"It's so boring!"
A man wearing an ordinary shirt is walking leisurely on the street!
"I wonder if there are any beauties around here. They don't do anything but just look good!"
After saying that, the man walked to the corner of the street and turned around to look, but he couldn't turn his head:
"Damn it! There really is a beauty!" The man's eyes widened and he stared at the black-haired beauty in front of him!
His demented look made him almost ignore Xia Diao if the pig he was holding wasn't so eye-catching!
But he soon became disappointed.
"It's a pity...it seems that there is an owner..."
Seeing Xia Diao chatting and laughing with Hei Ran'er, he looked like his boyfriend. The man sighed and prepared to leave.
"etc!"
"Maybe they are just ordinary friends!"
The man was stunned for a moment. He thought of something, his eyes flashed with hope, and he turned his head again.
At this time, he saw Xia Diao holding the beauty's hand.
"Test! I knew it!"
"Beautiful women all have their own owners!" The man turned his head away with a look of dismay on his face.
"No, we can't give up so easily!"
Suddenly, the man turned around again, his eyes firm:
"Grandpa once said, no matter whether that woman has anything to do with you or not, as long as you work hard, a stick can be ground into a needle!"
Thinking of this, the man's face was filled with excitement. At this moment, he happened to see Xia Diao pulling the beautiful woman into a deserted alley!
"I'll beat the shit out of you, you beast!"
The man couldn't bear it anymore when he saw this scene, and a righteous anger was burning in his chest.
"Judging from the way the beauty was pulled away just now and the surprise on her face, she might have been forced!"
"I, Zhang Erpao, have sworn to learn how to be a Lei Feng for twenty years. How can I just sit idly by when something like this happens!"
After saying that, the man walked towards the alley with a righteous face and squeezed the lump tightly!
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At this time, Xia Diao had already led Hei Ran'er into the alley, trying his best to show a sunny smile, trying to look well-dressed in front of his sister.
"Why are you smiling so obscenely and bringing me in so mysteriously? If you don't know, you'd think I've been raped by you!"
Hei Ran'er's voice was helpless and she shrugged.
"Uh... I can't help it. I will take out a magical big treasure that cannot be seen by outsiders!"
He didn't expect such a sunny smile to be called obscene. Xia Diao was stunned for a moment, but he soon started laughing again.
Because in his opinion, this girl must not know how to appreciate it!
Who is he? He is the object of concern for countless widows in the village!
"What the hell is it!"
Hei Ran'er looked at Xia Diao curiously.
Hearing this, Xia Diao slowly put his hand into his pants and started groping!
After two seconds.
A ball about eight centimeters in diameter appeared in his hand!
"Wow! It was conjured there!"
Seeing the ball that suddenly appeared from her pants, Hei Ran'er's eyes widened with shock. She approached Xia Diao to see where it came from!
But after looking for a long time, I couldn't see that Xia Diao could hide an eight-centimeter ball.
This made her even more curious about this man.
Looking at Hei Ran'er who was sizing him up from the side, Xia Diao couldn't help but sniff with his nose, and a trace of the fragrant smell came from his body.
Xia Diao stretched out his right hand, and just as he was about to make the next move, a figure rushed into the alleyway, then pointed angrily at Xia Diao and roared:
"Shameless scoundrel! He abducted a woman from his family in broad daylight! He deserves to be punished for his crime!"
Xia Diao: "???"
"Stop pretending to be stupid!"
The man sneered, with sharp eyes, as if he had seen through everything:
"If I hadn't arrived in time, this girl might have been in trouble!"
"Why don't you hurry up and get arrested? Follow me to the police station and confess your crime. Maybe if you have a good attitude, you can be released in a few days!"
"Where does this retardation come from?"
Xia Diao picked his nose with a speechless face.
"Who are you calling a retard?" The man was very angry after hearing this, and now he was picking his nose in front of him. How unreasonable!
The righteous anger in his chest was burning, and the power of justice filled his whole body. As soon as he rolled up his sleeves, he was ready to subdue the traitor in front of him!
"roll!"
Just as he was about to take action, an angry voice came.
"Okay, I'll leave right away!"
Seeing the girl staring at him fiercely, Zhang Erpao was startled, his face full of embarrassment, then he turned around and trotted away with a smile on his face.
"Okay, now we can talk about joining the Sanction Gate!" Seeing the man leave, Xia Diao breathed a sigh of relief and squeezed the half-red and half-white ball again!
"Talk about football?" Hei Ran'er blinked curiously:
"What does joining the Sanction Gate have to do with my ball?"
Uh-huh! ——
Before Hei Ran'er responded, Xia Diao threw his right hand, the ball flew out of his hand, and then shouted:
"Come out, you idiot!"
Buzz! ! ——
In a flash of white light, a large golden eagle with a body length of two meters appeared in front of the two of them.
"Chirp?"
Seeing the sudden appearance outside, Sha Diao Diao stared at Hei Ran'er curiously.
"What!"
"This is... space... equipment?!" Seeing this thing, Hei Ran'er froze on the spot.
She remembered the secret equipment in the Thunder Dragon Department, one of which was a space equipment.
But that kind of equipment is extremely precious, and there are only a few pieces of the mysterious Thunder Dragon, and the space inside is no more than one meter at most. How can any of them be able to fit such a large sculpture!
And who designed such a precious instrument into a toy ball and used it to hold a sculpture? Is there anyone so prodigal?
You have to know which of the equipment in the Thunder Dragon Department is not extremely well-made, very sci-fi style, and has various secret uses. This is the first time he has seen this kind of ball.
"Where did you get this thing?"
"Don't worry about it, this is what I want to show you!"
Xia Diao straightened his back with pride on his face:
"I am interested in the Gate of Sanctions, but it is not me, but my strongest pet, the sand sculpture!"
Hei Ran'er: "???"
"Don't doubt it, that's what I mean!" Xia Diao put his hands in his pockets and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle:
"I think about how to maintain world peace every day. If I succumb to small sanctions, how can I travel around to save the world from fire and water!"
"If I can't learn, I'm like a fish without water. I will suffocate to death!"
"This has no impact! Our Sanction Gate is a national-level secret department, and there are no restrictions..."
"Needless to say! I know that the national mysterious department does not limit my salary!"
"But am I the kind of person who is greedy for pleasure?" Xia Diao interrupted Hei Ran'er with a serious face, leaving his deep back to Hei Ran'er:
"I have made up my mind! This sand sculpture means that I will stay in the Thunder Dragon Department!"
"Seeing this sand sculpture is like seeing me, he is my incarnation!"
Hei Ran'er: "???"
"This...you...your avatar?"
Hei Ran'er covered her mouth and looked at Xia Diao, then at Sha Diao!
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