"One, two, three, four, hey!"
"Two, two, three, four, hey!"
"Okay, the amount of exercise today is up to standard." Wang Qiyi slid his short legs on the spot a few times, stretched out his neck and shouted two slogans to himself, then began to spread out his limbs and concentrate on basking in the sun.
Only since he traveled through time and became the tortoise in the wishing well did he truly feel the meaning of life.
"Life lies in stillness!"
This is a profound philosophy that Wang Qiyi spent two days thinking about after time travel.
If you don’t believe it, just compare it and you will know.
The bastard is lazy every day, right? How about a thousand-year-old tortoise who lives a long and healthy life?
I didn't have much idle time in my last life. I would have epiphanies after being fed poisonous chicken soup to my 996 normal state from time to time. I would work hard to learn and improve my work as if I had been given chicken blood.
The results of it?
A good 26-year-old young man got sick after working overtime for three consecutive days.
When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had traveled back in time to a tortoise lying in the wishing pool.
You don’t have to do anything, just lie down here and someone will throw money. Watching the flash of coins in the pool makes you feel very good!
At first, Wang Qiyi was a little unconvinced. Others who traveled through time were either domineering CEOs, tall, rich, handsome, or princes, soldiers, and the like who could show off and be cool.
Why should I become a bastard when it's my turn to time travel?
Xunsiyemei, what are you doing that is so outrageous?
The good news is that he traveled through time after his sudden death; the bad news is that the person who traveled through time was not a human being.
After being indignant for a few minutes, he suddenly realized what a great bastard!
The adults who traveled through time still had to fight and fight, but the bastard who traveled through time simply lay down comfortably.
Especially for the tortoise in the wishing pool, someone feeds them every day and cleans the place to keep it clean and tidy. No one cares about whether he goes to work and fishes or sleeps all day long.
Apart from the fact that I don't have a human body and can't speak human words, my life seems to be pretty much the same as before. Anyway, I can’t go anywhere without money, I’m single and I don’t have a girlfriend…
What's more important is that I stayed in the wishing pool of a tourist attraction. It was really picturesque and the air was fresh.
In my previous life, I could only watch short videos of green mountains and green waters on the Internet. I dreamed of being able to live in seclusion in the mountains with willows, fireworks, and mist. This time travel will make my wish come true immediately!
Life is much more interesting than before. In my previous life, I studied hard and worked conscientiously. It was like I was trapped in a shell and couldn't do anything. The boss pushed me forward, and I didn't even have any experience in life.
Nowadays, when the scenic spots are not open, the mountains and rivers are beautiful and the years are quiet;
Scenic spots are open based on your mood. When you are happy, you can move around and make eye contact with tourists; when you are unhappy, you can shrink back into your shell and love someone.
[Another night of listening to profound Taoist teachings but with no results, gaining independent control +1]
He has given him a +1 every morning since he traveled through time. In fact, he has never seriously listened to any Taoist teachings at all. The Taoist temple is quiet and peaceful at night, which is perfect for sleeping.
At first, Wang Qiyi thought +1 was a benefit after traveling through time, and he was excited for a long time.
Later I discovered that there was nothing else besides giving him autonomous control, and adding a lot of 1's would at most make him move more sensitively while carrying a huge shell.
Wang Qiyi really couldn't think of any use for this. Could it be that if it were increased to a certain extent, he could dance a ballet in this pool to welcome guests and become a hot topic?
He squinted and changed his position to continue basking in the sun.
After opening the mountain gate, all the Taoist priests went to the backyard to practice martial arts. The front yard, which serves as the front yard, has a gurgling stream and a delicate fragrance of flowers and plants. Wang Qiyi felt the warm sunshine and gentle breeze and enjoyed a new day of leisurely leisure.
"Look, this bastard is called Xiaoshuai!" Suddenly there was a loud noise in the quiet atmosphere. Wang Qiyi looked over and found that it was a young man holding a mobile phone holder who was live broadcasting. He stood outside the railing and shouted: "Family members, this is Yunshan Look at the big tortoise in the most famous wishing fountain! It is said that praying for blessings and making wishes have efficacious effects. Today I will try for my family to see if it works."
As he spoke, the anchor grabbed a steel coin from his pocket and threw it at Wang Qiyi, who was lying in the middle basking in the sun during the live broadcast. He explained: "Don't miss it when you come to Yunshan. Remember to change to more steel coins to get money." Just throw it in. It is said that if you can throw money on the back of the bastard, your wish will definitely come true!"
"Young people, you must believe in science." Wang Qiyi rolled his eyes and sighed softly.
