[Another night of listening to the profound Taoist teachings, the experience value of merit increases by 1%, and the mind assimilation +2 is obtained]
Today's +1 arrived. Wang Qiyi was surprised to find that after enough accumulation, a qualitative change finally occurred - the clone can freely switch between the spirit body and the physical body, and there is no need to wait rigidly for the countdown to end.
But using thinking assimilation makes others mistakenly think that there is no change in the scope of conversation with others.
In other words, he must always be vigilant about "hypnotizing" target people after appearing as an entity, making them think that they are human. However, outside the control range, others will still see a big tortoise.
In a modern urban setting where Taoist monks have to disguise themselves as members of a detective agency, Wang Qiyi feels that he must be more careful, otherwise he will soon become a hot search topic - there is a big guy in Lianyun City who can only walk upright and speak human language. Bastard!
That would be lively...
"Snapped!"
The ten-dollar bill was crumpled into a ball and thrown in, rolling around on the ground several times.
Wang Qiyi, who was interrupted from his wild thoughts, squinted his eyes and listened, and couldn't help but grin, "Ten dollars turned into ten million, how do I have the ability to still lie down in the pool? Is this because I don't want to embarrass myself, so I ran over here You’re embarrassing the bastard, aren’t you?”
I wanted to randomly pick a lucky tourist, but after listening to it all, the bastards in the wishing pool shook their heads.
How can we make them understand that wishes and wishful thinking are two different things?
"Goddess Turtle, Goddess Turtle, I really love her. Please bless me to marry her in the end. Thank you!"
Wang Qiyi:? ? ?
Do you like people to come to me instead of proposing?
The bastard in the Wishing Fountain has been single for two whole lives without a girlfriend, so he still expects me to go and steal Yue Lao's job?
"Huh? Yuelao?" He tilted his head and suddenly thought of a question - is there really a fairy in charge of marriage?
So since all the gods and Buddhas in the sky have lost contact, who is in charge of Huangquan?
Is Lord Yama still sticking to his post?
Where are the ghosts in the eighteen levels of hell, black and white, impermanent, with bull heads and horse faces? If they didn't stick to their posts, so many people would die and be born every day. Who would be in charge of reincarnation?
It can't be that Huang Quan is also engaged in fully automatic intelligent reform, and the assembly line can be reincarnated without the need for ghosts to operate it, right?
"Goddess turtle, Goddess turtle, bless me! I love money, money loves me, money comes from all directions! Money comes, money comes, good luck makes me rich overnight, partial wealth keeps rolling in, congratulations on getting rich! Please bless me, Goddess turtle" Good health, long life, no disease and no disaster..."
Wang Qiyi was in a daze thinking about the profound issue of the cycle of life when he was suddenly interrupted by a wish made in the form of a tight mantra.
He raised his head and searched the crowd, "Who is this? There are a lot of little words. I have to remember to take the time to worship at the Temple of Wealth at the back and attract some wealth to the wishing fountain."
The short-haired girl who was clasping her hands together and mumbling words was quickly stared at by the bastard. Wang Qiyi grinned and said with a drooped face, "Girl, the words you wrote to make a wish are good, but when you enter the Taoist temple, you use this gesture to ruin the scene."
Nowadays, Buddhism is so popular that even though there is a sign indicating the gestures at the gate of Yunshan Temple, few people take it seriously.
Isn’t it ridiculous to still expect the signal to be transmitted in place when the signal towers are not even installed correctly?
"What's more, even the Immortal Cultivation Sect's interior can no longer communicate with the gods in the sky..." Wang Qiyi looked up at the sky. At first glance, his huge body looked like he was carrying a stone tablet.
Crowds come and go in a hurry, and although the bastards of the Wishing Fountain are famous, they are just a check-in point. More tourists worship gods and focus on visiting this Taoist temple with a long history.
"Emmm... How should I make a wish?" Suddenly, a hesitant voice was caught by the big bastard among a bunch of wishes for wealth and a child. The main reason was that the other party followed closely, "Ten million dollars." Don’t meet the magician during the internship period, make adjustments to boost your performance.”
I've already passed my internship period at Xuanmen. Who's going to spread the rumor that adjustments will affect performance?
Wang Qiyi stood up, stretched his neck and scanned around, his eyes quickly locked on a little fat man.
He looked about fifteen or sixteen years old at most. His round face was reddened by the sun. It was probably because of the glare of the sun that his eyes were slightly squinted. It made it even more obvious that the fat on his face had squeezed out the fat on his small, single-lidded eyes. .
"I'm being verbose, please listen carefully and help me, please!" The little fat man took out fifty yuan from his pocket, rubbed it in his hands and threw it into the wishing well. , then lowered his head and muttered in a stern and pious voice.
"My name is Tian Zhaoqiu, and my brother's name is Tian Zhaoqing. Our family lives in Xingfuli Community, Lianyun City. About half a year ago, a family moved into our community, which was very annoying! His child was a sick child and always cried in the middle of the night. , and always bully other children in the community.”
"I heard from my grandma that the family took red envelopes containing hundreds of dollars and stuffed them into other people's bags. If someone opened it, they would see the money tied with a red thread, and it also said, 'If you borrow life for three years, the gift will be invalid; put it in the merit box. The whole family is dead, and by the way, the red envelope also says it will take effect when opened."
The bastards in the wishing fountain were shocked when they heard this!
Wang Qiyi immediately stared at the little fat man with wide eyes. Is there such a thing?
If you can borrow someone else's life by writing a few words and stuffing two dollars, wouldn't those people on the richest list be able to live for ten thousand or eight thousand years without dying?
"Kids, don't be so superstitious. Think about it differently. It's a good thing if someone takes the initiative to give you money." He murmured and slowly crawled into the shade. The sun was getting hotter and he felt a little hot.
The little fat boy Tian Zhaoqiu was still muttering in a low voice, "At first, everyone thought it was unlucky to encounter this kind of thing, but they didn't take it seriously. Occasionally, someone serious would call the police, and the family would say with a playful smile, it was just a joke, uncle policeman We can only educate them verbally not to engage in feudal superstition."
"The news spread all over the community, and my parents also told me not to open the red envelope and not be greedy, but to hand it directly to the police station. But three days ago, my brother came back from playing basketball and saw a letter in my mailbox, which said My mother’s name. My brother thought it was a postcard sent home from a previous family trip, so he took the letter home and opened it without thinking too much.”
"It turns out it was the family's fault again! There was 600 yuan in it, and it said that I would borrow three years of good health. My grandma was so angry that she wanted to go find them, but my brother just took a shower and changed his clothes. He started sneezing and said he had a headache, and then he developed a high fever and was hospitalized that night!”
"My brother is the captain of the school basketball team. He is in good physical condition and rarely gets sick. After opening the envelope, he fell ill and couldn't even participate in the basketball game. I went to see the family secretly, and he My child was originally in the hospital, but yesterday he was running around chasing and beating a child in the community. He didn't look like he was just recovering from a serious illness."
"I also heard them laughing and saying that the person chosen this time is in good health and can give his children three years of good health. They also said... it's a good idea to put envelopes in them. It can lend more life and luck to others before they are alert. !”
The little fat man was sobbing a little after he said it, "I heard from my classmates that the star fruit from our school came to Yunshan Temple to make wishes and cured her mother's illness. Please God, please save my brother. Please accept that." It’s a disaster for the family!”
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" If there are sequelae, he will never be able to play ball again... Please bless my brother to get well soon..."
