"Chang Ruo, curse you. One chest is big and the other is small, one butt is round and the other is flat, one arm is long and the other is short." Chen Lihan squatted on the ground and drew circles with his back to everyone, his face full of gloom.
Chang Ruo's head was covered with black lines and he was very speechless.
"Zhou Da, curse you, give birth to a son without a penis, give birth to a girl without a breast, give birth to a shemale, oh, let's live together and have everything." Chen Lihan was very happy with what he said.
Zhou Da was speechless, very speechless. Is this the boss he recognized? Why do you want to slap him so much?
Ever since the two dragged Chen Lihan away, Chen Lihan never stopped talking.
Zhou Da had veins popping out and said speechlessly: "Boss, don't curse me like this! Besides, why are you cursing my next generation? Why don't you curse Chang Ruo's next generation."
When Chang Ruo heard this, there were more black lines. He didn't dare to get angry with Chen Lihan, but that didn't mean he didn't dare to get angry with Zhou Da. He cursed loudly: "Zhou Da, you are going to fight!"
Chen Lihan glanced gloomily and said to the two of them: "When I curse people, I also have to consider possibilities. For Chang Ruo's appearance, there must be the possibility of the next generation first!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this and laughed.
Chang Ruo had a bitter face and thought to herself: "What's wrong with my appearance? Can I be uglier than you, the boss? Why can't I have the next generation!"
Of course, you should never dare to say this kind of thing, otherwise you don’t know how to be repaired by Chen Lihan, so you can only say helplessly: "Boss, this is too much!"
Unexpectedly, when Chen Lihan heard this, he suddenly stood up and turned around to stare at Chang Ruo.
Chang Ruo suddenly had an ominous premonition and just wanted to run away, but it was already too late.
Chen Lihan dodged and ran to Chang Ruo. He stretched out his left hand and clamped Chang Ruo's head under his arm. He slapped him on the back of the head and cursed: "Am I too much? Am I too much? Do you know, I can do it right away?" You and I, Yichen, are studying the greatest knowledge about the origin of mankind, and you dare to drag me away. Who is going too far? Who is going too far?"
Upon seeing this, Chang Ruo quickly admitted his mistake: "Boss, I went too far! I went too far! I was wrong."
Chen Lihan didn't let him go, slapped him hard again, and then scolded: "When this handsome guy took you as my subordinate, you promised to find me a beautiful girl!
did you find it? No! Now I've found one myself, and you're still dragging me away! ? It's okay if I don't take care of you, but you actually say that I'm going too far. Don't you need to take care of me? "
It's been so long, Chang Ruo has long forgotten about this incident, but he doesn't dare to say that he has forgotten, right? He said hurriedly: "I've been looking for it, every day."
"I want you to find it for me? Do I need you to find it for me? With your level of appreciation, I dare to ask for it? It was just an excuse to take you in because I thought you were pitiful!
But I finally found one, and you actually dare to ruin my good deeds! You're looking for a draw! "The more Chen Lihan talked, the angrier he became, slapping him down one slap after another.
"Do you know that my Yichen has already hinted to me that she is willing to get to know me! As long as I take advantage of the situation, it's not a matter of easy control? But you pulled me away at the critical moment? Did you Silly!"
Everyone's head is full of black threads after hearing this, do they know the root cause? This is a good word to use.
However, everyone's interest soared, and their hearts for gossip were burning. Gao Lin asked curiously: "Boss, what did you say to the lady?"
When Chen Lihan heard this, he looked at everyone and said shyly, "She said she gave me a chance to pursue her."
Everyone: "???..."
Ye Xuanling reminded weakly: "Boss, that...Miss Zhao's intention may not be as long-term as you think."
Chen Lihan was stunned when he heard this and said, "What do you mean?"
Ye Xuanling felt that she regretted explaining herself. What a beautiful misunderstanding. Is it really okay to just plug the hole in the bullet?
"Well, maybe Miss Zhao meant the literal meaning of what she said." Ye Xuanling explained carefully.
Chen Lihan heard this, thought for a while, and then said with certainty: "It's impossible!"
This time, everyone was stunned. Kang Ning asked: "Why is it impossible?"
Chen Lihan continued: "Think about it, if she hadn't been interested in me, she wouldn't have told me to give me a chance to pursue her, right?"
Everyone nodded when they heard this. Although it was not interesting, they definitely had a favorable impression.
"Then since she is interested in me, I can communicate with her if I work harder, right?" Chen Lihan continued.
Everyone nodded when they heard this.
"Is that still far from knowing the roots?" Chen Lihan tightened his arms around Chang Ruo, or rather Chang Ruo's head said proudly.
Everyone: "..."
Zhou Da was speechless, covering his face and said: "I am really convinced by you."
Was he convinced? No, I was convinced by his gangster-like logic.
When Chen Lihan heard this, he narrowed his eyes and suddenly looked at Zhou Da. Then he suddenly let go of Chang Ruo and rushed towards Zhou Da.
As soon as Zhou Da took his hands off his face, he felt a tightening in his neck and a pain on the back of his forehead. He immediately knew what happened and cursed: "Chen Tiedan, what are you doing!"
"I almost forgot about you if you didn't say anything. You were responsible for pulling me away! Do you know that you delayed my life-long event?" Chen Lihan cursed loudly.
"A major event in your life? It's a major event in your life before you even know your horoscope! Haven't you ever been in love? It's a major event in your life just because they gave you a chance? Then come on! Isn't it just a matter of your life? Just take off your clothes and get in there? Are you stupid?" Zhou Da was not as tortured as Chang Ruo and others, and he still had a bad temper.
However, when everyone thought Chen Lihan was going to get angry, Chen Lihan's face turned red.
Everyone was stunned. Zhou Da thought for a while and asked curiously: "You really haven't been in love, have you?"
Chen Lihan slapped Zhou Dahou on the forehead and cursed angrily: "You have never been in love, and your whole family has never been in love."
Everyone was shocked. This guy really hadn't talked about it before?
Everyone present, especially the men, although they are only fourteen or five years old, there are basically not many who have not used avatars.
In their world, due to the universal practice of martial arts, physical maturity is relatively early. You are basically mature at the age of fourteen, and this is why you start practicing Qi at the age of fourteen.
Although adults are considered adults at the age of sixteen, there are many people who get married at the age of eleven or twelve, and some young men even have three wives and four concubines at the age of thirteen or fourteen, but this rogue boss who is always clamoring for beautiful women has not even talked about it. in love?
Zhou Da received a slap, but suddenly he was no longer angry. Instead, he asked curiously: "Boss, what do you like about Miss Zhao?"
Everyone suddenly cheered up after hearing this.