"Huh?" Xia Diao, who returned to the top of the mountain, looked at the scene inside the barrier and was stunned:
"It seems very lively?"
"Didn't I poop on the way back? Why is it such a mess?"
"Oh, I know!" A happy smile appeared on his face:
"It seems they missed me!"
"System, is there any way to change the aura!"
"Is there any pink shit?" Xia Diao's lips curled up into a weird smile!
"Go back to the host. The host can buy Li Erzhao's vest and Momi Bird's poop!"
Li Erzhao's little vest: It can make one's breath change arbitrarily within the upper and lower realms. Price: 10,000 Excellent Value!
Momi bird poop: The excrement of the Momi star bird tribe is pink and extremely smelly. "Price: 20 excellent value per pound!
A wise smile appeared on Xia Diao's face:
"It's just him, I want to teach those young people a lesson!"
"System, redeem 500 pounds of Momi bird poop and Li Erzhao's vest!"
"Ding, the exchange was successful, a total of 20,000 excellent points were consumed!"
Buzz!
Bangta!
The light flashed, and a full one-meter-high big sack and a gray vest appeared on the ground!
"Hey!" Xia Diao's smile gradually became abnormal. He took off his original clothes, put on Li Erzhao's vest, and walked to the edge of the barrier with a large sack in his hand!
The big sack exudes a foul odor and is filled with pink feces. Although five hundred pounds of Momi bird poop is already very heavy, it is actually very light for the current summer eagle!
After all, An Jin's arm strength has reached more than 500 kilograms, and Xia Diao's strength is comparable to that of the middle stage of Hua Jin, and his arm strength has reached terrifying thousands of kilograms!
As Xia Diao walked toward the barrier, many people looked over when they heard the movement!
"That person is..." An ordinary Fireworm Club member looked over, and then his face changed drastically:
"not good!"
"No, what kind of pervert is this!"
Hearing the shouting, everyone looked in that direction, and then there was one!
"Then...that's the devil, why is he back!"
"What, he's back, you didn't lie to me, did you?"
"Hurry up and put your phone away, I'm not kidding you! Be careful, I'll stop it for you!"
"A real devil! Oh my god, my life is at stake!"
"Hey!"
An excited and charming voice came!
"Don't you miss me? I'll bring you gifts!" Xia Diao said with a smile on his face.
"Really, I haven't seen you for a while, why are you so excited? Why are so many people taking off their pants!"
Snapped!
Arriving in front of the crowd, Xia Diao threw the sack to the ground!
"This... guy, why are you back!" Shadow Snake's face turned pale, and his originally smiling face turned completely cold:
"Has the president of the Fire Insect Club been killed already? That Bakugan is useless?"
"Liang Liang, didn't you say that your president would defeat this demon!" Da Dao grabbed Liang Liang's shoulder angrily:
"Now that he's back again, what should we do!"
"I... now is not the time to argue. We should think about what to do now!" Liang Liang's calm expression became panicked!
He vaguely felt that he might be really cool this time!
"Are you curious why I came back so soon!" Xia Diao is a bit sunny, and at first glance he looks like the big brother next door!
But seeing this smile, everyone felt a chill in their hearts, and some gang members became even more angry and begged for mercy!
"Grandma, let us go!"
But Xia Diao remained unmoved and grabbed a member as if he was about to break his neck!
"Grandma, this is all my wealth!"
Suddenly, the arrested member hurriedly searched his trouser pockets and wallet, and there were five red tickets in them!
Seeing this scene, Zhuque Qinglong and other senior officials were speechless!
After all, how could a strong man like Xia Diao care about a mere few hundred votes!
But the next scene almost shocked their jaws!
Xia Diao was slightly startled, and once again remembered the main purpose of his visit this time!
It’s nothing like sanctioning the Fire Worm Society and preventing them from trading poisons, but something along the lines!
He put down the member, took away the ticket with a satisfied look on his face, and patted the member on the shoulder kindly:
"It would be great if it were like this earlier!"
