Seeing that Xia Diao was unmoved and even clamored to go up the mountain to catch the tiger, the middle-aged man's expression changed!
He had never seen such a strange person. He didn't care about riding a pig and not walking on the mountain road, but he still wanted to catch a tiger!
"Young man, stop joking, how can a man fight with a tiger!"
"Hurry up, it'll be too late!
However, Xia Diao still didn't respond and continued to wait there for the tiger!
"Really, it's almost too late!"
"It's too late!" Xia Diao said lightly!
At this time, a rustling sound suddenly sounded, and then a huge figure with colorful patterns jumped over quickly!
Seeing this scene, the man felt like he was going crazy. He clenched the scythe in his hand, his expression gradually became determined, and he was ready to fight to the death!
After all, he couldn't just watch such a young and energetic young man die in a tiger's mouth!
At this time, the tiger had already arrived in front of Xia Diao. Its two-meter-plus body, sharp claws, and ferocious teeth all showed his danger!
The tiger was lying low, but it did not attack rashly, but its fierce eyes were fixed on the big fat pig that Xia Diao was sitting on!
Seeing this scene, Xia Diao raised his lips:
"Oh, you are quite smart and know how to detect danger!"
The man was stunned when he saw the tiger did not attack:
"what happened?"
"Why doesn't this tiger attack?"
at this time.
"Roar!--"
The tiger roared suddenly, roaring into the forest, so frightened that the middle-aged man staggered and almost sat on the ground!
However, at this time, neither the summer eagle nor the big fat pig, nor even the kitten on his shoulder responded!
"System, check this tiger!" Xia Diao said with curiosity!
"——Ding, Bengal tiger, state: ordinary tiger!"
"I didn't expect that looking so fierce is just ordinary!"
Xia Diao turned over and jumped off the pig's back, yawned, and said in a lazy voice:
"Ah Fei, I'll leave this stupid cat to you!"
The big fat pig shook its head excitedly after hearing Xia Diao's words, and seemed very excited:
"Hmm! Hmm!"
The middle-aged man frowned after hearing my words, his voice filled with confusion:
"Young man, don't fool around!"
"No matter how big a pig is, it can't beat a tiger!"
Hearing this, Xia Diao smiled and said confidently:
"Uncle, my pig is different!"
"He is a trained special pig! He has gone through many training projects such as ten-kilometer pig-backed cross-country, tactical fighting training, pig body anti-impact training, pig trotters landmine demolition simulation, pig eye vision training, pig head hitting target training, etc. Facing ordinary pigs, he can fight one against a hundred!"
"Uncle, just watch it!"
"Is there such a powerful pig?" The uncle's eyes were dull after hearing this, but before he could react, the big fat pig had already launched an offensive!
Facing the tiger on the opposite side, the big fat pig was not afraid at all and rushed over with the pig's head on his head!
brush!
It was like a huge hurricane blowing by!
"Kacha! Kacha!"
The branches and bushes passing by were shattered directly, without any blocking effect at all!
The middle-aged man looked shocked:
"What kind of pig is this? It's so big and so fast!"
"With its size, if you hit it, not to mention a tiger, even a car would be knocked away!"
Seeing the big fat pig charging towards him, the tiger was also startled. The ferocity in his eyes was gone, and he quickly jumped away!
As the tiger dodged, the big fat pig actually hit a tree as thick as a bucket!
"boom!!--"
The tree suddenly broke in half!
"Roar!" Seeing this scene, the tiger was frightened and quickly took several steps back!
"What!"
Seeing this scene, the uncle's face was full of shock:
"This pig can actually break a tree. What kind of strength is this!"
"Young man, go take a look at your pig. Such a violent impact might hurt the pig's head!"
Before Xia Diao could answer, the big fat pig had already recovered and pointed its head at the Bengal tiger again. Except for a little ash on its head, there was no scar at all!
The big fat pig raises its butt and head, adjusts its posture and attacks again!
Seeing that the big fat pig was safe and sound, the tiger was already panicked. His original fierce aura disappeared, and he looked a bit like a frightened big cat!
"Hum!"
The big fat pig yelled and turned into a hurricane again and rushed out!
"Ka-tap-tap!~"
The sound of dense branches breaking sounded, and every sound stimulated the tiger's mind!
"Roar!"
Finally, facing the big fat pig charging towards him, the tiger gave up the attack and ran towards the mountains with a roar!
Seeing the tiger run away, the middle-aged man breathed a long sigh of relief:
"I thought I might die from a tiger's mouth today, but luckily I have the young man's special pig!"
"Young man, thank you for today...hey, where is the person?"
At this time Xia Diao had already ridden on the pig's back:
"Goodbye, uncle, my fat guy just got addicted and wants to fight with that little tiger, so I'm going to chase him, bye!"
"Let's go!"
After saying that, he rode the big fat pig and rushed towards the mountains!
"——Ding, the host is like someone else's child, enviable, excellent, and gets 300 excellence points!"
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The uncle stayed there for a while, and then his face was sweating violently:
"Young men today are not simple!"
"You dare to ride a pig and fight a tiger at such a young age, just like Wu Song!"
"Think about my silly son. Oh~ I wish that baby could be half as good as him, so I wouldn't be selling Hudong Duck King now!"
…
Click, click, click! ——
At this time, the summer eagle was riding a big fat pig and was chasing the Bengal tiger in the forest!
"Big fat cat, stop!"
"do not run!"
Although the Bengal tiger nimbly moved quickly through the mountains and forests, the big fat pig was not covered. Although it was huge, it was a pig with peak dark power after all, and it still followed closely behind the tiger!
After seeing no sign of catching up for a long time, Xia Diao looked embarrassed:
"I don't believe we can't catch this fat cat!"
"System, exchange for a bag of Bengal tiger shit!"
"——Ding, congratulations to the host for spending 2,000 excellence points in exchange for a bag of Bengal tiger poop."
"Hey!~"
Seeing this bag of shit, Xia Diao's smile gradually became abnormal:
"Shit escapes, tiger shit escapes and chicken falls!"
His hands turned into phantoms, and he quickly threw out a small lump of Bengal tiger shit!
Whoosh whoosh!! ——
"Roar!"
Unable to figure out where this human excrement of the same kind came from, the frightened tiger had no choice but to dodge with all his strength!
However, even though the Bengal tiger wanted to dodge, with Xia Diao's hand speed, it couldn't dodge at all!
"Pah, pah, pah!—"
After a while, the tiger's body was covered with several piles of feces of his own kind!
"Ho! ~ Roar!! -"
The Bengal tiger roared in despair. He had never seen such a perverted human being, attacking him with the shit of his own kind!
He felt Husheng's most desperate moment!
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