The two ears stand up and remain motionless, so cute.
Mr. Bei licked his lips and said, "I really give you a pillow when I feel sleepy."
"I come!"
At this moment, the great sage jumped up with a golden hoop in hand and shouted: "Monster, where can you escape!"
boom!
When the stick fell, the fat gray rabbit turned into a ball of meat.
Xiao Xuan: "..."
The Great Sage scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, I blame you for using too much force."
Mr. Bei sighed, thinking what kind of idiots these people were, and then said, "I'm going out for a while."
Five minutes later, Mr. Bei came back, with a fat rabbit in his left and right hands.
The two rabbits are not dead, they are alive.
Luo Shui sat on his knees with white legs and his hands on the ground. He looked at the two fat rabbits with a doting look on his face. His eyes were shining and he said, "Wow, they are so cute."
This is not an ordinary rabbit, this is a rabbit that cultivates immortality, with the strength of a five-star card master, and the taste of the meat is so delicious.
Xiao Xuan complained: "This rabbit weighs at least twenty pounds. Your first reaction when you see it is that it is cute instead of eating. It is really abnormal."
Everyone: "..."
Xiao Xuandao: "Okay, let's eat this tonight. Then the question is, which one of you knows how to barbecue?"
Luo Shui rubbed his belly and said, "I don't know how to barbecue, I'm only responsible for eating."
Xiao Xuan looked at him with a half-smile, and said, "Okay, just act cute and you'll get some food."
"A little bit." Luo Shui made a face and started to act cute.
The expression is as follows:
Ｏ(≧▽≦)O
*^o^*
(???????)
_(:3 ∠)_
"Okay, okay, I'll cover your meals this month." Xiao Xuan said, "The little face is so cute, can you give me a squeeze?"
Luo Shui's big eyes were filled with worry, and he said, "Then what if my face is pinched to make it bigger?"
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore." Xiao Xuan looked at the other three people and said, "Do you know how to barbecue?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Xiao Xuan sighed, it was really uncomfortable to lead four pits with one god.
Mr. Bei said, "I'll do it."
As a person who lives on a deserted island all year round, when it comes to barbecue, he is first-rate.
Apart from preserved eggs, there is nothing that Mr. Bei dare not bake or eat.
Mr. Bei walked up to the fat rabbit, inserted his knife, and expertly dissected the rabbit and took out its internal organs.
Immediately afterwards, Mr. Bei found wooden sticks and started to build a frame.
"Next, I'll teach you how to make a fire." Mr. Bei said.
"No need." Xiao Xuan waved his hand with a smile, and then summoned Xiao Yan.
Xiao Yan carried the Xuan Zhong Ruler on his back and said with a stern expression, "Why did you summon me?"
Xiao Xuan pointed to the barbecue grill and said: "Emperor Yan, light this fire. Just ordinary fire. Don't burn the rabbit."
Xiao Yan twitched the corner of his mouth and couldn't help but ask: "You summoned me, the dignified Emperor Yan, just to light a fire for barbecue?"
Xiao Xuan patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Yan, you have to remember that there is nothing trivial about the masses."
Xiao Yan rolled his eyes and lit a fire angrily.
Bell was stunned, then patted Xiao Yan on the shoulder and said: "Brother, I thought you were filming a TV series, but it turns out you are a magician."
Xiao Yan: "..."
You are the one who does the magic!
Your whole family is a juggler!
"Do you believe it or not? Labor and management will burn you to death."
Faced with the power of Emperor Yan, Mr. Bei showed no fear. He patted his neck gently, looked at him with interest, and said, "With your skinny skin and tender flesh, it must be delicious if you remove the head."
"If you do it again, your head will be gone."
Xiao Yan was furious and said: "You guy, let me show you some color!"
Strange fire rose around him, and flames of various colors surrounded him, as if surrounding their king.
Xiao Yan pointed at the Qinglian Earth Core Fire and said, "Look, this is cyan!"
"Look, the flame of life, it's green!"
"Look, Red Lotus Fire, it's red!"
Seeing how mentally retarded he was, Mr. Bei felt relieved.
He breathed a sigh of relief, then kept patting the rabbit's meat to shake out the oil in the rabbit's body, making the rabbit's body look golden.
Due to the lack of ingredients, only sophisticated techniques can be used to increase the meatiness.
