"Virtual projection!" Looking at the incredibly clear screen, Xia Diao laughed:
"I never thought I could live in such a beautiful house!"
"It's a pleasure to serve you! Master!"
At this time, another shadow condensed, and then a handsome butler-like man appeared. His appearance was dignified, and he was not inferior even to Xia Diao:
"If you have any needs, please tell me and I can meet all your requirements!"
Hearing this, Xia Diao's eyes flashed with excitement!
Then Xia Diao visited other things, including walls that simulated the temperature of the four seasons, a refrigerator with various foods available at any time, and an automatic shitting machine.
"Not bad!"
Xia Diao was quite satisfied with the visit, and then he felt sleepy. He looked at the time and realized that it was already twelve o'clock at night!
"Take a rest and go to that bad old man's house for dinner tomorrow!"
As soon as he lay down on the ground casually, a simple cot rose up from under Xia Diao and caught him.
…
Seven o'clock the next morning
East City.
Xia Diao got up very early.
After possessing the physique of a demon servant, his body recovered quickly and his need for sleep became less and less.
Holding a rope tied to the big fat pig, Xia Diao walked happily on the road.
"That bad old man didn't expect me to go find him so soon!"
A smirk flashed in Xia Diao's eyes:
"He should be no match for me now. Let's go and see if he has any granddaughters, great-granddaughters, great-granddaughters, or anything like that. Let's take action directly!"
"Hum!"
At this time, the big fat pig barked, as if he was dissatisfied with being tied by the rope!
"Ah Fei, it's just a rope, just bear with it, what if you don't tie it up and scare others!"
After saying that, Xia Diao touched his pig's head.
"The Han family is in a certain manor in the eastern suburbs. It's still some distance away from here. Should I bring some gifts to the bad old man?" Xia Diao frowned!
Because when visiting your home, you usually bring some fruit gifts, and summer eagles are no exception!
"There must be no shortage of good cigarettes and good wine. Let's have some fruit. Wait, I can buy some food for the old man to cook for him to try!
Thinking of this, Xia Diao immediately went to the nearest Dongcheng Farmers Market.
This is also the place where he sold fish before, so he is relatively familiar with it.
"Boss, how do you sell this pineapple beer?"
"Two dollars a bottle."
"Okay!"
Holding several bottles of good wine, Xia Diao tied the big fat pig to a telephone pole and entered the Dongmao Market.
After all, the farmer’s market is quite crowded and it’s difficult for big fat pigs to move around.
"The food for that bad old man can't be simple." A hint of wit flashed in Xia Diao's eyes:
"I'll just make a stir-fried meat with green onions and durians. By the way, the durians can also be given away as fruits!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao came to a pork shop.
"Boss, how do you sell pork belly!"
"20 a pound."
"Why did the price increase? I remember we weren't 18 before!" Xia Diao asked.
"You don't know, a few days ago, someone saw a big fat pig two or three meters long on the street!"
"A pork seller saw this scene, took it, said it was from his family, and then raised the price. Other sellers followed his lead and raised their prices, so I also raised my prices!"
"I can't help it, I'm already very cheap!"
Hearing this, Xia Diao couldn't help laughing when he thought of his big fat pig. He didn't expect that his big fat pig would actually become a star pig!
"Okay, I'll go to another house to ask, and buy some other vegetables by the way."
"Young man, don't leave, I'm really the cheapest here!"
After leaving the pork shop, Xia Diao came to a stall selling green onions.
"Boss, how do you sell green onions?"
"Three yuan a pound!"
"Damn it, the price of green onions has also increased! Wasn't it two pieces before?"
"There is nothing I can do. The price of pork has gone up. If I want to eat pork, the only way is if the price goes up."
Xia Diao: "..."
After being stunned for a while, Xia Diao angrily bought two kilograms of green onions. After all, he was wealthy, and then went to a fruit shop.
"Boss lady, I want a durian!"
"Durian, 50 a pound!"
"I'm sorry, the price of durian has also increased?" Xia Diao said with anger on his face:
"Didn't durian cost 45 a pound before?"
The landlady spread her hands:
"I can't help it. The price of green onions has increased. I want to eat green onions!"
Xia Diao: "???"
After buying a durian with a black line on his face, Xia Diao came to a stall selling leaf cigarettes. Then Xia Diao stared at the stall owner and rolled up his sleeves with a sneer!
He thought that if the price increased, he would beat the stall owner to death!
Seeing this handsome man staring at him, the stall owner looked confused. He touched his adopted puppy and thought:
"Why does this young man look so vicious!"
"What is he going to do? He doesn't have any undue thoughts about me!"
Thinking of this, the stall owner shuddered and looked at Xia Diao warily, not daring to speak too loudly:
"Young man, what's wrong with you? You don't look well."
"Do you want to buy grass cigarettes? It costs 5 yuan a piece. Authentic grass cigarettes!"
"Sure enough, the price has increased!" Xia Diao became even more angry:
"Boss, please explain!"
"Do you want to eat durian?"
Xia Diao felt that he had seen through everything, but even so, Xia Diao was filled with shock.
Because durian is very smelly, few people can eat it, even he who is so good will not eat it.
Could it be that the uncle in front of me just wants to eat durian?
At this time, the stall owner looked at Xia Diao with an innocent face:
"No, I don't eat durian!"
Xia Diao was relieved after hearing this. It seemed that everything was not out of control yet.
At this time, the stall owner slowly took out a piece of durian from his back:
"Although I won't eat durian because the price has increased, my Ah Huang wants to eat durian!"
After saying that, the stall owner fed the durian to the puppy behind him.
"puff!!"
Xia Diao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood and clutched his chest tightly. He felt it was too fake. He always felt that these people selling green onion and durian leaf cigarettes were all actors, and they were working together to trick him!
Xia Diao stared angrily at the stall owner for a long time. It wasn't until the uncle's scalp became numb that Xia Diao stopped!
In the end, Xia Diao had no choice but to compromise.
“Now we’re still short of pork!”
After shopping around, Xia Diao found that among all the pork shops, only the first one he just went to was the cheapest.
Returning to the pork shop and looking at the familiar stall owner, Xia Diao felt angry for some reason:
“It’s all because of you pork sellers that the prices of so many things have increased!”
Stall owner: "???"
"What are you talking about? Do you want to buy pork?"
"Yes, give me two pounds of pork belly!" Xia Diao nodded.
"Pork belly, 22 a pound."
"What?" Xia Diao felt that he heard wrongly:
"Didn't you just raise the price?"
"Yes, but I just found out that the price of leaf cigarettes has increased. I want to eat leaf cigarettes!"
Xia Diao: "???"
"Young man, why are you standing there? Do you want any more pork?" The owner of the pork shop smiled and patted Xia Diao on the shoulder, looking like he was coming to buy some pork.
"I……"
"Okay, two pounds."
Holding the pork, Xia Diao took a deep breath. This vegetable market was too fake. He was ready to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.
At this time, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure coming out of the pork shop, seeming to be whispering something!
"It seems to be the one selling green onions?" Xia Diao looked curious and pricked up his ears!
"The price of pork has increased again, and it seems that the price of my green onions will also increase!" the lady selling onions whispered!
Xia Diao: "???"
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