At this time, Xia Diao looked at He Jing kindly, like a kind elder:
"When an ugly ghost says that he has experienced non-accidental physical death and died somewhere else, and then takes action and falls from a high place, then it will inevitably cause local contradictions in the brain due to some logical reasons. As a result, a voice was made: It smells so good!”
"This is the famous Wang Erdai's first law, proposed by a great scientist and philosopher Wang Erdai!"
"???" He Jing was stunned for a moment and said he didn't understand at all:
"You idiot, don't think you can make me become your teacher by saying these strange things!" He Jing said firmly!
"Ha!" Xia Diao sneered and slowly tightened his grip on the mouse!
Compared to before, his mental power is much stronger, and of course his control over the game is also much stronger!
Soon, Xia Diao started his operation!
five minutes later.
"Yes, this red dot shooting is quite accurate! Brother Diao, you have made progress!"
"Hey, quadruple scope scanning?"
"Damn it, triple kill with 8x scope!
"Eat duck!"
"..."
"Brother Tian, accept me as your disciple!"
Seeing He Jing bending his feet and seeming to kneel down, Xia Diao raised the corner of his mouth:
"There's no need to give such a big gift!" He looked sanctimonious and quickly supported He Jing!
"Brother Diao, what are you doing!" He Jing was stunned!
"No, no, no, you don't need to kneel to become a disciple, you and I are just saying this!" Xia Diao smiled all over his face!
He Jing looked strange:
"I just squatted down and simulated pooping. I wasn't prepared to kneel down!"
"And just help me, why are you holding my breasts so hard?"
Xia Diao: "???"
Although Xia Diao looked embarrassed, he was still very polite:
"Don't worry about these details, why are you thinking so much!"
At this moment, Xia Diao's expression suddenly changed, and his expression became solemn again:
“As the saying goes, he who achieves great things does not stick to trivial matters!”
"We should look to the distance! Instead of these complacency in front of us!"
"As long as you work hard, in the end, I believe you can be as good as me!"
"Young man, I'm optimistic about you!"
He Jing’s eyes lit up after hearing this!
"I see!"
"Brother Diao Niubi, then quickly accept me as your disciple!"
"Yes, you have understanding!" Xia Diao said with a kind smile on his face!
"Since you are so sincere..."
"Wait, there are still us!"
"Huh?" Hearing this, Xia Diao looked back in confusion!
I saw two young men with shining eyes standing behind!
"Brother, you are really amazing, teach us too!"
"The key is that people are handsome. I find that everyone who plays this game is handsome, especially you. I was overwhelmed by your handsomeness just now!"
"If you accept us as your disciples, and you ask me to fight in the east, I will definitely fight in the west!"
Looking at their sincere eyes, Xia Diao felt a little embarrassed!
"Well, I will reluctantly accept you!"
"Study hard under my tutelage and strive to achieve positive results as soon as possible!"
"As a teacher, I believe in you! Come on!"
"Yes! Master!" The three of them shouted in unison!
"Come on, let me show you my skills as a teacher!"
After saying that, Xia Diao started to operate again!
Even because of his excellent skills and Xia Diao's unique temperament, more and more people are watching the battle!
"I'm sorry, why can I eat duck in a pan?"
"Oh my God, look at Wang Dazhu! Kill him at 25!"
"What did I see? What kind of snakeskin move is this!"
——Ding, the host is pretending to be a role model, extremely hypocritical, in order to seek benefits, be excellent, and get 5000 excellence points!
…
Just as Xia Diao was fighting vigorously, a feeling of shit came out, and Xia Diao's expression changed:
"Oops, the beast is out of the cage!"
"He Jing, please help me operate it while I go to the toilet!"
"Great!" He Jing happily took over Xia Diao's complete set of 98K costumes!
"With this equipment, He Jing should be able to hold on until I come out!" Thinking of this, Xia Diao quickly ran to the toilet!
…
five minutes later.
"Boss! Where is the boss! My brothers own this Internet cafe!"
Then, a handsome delinquent with broken hair, followed by a group of delinquents with evil looks, came to the door of the Internet cafe!
Hearing the sound, the boss came out with an embarrassed look on his face:
"I'm afraid this is bad, other guests are still surfing the Internet!"
Hearing these words, the handsome and unrestrained bad man with broken hair smiled slightly, walked over, leaned into the boss's ear and whispered softly:
"My brother Huang Koutian is the boss of this bad business! Be careful not to eat and walk around!"
"Brother Huang!" Upon hearing this, the boss's expression changed!
"Okay then..." The boss nodded helplessly and a little fearfully!
Soon, the boss used the Internet cafe’s loudspeaker:
"Today, our Internet cafe will be vacant due to some reasons. Guests will be refunded double the Internet fee! We apologize for this and hope everyone understands!"
At this time, He Jing was surrounded by people!
As a disciple of Xia Diao, He Jing is also very popular. Everyone around him is shouting and screaming, and the sound of the trumpet is almost inaudible!
When the boss saw that He Jing and the others hadn't heard the Internet cafe's announcement, he quickly found their location with an apologetic look on his face:
"Brother, the Internet cafe is temporarily vacant due to something. I hope you can forgive me!"
"I'll refund you double the Internet fee. Come back next time. I'm really sorry this time. I'll give you a discount next time!"
He Jing immediately became displeased when he heard these words:
“Boss, I’ve decided to go to this website!”
"We also cover the Internet cafe, double the price, and Brother Diao will pay for it later!"
…
bathroom.
Ah sneeze!
"Who is talking about me!" Xia Diao, who was squatting in the pit, was full of anger. Then he looked at the hard piece of feces in the pit and his face was full of embarrassment:
"If I hadn't eaten durian and fried bitter melon when I was shopping, I wouldn't have been unable to poop out!"
…
outside.
At this time, the boss was getting anxious:
"Brother, this is not a matter of Internet fees. We cannot afford to offend the other party!"
He Jing's voice still didn't fluctuate:
"I don't care, if anyone dares to influence me to surf the Internet, I will kill him!"
"I'm covered by Brother Diao!"
"Who is going to kill us!" At this time, those bad guys walked in and heard these words!
These people have ruffian faces and colorfully dyed hair, and they look like they are not easy to mess with!
Seeing this, those watching the battle were frightened:
"Brother, what are you doing? You don't want to die!"
"Let's admit our mistake and leave quickly. These people are not easy to mess with!"
They all persuaded me!
However, in the face of this situation, He Jing did not change his expression and stood up directly from his position:
"I said it!"
"I'm going to kill you!"
After saying that, He Jing quietly counted the time:
"Brother Diao should be out soon. With Brother Diao's skills, a few gangsters should be able to do it!"
"But why don't you come out!" He Jing was already a little scared!
The bad guys couldn't help laughing when they heard this!
"Hahaha, this stupid pen actually wants to kill us!"
"Has he watched too many martial arts movies and thinks he can pick out a group?"
"This guy must have lost his mind!" As he said that, one of the bad guys walked over and pushed He Jing hard!
However, what he didn't expect was that He Jing only shook a little, and he almost fell down!
Snapped--
Although he didn't push He Jing, the stinky tofu in He Jing's pocket fell to the ground with this shake!
"Um?"
"My stinky tofu!" Seeing his beloved stinky tofu in pieces, He Jing's eyes were splitting and he was immediately angry. Regardless of whether Xia Diao came or not, he pulled up his shirt to reveal his two chest muscles, then bent his right hand and hit it directly The bad guy who pushed him!
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