on the highway.
"I've bought all my stuff, let's go directly to that bad old man's house!"
When Xia Diao came to the road, he turned over and sat on the pig's back, and galloped away with the pig, jumping all the way!
Didn't run for two minutes.
Did beep beep! ——
A rhythmic sound came.
"There seems to be some beeping sound?" Xia Diao touched his nose:
"The sound seems to be coming from behind. What kind of music is this? Why is it so ugly!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao looked back.
"Damn it, traffic enforcer!"
"That boy riding a pig, stop the hell!" A young man in uniform shouted cursingly:
"You were riding such a big pig on the road in broad daylight. Do you know how many people you caused to hit telephone poles in the few minutes you just rode?"
"Don't let me catch you!"
…
After paying a fine of 500, Xia Diao walked on the road calmly with a sunny smile on his face, holding the pig, as if nothing had happened!
After all, even though I had only ridden for a few minutes, it caused quite a stir. Such a ride was worth tens of thousands of dollars!
"Today is a good day, a good day!"
Humming a little tune and holding the big fat pig, Xia Diao prepared to walk to the old man's house. Fortunately, his house was also in Dongcheng, and it was estimated that he could get there in less than half an hour.
…
The east city is like a beautiful forest.
The surrounding economy in the villa area in Dongcheng is very developed, and the prices of the villas there are unimaginable for ordinary people.
At this time, Xia Diao has arrived at the villa area not far away and can be reached in a few minutes' walk.
"That girl has a great figure!"
With his eyes widened, Xia Diao stared blankly at the back of a girl in front of him while walking on the road.
A black loose sweatshirt and a pair of jeans make the legs look slender and youthful.
Behind her was a young man wearing a black suit. Although his appearance was a little worse than Xia Diao, he was still pretty good!
"Miss Hei, the Duna Waterfall in our city is very beautiful. I would like to invite you to go and see it!" The man invited with a smile on his face.
"Not interested!" Miss Hei's voice didn't waver at all!
Seeing this scene, Xia Diao sneered:
"Such a handsome man, followed by a woman, dressed like a dog!"
"Such a girl should be conquered by me!" Looking at him with contempt, Xia Diaozhao checked the little vest and blue patterned pants that Li Xiaozhao was still wearing, and followed him confidently!
He believed that with his majestic and confident demeanor and the cool and unrestrained manner in which he spoke dirty words, that man would be ashamed and give up the competition!
"Sister, could you please add a giant letter?" Coming behind the girl, Xia Diao patted her on the shoulder!
"Huh?" The girl was stunned for a moment, feeling like she had heard this voice somewhere before, so she turned her head, but her eyes were randomly attracted by the big fat pig:
"Wow, what a fat pig!"
"Who is your mother?" At this time, the young man following him realized and looked at Xia Diao angrily!
"Swearing people can be so literary? This guy is pretty good!" Xia Diao was stunned for a moment, and then stared back, his fierce eyes no less fierce than his:
"Who is your mother?"
"I can't defeat your old mother!"
"F*ck!" The man was also stunned. He didn't expect that the strange man holding the big fat pig in front of him was no weaker than him! So he spoke again:
"You are an animal, sleeping with dogs!"
"Ha!" Xia Diao sneered and spoke again:
"The dog's body is very fragrant, you can't conquer it!"
"I..." The man's face turned red after hearing this. He didn't expect that the handsome man in front of him could be so eloquent. He was dissatisfied and was about to fight back again! "
"Why are you such a shameless boy!" A clear voice blocked the man's words.
"You...you know him?" There was a hint of surprise in the man's voice!
"Yes, he is a friend of mine!" Miss Hei laughed.
Seeing Miss Hei smiling, the man froze in place. Ever since he started pursuing Miss Hei a few days ago, he had never seen her smile.
But now I am laughing because of a strange man!
Such a smile was so captivating that the man was stunned for a while, and then he realized that this smile had nothing to do with him!
Why should this poor boy wearing trousers and a small vest think that he, Han Shaobai, is a direct disciple of the Han family and is an ancient warrior, so he is not better than him in any way!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel angry.
"Shameless boy?"
Hearing these words, Xia Diao was stunned for a moment and carefully looked at the girl in front of him with serious eyes.
"I think I've seen it somewhere before. Her back just now looked a bit like Widow Wang?"
"But these legs are so nice!"
"What do you mean by legs?" The girl was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Xia Diao said.
"No...no..., I mean your voice is so white!"
Girl: "..."
Seeing that the picture was getting darker and darker, Xia Diao's face was filled with eagerness. Suddenly an idea came to him, and he turned around and held Han Shaobai's face next to him:
"I mean, this handsome guy has a really white face and he talks nicely!"
Han Shaobai: "???"
"Ahem." Xia Diao gradually calmed down and said seriously:
"That's what I mean. I just want to express that this man is very handsome and I want to get close to him. But the wording may be a bit inappropriate. Don't take it personally!"
"After all, my elementary school Chinese was taught by a security guard."
Hearing this, Han Shaobai's face was filled with shock, and the anger in his heart was suppressed. It seemed that he had never seen such a shameless person, and his voice was trembling:
"Is it possible for me to knock you out like this?"
"You have to add a lot of trust in the first place, and then you try to get close to me. Do you know me? I'm trying to get you close to you!"
"——Ding, the host cleverly resolved the awkwardness of words. Although it was very shameless, it was excellent and got 4000 excellence points!"
…
At this time, Han Shaobai looked at Xia Diao's smiling face and wanted to teach him a lesson, but due to his identity as Miss Hei's friend, he kept a surge of anger in his heart.
He felt like he might have hit something evil today!
I had originally heard that this girl from the same villa area as him had a mysterious identity and was good-looking. I wanted to see if I could catch her. Then he would have some competition for the position of the head of the family!
Unexpectedly, a strange boy holding a pig suddenly appeared and ruined all his plans!
"Handsome man, don't be excited, stay calm!" Xia Diao patted Han Shaobai on the shoulder and said calmly:
"We are all civilized people, how can we say something dirty! We..."
"Knock on the mud, get out of here!"
He didn't expect that this strange poor boy would dare to come up and talk to him!
"Irritated!" Xia Diao glanced at him with contempt. He glanced at "Miss Hei" again. Looking at her face and tone, he trembled and gradually remembered something!
Three words suddenly came out of his mouth:
"Miss Black!"
…
"That kid should be in this direction!" At this time, a group of people not far away were running closer and closer.
The leader, the man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, saw Xia Diao and his big fat pig, and his eyes lit up:
"I finally caught up with him. It was that brat who injured both my arms!"
"Brothers get him!"
…