"Okay, it's okay. Don't worry, I won't do anything to you!"
"Thank you, grandma!" When the member heard this, he ran to the side with excitement!
Everyone: "???"
Everyone was stunned, and King Kong even cursed:
"Knock it off, tell me if you want money, why did you beat us up and kill so many people, even the president is dead!"
The others were similar, their faces turned red, and they almost rushed over to fight Xia Diao!
"——Ding, the sand sculpture host is a mercenary villain who deceives everyone's feelings. Excellent! Get 50,000 excellence points!"
"Don't be so anxious!" At this time, Xia Diao untied the big sack:
"Aren't you curious why I killed the president so quickly?"
The gang members didn't speak, but their slightly curious eyes explained everything!
At this time, Xia Diao untied the hemp rope, and a stench instantly filled the entire place!
Everyone: "???"
"...What smell! What is that!"
"What did he bring? Why does it smell like shit!"
"It stinks, my God, I swear, this smells worse than the dog shit I smelled yesterday!"
"Why are you smelling dog shit!"
"Uh...you care about me!"
Everyone's expressions changed, and everyone covered their noses with ugly expressions. Only Xia Diao remained calm and composed!
Xia Diao cleared his throat:
"Yes, I used it to defeat the president!"
“This is no ordinary shit!
After saying that, he turned the mouth of the sack to everyone.
Everyone was stunned when they saw what was inside.
"Pink shit?"
"What is this and why is there pink shit!"
"He said he defeated the president with this shit. How is this possible? Could it be that the president stinks to death?"
"Why does shit stink to the death of the president? Are you kidding me? The president is a master in the late stage of energy transformation!"
"Tell you the truth!" Xia Diao's voice was wise and mysterious at this time:
"This is actually not shit, this is a kind of spiritual soil!"
"It smells bad, but it's a medicine that's three parts poisonous. How can such a good thing have no shortcomings? The more heaven-defying the spiritual soil, the smellier it will be!"
"I just ate it and my strength increased dramatically, so I defeated the president quickly!"
"You fart!" At this time, the irritable King Kong's face was red, with veins circling on his face:
"This slimy stuff looks exactly like shit. If it turns pink, does it become spiritual soil?"
"You're playing tricks on us!"
"Brother Beast is right, this is obviously shit!" Beast also stared at Xia Diao angrily:
"You can eat it if you can!"
"Where are you Huo Gui!"
"Just eat!" At this time, Xia Diao used his gloved right hand to spit out a sticky lump of Momi bird poop:
"Oh my god! This stuff looks so delicious!"
"Ah! My mouth is watering~"
"I'll smell it again."
"Hmm! Oh my god! It's so strong! It tastes so good!"
Everyone was stunned when they saw Xia Diao dragging his shit around and smelling it!
"What is he going to do! He won't really eat it!"
"What are you thinking? How could he eat shit? He might want to take it out to scare us!"
"If he eats shit, I'll cut it off like a screwdriver!"
"Hey, look, that guy put shit in his mouth!"
"What? How is that possible? Wow! He opened his mouth!"
"He...he...I bought it! He ate it! He ate it! Uh!...Poof!!"
The scene was in chaos. At this time, Xia Diao had already put Momi bird poop in his mouth and ate it with a sneer on his face!
However, everyone was so frightened by this scene that their faces changed drastically, their outlook on life was completely ruined, and several of them vomited out in disgust!
"Uh...wow!"
"How could he do this! Oh my God!"
"How can there be such a crazy person in this world!"
King Kong Beast and others were already petrified on the spot. They had never seen such a perverted person eating shit in public!
I saw this young man very sunny and handsome before, but I didn’t expect that he would be like this now!
Ever since he started pinching walnuts in his chest, he has become more and more perverted, and now it has had a huge impact on their outlook on life!
"Hey, they seem to be surprised?" Xia Diao licked his lips expressionlessly!
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