As we all know, Garlic Bastard has a nickname, called Bulbasaur~
"Quack."
Bulbasaur stared at Xiao Xuan with fan-shaped eyes, motionless and adorable.
"Pika pika!"
Pikachu suddenly became energetic, smiled widely, and rushed to Bulbasaur's side, hugging it tightly.
"Quack."
"Pika pika!"
"Quack."
"Pika pika!"
“…”
Seeing Pikachu's happy look, Xiao Xuan felt a warm feeling in his heart. Aren't these two his favorite elves?
Especially Garlic Bastard, it is the place where his childhood dream began.
Garlic King is the support and Bulbasaur is the mage. Then there are three positions left in this Elf deck.
There is actually a lot more I want to do.
Xiao Xuan wants to be a Magikarp. The first one has no other use except spitting out blisters, and then he suddenly evolves into a Gyarados...
Xiao Xuan also wants to make a fairy ball and give it the ability to control targets.
For example, if Xiao Xuan suddenly throws a Poke Ball on the field and briefly controls the opponent's star card for his own use, the opponent will probably explode with anger.
"Ding dong."
At this moment, the doorbell suddenly rang, and Xiao Xuan was slightly startled. Ruoxi had the room card, which meant it was not her.
But if not her, then who?
Looking through the peephole, the person coming turned out to be Jiang Ling'er!
.
Why is this 13 here?
He was a little nervous.
What if she comes in and screams molestation?
Or what if she has thoughts about herself?
God, that's scary.
With this thought in mind, my body honestly opened the door and said, "Why are you here?"
Jiang Ling'er's bright eyes flickered, she smiled brightly, and said, "Why, Chief Xiao doesn't seem to welcome me?"
"Welcome, welcome." Xiao Xuan welcomed Jiang Ling'er into the house, and at the same time, his mind moved.
So, Pikachu secretly ran to pick up a stuck machine and hid in a corner to record the video secretly.
If the other party really wants to throw dirty water on her, he can also produce evidence to clear her name.
Jiang Ling'er walked into the house with her slender legs, took the initiative to close the door, glanced around the inside of the villa with her smart eyes, and then exclaimed: "You are so big."
"It's okay." Xiao Xuan said perfunctorily.
"Oh?" Jiang Ling'er looked at Xiao Xuan with a smile in her peach blossom eyes and said, "It was my fault last time. I said a few inappropriate words. I feel deeply guilty. I came to apologize today."
She took a step forward, raised her head and looked at Xiao Xuan, her eyes moved, and she said softly: "I hope you can forgive me, Chief Xiao."
"Okay." Xiao Xuan said.
"By the way, Chief Xiao told the story of Lianghua during the last interview. I still haven't finished it. I want to listen to it again today."
"…oh."
"Chief Xiao seems a little nervous?" Jiang Ling'er gently tapped Xiao Xuan's chest and said in a faint tone, "Is it because of me?"
Xiao Xuan thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because I have less contact with girls."
"Oh?" Jiang Ling'er looked at him with interest and said, "I heard that you are Yan Shuai's imperial chef and live together."
"I'm just a nanny. I'm responsible for cooking every day. After I finish cooking, I'll get out."
"Don't see yourself so clearly. Now you are also the chief of the palace~" Jiang Ling'er said with a smile, then held her forehead and said, "I'm so thirsty, is there any milk?"
"If you don't have milk, water will do. I want to drink your water."
"I'll get it for you." Xiao Xuan walked towards the refrigerator.
"Hehe, I'll just come." Jiang Ling'er trotted over, then opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of mineral water and a bottle of milk.
Then she handed the mineral water to Xiao Xuan with both hands, looking at him eagerly.
Xiao Xuan was slightly startled and said, "What?"
Jiang Ling'er looked at her with affection and said, "Don't you want to drink my water?"
"No, thank you." Xiao Xuan said, taking the mineral water and putting it aside.
Jiang Ling'er held the milk in her little hand and tried to unscrew the bottle cap. After a long time of effort, she still couldn't do it, so she handed the milk bottle to Xiao Xuan and said in a faint tone: "Twist it for me~"
Xiao Xuan unscrewed it at once, but thought in his heart, although some people cannot unscrew the bottle cap, they can unscrew your Tianling cap.
"Brother Xiao Xuan is so awesome." Jiang Ling'er took the bottle, took a sip, and looked at Xiao Xuan with reverence.
Xiao Xuan smiled and said: "It's amazing to twist it with your toes."
"..." Jiang Ling'er almost spit out the milk in her mouth.
Today, she was wearing a tight black underwear, revealing her bare arms and long legs. She was sitting on the sofa, her white feet dangling gently.
Her face was extremely delicate and elegant, but her lips were a little thin and she looked a bit mean.
Compared with Ruoxi, it undoubtedly lacks some flavor.
Xiao Xuan showed no signs of wavering. He was even thinking about what the next star card should do and what lineup he should use to defeat her in the semi-finals.
"I have a question, I don't know whether to ask it or not."
"Um?"
Jiang Ling'er smiled sweetly and said, "Is Miss Ruoxi your girlfriend?"
"Not at the moment, just roommate." Xiao Xuan said.
"So that's it..." Jiang Ling'er blinked and said with a smile: "I think brother Xiao Xuan should revise his relationship with Ruoxi. Otherwise, others will think that brother Xiao Xuan has a girlfriend and will not dare to get close to him. .”
