Fortunately, Taoist Master Qingfeng was just talking and did not really want to train the tortoises in the Wishing Fountain to become highly educated tortoises. The conversation among the three quickly shifted to what to eat for lunch.
It was only then that Wang Qiyi gained new knowledge about the different world—Qingfeng, as a Taoist priest, could not only get married but also eat meat within a certain range!
"Can a Taoist priest actually get married?" He was immediately confused. He remembered that he had touched the wet pants of a middle-aged Taoist priest in a hurry. He couldn't help but put down the pen with a grin, and looked down at the stained plastron on his body, " Captain, I want to take a shower."
Qingfeng had already found the stain distasteful to his eyes, but he didn't say anything due to the different racial habits. Hearing what he said, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was a good boy with good hygiene, so he took him to his suite to wash up and pack a few changes of clothes.
"Huh? So you don't just wear Taoist robes?" Wang Qiyi looked at the simple white T-shirt and jeans, his eyes shining brightly.
It is not difficult to imagine how many little girls would be charmed by Taoist Priest Qingfeng’s handsome face, paired with such tasteful modern clothes, as he walked on the street!
"It is necessary for work." Qingfeng explained with a faint smile: "Many times it is inconvenient to wear robes when I need to go to different occasions. Fortunately, Lianyun City has always been stable. There are very few cases that require me to handle them personally. These clothes are not required. How to cross. But I can foresee that the subsequent investigation of this case will be more troublesome, so be prepared."
Lu Yunyao, who was sitting in the living room and continuing to write "teaching materials", chatted: "It's lunch time when we go down the mountain. Does Qi Yi need to eat cooked food or raw food? Do you need to buy some turtle food? I will teach him math later and try to let him go early. Understand the beauty of mathematics!”
After saying thank you and walking into the bathroom, Wang Qiyi suddenly felt a chill in his bastard shell.
The fear of being dominated by Lu Yunyao's baby-coaxing teachings prevented him from fully enjoying the first comfortable hot bath he took after traveling to another world. Moreover, there is no bathtub in the captain's bathroom, so the big tortoise can only rinse but not take a bath, which still feels a bit bad.
Sure enough, the three of them had just gotten into the cable car going down the mountain. Lu Yunyao, who was committed to being the mentor of the super academic master, was very excited and used every opportunity to say: "Qiyi, we are going to teach basic mathematics now. Come, follow your sister and teach the little boy Claws are stretched out, you have to count along with them, 1, 2, 3..."
Qingfeng suppressed laughter and turned her head to look at the scenery outside the cable car. Wang Qiyi suppressed the embarrassment and clasped his paws to learn to count.
The three of them swayed to the foot of the mountain amid the numerical formulas of "One plus one equals two" and "Two plus two equals four" floating in the wind.
Hesitating whether to lie down in the trunk or "sit" on the seat for a few seconds, he still chose to crawl into the back seat. With Lu Yunyao's help, the tortoise leaned comfortably on the soft back of the seat.
When the captain drove the off-road vehicle to the city, Lu Yunyao had already begun to teach him to memorize the multiplication table while praising him.
At noon, in the private room, he got the hot pot he had been craving for, which diluted the embarrassment of teaching as a kindergarten teacher. Wang Qiyi's mood was ironed to perfection by the hot and tumbling spicy hot pot mutton rolls.
"Wow! So turtles can eat spicy food so much?" Lu Yunyao watched him lying on the side, skillfully eating the mutton slices with the fork specially ordered by the captain, his eyes lit up with excitement, "Qiyi, I'll take you with me next time Let’s go eat Jiugongge, it’s super exciting! By the way, you should also like fish hot pot, right? I want to go shopping and buy some clothes later, do you want to buy anything?”
"A T-shirt is 129; a pair of casual pants is 199..." After eating, he followed the two of them shopping, looking at the prices of items as they walked. He didn't mind that many people were curious to see someone walking a tortoise!
He muttered in a low voice and quickly calculated the correct answer under Lu Yunyao's bright eyes, but what he was thinking about was that the prices here were similar to those in the world before time travel.
