Black clouds are pressing down on the city, threatening to destroy it.
Obviously this time, after learning about the Destiny Fighting Chicken, almost all the Star Card Masters of Xie Yun's lineage gathered together.
They also fought hard for this brood of chicks.
Seeing them fighting like this, Xiao Xuan remained calm. He raised his head and looked at Zhao Kun, smiling and saying: "The initiator of the gathering and scattering of stars is actually you, right?"
Zhao Kun's expression remained unchanged and he smiled and said, "I don't know what you are talking about?"
Xiao Xuan sneered: "You are pretending to be a fool."
"This is the place we discovered first, and it was our people who were the first to station here. Before we had time to enjoy it, you couldn't wait to pick peaches. Who is eating the peaches ugly? Don't you have any idea?"
Zhao Kun shook his head and said: "You can't say that, we just haven't had time to send out people."
He narrowed his eyes and said: "You must think clearly. If you confront us head-on at this time, not only will the Destiny War Chicken miss you, but you will also be kicked out and unable to enter the Time Star Tower. It will be a loss that outweighs the gain." .”
Xiao Xuan frowned slightly and said, "Are you threatening me?"
Zhao Kun smiled and said: "So what?"
Swords are drawn and a war is imminent.
"Husband, husband, hug."
"I want a hug from the princess~"
At this moment, the familiar singing voice sounded again.
At this moment, everyone suddenly looked up!
Almost instinctively!
If such a song were placed on earth, it might not cause such a sensation.
But here is the world of Star Cards, where people with yellow hair and young hair are addicted to Star Cards, unable to extricate themselves, and contentedly.
The level of music here is almost the same as that of Brother Bolan!
Therefore, Biluo's singing is so precious.
When Xiao Xuan was designing Qiao Biluo, he creatively painted her a lo-coat skirt, making her look like a little princess, with a bit of uniform temptation.
"Hehe, husbands, please don't quarrel. If you have this time, it would be great to spend some time with Biluo."
"Bi Luo sings to the husbands, listen up."
Her Highness Qiao Biluo laughed like a silver bell, and after pondering for a moment, she said: "The old man in the nest lives in the spicy buttocks, and the nest is the silver that grows in this buttocks..."
The whole place was silent.
silence.
???
Qiao Biluo was a little embarrassed and said, "I'm sorry, I'm so excited to see so many husbands. I'll change it to another song."
"I was drunk alone, and seven or eight of my husbands slept together..."
"The first thing you say when you wake up every day is to cheer yourself up. Eat one more grain of rice every day and say sorry. The magic mirror tells me where my husband is..."
"If you don't know where to go tomorrow, how about you stay with me and be my husband..."
"Give me a blue cloud and a rising sun, give me a piece of green grass stretching into the distance, give me an eagle and a mighty man, give me a horse pole to hold in his hand..."
As a result, the star card masters seemed to have forgotten about the nest of chicks at the bottom of the valley. They all looked up at Qiao Biluo and stopped to watch their goddess.
You can really feel the warmth and beauty through the mask.
They all felt that these lyrics and music were all written with care, and that His Highness really wanted to find a husband.
Her Highness Qiao Biluo's popularity is rising steadily.
In the Star Card world, not many people fall in love.
Is it because the game is no longer fun, or is it because the star cards are no longer fun? Do you have to think about falling in love?
There is a progress bar when playing a game, and when it comes to falling in love, you don’t know which step you can take!
Moreover, some character cards can actually meet some love needs, such as... chatting.
However, the character cards made by ordinary people have no soul. Even if they can talk, they are at the level of Siri in a fruit machine.
It is rare to find a person like Qiao Biluo who can not only speak and sing, but also make people come to life.
Therefore, Qiao Biluo's close companionship for nearly a month made them fall in love, addicted to it, and unable to extricate themselves.
There is a slight sour smell in the air, which is the smell of love.
At this moment, a young man couldn't hold himself back and was so excited that he couldn't stop. He came to Qiao Biluo and said: "Your Highness Bi Luo, I am your loyal fan!"
"Death under Bi Luo's skirt, even a ghost is charming."
His voice trembled, and he said: "I don't know how to express my love for you. I hope we are a pair of white birds on the top of the waves. The meteor has not yet died, and we are tired of its shining; the sky is low, and in the morning light The dim light of that blue star awakens a ray of immortal sadness in our hearts."
Qiao Biluo's beautiful eyes froze and she said: "Wow, wow, I'm so touched, but I'm not good-looking."
