He did the same, and there was nothing unusual about it.
When he walked out of the small alley to a slightly larger street, he was immediately stopped by a young man:
"Sir, do you want to know about the Chinese language training for fitness children?"
The seventeen-year-old boy was not very interested in the other party, so he put the advertisement aside and started to show it live.
The young man first received a set of five consecutive canings taught by Teacher Ma.
Each move looks good, but it lacks a bit of strength.
Then he turned around and fell to the ground and did a few front somersaults. It was obvious that the boy was very confident in his childish skills.
In order to get passers-by to apply for cards, he tried his best. After all, in this era, business is not easy to do, and everyone is fooled.
"You really don't want it? Fitness can protect you from being hurt by others."
But the little boy never expected that he would encounter a tough opponent today, and he was also a colleague.
"I sell toilet water."
With that said, the man opened his suitcase, took out a bottle and gave it to the little boy for free with great sincerity: "I can give you a bottle, and you can help me promote it."
The little boy took the toilet water and looked at it, but didn't see anything special.
Seeing the young man's hesitation, the man said, "A bottle of toilet water has two flavors. The taste varies depending on the distance from the bottle mouth."
After hearing what the man said, the young man went to smell it. It smelled really good, with the aroma of green lemon.
As we get closer, we get more of the smell of gardenia.
So I took a few more sips, but I didn't expect that I would soon feel trapped.
After the boy fell to the ground, the man began to operate normally. In addition to his mobile phone and change, his watch was not spared.
After completing a set of procedures, the man lit two cigarettes and placed one between the boy's index finger and middle finger. He did not want to smoke, but hoped to wake up the boy in such a friendly way.
After all, anyone can easily get sick if they lie in the ice and snow for a long time.
In just half a cigarette, the boy felt hot. After getting up, he chased after the man. Unexpectedly, the man did not panic, but taught the child a good lesson:
"You also watch TV, surf the Internet, and read newspapers. You know that the world needs peace and our environment needs harmony. It's okay to suffer a little loss. It's not worth it if you risk your life. You still have a long way to go. How do you tell me? Say sorry and say you were wrong."
"Sorry, I was wrong."
After the boy finished speaking, he ran away.
The man looked at his black pistol and put it back in his bag.
Unexpectedly, the depressed young man didn't go far when he met a fat nun who was full of tricks: "Donor, you are destined to be a Buddha, please stay."
The young man took a look at the fat nun and planned to leave. After all, there is no pie in the sky.
Unexpectedly, the nun actually took out a Buddhist amulet and said that she wanted to give it to herself.
The young man was confused, so he took it and looked at it carefully.
After all, there are too many smart people in this era and not enough fools.
The boy and the nun repeatedly confirmed whether it was free of charge, and the nun nodded to confirm that she would not take any money.
Unexpectedly, the young man got an advantage and behaved well, saying, "Can you give me a few more dollars?"
"how much do you need?"
"how much do you have?"
Hearing what the young man said, the nun was stunned. She had never met such a stupid person before, so she took out all her belongings.
The nun took out more than ten Buddhist tablets.
The young man did not hesitate. After all, it was a gift, and monks did not talk wildly.
Unexpectedly, just when he was about to return home with a full load,
The nun finally showed her fox tail and blocked his way:
"How much can you give me for incense?"
"Don't you want to give this as a gift?" the young man asked.
"Donor, this is a Buddhist amulet that has brightened the future of 81 masters. It costs 81 yuan each. It can help you avoid disasters and turn bad luck into good luck."
Hearing what the nun said, the young man became unhappy and planned to return the amulet. Unexpectedly, the nun followed closely and gave a second set of sales tactics:
"You can't return it. It's unlucky to return it. It will bring bloody disaster to you and your family."
Hearing what the nun said, the young man thought it made sense. After all, he had to think about his family, so he decided to take the money and run away.
"Donor, benefactor."
The nun ran behind.
The young man stopped, pointed at the nun fiercely and said, "You are trying to curse my family!"
The nun did not dare to say anything else. She only said: "Harmony saves the common people."
On the other side, after completing an order, the man continues to look for the next target.
