Chapter 237 You might as well explode my anus

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Tang Baoer burst into tears, punched him back again, and cursed: "I don't care, I'm going to beat you today, you are not allowed to fight back!"

"Are you stimulated? Or did you hit your head stupidly? I won't fight back? What are you dreaming about?" Chen Lihan dodged Tang Baoer's fist and slapped him.

Not fighting back? I want to blind your mind!

Are you still hungover?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.. (Brother, the cabbage I have raised for more than ten years was lost to a dead pig! Am I wronged?" Tang Baoer grabbed Chen Lihan's palm, then made a fist with the other hand and pointed it into Chen Lihan's eyes. Beat it up.

"What? The cabbage you raised? What kind of cabbage? I don't know, but for one thing, you should go find that pig! Why are you looking for me? Why don't you think I'm handsome and want to bully me! I'm here again I didn't explode your anus!" Chen Lihan blocked Tang Baoer's fist again, but felt weak in his heart.

It's not my fault!

It was Wan'er who made the first move!

Hearing this, Tang Baoer cried even more miserably and cursed: "You might as well blow my anus!"

Chen Lihan was stunned when he heard this, and immediately stopped his movements. He broke free from Tang Baoer's restraints with his hands, pointed at Tang Baoer with a look of grief and anger and cursed: "Tang Baoer, you have changed! I misjudged you! I thought we had something in common. Our ideals and common pursuits can become confidants on the road of life!

I didn’t expect it! I didn’t expect it! You have actually changed, your orientation has changed! What I didn't expect is that you actually wanted to take advantage of me! I treat you like a brother, and you actually want to sleep with me? ! Blame me, blame me! Blame me for being blind and seeing you wrong! "

Tang Baoer was stunned when he heard the words. He immediately realized the ambiguity in his words. It was too late to explain. He drew out his giant sword in anger, pointed at Chen Lihan and cursed: "I don't care, I just want to beat you today! Otherwise this matter will never be over!"

"Nah! Who wants to play with you? I won't play with you anymore! Get out!" Chen Lihan yelled and said aggrievedly.

Seeing that Tang Baoer was gnashing his teeth and about to slash with his giant sword, and had no intention of leaving, his momentum immediately weakened, and he said again: "Are you going to get out? You're not going to get out, right? Okay! Then I'll get out! I'll get out of the head office!"

After saying that, Chen Lihan immediately rubbed oil on his feet and dodged away into the distance.

"Want to run? No way!" Tang Baoer grabbed the sword in his hand and chased Chen Lihan in the direction of escape.

Everyone who heard the scolding hid silently. These two big guys were acting like monsters, so don't let yourself get involved!

After a while, Chen Lihan and Tang Baoer came to the exchange with bruises and swollen faces. Looking at the two bruised and swollen people in front of them, the staff of Tongten Pavilion did not realize that this was the central figure who caused the turmoil.

"Register the score points!" Chen Lihan said to the staff.

"Oh, okay, what's your friend's name?" The staff member took out the registration form.

"Me! Me! Don't you know me?" Chen Lihan was stunned when he heard this, turned his face toward the staff, pointed to his nose, and said excitedly.

It’s strange that I know you, who are you? A few dishes, so much to drink! ...The staff looked at the inhumane face in front of them, instinctively stepped back, and said righteously: "Fellow Taoist, please act according to the rules."

"My name is Chen Tiedan!" Seeing this, Chen Lihan had no choice but to say.

"It would have been over if I had said no, Chen Tiedan? Huh? Chen Tiedan!" The staff member was startled, jumped up from the stool, and looked at the little fat man aside. Could this be Tang Baoer? !

What are these two big guys so crazy about?

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Is it fun to dress up in disguise so early in the morning to tease him?

Damn it, he’s really a piece of cake!

Bah, two!

Seeing the reaction of the staff, Chen Lihan immediately raised his eyebrows at Tang Baoer with satisfaction, and Tang Baoer raised his middle finger directly at him.

"What advice do you have, Lord Tyrant?" the staff member asked tremblingly.

In their eyes, Chen Tiedan was an out-and-out murderous maniac, and a slight mistake could lead to death.

"Statistical achievement points!" Chen Lihan was very satisfied with the staff's title, and even looked at him with pleasure.

"Please also show me the blood essence."

"Hmm~! What's the current record of the last one on the record list?" Chen Lihan asked.

"One hundred and one hundred and five hundred."

Chen Lihan thought for a moment and then asked: "How old am I now?"

After hearing this, the staff hurriedly looked at the registration form, and then they didn't dare to look up for a long time, feeling confused in their hearts.

When Chen Lihan saw this, he immediately asked in confusion: "How much?"

The staff member swallowed and said, "Sorry, I didn't find your record points here."

"Uh~! Oh, I forgot. When I registered before, the person registered was Chen Yingjun. Please check it for me!" Chen Lihan suddenly realized after hearing this.

"Chen, Chen Yingjun?" The staff member glanced at Chen Lihan's inhuman face in a daze.

Chen Lihan's eyebrows jumped and he said to the staff: "How about it? Do you also think this name is very similar to my temperament?"

