"Wu Lu!"
"It's you!"
The moment King Kong saw the person coming, his eyes widened angrily. He was holding two big hammers and wanted to rush forward. However, at this moment, Donkey San'er suddenly stretched out his leg.
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
…
King Kong stumbled and almost fell to the ground, then turned around and glared angrily. Just as he was about to speak, Donkey San'er was the first to speak: "Are you stupid?"
"With so many people, can you beat them? Charge them to death?"
"How do you know I can't beat you?"
King Kong was immediately dissatisfied and said: "I promise to fight to the death to replace three of them!"
"You haven't even touched a woman, and you just want to die?"
"At the very least, you have to pass on the family line before you die, right? Otherwise, you would be too unfilial!"
Donkey San'er spoke up.
"you……"
King Kong did not refute this, because he accepted the same idea: there are three types of unfilial piety, and the greatest is not having children!
His parents' last wish before they died was to continue their family!
"But……"
"I……"
For a moment, King Kong stuttered twice, thinking, and fell into some kind of entanglement.
The enemies surrounding them obviously didn't expect that Donkey San'er and King Kong would start a fight. Their expressions were strange, and they didn't know whether they should go forward or wait.
Wu Lu's face turned black.
Do these two guys treat him as if he doesn't exist?
He was just about to say something sarcastic. After all, after planning for so long, the fish finally took the bait. What was the result?
The other party didn't give him a chance to speak at all!
After Donkey San'er and King Kong finished fighting each other, he was afraid that the two guys would start fighting each other again, so he quickly looked at Zhang Zhu and said, "Master, it's not too late to join my Shadow Guard now."
"For the sake of our relationship as master and apprentice, I can give you another chance."
"How about it? Do you want to think about it?"
"From now on, you are no longer my disciple."
Zhang Zhu said: "You don't have to call me master, I sound a little disgusting."
"hehe……"
Hearing this, Wu Lu narrowed his eyes slightly, then laughed and said, "Master Zhang is still Master Zhang, and his temper has indeed not changed."
"So, are you giving up this opportunity?"
"I'm curious."
Zhang Zhu asked back: "Are all the Shadow Guards people as disgusting as you?"
"you……"
Wu Lu's face suddenly darkened. He didn't have much magnanimity to begin with. He had been trying to pretend to be a man of magnanimity, but Zhang Zhu kept denying him face. He pretended that he couldn't bear it anymore and said coldly: " Zhang Zhu, are you seeking death for the sake of one of your apprentices?"
"Is it worth it?"
At this moment, his words no longer contained any respect, only anger!
"Whether it's worth it or not doesn't matter. What's important is that I hate people like you and want to clean up the family."
Zhang Zhu replied calmly.
"you!!!"
Hearing this, Wu Lu clenched his fists instantly, and then his face became ferocious. He was about to give the order to attack, but then he suddenly thought of something, and then he laughed and said: "Zhang Zhu, you are deliberately irritating me and letting me show my flaws. Right?"
"You think too much."
Zhang Zhu said calmly: "Wu Lu, you are quite capable and talented, but you have a fatal flaw."
"That is……"
"I like to be clever!"
"Now you're being smart again."
"Smarty-ass?"
"Yeah?"
"It's this smart-aleck person in your eyes who has surrounded you!"
Wu Lu said coldly: "The lives of the three of you are all under my control at this time. Who are you qualified to judge me?"
"Also...if I kill the three of you, I can become the leader of the shadow guards of the seventh heaven!"
"Seventh Master may even help me become a third-grade Shadow Guard!"
"I'm curious."
Zhang Zhu did not answer, but asked curiously: "How do your men avoid the gray nematodes?"
"Want to know?"
Wu Lu raised the corner of his mouth, revealed a wicked smile, and said: "I won't tell you. Haha..."
"Are you angry?"
"I'm angry at your sister!"
Donkey San'er raised her buttocks and let out the fart that she had been holding in for more than ten days: "Pfft!"
Its movements are smooth and fluid, and the whole process is extremely fast.
No one could react at all, and the stinky fart was released.
"!!!"
Seeing this, Zhang Zhu and King Kong's expressions changed drastically, and they turned around and tried to run away.
The surrounding shadow guards also frowned, vaguely aware that something was wrong, and defended with all their strength. At the same time, they did not expect that Lu San'er would adopt such a rogue style of play.
"Um?"
Immediately, Zhang Zhu and King Kong discovered a problem: Donkey San'er's fart attack was not as indiscriminate as before.
Instead, he shot towards the shadow guards around him!
"this……"
At this moment, Chen Fan and Yan Ruyu, who were watching Zhang Zhu and Lu Saner's perspective, were stunned.
Donkey San'er seems different from others? Fighting with farts?
And can you still make fun of your fart?
"This... seems to be a combat skill?"
Yan Ruyu asked uncertainly.
The next moment, before Chen Fan could answer, they saw that the gas released from Donkey San'er's small buttocks shot towards the vital parts of the surrounding shadow guards like air blades.
"Buzz!"
At this moment, the shadow guard standing next to Wu Lu suddenly stretched out his palm, and the terrifying holy power came overwhelmingly, trying to block all the air blades!
"First-grade Earth Honor!"
As soon as this person made a move, everyone judged his strength!
really!
Wu Lu came prepared!
"Um?"
This first-level earthly master thought that his attack would definitely shock Zhang Zhu and the others. After all, his strength had reached the level of a first-level earthly master. What was the result?
Donkey San'er's buttocks were facing him, and he couldn't see the expression on his face.
Zhang Zhu and Jingang looked strange, but they didn't show any panic. What's going on?
Things didn't seem to be going in the direction he expected?
"boom!"
"boom!"
…
The next moment, the air blade released by Donkey San'er suddenly exploded when it came into contact with the holy power he activated, and then...
A strange scene appeared!
These gases seemed to have terrifying viscosity, clinging to his holy power. Not only that, they were also able to spread along his holy power and come towards his body!
"this……"
"what's the situation?"
Although he didn't know what happened, this first-level earthly master knew that he must not let these weird "farts" touch him!
He went all out and used all means.
But he found that he still couldn't stop these gases from spreading towards his body!
"Whoosh!"
Helpless, he directly cut off the connection between these holy powers and the main body. At the same time, he grabbed Wu Lu and another shadow guard beside him and quickly retreated to avoid this weird "fart"!
"puff!"
"puff!"
…
The next moment, Donkey San'er's body flashed and when he reappeared on the same spot, all the shadow guards around him who had not had time to escape were killed.
Not a single one is left.
"this……"
Seeing this scene, Wu Lu finally came back to his senses, and then his expression changed extremely.
The fighting hasn't started yet, but most of the casualties on his side are casualties?
how so? ! !
"This fart doesn't stink, and it won't kill you."
Donkey San'er's voice came immediately, and then he looked at Zhang Zhu and Jingang who were covering their mouths and noses, and said, "I didn't hold it in for long this time, so don't worry."
"I just lied to them."
"I didn't expect them to be fooled."
"A bunch of idiots."
"Zhang Zhu, you said that bitch Wu Lu is quite smart, why didn't I notice it?"
"you……"
Suddenly, Wu Lu's face looked like he was mourning for his concubine...