A believer who is preaching the gospel attracts the attention of men.
"I sell toilet water,"
After the man introduced his work, he began to take out the goods for everyone to taste.
As an experienced salesman, the man promised: "Everyone can get one for free. After all, we are all fellow villagers. Just help me promote it more."
Seeing that the man was very good at getting things done, and he was very particular about how he handled things, the few of them didn't refuse any more.
After the three people received the toilet water, the man said something like this: "Smell it, a bottle of toilet water has two flavors, the mouth of the bottle and the higher part have different tastes."
Hearing what the man said, the three old bachelors suddenly became interested, and they all picked up the toilet water and smelled it.
The unique fragrance of toilet water also made several people praise it.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Zhao, who is a loyal person, gave a different reply: "I have a cold and I can't smell the fragrance."
"Tiantian is fine too. It's quite sweet."
While the man was communicating with Zhao, the two men with normal sense of smell fell to the ground one after another. The salesman seemed calm in the face of this unexpected situation.
And the man soon got angry at Mr. Zhao who refused to fall down: "Lie down too, lie down."
Mr. Zhao was obviously a man with a temper. In a fit of anger, he threw the man's toilet water directly into the snow.
The man looked at his toilet water, and then at the man in front of him. Mr. Zhao didn't play according to the routine, and he felt helpless for a moment.
But the man obviously didn't want to waste any more time. After all, when it was time to harvest, after searching the two people, Mr. Zhao was the only one left.
The man also asked him to hand it over voluntarily, but unexpectedly, Mr. Zhao lay down directly.
The man was confused, and Mr. Zhao quickly gave his answer.
"The Lord tells us that we cannot get something for nothing. Come and translate it."
"You have to thank the Lord." The man looked at Mr. Zhao, turned around and left.
Farewell to the lovely Mr. Zhao, the man continued to look for his next target, but before he had gone far, he was blocked by an aunt:
"Sir, let me excuse you. My old man is seriously ill. He needs money for hospitalization. He needs a lot of money. My family's savings have been spent. My children's money has also been spent. My house has also been sold. I have a gold bracelet here. You Take a look and sell it to you cheaper."
Facing the poor aunt in front of him, the man decided to help her. He took the bracelet and looked at it carefully. It was indeed genuine, 99K pure gold.
Unexpectedly, the man ran away the next second.
Faced with the unexpected situation, the aunt did not panic and immediately whistled.
Following the whistle, the man was quickly blocked. Through a search, it was discovered that the man was actually a member of the same group.
Just as the man was being searched, another unsightly colleague came over.
There are obviously too many liars and not enough fools these days.
"Amitabha, donor, there is a fire in the nunnery. Everything is burned. Please hug me. There are several people over there who need to hug you."
The aunt looked at it and said, "Hey guys, I forgot to look at the almanac when I went out today, and I bumped into two people from the same company in a row. Are you a couple?" ! !
Then the aunt asked her two accomplices to give the nun a good massage.
Why are there so many scammers now, leaving no one with any leeway?
After giving them a serious positive education, the three of them left.
But I never expected that these two like-minded people would actually start chatting.
Even finally reached a consensus on cooperation.
It’s just that in terms of personal living habits, I still need to continue to adjust.
In the dilapidated pigsty, the fat woman who was sleeping on the same straw mat and quilt was facing the young man.
He was sleeping soundly when he suddenly smelled a very, very smelly smell that almost knocked him out and also woke him up.
"Hey, you should brush your teeth."
He saw how fat she was and didn't dare to hit her.
A night of silence,
The next day, the two began to divide the work and cooperate. This time, the unlucky one was a man squatting in the pit. He was sitting on the pit and fell down immediately.
The man made a small request to the nun:
"Put your pants up for me."
"There is a difference between men and women."
The nun flatly refused.
The boy took one look at this fat woman and felt that he had eaten something wrong in the morning and felt like vomiting so much.
"Then just leave it like this."
"I only cook, not wash dishes."
The nun glared at him and said,
That look was quite powerful, and it immediately made the young man shut up and dare not speak anymore.
