After a while, Tang Baoer finally stopped amidst Chen Lihan's yawn. He didn't know whether it was because he was too tired or because he was embarrassed by the contemptuous eyes of the ferocious hawk. Anyway, he was sitting next to Chen Lihan, his eyes rolling.
The eagle-like ferocious beast raised its head proudly and kept circling in the air, saying with disdain in its heart: "I can't do anything to you two, but you, a fat little white guy, don't think you can challenge the strength of the sky overlord. You have your brain caught in the door." Come on! Come here!"
When Chen Lihan was about to fall asleep, Tang Baoer suddenly smiled like a chrysanthemum, squeezed together with his fat face, and approached Chen Lihan flatteringly.
"Here, where did the pork belly come from!" Chen Lihan just yawned. When he opened his eyes and saw Tang Baoer's fat face, he was immediately startled.
"Hehehe!" Tang Baoer looked at Chen Lihan with a smile and said nothing.
Chen Lihan felt a chill all over his body. He crawled back on all fours and said, "If you have something to say, don't be disgusted with me! It's too greasy."
Tang Baoer immediately leaned into Chen Lihan's ear and kept muttering.
When Chen Lihan heard this, he frowned and said with a troubled face: "Is this possible?"
Tang Baoer patted his chest confidently and said, "Don't worry, this trick is often seen in the animations in my hometown!! It will definitely work!"
Chen Lihan frowned and asked doubtfully: "Isn't your hometown the Lianyun Mountains? What the hell is animation?"
Tang Baoer was stunned when he heard this, then blinked and said, "Don't worry about these details, it will definitely work."
"Okay, give it a try!" Chen Lihan said doubtfully.
He did it as he thought, and the two people immediately separated. There was about ten meters between them. Chen Lihan said uncertainly: "I'm coming!"
"Come on!" Tang Baoer held the giant sword in both hands and stood ready.
Taking a deep breath, Chen Lihan suddenly felt thunder under his feet. With a sudden step, the ground exploded and he flew towards Tang Baoer in an instant.
Seeing this, Tang Baoer tightened the giant sword in his hand, and the sword spine was facing the direction of Chen Lihan's feet.
Chen Lihan's feet landed, firmly stepping on the spine of the giant sword in Tang Baoer's hand. Tang Baoer felt his hand sink, and then the mystery of wind instantly wrapped around the sword body, and then he swung the giant sword in his hand with fierce force. , yelled: "Go! Pikachu!"
Chen Lihan felt a huge force coming from under his feet, and the thunder and lightning secrets were also activated. With a "Boom!" explosion, like a thunderous noise, Chen Lihan suddenly shot straight into the sky like a cannonball.
The violent superposition of power made the air seem to be exploded, and the air circles formed by air explosions continued to ripple around layer by layer.
In the air, Chen Lihan's skin was sore from the strong wind brought by the speed, but his eyes were shining. He held the scabbard firmly with his left hand, and tightly held the handle of the knife with his right hand, maintaining the best condition for drawing the knife.
"Choke!" A crisp sound sounded, and the sword drawing technique was activated instantly.
The secret of thunder and lightning, six levels of peak sword energy, a thousand pounds of strength, three layers of power superimposed on the black sword, firmly attached to it. The swing of this sword made Chen Lihan feel unparalleled comfort, and he felt that there was something hidden in the art of drawing swords. promote.
"Puff!" sounded. The eagle-like ferocious beast was hovering comfortably in the sky, enjoying the fresher air in the sky. The next moment, it felt a sharp pain in one of its wings, and blood shot out instantly. .
"Chirp!" The ferocious eagle beast screamed. The damage to its two wings meant that it could no longer maintain its advantage in the air. Without the support of its wings, it immediately spun down and hit the ground hard.
The eagle-like ferocious beast seemed to want to return to the high altitude where it belonged, but no matter how hard it struggled and flapped its wings, it could not fly and kept falling to the ground.
Tang Baoer walked over with a ferocious look on his face at this time.
When the ferocious eagle beast saw this, it immediately looked at Tang Baoer with horror on its face, and its body continued to struggle on the ground.
Tang Baoer took out a piece of hemp rope from nowhere, tied the eagle-like beast tightly in three strokes, and then hung it upside down on a tree, letting the eagle-like beast hang in mid-air.
After Chen Lihan realized the blow just now, he immediately found a place to sit down with a black line on his face. He picked up a piece of grass and put it in his mouth to watch Tang Baoer's magic weapon.
