Gao Daniu seemed to be shocked by the changes in front of him. He stared blankly at his uncle standing upright in the coffin, oh no, it was a zombie.
However, the Taoist priest next to him had a bad heart and turned around to run away. He didn't care about the talisman in Gao Daniu's hand. He wanted to save his own life first.
The shocked corpse turned its head slowly and stiffly, seeming to be very interested in the Taoist priest's escape posture. He stared at it, all his attention was attracted, and then jumped suddenly and chased after him. The Taoist priest went and even subconsciously avoided the tall cow that was closest to him and was the easiest to win.
Probably because the talisman given by Zhu Yuanyu in Gao Daniu's hand had a deterrent effect, which made the zombies a little afraid, so he could only find the next closest person who seemed easier to attack. The Taoist priest's actions at this time were regarded as attempts. The zombies instinctively chased the escaping prey, pursuing it relentlessly.
Or maybe the yellow robes worn by the Taoist priests are so bright and eye-catching that they are not pleasing to the zombies?
In short, this Taoist priest is unlucky.
"Run!"
"There are zombies!"
Some people in the crowd shouted in terror, and they all ran for their lives. The messy footprints stepped deeply into the paper money on the ground, staining it with filth.
Many people rushed towards Zhu Yuanyu with faces of great fright. Qi Ao quickly protected Zhu Yuanyu from being hit.
People are running for their lives.
Especially Gao Daniu's cousins, who even dropped their shoes without picking them up while running, stepped heavily on the pebbles with one bare foot, and gritted their teeth to hold back the excruciating pain. Mai has been torn apart a long time ago, and now they wish they could just grow a pair of wings and fly away, far away.
It's a pity that the two of them usually eat and drink well, but their bodies are so fat that they look like inflated balloons. They have to pant when walking, let alone running. Before running more than a few dozen meters, the person was already exhausted and sweating profusely. His face was shiny and greasy, and his heavy legs seemed to be filled with lead and could not move at all.
By accident, the tall and arrogant cousin fell down, cracking his thick chin and bleeding. He covered his chin and struggled to get up.
"help me!"
He stretched out his thick arms, spread his short, fat fingers, and panted to his wife next to him for help, his eyes pleading.
The huge hairpin on his wife's head was crumbling, and all the gold and silver hairpins fell to the ground while running. Her bun was as messy as a chicken coop, completely ruining the image she had carefully dressed up in the morning. She didn't have much of an image to begin with. What kind of filial daughter-in-law would show off her head full of jewelry during her father-in-law's funeral? She is simply a stupid, brainless and vicious woman!
She glanced behind her in panic, shook her fat head in panic, shook the fat on her face with her movements, and then moved forward with difficulty alone, cruelly leaving her husband behind.
Lying on the ground and unable to get up by his own strength, my cousin felt desperate. He stared at the fat figure gradually moving away with an unbelievable look on his face. Disappointment, sadness, hatred, and anger appeared in his eyes...
He doesn't want to die!
Even if I die, I don’t want to let go of my wife who left him ruthlessly!
Then a force came out of his body, causing him to finally get up tremblingly, but the wife in front seemed to have no strength to move anymore. He glared in front of him with round eyes, chased after him, and took his wife He fell to the ground, exhausted of all his strength.
"I won't let you escape! We will die together!"
The wife's eyes widened and she struggled desperately, so the two fat men were like flattened fat stacked on top of each other, shaking violently, and the layers of fat squirmed and deformed.
…
The Taoist priest is just a charlatan. He has no ability to deal with zombies. He can usually deceive people. If he is good at it, some people call him an immortal master. He has amassed a lot of money by performing false magic tricks on people.
This time it was Gao Daniu's cousin who invited him here, and he received a lot of benefits. He originally thought it was just an easy job like before, and he could make money by pretending to be cool, but he didn't expect that it would turn into an escape contest.
At this time, the zombie was chasing him tightly from behind, which almost scared the Taoist priest out of his courage. He didn't have time to guess why the zombie only chased him instead of others. All he could think about was run, run, run... ...It would be better if the trouble can be diverted to the east. He doesn't care about other people's lives, that's none of his business!
It was considered that he should not die. Just when the zombie's claws were about to scratch his head, Zhu Yuanyu arrived in time.
With a clang, a sharp sword blocked the zombie's claws.
Before Zhu Yuanyu embarked on the journey, he had already asked the most skilled swordsman in the capital to make a sharp sword according to his requirements, specifically to deal with emergencies encountered on the road; for example, zombies are emergencies now. The sharp claws of zombies are not suitable for close combat, so weapons are the safest option.
The sword is three feet long and is engraved with runes. With the blessing of Zhu Yuanyu's spiritual power, it can deal with monsters and monsters without any problem.
Although the zombie was completely unconscious, his instincts still existed. Zhu Yuanyu's close proximity made him feel threatened. When he failed to hit the target, he let the Taoist go, avoided Zhu Yuanyu and attacked others.
