Tang Baoer looked at Chen Lihan seriously and found that Chen Lihan had put away his narrow expression, then he gnawed on the chicken leg and continued: "I don't know what the fruit is called, oh, red pill fruit, right? That red pill fruit It is a natural treasure for birds and a laxative...
Anyway, not long after I ate it, my stomach started to hurt. It was vomiting and diarrhea, but it was killing me. The most important thing is that that thing actually made me lose my appetite. It is really the most terrible poison in the world. ! "
Tang Baoer was still frightened and looked horrified!
Chen Lihan rolled his eyes, poison?
Brother, that's a laxative, a laxative!
"I kept doing this for several days. From the third day on, a white bird came from nowhere and came to harass me every day. At first, I didn't know why. Now I guess the fruit must be its." Bar.
I was so weak during those two days, and the bird was so fast that I couldn't catch it. Anyway, it just harassed me back and forth every day, but its attack power was very weak and it couldn't hurt me. It was just a little annoying. I also think it's harmless. "Tang Baoer was a little thirsty, so he took out another bottle of wine and took a sip.
He burped happily, and then continued: "But just yesterday, when I was walking in the jungle, the white bird flew over again. This young sect leader was in a special period at that time, so it was not convenient, wasn't it? I didn’t pay much attention to it, since it couldn’t hurt me anyway, but that beast actually soaked bird droppings on my head, which was unbearable, so I lifted up my pants..."
At this point, Tang Baoer was startled and blinked, as if something was wrong.
So, I lifted up my pants. . .
Lift it, and the pants are. . .
Tang Baoer blinked his eyes and instinctively contracted his anus.
Um. . . There seems to be some foreign matter left. I seem to have forgotten some important steps~!
After Tang Baoer was silent, he suddenly looked at Chen Lihan and smiled like a chrysanthemum.
Chen Lihan shuddered immediately, reacted instantly, got up and was about to run, yelling: "Get away, stay away from me."
Tang Baoer immediately laughed, and with a strong movement of his feet, he jumped out instantly, hugged Chen Lihan, and rubbed him tightly. He chuckled and said: "Tiedan, who of our two brothers is following whom? We haven't seen each other for a few days. I miss you so much." You, come and make out and make out! Yeah~!"
"Get out of here, fat man, you're so disgusting! Oh uh~" Chen Lihan struggled hard with a pale face and retched directly.
"Don't be shy, we have to share the good things together~!" Tang Baoer said with a mean smile.
"Wow~! Fatty, please remember this! Wow~" Chen Lihan was so disgusted that he couldn't speak.
Damn it... remember this!
This young master will return it! ! !
"Go on!" After the fuss, Chen Lihan slapped the place where Tang Baoer had hugged him with a look of disgust. This weird thing... was simply not a human being!
"Hey, this young sect master is the one who suffers. She pooped on my head. I wanted to pick up the stuff and throw it to her, but then I thought about it and, ahem, I couldn't do it, so I didn't do it. This matter!" Tang Baoer said awkwardly.
In fact, he stretched out his hand and just missed catching it. It was really close!
Chen Lihan had a look of disgust on his face. You knew you couldn't do it, but I didn't realize that you still had some shame.
Stay away from you, I'm afraid you'll spit shit out of your mouth too.
"Of course, I couldn't just let it go, so I chased it. Who knew that this thief bird actually ambush me! After chasing it for a long time, it flew into a canyon. When I chased it, , it looked at me and smiled evilly, and there was an eagle-like beast about the same height as me next to it.
But is this young sect leader the kind of person who gives in? Of course, I brought up my forty-meter black iron giant sword and went up to fight! Unfortunately, I had diarrhea for a few days and chased it all night. My physical strength was almost exhausted. In addition, the eagle-like ferocious beast was just a little stronger than me. It was really a little bit better. . . Ahem." When Tang Baoer said this, he pointed to his face in embarrassment.
Forget it if I can't win, but in the end I was slapped, oh no, a wing flew away, which was a bit hard to explain.
Chen Lihan rolled his eyes, finally knowing how Tang Baoer got this injury. He just wanted to say one thing, yes.
