She held her cheek in her hand, shook her head with some disappointment, and said: "A bunch of mentally retarded people, they are so sabi, why do they have to kick it to their teammates? Can't they pass it to the opposite side?"
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly felt that what she said made sense.
"Are you done with the quarrel? The next wave has begun."
At this moment, Nezha's big eyes flashed with a hint of amusement, and he took out dozens of shuttlecocks from his arms like a magic trick, and said: "I still have some here, I'm ready."
Everyone's expressions suddenly changed.
Then Nezha flew up with a kick, and dozens of shuttlecocks shot out, blasting towards the five people on the opposite side.
Looking at the shuttlecocks that filled the sky like pear blossoms in a rainstorm, everyone took a breath of cold air, their faces suddenly changed, and they said in horror: "Run!"
Whoosh!
The shuttlecocks all over the sky were like falling meteors, hitting the five people on the opposite side crazily. Every time they hit, there would be screams.
That scene was like a doomsday scene.
In the spectator seats, all the star card masters looked at each other in disbelief. What is this?
Nezha starts with one versus five?
Why is this little kid so fierce? !
So, the queen's high heels were kicked off!
The little fox girl’s makeup was ruined!
The mechanic's third leg was broken again!
There was a lot of excitement and the scene was very chaotic for a time!
Nezha had a great time. Seeing everyone panicking like a bereaved dog, he burst into laughter and said, "Haha, you guys are so trembling that it's so funny!"
Master Taiyi touched his mount, a little sow, and said, "It seems like nothing will happen without us."
Li Jing deeply agreed with this and said: "If there is a problem, I will not let Nezha go."
"come here!"
In desperation, he saw vast source energy surging, and the shield in Dunshan's hand quickly enlarged, becoming as solid as gold and immovable as a mountain.
Bang bang bang!
The shuttlecocks, which were like miniature meteors, hit the shield of Dunshan, and then were ejected away, making it difficult to go any further.
"My high heels..."
The Shadow Queen looked at her high heels and lost her mind. Her long and slender legs were not worthy of red high heels. How could she be called a queen?
"How long has it been? I'm still thinking about your high heels."
The mechanic stretched out a mechanical arm towards her and grabbed her in.
The sword fairy was sneaking around and was about to sneak in.
However, he was soon discovered by Dunshan. He stared at the Sword Immortal and said, "Please get out!"
Dunshan changed the direction of the shield and blocked the Sword Immortal from outside. He didn't even know how good the support was if he didn't suffer any loss!
call out!
At this moment, a shuttlecock whizzed over and hit the sword fairy hard on the eye socket.
Click.
There was a slight cracking sound, and Jian Guang's eyes were distracted. He looked around blankly like a blind man and said, "Where is my invisible vision device?"
The so-called invisible vision device is actually a contact lens.
Sword Immortal is a person with fluttering white clothes and a green sword in his hand. He is good at showing off and naturally attracts many fans. But then his nutrition cannot keep up. If his nutrition cannot keep up, his eyes will be dull. If he is fancy, he will not be able to see. .
Therefore, he needs to wear an invisible vision device to have a clear vision, but now that this thing has fallen off, he can't see anything!
Nezha said: "Oh, it turns out he is a blind man."
"What kind of blind man?" The Sword Immortal was furious, and then his expression turned cold, showing a hint of dignity. He gently stroked the sword in his hand and said, "Do you know what the Sword Immortal is?"
"If you use your heart as a sword, you will become a swordsman."
"As the saying goes, there is no self in my heart and no sword in my hand. I use my heart as a sword, so why do I need these dirty eyes?"
"To put it bluntly, I use my heart as my eyes and I can see more clearly than you!"
When the voice fell, he raised his arm, pointed the sharp sword blade at Lin Jinglei, and said: "Draw your sword, you monster!"
audience:"…"
The corners of Lin Jinglei's mouth twitched, and he glanced at him with great disgust, saying: "Damn you, you are going in the wrong direction!"
"Oh." The sword fairy pretended to be calm, and the blade in his hand made a 360-degree rotation, pointing at the shield mountain and saying: "Draw the sword, you monster!"
Dunshan: "I'll pull you out."
The Sword Immortal's face trembled, thinking that after two trials and errors, since it was not north and south, it must be east and west, so he pointed to the east and said: "Draw your sword, you monster!"
Nezha and others were stunned and said nothing.
"Am I wrong again? I will definitely be right next time!" The Sword Immortal frowned slightly, pointing to the empty void to the west with great confidence: "Draw your sword, you monster!"
"This time, did I make a mistake?"
audience:"…"
"You damn fool," Lin Jinglei's face trembled, and with a flick of his finger, an invisible vision device burst out, turning into a stream of light and pouring into the eyes of the sword immortal.
The dark eyes of the Sword Immortal slowly opened, and a flash of clarity flashed across them. He glanced around with sharp eyes, only to see everyone staring at him like a fool.
"My eyes are finally back."
At this moment, Shen Gongbao stepped forward, smiled strangely at the Sword Immortal, and said: "Just... let you have a taste, I... I am... Huan..."
Nezha understood instantly and said: "Eunuch Shen, what are you doing? Since it is an illusion, don't tell him. If you tell him, won't he know that it is an illusion?!"
Shen Gongbao suddenly understood and said: "Yes...yes, I...I shouldn't tell you, this is...an illusion."
The sword immortal frowned slightly and realized that things were not simple.
Fantasy?
Is everything in front of me fake?
It wasn’t that he had regained his vision, but that he was in an illusion?
Since everything in the illusion is fake, you can't hit Nezha, you should hit your teammates!
"As smart as I am, I have already discovered all this."
"You guys are so stupid, you can even let this slip out of your mouth."
The Sword Immortal held a sword in his hand and looked at the group of people blocking Shield Mountain, saying, "How can you stop me in this mere illusion?"
"Face Hayate!"
"Hasaki!"
call out!
The Sword Immortal raised the sword in his hand, forming a stream of wind-attributed source energy. The source energy stars and billowing source energy storm actually knocked the shield mountain away.
So the three people behind them, without protection, looked confused and trembling.
Lin Jinglei was so angry that he said in a cold voice: "This is not an illusion, hit Nezha!"
At this moment, Nezha used the transformation technique to turn himself into Dunshan, and turned Dunshan into himself!
So, the sword fairy turned around, holding a three-foot sword in his hand, and killed towards the shield mountain that turned into Nezha.
Dunshan: "???"
Lin Jinglei's face changed slightly, thinking to himself what kind of advanced transformation technique was this?
So he looked at the Sword Immortal and ordered again: "Don't hit Nezha, hit Dunshan!"
Sword Immortal: "???"
He turned around and looked at Lin Jinglei, glared angrily, and said with great displeasure: "Do you want me to fight Nezha or Dunshan?"
"You're confusing me like this!"
The audience was laughing so hard that they couldn't stop. This sword fairy was so funny!
"Oh no, can you still use the transformation technique like this?"
"66666 Sword Immortal is confused, which one should I fight? O(∩_∩)O haha~"