Will your wish come true if you throw a piece of 8 cents on the tortoise shell?
Is your wish cheap or is the labor of gods cheap?
What's more, this big tortoise also eats and drinks according to the occasion. It's hard to stand up and take two steps. How can it help you realize your wish?
The anchor obviously didn't think so. He patiently stared at Wang Qiyi and smashed the dime.
"Don't touch me!!"
Seeing that one was about to fly over, Wang Qiyi turned slightly and let the coin rub off against the slippery shell and fall into the pool.
The coins in this world are well made. Even a dime coin is very heavy. If you throw it with such force and get hit, it will hurt. From the muscle memory of the bastard, you can feel that it hurts a lot.
The tortoises who have not yet developed their intelligence have developed conditioned reflexes to know how to hide coins, which is enough to show that there are too many people who ignore the please do not feed the tortoises outside the railings and smash the warning signs for tortoises.
The advantages of multiple +1 were revealed at this time, and Wang Qiyi successfully avoided the attack of two coins.
Are you kidding? The anchor made a wish to win a lottery worth 100 million!
Even if I really had the power to do it, I wouldn't dare accept this dime to help him.
As the saying goes, if there is a cause, there must be an effect. What if there is really karma in this world?
If you want to win a hundred million with a dime, you have to take on this thankless job. If you don't do it well, you will probably have to bear the consequences of thunder and lightning.
So I can't even leave him any room to think about it, lest I have to complain about the bastard's ineffectiveness and damage the reputation of the scenic spot. If the anchor causes public opinion, he may even ruin his golden job.
Even though he is just a tortoise, Wang Qiyi feels that he should cherish his reputation.
It didn't matter that it didn't activate its spiritual intelligence before. Now that he has started to act as the bastard of the wishing pool, he has to be more serious to avoid getting into trouble.
The sun is getting higher and there are more and more tourists visiting the scenic spots.
As the famous bastard of the wishing pool, Wang Qiyi is surrounded by tourists praying and making wishes on three floors inside and outside.
The noisy voices are nothing more than asking the bastard to wish him a promotion, make a fortune, not fail the exam, etc.
Some people even pray to be blessed with a son or a daughter?
"You have to go to the Empress for this job. What's the point of telling a bastard like me? Can it help you give birth?" Wang Qiyi twitched the corner of his mouth and moved his front foot nimbly, folding the little girl who almost touched him into a small The cube's hundred yuan dodges.
Time passed little by little, and it was getting hotter and hotter as noon approached.
Most of the tourists had gone to eat, and the traffic in the front yard was obviously less and sparse.
As a tortoise, he naturally also needs to eat. There were many children left by the wishing pool to watch the tortoise eating cereals and fruits, shouting with excitement.
The Taoist priests took good care of the big tortoise. The house was clean and tidy, and the food was diverse and reasonable. They would also let him take a bath in the backyard pool every once in a while. So despite being over a hundred years old, he is still in his prime of health.
Wang Qiyi felt that if he worked hard to maintain his health, he should be able to survive all the little Taoist priests who had just entered the Taoist temple.
"Finally, we're here!" The little girl, about fifteen or sixteen years old, was panting, not even bothering to wipe the sweat off her face. After entering the Taoist temple, she looked at the wishing pool with sparkling eyes.
"Huh? Why is she different from others?" Wang Qiyi, who was about to take a nap, was suddenly attracted.
Standing here every day watching people coming and going around him, tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful and ugly, all kinds of people pass by. He has seen countless people, but this is the first time he has seen a faint layer of love on people. Hazy aperture.
This is new!
Could it be...that this is the Chosen Daughter? Can I see her protagonist aura?
The problem is that I am a big bastard, how can I seize this opportunity even if I can see it? You can't go with her, right?
Wang Qiyi glanced at the steps and railings of the huge wishing pool, and immediately gave up the idea of leaving with the opponent. With the general grid of the tortoise, no matter how many +1s he had, he would not be able to become a hurdle master and escape in public.
Forget it, just lie down.
He moved his neck and prepared to retract into his shell and take a nap.
Everything else is empty. Regular work and rest, nourishing the body, and eating well are the most important things to you.
"Please bless the God of the Turtle and let my mother's illness get better soon!" The little girl prayed a few times with Taoist gestures very piously, then took out the fifty yuan she had saved for a long time from her pocket and folded it carefully. The small pieces are ready to be thrown into the wishing well.
The upright anchor who missed the bastard on the side waved his hands and said: "Don't waste money here, that bastard has become a spirit and can hide very quickly. Look, I haven't done anything all morning and I'm here. Even though we tried hard, we didn’t even hit a single one!”