Deserve it!
Why didn't he beat you to death~!
What kind of hero does good deeds! ! !
"According to what you say, that little white bird teasing you has a high IQ!" Chen Lihan murmured, touching his chin.
"When you say that, I also discovered that the bird's eyes are particularly spiritual, just like human eyes, and they turn around from time to time, as if they are thinking. Oh, it's not that it won't be allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Have you become a spirit? Wait, who do you think has been tricked? This young sect leader is so wise and powerful..." Tang Baoer also rolled his eyes, thought about it, then realized something was wrong, and immediately retorted.
"What does that little bird look like?" Chen Lihan asked curiously, completely ignoring his boast.
Hearing this, Tang Baoer gritted his teeth and said: "That bitch bird is quite good-looking, but his temper is so unpleasant and bitchy! He has a small body, three long feathers on the top of his head, very slender wings, and a tail The feathers are very thick at the base, and when they are spread out, they open like a fan, like a peacock, and the whole body is pure white.”
Chen Lihan didn't know what species of peacock he was talking about, but he had an image of a bird like this, and said: "You may be talking about the baby bird of Baiyu Lingluan, which is a rare species."
"Hundred Feather Lingluan? What kind of ferocious beast is this?" Tang Baoer was stunned.
This name sounds quite bluffing, but I don’t know if it tastes good?
Tsk tsk!
"The Baiyu Lingluan is not a ferocious beast, but a spiritual beast! It is pure white in color, and its long tail feathers can grow to a hundred when it reaches adulthood. When opened, it is as gorgeous as a colorful dress." Chen Lihan said with a smile.
"Spirit beast? What is that?" Tang Baoer looked confused.
"There are many kinds of beasts like spirit beasts. Spirit beasts have high intelligence since they were young. They can practice independently since they were young. Their practice is to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and turn it into their own spiritual energy. The strength of spiritual beasts with a certain level of cultivation is not low!" Chen Lihan's life experience Bu Fan, I was aware of the existence of spiritual beasts when I was at home as a child.
However, this was the first time he encountered a spiritual beast since he was captured. For more than four years, he almost thought that the spiritual beast was extinct.
"So powerful? Can I catch him and tame him?" Tang Baoer suddenly became excited.
"That's for sure! Baiyu Lingluan is a rare high-level spiritual beast. It is also extremely beautiful and loves to be clean. It can subtly increase the speed of cultivation if you carry it with you. It would be a perfect gift for Wan'er!" Chen Lihan was also smiling from ear to ear.
"Get lost! That's my gift to my sister!" Tang Baoer rushed up and grabbed Chen Lihan's neck.
"Get out of here, that's my love token for Wan'er!" Chen Lihan kicked her away with a flying kick.
"Definitely your sister! Don't try to trick my sister!"
"That's right! I am determined to be your sister!"
"Go away! You don't look very good, but you think you are quite beautiful every day!"
"Damn fat man, who do you think is not good-looking? His eyes were slapped by that ferocious hawk-like beast!"
A group of people looked at the two people who started to strangle each other speechlessly, and their faces were full of black lines. Brother, you haven't caught the bird yet. Is it important to talk about it first?
We know, we know, but everyone, you look at me, I look at you, we know, but we dare not say it.
These two big guys are fighting each other with all their strength. If we are not careful, our little arms and legs will not be able to bear it!
After the fuss, Chen Lihan suddenly thought of something. He raised his right hand, wisps of silver light flashed, and raised his eyebrows at Tang Baoer with a proud look on his face.
Tang Baoer blinked in confusion when he saw this, took out a chicken leg and took a bite, wondering: "What?"
Chen Lihan didn't say anything. He raised his chin towards Tang Baoer with a proud look on his face and winked at him.
Tang Baoer was speechless and said, "Don't look like you are constipated. Talk about something when you have something to say! You affect my appetite like this."
Chen Lihan was not angry after hearing this. He raised his hand and said mysteriously: "Mystery! The mystery of thunder and lightning!"
Tang Baoer looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, curled his lips and said, "I know! I saw it, I'm not blind! What on earth do you want to say?"