The girls looked at Mr. Bei with stars in their eyes. The man looked so handsome while grilling meat.
"What does this mean?" Xiao Yan complained, "Actually, I can also barbecue."
"Oh." Xiao Xuan followed and said, "Then use the aphrodisiac as a seasoning, right?"
Xiao Yan's face turned red and he said: "That's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!"
Soon, the rabbit was roasted, golden all over, with drops of golden oil flowing from it, and the fragrance wafted between heaven and earth, lingering in everyone's eager mouths.
Xiao Yan's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but lick his lips and said: "As expected of a rabbit roasted on my fire, it is so fragrant. I want to share one of the rabbits..."
"Okay, Brother Yan, you have nothing to do here, you can leave." Xiao Xuan interrupted him.
Xiao Yan: "I want to eat..."
Before he could speak, Xiao Xuan waved his hand, and Xiao Yan's cousin turned into a star card and returned to the storage ring.
Xiao Yan: "!#￥#@%...?"
How has my generation, Emperor Yan, ever suffered such grievances? !
"Okay, everyone, come and eat."
Mr. Bei cut off the meat with a knife and distributed it to everyone.
So, everyone started to eat rabbits, and everyone ate a batch of them with mouth watering and fragrant.
"Wow wow wow it's so delicious."
"Brother Xiao Xuan, your star card is so powerful, it's almost omnipotent."
"I feel like I could eat a whole one!"
The little sisters who were a little reserved before now all let go. Have a great time.
It's crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a hint of dripping at the corner of your mouth. Not to mention eating it, just looking at it makes you greedy.
After eating, Luo Shui relaxed and said, "I'm so stuffed that I can't walk anymore and I want to breathe."
Xiao Xuan gave Mr. Bei a thumbs up.
Master Bei understood instantly and said, "I'll find a cave."
Mr. Bei searched the nearby stone walls and not only found a cave, but also successfully found several small puddles.
This cave is less than twenty square meters, so it is still possible to sleep in a crowded place.
Xiao Xuan waved his hand, and a burst of source energy shot out, shattering a huge boulder and just blocking the entrance of the cave.
Then everyone said good night to each other and started to sleep without any scruples.
midnight.
In his sleep, Xiao Xuan was awakened by a gentle collision.
"how…"
The corners of Xiao Xuan's mouth twitched slightly, and when he was about to speak, Luo Shui made a shushing gesture.
Xiao Xuan frowned slightly. What did this little loli want to do in the middle of the night?
Following the direction of her jade hand, Xiao Xuan cast his gaze and saw a big snake with a triangular head and a green body crawling up Luo Shui's jade feet...
! ! !
For a moment, Xiao Xuan's scalp felt numb.
He has a natural fear of snakes, this fear comes from his bones, even if he is not an ordinary person now.
Luo Shui tried to struggle, but found that he couldn't lift his calf at all.
That was no ordinary snake, it was extremely weighty, at least in the Kahuang realm.
As it pushed further, Luo Shui even felt that his calf was about to be crushed.
She didn't know what to do, and she didn't dare to use the star card, because she was afraid that if she alerted the poisonous snake, it would take a bite from her, and then her family could treat the whole village to a meal.
Just like the great sage, if you hit it with a stick, you don't know if the snake will die, but your legs will probably be crippled.
The corners of Xiao Xuan's eyes twitched. Although his first thought was to run quickly, in front of the little Loli, it would be a bit inhumane if he did so.
Gently rubbing the storage ring, a star card appeared in his hand, his mind moved slightly, and then, Bell, holding a knife, quietly appeared behind the python.
He deliberately concealed his breath, so he did not disturb the snake.
I saw Mr. Bei holding a knife in his hand, his body slightly bent, one hand touching the snake's tail, the knife thrown out, and he stabbed it lightly somewhere.
The snake's body gradually softened.
Bell took back the knife and said, "The anus is the most vulnerable part of the python."
Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment. He was suddenly curious about how Xu Xian conquered the White Snake back then.
Could it be that Kakashi's thousand-year killing was just to fight for Orochimaru?
At the same time, Mr. Bei used a knife to cut off the python's head and said with a smile, "Tomorrow's breakfast is in order."
Xiao Xuan patted Luo Shui beside him and said, "Did you see that? This is called professionalism."
