What bad luck, what bad luck happened to him...?
Han Wanqian's incarnation is really going crazy. He is obviously still restrained by the master's power, and he has not been able to get out of his bad luck!
Otherwise, why was he so unlucky that he happened to meet the black dog who was drunk last night and spit on his head before he woke up?
"Disgusting, so...so disgusting!"
He cursed in his heart, and his whole head was covered with the filth spitted out by the black dog, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
"He is a dog after all!"
On the other side, the unscrupulous Taoist gave the black dog a big thumbs up in his heart. The black dog is so disgusting. Moreover, there are no flaws and will not arouse the suspicion of Han Wanqian's incarnation. It is really awesome!
Han Wanqian turned into Qi and returned to Qi, and anger returned to anger. However, he couldn't show it at all on the surface, and he couldn't make plans yet.
He had to wait until everyone came over.
"Don't worry, I'm sure to eat the stewed dog meat!"
He said coldly in his heart that in the future, no, there is no need to wait until the future, as soon as the plan starts, he will kill the black dog and stew it!
The two forces are all in place and are hidden in the dark. When the plan begins to lure Chunjun Sword away, and one of the forces snatches the elixir, they can take the opportunity to take away the black dog and kill him!
"You black dog, you are so unreliable! Brother Huang Long rarely comes here, and you spit on Brother Huang Long's head!"
The unscrupulous Taoist shouted at the black dog, accusing him of doing something unethical.
The black dog punished the 'Huanglong Chess Emperor', and he was not willing to show weakness and wanted to punish him.
After blaming the black dog, he quickly took out a piece of cloth, handed it to 'Huanglong Chess Emperor', and said: "Brother Huanglong, wipe it quickly."
Han Wanqian's incarnation took the cloth, wiped his face, and said with a smile: "It's okay. Brother Black Dog didn't mean it. After all, he drank too much and couldn't control himself."
However, as he spoke, his expression changed, he brought the cloth in his hand to his nose, and started sniffing wildly.
He actually smelled a familiar smell on this piece of cloth!
"Damn! It really... smells like urine!"
His whole face turned green, he threw the cloth to the ground and vomited wildly.
Why can't this be separated from feces and urine? !
He was disgusting. When he was with Li Jiudao, he was often attacked by feces and urine. Now that he had left Li Jiudao's place, he didn't expect that he would be attacked by feces and urine again!
Although he didn't know what kind of cloth it was, he was very sure that it was stained with urine. It was his... diaper!
"What's wrong, Brother Huang Long?"
The unscrupulous Taoist asked pretending to be puzzled.
In fact, he was already laughing out loud in his heart.
Han Wanqian's Avatar was right. This was a diaper, a genuine diaper. He peed on it himself. He had prepared it in advance, specially prepared for Han Wanqian's Avatar!
"There's... something wrong with this cloth! There's... urine on it!"
Han Wanqian's incarnation kept vomiting, and he said while vomiting.
In addition, he seriously doubted whether his identity was leaked? Otherwise, why would the unscrupulous Taoist use diapers to deal with him!
There is really no reason!
"Pee?!"
Needless to say, the acting skills of the unscrupulous Taoist are absolutely superb. He first pretended to be stunned and showed that he was unaware. Then, he pretended to be furious and yelled at the black dog: "Damn dog, are you? Are you tricking me again? This is the cloth I usually use to wipe my face, and to trick me, you peed on the cloth for me?!"
Black Dog is a very thief, and he instantly understood the meaning of the unscrupulous Taoist.
"Don't come here, why didn't I pee on your face cloth? Did you get the wrong cloth? Did you use it as a urinal cloth?"
it shouted.
However, its eyes kept looking at the cloth thrown to the ground by Han Wanqian's incarnation, and pretended to mutter: "I said why this piece of cloth looks so familiar, it was the same piece of cloth that was peed on last time."
"What... you damn dog, you still don't admit it? You've even spilled the beans!"
The unscrupulous Taoist became furious and struggled with the black dog.
"Wow, why am I just peeing on your face towel? Who told you damn guy to keep messing with me!"
The black dog bared its teeth and shouted, "Let's see if I can't bite you to death!"
Then, it bit the unscrupulous Taoist.
"Everyone is a seasoned actor!"
The little courtyard is convinced. Both the black dog and the unscrupulous Taoist are so good at acting. Each one is more realistic than the other. If it hadn't known the truth in advance, it would have thought that these were the real truth!
"I…!!!"