But how could Zhu Yuanyu let him, a zombie, kill people in front of him? He immediately chased after him.
Soon one person and one corpse started fighting.
The zombies were also irritated by Zhu Yuanyu's actions. The attacks were violent but unorganized.
This was Zhu Yuanyu's first time confronting a zombie, so he didn't know the most correct way to deal with it. In addition, the zombie evolved from the corpse of the tall uncle Niu. He had to be cautious when looking at the face of the Buddha without looking at the monk's face. .
Fortunately, not long after the zombies came out, their movements were still jerky and stiff, and even though the sun in the sky was covered, it was still broad daylight. Otherwise, Zhu Yuanyu's random "sword skills" would really not be able to withstand the zombies' ferocious attacks.
Qi Ao's heart nearly jumped out of his chest as he watched. Several times he tried to step forward to help, but Zhu Yuanyu found out in time and stopped him sternly, because he had no weapons that could fight zombies.
Seeing the zombie's sharp claws scratching Zhu Yuanyu's face several times, although he was barely injured, he was still furious, holding the long knife in his hand tightly, with a sinister chill in his eyes. , staring intently at the battle.
Of course, Zhu Yuanyu was not stupid enough to attack with only a sharp sword. He held the sword in his right hand to block the zombie's claws, sealed with his left hand, and the concentrated blue light turned into a rope and rushed towards the zombie.
The zombies paused and slowed down.
Zhu Yuanyu shouted in the distance: "Brother Gao—bring the talisman here!"
When the zombies chased the Taoist priest, Gao Daniu came to his senses. Before he could take action, he saw Zhu Yuanyu quickly approaching the zombies, and then the two started fighting.
Seeing that he was still worried about Zhu Yuanyu, he couldn't help but feel surprised. He really didn't expect that Zhu Yuanyu, dressed as the noble master, could actually deal with zombies. The talisman was already enough to surprise him.
Hearing Zhu Yuanyu calling him, Gao Daniu's heart jumped violently, his body thought one step faster, and he ran over with the talisman in hand.
This is your chance to seal off the zombies, don’t miss it!
Inexplicably, Gao Daniu suddenly became full of confidence in the talisman given by Zhu Yuanyu.
"Brother Zhu, what should I do?"
"Post it accordingly! Post it all!"
After Gao Daniu heard this, without saying a word, he quickly covered his uncle's face with the talisman with his big hand. That's right, when he was nervous or excited, he put all the talismans on his face.
Uncle: "..." I can't see the front.
Zhu Yuanyu: "..." Is this a concentrated firepower?
In any case, the zombies are completely immobile this time.
"Is this okay?"
Gao Daniu cautiously took a step back and asked.
Zhu Yuanyu twitched the corner of his mouth and nodded, "It's okay..." The effect seems to be pretty good?
Gao Daniu breathed a sigh of relief and put his thick hand on his chest, "Then what should we do next?" His uncle's body couldn't just stand on the road like this, right? Although I have turned into a zombie, it is better to be buried in peace...
"Find someone first -" Zhu Yuanyu looked around and suddenly stopped talking. The only ones standing now were him, Qi Ao, Gao Daniu and a zombie. The ones lying down were already unconscious after tripping. The Taoist priests from the past and the cousins of Tall Niu who were so tired that they didn’t know whether to live or die not far away.
Gao Daniu also looked around and found his cousin. He frowned and walked over.
It turned out that when Zhu Yuanyu was fighting with the zombies, he unknowingly came close to the place where the two fell. This scared the timid two and fainted. Those who didn't know thought it was some strange beast wearing human clothes that fell to the ground. on the ground.
To be honest, Gao Daniu didn't like seeing his cousins. When he saw their ugly appearance, he kicked them with his feet, with a look of disgust on his face.
"Tsk, why are you eating so much for nothing? None of the little flowers in Adong's family are so fat..."
The little flower of Adong's family that Gao Daniu mentioned was a pig, a sow. Adong had raised it for a long time and was reluctant to kill it during the Chinese New Year. He said he wanted to save it for the day of Adong's grandma's birthday...
Compare the two humanoid pigs on the ground, they are simply unfilial!
Gao Daniu bent down, pulled out the hairpin from his cousin-in-law's head, threw it to the ground, and crushed it with his feet.
He was so strong that the pearl hairpin fell apart with a click, and a white pearl sank into the brown soil, showing the filthiness of its owner.
Seeing that the two people on the ground had no intention of waking up, Gao Daniu walked back to Zhu Yuanyu's side.
"By the way, Brother Zhu, why are you here?"
Zhu Yuanyu thought for a while, but still did not choose to tell the matter to Gao Daniu.
"I heard that there is a special temple in the suburbs. I want to visit it...Brother Gao, please find some people first and help find a new coffin to place him."
Gao Daniu looked at his uncle who was standing frozen, nodded and went away.
When the others walked away, Zhu Yuanyu cast his eyes on the Taoist priest on the ground.
"Stop pretending and get up! I know you're awake."