The staff member swallowed again. Chen Lihan's teasing tone sounded like a threat to his ears. He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said yes again and again.

Tang Baoer rolled his eyes, kicked Chen Lihan on the butt, and cursed: "Save some face!"

Then he said to the staff: "Oh, by the way, you can also adjust my record points for me, Tang Bohu!"

When the staff heard this, they immediately blinked. Are these two bosses so shameless? Or do you have any special hobbies?

He has seen Chen Lihan's true face. What does it have to do with the word handsome?

And Tang Baoer, with this figure?

White tiger?

Where does it look like?

Food rations for the white tiger?

Of course, he thought so in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

After busying for a while, he said: "Master Tyrant's record points are 47,350, and Master Tang's record points are 45,980."

When Chen Lihan heard this, he nodded immediately and said, "Then let me get a ranking on the record list for fun first."

As he spoke, he poured out a hundred pieces of Peak Blood Essence, and his record points suddenly jumped to more than 140,000, ranking forty-fourth on the record list.

"I want to come too!" Tang Baoer said, touching Chen Lihan with his elbow.

Chen Lihan rolled his eyes and took out another 70 pieces of Peak Blood Essence. Tang Baoer's record points also increased sharply to more than 110,000, which was enough to squeeze out the original 49th place.

Seeing this, Tang Baoer was not happy at all, and immediately cursed: "Why are you forty-four, and I am the last one? There must have been hundreds of peak blood essences after killing more than 20 days at that time, plus later The number of people killed in the siege battle must be over a thousand yuan anyway, so you can use seventy yuan to get me forty-nine people?"

The staff members burst into tears. Brother, you are talking in front of us.

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The disciples of Tiange said that the siege battle that day was a bit bad, wasn't it?

Who started the siege? Do you really have no idea?

But then I was shocked. A thousand pieces of Peak Blood Essence is equivalent to a million achievement points, and I can immediately lock in the first place!

"Go back and discuss the remaining record points. We are now at the late stage of the martial arts school. In order to give our brothers and sisters a chance to hone themselves, we have to make a good summary." Chen Lihan glared at Tang Baoer and said.

When Tang Baoer heard this, he immediately stopped talking.

"Well, now that I'm on the record list, can I apply for City Lord?" Chen Lihan said to the staff.

The staff member was stunned and immediately said: "Didn't the commander tell you? Our city is going to be renamed Tyrant City."

"I told you! Since it is called Tyrant City, wouldn't it be worthy of the name if I become the city lord?" Chen Lihan was stunned and said.

When the staff heard this, they immediately couldn't laugh or cry, and explained: "Lord Tyrant, since the city is called Tyrant City, the first city lord has already defaulted to you!

So when this matter was decided, you were already the first city lord of Tyrant City. Before you leave the Dragon Martial World, the city lord of Tyrant City must be you! I didn't think about the record list at first. It's a privilege given to you. "

"Is there such a good thing?" Chen Lihan's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this.

Then I looked at the ruins of the massive construction work outside, and suddenly my heart ached!

This is my own city, and it’s being ruined by me like this?

My heart hurts so much!

If I had known better, I would not have led the giant elephants to attack the city!

He also didn't think about it, how could he have become such a special being if he hadn't done such earth-shattering things?

"Repair it well for me. I want my Tyrant City to be more spectacular and prosperous than other cities!" Chen Lihan stepped into the role very quickly and hurriedly pointed at the disciples of Tongtian Pavilion. After speaking, he walked out of the gate in a swaggering manner and walked towards Go to the city lord's mansion.

When I walked to the door, I suddenly remembered something and said: "Well, remember to send me the Peak Cleansing Grass to the City Lord's Mansion."

The stunned Tongten Pavilion disciples were left behind.

Along the way, Chen Lihan walked back to the City Lord's Mansion in a swaggering manner, walking very slowly, as if he was enjoying the completely non-existent admiration.

Tang Baoer was speechless and returned to the city lord's mansion first.

In the next few days, everyone regained their composure. Chen Lihan and Tang Baoer successively reached the peak of the weapon school level, and the shadows of the nine-headed giant elephants were suspended behind them.

Next, Chen Lihan divided all the blood essences and let everyone get on the record list. The lower rankings on the record list were almost monopolized by everyone. Only Xiao He moved up one place because of Lu Meng's departure. The giant elephant he hunted was now ranked fourth.

Xiao He didn't know what he was thinking. He stayed in Tyrant City and refused to return to his own city. However, Zheng Yong and Zhang An said goodbye to Chen Lihan and others afterwards. Chen Lihan knew what Zheng Yong was thinking. So after a few words of consolation, I no longer wanted to stay.

Zheng Yong was very loyal in this matter, and Chen Lihan and Tang Baoer did not treat him as an outsider, but he had obstacles in his heart and it was impossible for them to persuade him.

"Tyrant City?" A beautiful figure appeared in front of the newly built city gate. Looking at the three characters "Tyrant City" above the city gate, with a hint of curvature at the corner of his mouth, he slowly walked into Tyrant City.

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