Han Wanqian's incarnation really wanted to cry, he must be so unlucky!
The black dog wanted to trick the unscrupulous Taoist, but instead of tricking the unscrupulous Taoist, he was tricked instead!
"I will never be a foster father next time!"
He cried in his heart and said.
Ever since he answered his Master's call of 'adopted father', to be honest, he has been unlucky!
First, he was slapped by Yue Wuming, and then when he came to Li Jiudao, he ate and drank all the shit and urine. When he chose the elixirs, he was also unlucky. The elixirs that others selected one by one were all fine, but he was the only one who had it three times in a row. They are all bad elixirs, and I can’t express my suffering, so I can only break my teeth and swallow them in my stomach!
Then, he went out to fight with the green ferocious beast, and everyone else was beaten. Not only was he beaten, but the green ferocious beast also sat on his face!
In fact, the green ferocious beast that was not a toy rubbed his face all over without wiping his butt when he pooped!
And that wasn't the end, the green ferocious beast peed directly on his face, all over his face, and even flowed into his mouth!
Who would have thought that after coming here, he would be spit on by a black dog and then be baptized in diapers by an unscrupulous Taoist!
He really couldn't bear it anymore. Who could be as unlucky as him? The whole world is probably gone!
The Master is really ruthless, and his ability to defeat people is so terrifying that even he can't bear it, and he is defeated one after another!
"The flawless plan I made this time will be ruined and fail, right?!"
He couldn't help but think to himself, he was really afraid, afraid that his flawless plan would be defeated by the master's power again, leading to failure.
"Don't do it. Next time, after everything is over, can I kneel down and call you your foster father?"
He cried and prayed in his heart.
As for the performance of the black dog and the unscrupulous Taoist, he had no doubt at all, because in Emperor Huanglong's memory, the black dog and the unscrupulous Taoist were very difficult to deal with, and they often fought and cheated each other on weekdays.
He was really unlucky this time and got implicated!
"Okay, you two, stop fighting. Look what you have done to Huang Long. First, he was spat on by you, the black dog, and then his face was wiped with your diaper by the unscrupulous Taoist! Why don't you guys? Apologize to Huang Long quickly!"
At this time, Xiaoyuan spoke and asked the black dog and the unscrupulous Taoist to stop fighting each other.
Black Dog stopped fighting with the unscrupulous Taoist and solemnly apologized to the 'Huanglong Chess Emperor' one by one.
Han Wanqian's incarnation really wanted to kill all the black dogs and unscrupulous Taoists with one knife, but he still pretended to be generous and said: "It's okay, it's okay. These are just trivial matters and don't get in the way."
"Huang Long, go over there and wash yourself first. It's really... smelly."
The small courtyard told Han Wanqian's incarnation to go wash his body in the small courtyard on the other side.
"good!"
Not to mention that the small courtyard disliked Youwei, Han Wanqian's incarnation also disliked his own taste, so he hurried to the other side of the small courtyard.
As soon as he arrived at the small courtyard, Han Wanqian saw the well in the courtyard. His eyes were shining, and he knew that the water in this well was not ordinary water, it was extraordinary.
Of course, these memories all come from Huanglong Chess Emperor.
"Start washing!"
He quickly took off his clothes, and with a thought, the water in the well gushes out quickly, like rain. He is ready to use this extraordinary water to wash his body.
However, the next moment, his expression changed.
"I, you...!"
He cursed loudly, what the hell, the extraordinary well water in the well was completely different from what he imagined, but it still tasted the same!
This...his extraordinary well water is...pee!
He almost went crazy and went completely crazy. What the hell, is he really inseparable from feces and urine? !
Depend on!
The good and extraordinary well water actually turned into urine!
He quickly stopped his strength and stopped the well water from gushing out. It was so disgusting. Not to mention washing his body clean, he became dirtier and more disgusting!
"Moo, what are you doing?"
At this time, the calf came over and said to Han Wanqian's incarnation: "This well has been out of service for a long time, and the water in it has dried up long ago. We all urinate in it during the day. What are you doing? You don't have to ask." Bathing in our urine without asking anything?!”
"Well, Huang Long, I forgot to tell you that the well in this small courtyard is out of service. I asked you to take a bath here so that you can condense the water and wash yourself!"
The voice in the small courtyard rang.
"I!!!"
Han Wanqian was incarnate and burst into tears, already on the verge of collapse.
Misfortune is like the wind, always accompanying him!
Is he so unlucky that he can't even drink cold water? !