The little brother thought to himself that this must be a self-effacing statement. After all, an ugly person would not admit that he is ugly, just like an interesting soul would not admit that he weighs more than 200 pounds. He said: "It's okay, I'm not that superficial."
Qiao Biluo: "But, I'm older than you."
Brother: "It's okay, female junior, hold the gold brick."
Qiao Biluo's heart was beating loudly, and she said in a voice that only she could hear: "Well, what if I'm thirty..."
The younger brother didn't hear clearly and said, "What?"
At this moment, the wind blew, and with a hissing sound, His Highness's mask was blown away.
The younger brother cast his gaze away, but the next scene made the face filled with endless anticipation suddenly become dull.
It was not just him who was sluggish, but also the world.
hiss…
Waves of gasping sounds quietly sounded from the sky and the earth, one after another, clearly audible.
What the fuck...
Is it easy to overturn the promise of soft body and sweet voice?
What about the cute and cute girly voice you promised?
What the hell... all voice actors are monsters?
Is there a fifty-eight-year-old loli in this world? !
Click.
It was the sound of heartbreak.
I listened slowly to the heartbreaking sound, closing my eyes and imagining that it would never stop and I couldn't get close. It wasn't too sentimental, it was just that I was greedy for the beautiful scenery outside the window...
However, Qiao Biluo seemed unaware of this. She thought everyone was shocked by her beauty.
Seeing how quiet the surroundings were, she felt that if she didn't order some songs, she would be sorry for the atmosphere.
"Husband, husband, hug (づ??????)づ"
"A hug on the left..."
"A hug on the right..."
The song fell, the mountains and rivers surged, and the wind and clouds changed colors.
boom!
The next moment, everyone could no longer hold back, and discussions all over the mountains and plains suddenly broke out!
"I'll wipe it, it's so disgusting!"
"Don't talk to me, grandma, I am your grandson!"
"Grandma, your grandchildren are here to see you, don't treat us like this!"
"My darling, whose fucking star card is so disgusting, must he be sick!!"
It exploded, it exploded, everyone's mentality collapsed!
It's like a cute little loli who has been dating online and constantly spraying pesticides. When you take her to be the king in exchange for a chance to meet, you suddenly find that she is your dormitory aunt downstairs...
What followed one after another was the singing of the old lady.
The demonic sound entered the ears and wreaked havoc on the world. All Star Card Masters' scalps were numb and their souls were trembling!
You must know that the power of this skill lies not only in its ability to cause confusion to the target, but most importantly, in the psychological contrast it creates.
It feels like eating a fly.
All the star card masters covered their ears and couldn't help but curse in their hearts, damn you, there are so many songs, can't you sing something else? !
It’s okay to sing that Oudi Laoga song!
Who is your husband? !
Why hurt each other...
For a time, the world was in chaos.
Zhao Kun calmed down, raised his head, and stared at Qiao Biluo. He knew that this must be Xiao Xuan's trick.
"Pretend to be a ghost, that's all you can do."
He sneered, and the source of energy surged around his body, and he wanted to knock it away.
At this moment, Qiao Biluo cried: "I regard you as my husband, and you actually want to beat me?!"
Zhao Kun: "..."
Qiao Biluo's eyes paused, staring at Zhao Kun lovingly, and said: "Although you beat me and scold me, in Biluo's heart, you will always be my husband."
"Bi Luo loves you, mua~"
Under the gaze of many people, Qiao Biluo blew a kiss to Zhao Kun from afar.
Zhao Kun is going to vomit!
Who said kissing was romantic? !
He retched for a while, his food was not good to begin with, but now this blowing kiss made him...
Then, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he said in horror: "I, I, how did I get demoted?!"
Looking down at his mind, he saw that one of the star cores in his body had been destroyed!
This means that he is no longer a four-star card king, but a three-star card king!
"This, this, this..."
Zhao Kun panicked, what the hell kind of skill was this that could actually cause the Star Card Master to be demoted? !
He was originally a top figure in Xuanmen, but thanks to his realm, now that he has dropped one star, he is just an ordinary disciple among all living beings in Xuanmen!
At this moment, Qiao Biluojiao shouted: "Hey, right, first on the list, someone is bullying me QAQ"
There was a flash of light, and the legendary Rank 1, commander-in-chief of the Tank Alliance, and the world's number one long-distance runner, Rank 1, appeared!
Bang Yi glanced at Qiao Biluo, his eyes flickered, his mood was complicated, and he didn't know what to say.
Xiao Xuan smiled at him and said, "Are you the legendary number one? What should I call you?"
Bang Yi sighed, his eyes blurred, and said: "I used to invite my friends to dinner, and they all called me Brother Hao."
