Everyone in the Fire Bug Club Sword and Horse Hall: "???"
As the bird poop came out, a stench swept over the entire place!
And it smells worse than the Momi bird poop that Xia Diao took out! It's fresh and hot after all!
As we all know, objects with higher temperatures will have more activated molecules and the smell will dissipate faster, so the hot Momi bird poop will naturally make the smell even worse!
And the smell is almost exactly the same as "spiritual soil"!
The expressions of everyone present changed drastically, as if their parents were dead!
"no!"
"Ugh!...Wow!!..."
"Ah...! This "spiritual soil" is actually bird poop!"
"Ah! I even ate three lumps! I'm not going to live anymore!" A gangster turned pale and desperately touched his crotch, wanting to hang himself to death!
"I... ugh...!" Liang Liang's originally calm expression gradually turned pale!
Even though he had a strong heart and was extremely witty, he couldn't accept that he had just eaten bird poop, so he vomited like crazy!
As hundreds of people continued to vomit, large areas of vomit were everywhere, like natural cesspools!
Moreover, since the Momi bird poop has not been digested for a long time after entering the stomach, and the stomach is kept warm, the vomit is mixed with gastric acid, and the odor suddenly increases sharply!
The entire top of Fenglin Mountain was smoky, and the strong stench almost reached the bottom of the mountain!
The scene got out of control for a while!
The dozen or so people in the Thunder Dragon team quickly retreated, and they were all filled with doubts about their lives due to the stench!
"Why did these people suddenly vomit and vomit shit? Oh my God!" The black-haired middle-aged man looked shocked!
"Oh my god, what happened!" The young man in black robe in the distance also noticed this and his eyes widened:
"Did these people eat shit?"
——Ding, the host is extremely perverted. He poisons everyone with bird droppings and makes them doubt their life. Excellent! Obtain 120,000 excellent points!
——Ding, the host excelled twice in one thing and won the title of Junior Shower!
Junior Xiu'er: Get a 20% discount when purchasing extremely perverted items from the system!
Host: Xia Diao
Identity: Ordinary person (sand sculpture)
Realm: Level 1 Demon Life (Demon Slave)
Excellent value: 452,000 points
Demon under his command:
Level 1: Demon Eyes, Hell Rabbit, Abyss Grass.
Level 2: Water Evil Spirit, Level 3: Dark Armor Wolf.
Location: Local galaxy group, Milky Way, Earth, China, Wuchuan Province, top of Fenglin Mountain in Yancheng.
"450,000?" At this time, Xia Diao also saw his huge outstanding value, and a sunny and satisfied smile appeared on his face!
He originally had a sunny and handsome smile, but in the eyes of everyone who saw this scene, he looked like a devil!
"Oh my God, that pervert is still laughing!"
"My dear, is he a devil?"
"Look at the crazy things he just did! Now he actually shows a satisfied smile. It's scary! Shocking!"
Everyone in the Huo Chong Hui Daoma Hall looked in disbelief!
But that’s not the case in the eyes of another person!
"He..." Han Xue looked at Xia Diaoyang's smile with curiosity:
"He's such a strange person. He always does some unsightly things when he's playing pranks!"
"I really wonder what kind of person he is like!"
"But...he is a bit handsome when he smiles like this..." Thinking of this, Han Xue's face turned red!
Suddenly, Han Xue gathered up her courage and ran to Xia Diao in small steps, her eyes filled with little stars:
"Handsome guy, send me a huge message and come to my house for dinner when you have time!"
"Eat?" Looking at Han Xue with a blushing face, Xia Diao was stunned for a moment!
Thinking of Mr. Han's invitation to dinner before, a polite and gentlemanly smile appeared on his face, like a successful young man with a successful career:
"You can add a giant letter, but... I'm sorry, there are too many people inviting me to dinner, so I need to make a reservation..."
"That's it!" Han Xue looked disappointed and did not doubt Xia Diao's words:
"With so many people inviting you to dinner, you must be a big shot!"
"Okay then, send me a giant letter first, and we'll make an appointment when you're free!"
After saying that, the two people added a huge letter in front of everyone!
"???" The young man in black robe was already numb:
"Can you deceive a girl like this?"
"Tiandao Huihui! How could this happen! Such a pervert can actually attract girls!" A young man from the Thunder Dragon Squadron collapsed and sat on the ground.
"This... strange boy!" The bearded uncle touched his forehead helplessly!
"——Ding, the host is extremely perverted and uses incredible methods to deceive a simple girl. Excellent! Get 40,000 excellence points!
“I’ve earned enough with excellent value!”
"By the way, what is this big golden bird!"
"I just teleported one Momi bird!"
Xia Diao looked at the Momi Bird and Sand Diao that had just appeared in confusion!
"No matter what, you are my eagle who appears here!" After saying that, Xia Diao straightened his sleeves, grabbed the necks of Momi Bird and Sand Diao with his left hand, and calmly moved away from the vomiting Fire Bug Club and everyone in the Saber Hall. !
"Quack, quack, quack!"
The neck was grabbed, and the sand sculpture was so painful that he burst into tears and struggled wildly!
Swish!
Streams of sand appeared out of thin air and impacted Xia Diao, but Xia Diao completely ignored it!
However, the members of the Thunder Dragon Team who were shocked just now were shocked again!
"This eagle actually has B-level superpowers!"
"Exotic beast!"
"Who is this kid? Why are there such strange beasts? I can't see through... I can't see through!" The bearded uncle's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he was determined in his heart:
"Such talents must be recruited into our Thunder Dragon Department!"
"Where are you going, you brat!" At this time, an angry and aggrieved voice came. Yan Nu, whose face was full of tears, stared at Xia Diao:
"You're a scoundrel! You're despicable and shameless. If you have the ability, you don't need that strange stick. Let's have a fair duel!"
Yan Nu said angrily, she seemed to want revenge!
"When you say that, I feel very sad!"
Suddenly, Xia Diao stopped, covering his chest with his right hand, slowly walked towards Yan Nu, and looked at her affectionately:
"It's my fault!"
"I will never make you cry again!"
"I will protect you, take care of you, and never let you get hurt!"
"???"
"What are you talking about, brat! Our eldest sister needs protection like you, a bastard?" Hearing this, the young man in black robe was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Xia Diao angrily!
Han Xue next to her also had a sour look in her eyes:
"Isn't he really interested in that fiery woman?
Thinking of this, Han Xue lowered her head sadly:
"Yes, what are you thinking about? He is so outstanding, how can I, an ordinary woman, be worthy of him!
"You..." Yan Nu's reaction was different from that of the young man in black robe. After all, Xia Diao looked very handsome when he looked serious!
Because although Xia Diao is true, he is actually a handsome guy!
Fair skin, angular face, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes!
Seeing Xia Diao's sincere eyes dull, her cheeks turned red and she thought:
"Did this guy have a new life?"
"He won't like me anymore!"
At this time, Xia Diao's eyes became more serious, staring into Yan Nu's eyes:
"I promise what I said is true!"
"Because when you cry."
"I just want to laugh!!"
Yan Nu: "???"
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