"Toilet, toilet, toilet!"
Xia Diao rushed into the toilet anxiously.
"Why do I have diarrhea suddenly? I didn't eat anything at the night market tonight!"
"I just ate some grilled gluten, lobster, kebabs, ice cream, fruit, grilled oysters, grilled fish, spicy snails, stir-fried..."
He thought angrily in his heart while looking at the toilet in the toilet.
"Is this the legendary automatic shitting machine?"
"It seems to be no different from an ordinary toilet!"
Xia Diao had some doubts, but now was not the time to think about this. He took advantage of the situation and sat directly on the toilet!
puff!
There's a splash! There's a splash!
Gu Gu Gu Gu!
After a series of very rhythmic sounds, Xia Diao breathed a sigh of relief!
But this is diarrhea after all, and this is just the beginning!
The real battle begins now!
"This seems to be no different from an ordinary toilet. How did he poop automatically?"
At this time, Xia Diao, who was sitting on the toilet, was not so panicked. He was having questions about the toilet in his mind. But at this moment, a soft sound seemed to come from the inner wall of the toilet!
Xia Diao looked down curiously and saw that it was a very strange-shaped tube. Some of the veins on the surface were shining with light. It looked quite technological!
But suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly changed when he looked at the pipe:
"Is the so-called automatic pooping just..."
Uh-huh!
Before he could react, the pipe moved at lightning speed!
Phew! !
It seemed like a strange sound like something hard being inserted somewhere!
"ah!"
Then a scream came!
five minutes later.
Xia Diao walked out tremblingly, holding on to the wall. There was still a long-lasting fear on his face.
"My dear master, how does this latest automatic shitting machine work?"
In the void, there was a sudden flash of light and shadow, and the handsome young man who looked like a butler appeared again!
Hearing this, Xia Diao's eyes twitched:
"Good... the effect is indeed very impressive..."
"It only took five minutes to resolve my diarrhea..."
"But I never want to use this machine again..."
After hearing Xia Diao's words, the man who looked like a butler laughed:
"Hahaha, my dear master, as long as you are happy."
"This is the latest type of automatic pooping machine, also called an automatic toilet. It allows people to poop efficiently and quickly!"
"The unique void brush can also personally clean the remaining garbage in the intestines, making the entire intestines clean and tidy!"
"It only takes five minutes, no matter what it is, constipation or diarrhea, it can be thoroughly cleaned and absorbed in a short period of time!"
The man who looked like a butler said proudly!
"Okay, it's really awesome. My ju is about to explode."
Xia Diao sighed weakly, then slowly walked towards the bed, and instantly fell on it.
Click.
At this time, the surrounding lights automatically turned off, and Xia Diao also fell into sleep.
……century
Time passed slowly.
The night gradually darkens.
At this time, outside Xia Diao's tree house, the big fat pig also fell asleep leaning against the huge tree.
It was quiet all around, and it was basically impossible for anyone to be around at such a late night.
But there are two black shadows, but they are gradually approaching here!
"Are you sure that pig is here? If you find the wrong one, you will be in trouble!"
"Of course, I rode a motorcycle and followed closely behind at a speed of 100 yards, and finally I tracked the whereabouts of that huge fat pig!"
"He's definitely in this yard!"
"But the tree in this yard is so big. It must be at least several hundred years old. Did this family build their house around this tree?"
The sound of gentle communication sounded in the night, and there was a faint flicker of light.
It was two people holding a flashlight that emitted a faint light, just to illuminate a small area under their feet.
"It's almost four o'clock in the morning. People at this time are definitely in a deep sleep state. It's a good time for us to take action!"
"Yes, we must get that pig. A pig that big needs two tons, which is four thousand kilograms!"
"Based on the current price of 20 yuan per pound of pork, that pig can be sold for 80,000 yuan!"
"Not to mention such a big pig, maybe the pork will be even more expensive!"
The two communicated in low voices and slowly approached the house.
"Now we just need to climb into this house, find a way to open the door, and then use special pig feed to attract the pig away!"
"What if the master wakes up?"
"I told you it's impossible. So what if the owner wakes up? So what if we two strong men stole the pig in front of him!"
One of the slightly stronger figures said confidently. He had some unshaven beard on his face and looked like a greasy uncle.
"Let's start taking action now, let you see my agile figure!"
The uncle said in his mouth, then rushed out with a few lunges, and in the blink of an eye he had jumped up and grabbed the top of the wall of the house!
"Let's see how quickly I climb over the wall!"
As he spoke, his arms quickly exerted force, but at this moment, he found that he couldn't hold himself up for a long time!
"Yeah! Get up here! Yeah!"
He shouted in his mouth, and at the same time he exerted all his strength, but he was still a little short of turning over completely!
"Hey...hey...I'm running out of strength!"
Suddenly, the uncle felt that he was a little weak, and then he quickly whispered to the side:
"I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall, come help me!"
But he shouted for a while, but no one answered. He turned around helplessly and saw that the accomplice beside him had disappeared.
"Old Wang?"
Before he could look around, a voice came from the courtyard:
"Brother, what are you doing? This courtyard is not closed at all. Just walk in."
Plop!
When the elder brother heard this voice, he immediately lost his strength and fell directly outside!
After a while.
The two figures appeared in the yard.
The eldest brother also put away the embarrassment on his face, and now he is going to work officially!
"Look, I found that big fat pig sleeping next to that tree!"
"You actually let him sleep in the yard like this. Aren't you afraid that the pig will run away on its own?"
"What a stupid master, now it will be easier for us to do things!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, then tiptoed towards the big fat pig!
But at this time, the big fat pig had already fallen into a deep sleep and had no idea what was going on outside.
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