Xiao Xuan: "."
"Gulu."
Jiang Ling'er held the milk bottle, took a deep sip, and licked the milk stains around her mouth clean with her fragrant and tender tongue, and then said: "Actually, girls are always duplicitous."
Her eyelashes drooped slightly, as if she had cut off a wave of autumn water, and said: "Just like in the palace examination, I was obviously amazed by the talent of Chief Xiao, but when I saw Chief Xiao, I got flustered, said a few duplicitous words, and... Hope, I hope it didn’t leave a bad impression in Chief Xiao’s mind.”
"It's okay." Xiao Xuan waved his hand and said with a smile, "I've seen many people like you."
Poof!
Jiang Ling'er, who was drinking milk, heard this and the milk in her mouth spurted out uncontrollably, causing her to cough.
"My heart is beating so fast." A blush flashed across Jiang Ling'er's face, her jade fingers pointed to her chest, and she whispered softly: "Do you want to come over and listen~"
"I'm going to get the stethoscope." Xiao Xuan stood up suddenly.
Jiang Ling'er's pretty face turned increasingly red and she said, "It's okay if you don't need a stethoscope~"
When Xiao Xuan heard this, he was also startled, hesitated slightly, and then sat down next to Jiang Ling'er.
Jiang Ling'er took the initiative to stretch out her hand.
Xiao Xuan held her wrist, took her pulse, and said: "The pulse is too heavy, the yin is weak, and there may be some kidney problems."
"...Brother Xiao Xuan is really humorous." Jiang Ling'er sighed slightly and said, "It would be great if I could hear Brother Xiao Xuan telling jokes every day."
"My father said that when you marry in the future, you should find someone like Brother Xiao Xuan, who is talented, courageous, good-looking and responsible."
Xiao Xuan frowned slightly and said, "Who is your father?"
"Is this the point?" Jiang Ling'er couldn't help but complain in her heart, and then said: "Where is the master of the Burning Flame Hall?"
Xiao Xuan smiled and said: "Your father should hope that you find someone who is well-matched, right?"
"My father's ideas are not that backward." Jiang Ling'er shook her head slightly and said, "He said that he doesn't need anything from the other party, as long as I like him."
"Moreover, if I like him, my father will directly give him the position of deputy palace master and rule the entire county."
"You know, our deputy palace master of Fenyan Palace has greater power and status than Tianyuan Palace."
Xiao Xuan chuckled, maybe even Pikachu could tell that she was extending an olive branch to him.
Looks so good.
He has to fight to the death in the Seventh Hall Martial Arts Competition. Only by winning the championship can he hope to become the deputy hall master of Tianyuan Hall.
But she is good. As long as she agrees to her promise, not only can she win the beauty back immediately, but she can also be promoted to the deputy master of the Burning Flame Palace.
It seems that as long as I nod, my life will be different?
When he thought of this, Xiao Xuan's heart trembled violently. The master of Fenyan Palace really pinched his acupoints to death.
I am afraid that the Lord of Fenyan Palace has already guessed that he is working so hard for Tianyuan Palace, maybe for Yan Wangqing, maybe for the position of deputy palace master.
Therefore, he asked his daughter to come to the door and gave him the title of daughter and deputy palace master without hesitation.
Did you sacrifice your life because you were infatuated with Yan Wangqing?
But you are obsessed with her but it is impossible to pursue her, and now you can get my daughter as long as you nod.
Are you working hard because of your position as the deputy master of Tianyuan Palace?
But only if you become the martial arts champion of the Seven Halls, can you have a glimmer of hope to reach this position, and I will give you one directly now.
Power, beauty, I'll pinch both of your cunts for you, do you have any reason not to agree?
Don't talk about others, Xiao Xuan himself is a little excited. If there is a happy ball for rich women, who would want to work hard?
Who wants to stand if they can lie down?
However, although Xiao Xuan is not very smart, at least he is not impulsive.
It seemed like they were trying to win over each other, but Xiao Xuan was thinking a little too deeply. The other party might also be recording secretly at this time, waiting for her to say what she wanted, and then backhand it to Yan Wangqing to drive a wedge between their master and apprentice.
Not all fishing is like this.
At this moment, Jiang Ling'er leaned forward and said with a sweet smile, "Can we be friends?"
"Of course." Xiao Xuan said lightly.
"Really? That's great. I've been waiting for this day for a long time." Jiang Ling'er looked a little excited.
Xiao Xuan nodded and said, "Well, let's talk about the two flowers next."
Jiang Ling'er: "..."
****
Three hours later.
Jiang Ling'er said goodbye, walked to the door, and then said in surprise: "Oh, it's raining. I forgot to bring an umbrella..."
Xiao Xuan: "Can I lend you my umbrella?"
Jiang Ling'er raised her pretty face and said pitifully: "But you don't have an umbrella, what should you do if you catch a cold in the rain?"
Xiao Xuan thought for a while and said, "Yes, I caught a cold last time."
Jiang Ling'er: "..."
…
"I'm home. It's so cold. I feel like I have a cold."
"Well, drink more hot water, go to bed early, and take care of yourself."
"But I don't know how to take care of myself. I really want someone to hug me QAQ..."
"...Don't you have a cold? If you hug others now, won't you spread the cold to others?"
“…!wo fuck@#￥!”
