this "performance art" is very dangerous. If the opponent fires an arrow without armor protection, he will be finished with one arrow! ~
This was not the climax yet. Lao Yi and his brothers were flying back and forth in front of the formation at a flying speed, singing some song at the top of their lungs. After listening to it for a long time, I couldn’t hear clearly what he was singing. I wonder if it was out of tune. , or unclear articulation...
Then, they quickly rushed to the narrow road in the mountain. When they arrived, they showed off a "stunt" for Bishui. They clamped the hunchback with their legs, stood up and turned their waists, twisting out a demon-like dance, and then, neatly, they He patted his butt towards Bishui, rushed into the narrow passage, and walked straight towards the mouth of the valley on the opposite side...
The opposing camp finally reacted and exploded instantly! "Grandma's Rock Clan! ~Insulting people, right?!~" "I'm not done with you!~" "Grandpa will take care of you right now!~" Roars and curses came one after another, and suddenly more than ten thousand people rushed towards the narrow Tao, the foot of the mountain became crowded with people. You squeezed me, I squeezed you, and rushed into the Bird's Mouth Dam with loud shouts. They probably wanted to beat Lao Yi and the others... It's a pity that they didn't have any mounts after crossing the river. Lao Yi It's a good thing they've already disappeared! ~
wakaka! ~I’m convinced! ~Lao Yi’s trick has miraculous effects! ~
"Everyone come back to me!~ Anyone who disobeys the order will be killed!~" General Jin Kai shouted loudly, but the soldiers who had rushed into the Bird's Mouth Dam could not hear it. They all had red eyes and ran towards Lao Yi and the others desperately. Chase in the direction you want to go! ~
General Jin Kai drew his long sword and rushed to the entrance of the narrow passage. He and several generals worked hard for a long time and finally stopped the remaining troops. He shouted with a serious face: "Don't you have any brains? The enemy is deliberately luring us into taking the bait. If there is an ambush! Can you come back!~Listen!~Each of you are my brothers!~I will never let anything happen to you!~If anyone comes to provoke me again, just shoot an arrow!~But, we must maintain Formation, no pursuit!”
"Yes!~" "Yes!~" "Yes!~"
General Jin Kai pointed at a deputy general: "Take the people and bring the brothers back!~"
"Yes!~" The deputy general quickly ordered hundreds of people, rushed into the Bird's Beak Dam, and quickly ran towards the depths.
The general turned around and shouted: "Array up!~"
"Dong~dong~dong~" Bishui arranged the military formation again...
What! ~Have you been completely seen through by him? I X! ~I X!~He is indeed a difficult guy! ~The excitement just now disappeared in an instant...~Holy shit! ~Lao Yi worked so hard that he could bring in 10,000 to 20,000 people at most! ~
Grandma’s! ~General Jin Kai, this move is really awesome! Based on the current situation, it can be said to be the most practical tactic! Not to mention that our numbers are incomparable to theirs. Even if our forces are equal, as long as they maintain their formation, defend the formation with shields, long-range shots, and close-range halberds, there is absolutely nothing we can do against them. Moreover, they guard the narrow entrance, and no matter how strong our troops are, There are too many to rush through! ~Not to mention injuring the enemy by one thousand and damaging yourself by eight hundred! The most important thing is that the two races cannot be allowed to continue to increase casualties!
If the time is prolonged, the secret operation I arranged will be ineffective! ~What a mistake! unwise! ~I didn’t expect that Bishui would have such a general! ~
Oh my gosh! ~Am I going to fail in this game? ! ! ~
