When Donkey San'er was still a little donkey, he was just a domestic donkey. Because the old donkey of that family was exhausted, so even though he was a little donkey, he had to be forced by his mistress to go grinding. .
Working day and night, until one day, it was dying and almost exhausted.
The mistress of that family decided to kill it and eat its meat!
Zhang Zhu's master passed by and spent some gold coins to rescue it. Then Lu San'er followed Zhang Zhu's master. After Zhang Zhu's master died, he followed Zhang Zhu.
It originally thought that it would be a matter of time before the pair of master and disciple were killed by its lifespan, right?
result……
Now it takes another 100,000 years!
Where can I go to reason with you?
"Master Donkey, I'm very angry now."
Donkey San'er looked at the third-grade shadow guard in front of him, and then said: "I want to kill someone!"
"Let me see if you, a third-grade Shadow Guard, are worthy of your name! Can you really kill the Half-Step Earth Master!"
"you……"
"How is this possible? You are actually half a step above Earth Master in strength!"
Even now, this third-grade shadow guard still can't believe it. Although he is not panicking, this incident has disrupted his plan!
"Nothing is impossible."
Donkey San'er said: "Old Donkey, I was saved my life. In order to repay my kindness, I can only do this."
"More importantly..."
"When I was rescued, I wasn't that strong. After so many years, I didn't even expect that I would break through to the half-step to Earth!"
"Zhang Zhu's master must have saved me because he saw that I was gifted and not an ordinary donkey!"
"What a scheming person!"
Hearing this, the third-grade shadow guard suddenly realized.
I didn’t expect there to be such a connection!
Because it is impossible to know this origin!
"Whoosh!"
The next moment, he narrowed his eyes, glanced at Zhang Zhu and Lu San'er, then turned around and left.
"Want to run?"
"Fight and then run!"
Donkey San'er dodges, chases after him, and quickly overtakes him: "With two legs, how can you outrun the one with four legs?"
"Donkey San'er, you are no match for me, don't ask for trouble!"
The shadow guard's face darkened.
Although he can kill the Half-Step Earth Lord, it does not mean that he can kill all the Half-step Earth Lords!
After all, he is not a strong person in the Earth Master Realm!
Just a half-step deity!
More importantly, once a fight breaks out, it is likely that the problem will not be solved in a short time. When Zhang Zhu returns to Wanjie Bank, he will get some weird means and just want to leave...
I can't even leave!
"Who said that Mr. Donkey is not your rival? Don't be too arrogant!"
Donkey San'er said and dodged directly, and then the shadow guard saw a donkey's butt facing him, and his pupils shrank immediately!
The opponent's speed is too fast!
"Buzz!"
Then, rich holy power surged in his hands in an instant, and he even condensed a thick shield of holy power on his hands, ready to block the opponent's hooves!
after all……
For a donkey, the most powerful attack method is the back kick!
He doesn't dare to underestimate it!
But at this moment...
"Boom!"
A muffled thunder sounded.
"wrong!"
"It's not Menlei! It's... it's... fart!"
"you……"
"Ahem..."
What this third-grade shadow guard never expected was that Donkey San'er, who was even half a step ahead in respecting his strength, would fart... at him!
this……
Do you have some expert demeanor?
More importantly, he seems a little dizzy now? ! !
"I haven't smelled my fart in a long time! Can you tell me what my fart smells like now?"
At this moment, Lu San'er's voice sounded in the ears of this third-grade shadow guard.
"you……"
"puff!"
The next moment, this third-level shadow guard was about to speak, and at the same time he was using his holy power to defend himself. As a result... his heart was blocked, and then a mouthful of blood spurted out!
"You...you have poison in your fart!"
His face was full of horror, and his eyes were blurry. He couldn't even see clearly what Donkey San'er looked like. He could only vaguely see the old donkey, who had no donkey face but showed no respect for his strength, turning his head and smiling at him. !
The smile is as bright as a chrysanthemum!
"puff!"
Immediately afterwards, he felt a heavy blow on his heart.
"Crack!"
There was a sudden sound of bones breaking in the chest, and then two bloody holes appeared.
Lu San'er obviously didn't dare to be careless. He knew that he had used his wisdom to catch the third-grade shadow guard off guard. He must seize this opportunity!
Defeat the enemy with one strike!
It did it!
"puff!"
"puff!"
…
This third-grade shadow guard flew out upside down, like a kite with its string broken.
His heart was violently kicked through!
He even felt that his heart was almost bursting!
"Bang!"
Soon, his body slid along the ground for thousands of meters, and finally hit a huge thunder stone before stopping.
"You...despicable...shameless...shameless..."
This third-grade shadow guard felt extremely aggrieved. He had never been so aggrieved in his entire life!
As a result, his eyes were full of ferocity at this time, staring at Donkey San'er, as if he wanted to eat him alive!
"hey-hey……"
"Just have some fun!"
Donkey San'er said with a smile: "Do you know how many people are vying to smell my fart?"
"I've been holding this shit in for a thousand years!"
"I have always had a hunch that when this fart comes out, it will be earth-shattering!"
"The effect is amazing!"
"As expected! I was not disappointed! Haha..."
At this time, Zhang Zhu was covering his mouth and nose, staying far away, because Donkey San'er's farts were really smelly and lingered for a long time, as if they were stuck to his body!
He still had fresh memories of Donkey San'er's fart 1,000 years ago. He forcefully made him vomit for three days and three nights, and all the bile was vomited out!
Therefore, when he saw Donkey San'er farting this time, he dodged and hid far away.
at this time……
He saw that all the reptiles within hundreds of thousands of miles around twitched and died. Even the fish hiding in the water had their stomachs turned upside down and died completely.
Passing by this area, I heard the fighting and wanted to take a look from a distance. A demon clan who was just a spectator accidentally inhaled a breath of "gas that I shouldn't inhale", and then I didn't hold on, and was quickly poisoned. die.
"Buzz!"
There was even a spectator who activated the holy power defense in time, and the fart was able to penetrate the holy power!
Extremely scary!
The spectator vomited wildly and took a large amount of antidote, but still vomited it all out. Finally...burped!
"You...poof..."
Hearing Donkey San'er's wild laughter, the third-level shadow guard wanted to say something, but he was already poisoned and died. He vomited the last mouthful of blood and died completely.
At this time, his face was blue, his orifices were bleeding, and he was extremely miserable...