Although Yunshan Temple will provide a dormitory, and he usually spends his time in the wishing pool when he returns to his true form, the most used money should be for food. Wang Qiyi is still a little worried about whether the income from the wishing pool is enough for daily expenses.
You must know that many people deliberately exchanged a dime for a steel coin and threw it at the tortoise to make a wish, and they were reluctant to give even one dollar!
Looking at the bright area in the wishing well, I carefully collected it all and probably didn't even have a hundred yuan.
If you wait until the off-season when there are fewer tourists, you may not be able to make ends meet.
I really didn’t expect that after traveling through time and becoming a tortoise, I would have to be subject to the money restrictions of the real world. I had to either reduce expenses and save money for emergencies; or I had to find ways to start a side job to make money.
"Captain, Qi Yi is really smart!" Lu Yunyao looked at her first tortoise student, her round eyes shining with joy, "The intern members don't need to go on missions, right? He is so strong Don’t let his talent go to waste, let him go through an internal channel to get admitted to a prestigious university?”
famous university?
Hearing these four words, Wang Qiyi's mind instantly flashed through the college entrance examination questions that would give him nightmares even after working for several years, as well as the bible-like English, mathematics and physics that made him sleepy after just a few pages...
"You've bought the things, where are you going next?" He shuddered, and quickly got into the car while lying on the ground and scratching his hands with his four paws. In the parking lot, many people looked on curiously, and with a deft move of his back foot, he closed the car door and whispered softly. He hurriedly interrupted the conversation between the two to prevent Taoist priest Qingfeng from being distracted and sent the bastard to study, "Well...it's over at Youai Mental Hospital. Can I follow you and have a look?"
The topic was brought back to the case, and Taoist Master Qingfeng refused directly: "No. Although we have already investigated, you haven't conducted systematic study, and you don't know how to deal with many emergencies. You can't go there yet. On-site. Let’s go back to the company first. I have to introduce you to the situation at the base camp and get to know other colleagues by the way."
Wang Qiyi noticed that he used the word "company" and couldn't help but wonder, "Captain, we are not the kind of... relevant departments or dragon groups that tourists talk about, super cool national units?"
Lu Yunyao burst into laughter.
"Don't listen to their nonsense." Taoist Master Qingfeng also laughed, waved his hand and explained: "Strictly speaking, we are also a special department, but a modern powerful country pays attention to scientific systems and does not openly promote metaphysics, so our identities are kept secret. . Whether you are a member of Taoism or other formal sects, the first rule of conduct is to keep a low profile, protect people's safety and property as much as possible, and avoid causing large-scale unrest."
Lu Yunyao added: "It must be kept secret from the outside world. You will never imagine how enthusiastic people are about feudal superstition. People like Gu Xiaojuan who have little spiritual knowledge and always want to get in touch with mystical science will only cause disaster in the end."
"Cultivation is not feudal superstition, it is just laws and rules that have not been confirmed by science and technology." Qingfeng corrected her statement and added, "Of course, because they don't understand it, the public will inevitably interpret it with filters, which makes it mysterious. It’s too strong. In order to prevent people who are not spiritual enough from blindly following the trend and causing unforeseen consequences, we can only hide and secretly protect people’s safety.”
The handsome uniform and small badge in his fantasy disappeared with a "pop", and Wang Qiyi sighed secretly.
"Captain, are you sure that Yang Tao really has the power of merit?" Lu Yunyao asked while fastening her seat belt: "Why didn't we find any traces on her body? The rune pendant was found at the fire scene. The wreckage is not crystal at all but imitation glass, and Gu Xiaojuan is very likely to have been deceived."
Qingfeng drove the car and said nonchalantly: "Xiantao asked Qiyi to get rid of the bugs on her mother's body. They were probably paid as rewards after the deal was concluded, so no traces could be found."
As he spoke, he glanced at Wang Qiyi in the rearview mirror.
"Deal?" Wang Qiyi nodded in confusion, "That's right. When I pulled out the worm from the back of Gu Xiaojuan's head, the light layer from the carambola did fly to me, but..."
He looked down at his white-washed plastron and tortoise shell, and said blankly: "There was no light on me after that, and I don't know where I went."
