"Wu Sanpang, Wang Gang!"
"There are four people coming from the other side! Get down!" Liu Hai shouted loudly.
"Okay!" The fat man looked cautious and quickly operated the character on the computer to hide!
"Fat man, Liu Hai, I will say 321 in a moment, we will throw out the grenade, and then kill!"
"Kill these guys to pieces!" The strong man living in the opposite bunk was full of confidence and had already made a rigorous sneak attack plan!
"It's already been prepared!"
"OK!"
The concentrating fat man had no idea that Xia Diao behind him was approaching gradually with a back chair!
"Those guys are in range!"
"Prepare!"
"three!"
"two!"
"one!"
"Fire!!"
Uh-huh!
Bang! !
As soon as the brawny man's slogan was shouted, Xia Diao's armchair arrived as promised and hit the fat man's computer directly!
And Fatty’s computer crashed immediately!
Fatty: "???"
"Brother Diao, what are you doing!"
"Stop! This is my computer!"
However, Xia Diao had a sneer on his face and was not ready to stop, and even with the strength of the fat man, he was completely unable to stop Xia Diao!
Bang bang bang!
Crackling!
boom! !
finally.
With a burst of electric sparks, Fatty's computer fell apart and turned into scrap metal!
"Ahhh!"
"my computer!"
"Oh my god Thomas, Brother Diao is crazy!"
The fat man cried bitterly and hugged the body of the computer. Then, with a crazy look on his face, he wanted to rush over and fight Xia Diao!
However, Xia Diao dodged and missed the fat man, and instead roared at the fat man:
"You have no idea what I want!"
"You are my roommate Xia Diao, how can you use such an old broken computer!"
"Too shabby!"
Snapped!
After saying that, Xia Diao took out fifty red tickets from his pocket and slapped them directly on the table!
"This is five thousand, fat man, buy a good one for me, don't give it to my mother-in-law!"
"——Ding, the host is rich and domineering. He has changed the impression of his roommates. He is excellent! Obtained 8,000 excellence points!"
The fat man who turned around was completely shocked. He looked at the red ticket that Xia Diao took out and didn't know how to answer for a moment!
The roommates on the side were also confused by Xia Diao's operation. They even thought about beating him. They didn't expect that the ordinary-looking roommate could be so irritable!
And it looks like a hairy thigh!
"Still stunned, what are you doing? Hurry up and pick a good one for me!"
Hearing Xia Diao's scolding, the fat man quickly came to his senses, took away the red note with a smile on his face, and put it into his pocket without leaving a trace, quite like Xia Diao's demeanor!
At this time, Liu Hai and the strong man on the side also came to their senses, stood up and pounced on Xia Diao's thigh!
"Ou, Boss Xia!"
"Don't just worry about the fat guy, our computers are junk too!"
"Grandma, you will be our eldest brother from now on!"
Xia Diao looked indifferent and acted like a big brother. He helped them both up and sighed, with sincere and deep eyes:
"Brothers!"
"You don't know, the total this month is only five thousand and thirty yuan!"
"In order to save my roommate Xia Diao from being shabby, I also risked my own money!"
"For the remaining twenty-nine days, I am going to live by eating steamed buns every day!"
"Wowotou, four for one dollar, hehe!"
After hearing Xia Diao's heartfelt remarks, the strong man with bangs and the fat man were also deeply moved!
They didn't expect that their roommate Xia Diao was such a great person!
They actually paid so much for the look of their dormitory!
The two couldn't help but hug each other and cry:
"It's great to have roommates like this!"
"——Host, the host is selfless, has a noble character, and is excellent! Obtained 10,000 excellence points!"
At this time, Xia Diao also showed a happy smile.
He felt very happy in his heart. He had gained excellent points, and he smashed the computer happily. His roommate also convinced him. It was like killing three birds with one stone!
Moreover, Xia Diao has another big move to make!
"Okay, now that everyone knows what I mean, I won't say any more!"
"You are all my good brothers!"
"Today, we will become sworn brothers in the dormitory!"
"Four sworn brothers?" The fat man with bangs and the strong man looked at each other for a moment. They didn't know what Xia Diao was up to!
"In ancient times, Liu, Guan, and Zhang Taoyuan were sworn brothers. Today, we, Xia, Liu, Wang, and Wu, are sworn brothers. Why not?"
"Come on, Erguotou, let's go!"
As he spoke, Xia Diao put his hand into his collar and took out four 100ml bottles of Erguotou from his armpit!
Each person shared a bottle, and then Xia Diao flicked his finger to open the Erguotou bottle cap:
"Come on, drink!"
Seeing this, several other people also opened the bottle caps and raised them one by one:
"drink!"
As he drank a mouthful of Erguotou, Xia Diao's eyes were gradually replaced by deep affection and righteousness:
"Today we, Xia, Liu, Wang and Wu are sworn brothers!"
"I! Xia Diaobei! I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
"Me! Liu Haiyu! I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but I want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day!"
"Wait, shit?"
"Shut up, next one!"
"Okay!"
"I, Wang Gangfei! I don't want to be of the same year and month..."
"I am Wu San, Fatty Dragon!..."
…
Two minutes later, everyone's sworn bond was completed. At this time, Wu Sanpang, Liu Hai, and Wang Gang were even more convinced by Xia Diao, the eldest brother. They looked at his figure with an inexplicable feeling!
"——Ding, Xia Diao has become everyone's irreplaceable big brother, excellent! Obtained 12,000 excellence points!"
"Okay, now we are all brothers, second brother, help me up!"
"Okay!"
Xia Diao's face was full of smiles. With Liu Hai's help, Xia Diao sat back on his bed!
"Brothers, didn't you just eat chicken?"
"I'm actually a chicken-eating expert, let's go eat chicken!"
"Walk!"
"Walk!"
Everyone sat in front of their computers, and Xia Diao suddenly took out an ASUS 10,000 laptop from under his bed!
That was a high-end product that he exchanged for 10,000 excellent points!
"Come on, let's eat chicken!"
Watching Xia Diao, Liu Hai and Wang Gang all turn on their computers, Fatty looked at his scrap metal:
"???"
………
The happy hours of the night passed quickly!
It's true that Xia Diao hasn't touched a computer for a long time, and he couldn't wait to play chicken with several roommates!
The fat man also watched eagerly as everyone played all night, scratching his ears and cheeks, his hands itching, but every time he glanced at the pile of scrap metal, the fat man was speechless!
However, Xia Diao's skills were really good, and he led everyone to eat several handfuls of chicken in a row!
Let everyone deeply admire Xia Diaobei, the eldest brother!
The next day soon arrived!
Eight ten in the morning.
The morning sun is still so fascinating, warm and soft, like a pair of big hands stroking your skin and Xia Diao's exposed butt.
"Is it the next day?"
Xia Diao sat up on the bed sleepily:
"It looks like the sports meeting is about to start."
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