"Yeah...let's end this quickly!"
He cursed in his heart, condensed his own water, washed himself, changed into clean clothes, and walked out of the small courtyard here.
"The reason why I came here this time is because Sir has refined a furnace of extraordinary elixirs. After taking the refined elixir, anyone can reach the peak of cultivation and possess invincible power!"
He said to the small courtyard: "Let everyone come over and take one each!"
"Okay, I'll notify them right away."
Xiaoyuan responded that it had known about this for a long time. Yiyinqin explained everything to it, and Yiyinqin had been paying attention to Han Wanqian's incarnation, and was also afraid that Han Wanqian would turn into a curling pill and escape!
Then, it notified Mengji and others, asking Mengji and others to come here to get the pill.
"Is the real showdown finally coming?"
It thought in its heart.
The master has refined such an extraordinary tonic elixir. Obviously, the real decisive battle has arrived. Otherwise, the master would not be so eager to improve their side's strength.
"Very good! Looking forward to the final battle!"
It sneered in its heart, not afraid of such a decisive battle.
Moreover, it is full of expectations, looking forward to fighting side by side with Mr.
"They'll be here soon."
After finishing what he was thinking, Xiaoyuan said to Han Wanqian's incarnation.
"good!"
Han Wanqian responded with a smile, all this is finally coming to an end!
He prayed that bad luck would stay away from him. His perfect plan must not fail miserably because of his bad luck!
After a short time, Mengji and others came to the small courtyard one after another.
"Huang Long, long time no see!"
Dongfang Wen came over with a smile, greeted the Huanglong Chess Emperor, and said, "Why don't you see the Master who is inseparable from you?"
Master? !
Han Wanqian's incarnation felt uncomfortable all over when he heard this name, and his heart went crazy.
However, he still pretended to be calm and said: "He is still over there in the New Territories. I am not yet confident about him. He is still in the observation stage and has not allowed him to fully integrate into us. Wait until he passes my After observing, I will take him to see Mr.
After finishing speaking, he hurriedly took out the elixir and said with a smile: "Here, this is the super tonic elixir refined by Mr. I specially asked me to bring it here, one for each of you!"
With so many people proving that the elixir had been robbed, he would not doubt it. The first half of the plan went smoothly, but he didn't know what would happen later.
He was very cautious, fearing that after Mengji and others took the elixir, they would swallow it and refine it directly. As soon as he took out the elixir, he let the two forces take action!
At the same time, he was also ready!
Once one of the forces comes to kill him, he will pretend to resist desperately, and then be caught by this force and lead Chunjun Sword away!
Boom!
There was a terrible explosion, and one of the two forces came to kill!
"Don't be afraid, everyone! Sir has anticipated this situation a long time ago and gave me the Pure Jun Sword!"
Han Wanqian's incarnation shouted loudly, sacrificed the Chunjun sword, and said: "If you dare to come and grab the pill, you are destined to never come back!"
He was a special breeze, but in the eyes of Mengji and others, he was no different than a fool.
Mengji and others had long known that this was a conspiracy directed and acted by Han Wanqian's incarnation.
The pure Jun sword glowed, and they fought fiercely with that force on the spot!
That force divided into several forces and grabbed Mengji and others.
"Bold! As long as I'm here, you can't be so presumptuous!"
Han Wanqian transformed into a man and shouted.
Then, he handed all the elixirs to Mengji and others, and said: "I have refined the elixirs, which are stronger. I will resist them. You should not interfere!"
After saying that, he killed him.
However, as soon as he passed by, several scattered forces suddenly united and formed a net, catching him and imprisoning him!
"Damn it! Everyone, leave quickly, this power is too terrifying!"
Han Wanqian's avatar shouted desperately, and the performance was quite good. People who didn't know it would really think it was true when they saw such a scene!
At the same time, this force pretended to be defeated by Chunjun Sword and escaped with Han Wanqian's incarnation.
"Everyone, please leave me alone. I would not regret dying alone. Please don't come to save me!"
Han Wanqian incarnates and shouts excitedly, acting like he is sacrificing his life for justice, asking others to save him.
However, something he never expected happened!
"Huang Long, have a good journey, we will always remember you, and you will always live in our hearts!"
"Huang Long, Brother Long, you are our role model. We are truly touched. Don't worry, we will listen to your words and live well!"
Mengji and others said.
What? !
He said there was no need to save him, so why not? !
Han Wanqian's incarnation was completely stupid!