Tang Baoer searched around, and then found a tree trunk as thick as a steel pipe. He looked at the ferocious hawk-like beast with a ferocious smile on his face, weighed the trunk in his hand, and said: "Damn it, you dare to beat me, the young sect leader, you Fly, try flying again!"
The ferocious eagle beast looked at Tang Baoer with shame and anger. It was such an insult to the beast. The beast can be killed but not humiliated!
Tang Baoer snorted and smiled, started the men's singles match, and cursed: "Hit a dog, oh no, look at my eagle-beating stick skills!"
"Bang bang bang!" Tang Baoer kept waving the tree trunk in his hand around the eagle-like beast, and kept hitting the body of the eagle-like beast. To say that he did not use a giant sword or a secret, he relied purely on wood. The blow from the stick did little to no harm to the ferocious beast like the eagle, but he still enjoyed the beating.
"Little chicken, you still dare to beat you, Uncle Tang. Do you know how big a mistake you have made? This young sect leader is a person who relies on his face to make a living. You are not good at hitting you, but you hit him in the face. Do you know whether to hit someone or not? A slap in the face? How can you ask me to pick up girls like this? You are trying to destroy my great ideals, do you know?"
Tang Baoer was beating and cursing at the same time. Although the eagle-like ferocious beast could not understand what Tang Baoer was cursing, it still chirped and screamed in cooperation. Can the beast be killed but not humiliated?
Stop making trouble, please insult me as much as you like, just don't kill me.
After arguing for a while, Tang Baoer seemed to feel that just beating him was not enough. Without the protection of Tang Baoer's spiritual energy, the tree trunk broke directly. The strength of the tree trunk was completely incomparable with the physical strength of the hawk-like ferocious beast.
Tang Baoer looked at the broken tree trunk in his hand, and then at the hawk-like ferocious beast that kept howling miserably. His face suddenly turned red, and he immediately rushed forward in anger. His two chubby hands grabbed the eagle-like ferocious beast's feathers and kept tearing them apart. , and suddenly red feathers were flying all over the sky.
Chen Lihan's lips twitched when he saw this. This girl is really very revengeful.
This time the ferocious eagle beast was stunned and screamed, this time it really screamed.
Because it really hurts!
It’s so red!
After a while, a vulture came out. Tang Baoer stood beside it panting, looking at the eagle-like ferocious beast listlessly bending its head and seemed to lose a lot of energy.
Walking to Chen Lihan's side, he took a sip of saliva and said, "Are you going to eat braised eagle wings today?"
Chen Lihan's face was covered with black lines. He looked at the eagle-like beast hanging upside down with pity on his face and secretly said, "What evil have you done!"
You said you wanted revenge, wouldn't it be over if you just killed him?
You beat him violently and plucked his feathers. You turned an eagle-like ferocious beast, which was obviously very powerful, into a hairless chicken alive. When it's all over, you still want to eat others. You really don't waste anything at all. Use it!
But at this time, Chen Lihan would definitely not take away Tang Baoer's sex. He shrugged and said, "You can do whatever you want!"
"Okay, let you try my unique skill, roasting eagle wings!" Tang Baoer grinned, and immediately ran over to pick up some sticks and piled them up.
Then he walked up to the eagle-like beast, crossed his chest with his left hand, placed the elbow of his right hand on the palm of his left hand, and dragged his chin with the palm of his right hand. He tilted his head and looked at the eagle-like beast pretending to be dead, as if considering where to start.
"Birds should be bled first, right?!" Tang Baoer murmured.
While thinking about it, he pulled out his giant sword and made constant gestures at the neck of the ferocious eagle beast.
Upon seeing this, the ferocious eagle beast immediately understood Tang Baoer's thoughts, and immediately began to struggle continuously, making chirping sounds from its mouth. This little fat man looked like a human, how could he have such a dark heart? !
I didn't kill you at that time. Although I looked down on you a little, I really just beat you up and flew you away with one wing.
Who would have thought that just one day later, the little fat man would bring someone here to take revenge. The little fat man who was obviously beaten to death yesterday was as violent today as if he had been given blood. The man he brought here was also a freak, and he started to show no signs of it. There was no way to fight back, and after watching for a while, it was like taking stimulants.
What it didn't know was that yesterday Tang Baoer was in the lowest state in history. He didn't say anything for three days, and even chased Baiyu Lingluan with his exhausted body. When he arrived in front of it, he was already out of power, and of course he was beaten to death by it.
Ahem, I just woke up, I’m hungover and my head hurts!
As for the flag I set up yesterday, ahem! forget it!
I'm a small drinker~~~
It’s hard to describe in one word!