When the shy little girl heard this, she glanced at the coin in his hand without replying, and threw the fifty-yuan note over with a solemn expression.
The clothes she wore were of an older style and were cleanly washed;
I didn’t even bother to wipe the sweat off my face that was so red from the sun;
His hair is yellowish and his body is thin. It is obvious that he is not well nourished.
But those bright and piercing eyes stared at him, as if he believed that a tortoise really had the power to recover his mother...
Wang Qiyi blinked and couldn't help but feel soft.
She must have walked for a long time and didn't even want to eat lunch. She came here specifically to pray for her mother, right?
The tortoise caught up in the situation had no other way to help, but it might be good to let her coins fall on the tortoise's shell to give her some psychological comfort.
Thinking of this, he saw that the small square made of fifty yuan was about to fall to the ground in a parabola, so he lowered his head and kicked his feet to slide forward for a short distance along the ground, and then raised his head to push it forward.
"Snapped!"
The banknotes that I almost missed also rolled up and down, and finally landed firmly on my back.
"Okay!" The little girl's already somewhat disappointed eyes lit up again. She clenched her hands excitedly and murmured to herself as if to encourage herself, "The turtle god will definitely bless her mother, and her mother will definitely get better! I'm sure she will. can!"
"Should I wipe it?" Seeing that the banknote was about to pass by the big tortoise, the anchor's face was filled with an expression of "I knew it" and he was ready to hit him. However, he never expected that the lazy tortoise would crawl forward twice. , the coin falls right on the shell.
There's no telling whether the wish can come true or not, but at least it's a good thing. This girl is really lucky.
The anchor looked down at his pile of coins and asked with a smile: "Beauty, can you do me a favor? Look at my live broadcast room with thousands of people watching. Hit one for me and I'll treat you to lunch!"
"I'm sorry, I really can't help you with this." The little girl's face turned red and she waved her hands and explained: "I heard from my classmates that the turtle god can only help one person fulfill one wish at a time. I'm sorry, my mother is very ill. So it’s good that the turtle god can hear my wish, and I can’t bother it a second time. Moreover, the warning signs say not to hit it with coins. Hitting it with such a heavy weight will hurt..."
Wang Qiyi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the little girl's rejection, and said to himself, don't be so enthusiastic.
If there is a mess of cause and effect, where are you going to find him a lottery ticket that can win 100 million?
The anchor didn't bother anymore, but just turned around and said angrily to the live broadcast room, "Today's young people are really unwilling to help others even if they don't lift a finger, and they still make wishes and pray for blessings... Ha!"
"Bah! I helped you out of love and not out of duty. Are you being morally kidnapped?" Wang Qiyi spat, and a stream of saliva flew directly towards the other party.
It's a pity that when the Taoist temple built the wishing pool, in order to ensure the safety of the tortoise, the pool was designed to be very large and there was a lot of gurgling water around it. Naturally, the spit he spat landed on the ground before it flew very far.
"Hahaha, who saw the big tortoise spit?"
"Xiao Shuai is really a bit evil, he hides coins like a human!"
"Do you understand civilized viewing? There must be too many people throwing things at the bastard like the second-rate anchor, and the bastard knows to avoid it. What's more, this is the bastard from the wishing pool. It can only be said to be spiritual. How can it be said to be evil?"
"I only came in after seeing the Yunshanguan label. The anchors who are trying to gain popularity are so disgusting!"
"He helps you out of love but not out of duty. When he was approached by a stranger and the girl politely refused, he was still acting weird."
"Praying for blessings and making wishes is just a psychological comfort. Why do you have to hit the bastard? Are you really spiritual and not afraid of retribution?"
"I'm a living animal, not a stone. Is it okay to know how painful it is?"
"Strongly condemn the anchor's animal cruelty! The little girl is right, the warning signs remind you not to hit the bastard, why are there still such garbage people? Report it and let the platform ban him..."
…………
The live broadcast room was bustling, and the Taoist temple had fallen into afternoon tranquility.
After the little girl made her wish, she did not leave directly, but went to various halls to pay her respects again.
Wang Qiyi couldn't take a break from his nap, because he was surprised to find that as the little girl hurriedly left the Taoist temple, he actually got rid of the shackles of the tortoise's body, floated not far behind her, and followed her out of the gate and down the mountain!
"Ding dong dong~"
The wind blew the copper bell under the eaves and swayed gently. In the back mountain library where tourists stopped, a young Taoist raised his head and looked into the distance through the window. After a moment, he lowered his head and looked seriously at the books in his hands.