Xiao Xuan: "What about now?"
List 1 had a complicated mood and said: "Now they call me Beta who drives the tank."
"Okay, Teacher Beta." Xiao Xuan suppressed his laughter and said, "Teacher Beta, does this matter have any impact on you?"
Beta's eyes were dull and he said: "After that incident, my mentality collapsed, and then I went to sleep at home, but I couldn't sleep. If I couldn't sleep, I would count sheep. I kept counting..."
"Those sheep turned into old ladies and sang around me."
Xiao Xuan: "Then what are you singing?"
Beta: "Husband, husband, hug..."
Xiao Xuan: "Then do you still hate her now?"
Beta: "It's a lie to say I don't hate it, but I have let it go. Just like the Buddha said, everything has its own law, like bubbles in dreams, dew, or electricity."
Xiao Xuan: "Like the big rocket you sent?"
"What the hell..." Beta, who had always been calm as if he had seen through the world, suddenly became furious and wanted to throw something, but couldn't find anything that could be thrown.
In the void, Qiao Biluo looked at the furious Beta, and suddenly her heart ached. She bit her red lips and thought for a moment, then said: "Beta, I'm sorry for you."
Beta: "Haha, I laughed."
Qiao Biluo sighed: "Since that incident, I have been crying all day long."
Beta: "Haha, is it because the live broadcast room has been blocked?"
Qiao Biluo's eyes turned red and she said, "It's because of you~"
"He, tui!" Beta's scalp was numb and he said, "Tell me, how much more money do you want, I'll call you, don't be disgusted with me!"
"You don't understand me." Qiao Biluo raised her head and said, "Everyone in the world has misunderstood me, Qiao Biluo."
Xiao Xuan's scalp was numb. Why did this sentence sound so familiar? What was going on?
Qiao Biluo looked at Beta, smiled sadly, and said, "Don't you want to drive a tank? I'll drive it for you."
Beta's eyes widened and he said, "How to drive? Ride?"
Tsk.
Under the gaze of many eyes, there was only a flash of light, and Qiao Biluo's body suddenly changed!
Then, a super invincible luxury tank appeared!
"Quick, press f to enter the tank!"
Beta was stunned. What's going on? He really wants to drive a tank?
"Don't hesitate!"
Xiao Xuan took his hand and helped him turn on the f key.
boom!
The next moment, Beta turned into a beam of light and merged into the tank!
Beta Qiao Biluo merges and evolves, () beast!
At this time, Zhao Kun was still panicking because of the falling star, and the star card master behind him was even more confused.
The demonic sound entered their ears, their minds buzzed, and waves of dizziness came to them, and they almost fainted.
Xiao Xuan looked at the tank and saw the dark hole, like a black hole, unfathomable!
I'm afraid, only Beta knows how deep it is.
Xiao Xuan raised his head, looked at the messy Zhao Kun team, and said with a deep voice: "Fire!"
Beta: "I'm going to cum!"
boom!
The fort was activated, and a cannonball condensed from Origin Qi roared out from the muzzle, like a meteor, streaking across the sky and hitting the crowd.
boom!
There was an earth-shattering explosion.
Origin Qi filled the air, firelight sputtered, the golden bell trembled, and smoke filled the air.
The cannonball landed on a star card, and the defense on its body suddenly exploded like paper.
boom!
With one shot, a star card belonging to a star card master suddenly exploded!
Looking at this scene, all the Star Card Masters looked at each other like frightened birds, their scalps numb.
Destroy a star card with one shot?
"It's so powerful!" Zhao Kun was also startled, and then sneered: "However, such a powerful shell can't be fired a few times, right?"
"Keep firing!" Xiao Xuan said: "Beta, cum to your heart's content tonight!"
In the tank, Beta's eyes turned cold and he said, "Come on, I'll give you big rockets!"
I saw the deep muzzle, like beans poured out of a bamboo tube, and cannonballs were fired out one after another, exploding towards the crowd.
It’s a mess, it’s a complete mess!
Countless panicked screams resounded.
Rays of light soared into the sky, rolling up figures one after another and teleporting out.
Zhao Kun was even more depressed. He originally wanted to turn the tide, but after being hit by Qiao Biluo's star drop, what can he do now that he is only a three-star card king?
Therefore, in just a few minutes, all Xie Yun's star card masters were teleported out.
At this moment, both the teammates behind Xiao Xuan and Xiao Tai's lineage who were dormant in the dark were all watching this scene with their mouths open.
The soul singer turned into a tank at this time and drove all Xie Yun's family out? !