"This skill!" The female counselor opened her mouth slightly and froze on the spot!
But soon, she realized that this guy might have some good skills, but he still couldn't climb over the wall!
"Come down quickly. If you come down now, I can consider mitigating your punishment!"
"Otherwise, if I am caught, I will report it to the Academic Affairs Office immediately. At least it will be a demerit!"
"Hurry up!" The female counselor glared at Xia Diao fiercely, as if she wanted to intimidate Xia Diao!
Xia Diao heard her threat and looked helpless:
"Don't I have my own reasons for doing this?"
"Otherwise, why would I do something illegal and undisciplined like climbing over the wall!"
The counselor raised an eyebrow:
"Any other reasons?"
At this time, Xia Diao's face was filled with sadness as he explained:
“I actually have an adorable Pharaoh Hound!”
"But I just got the news that his tail was scratched by my cat first, and then his buttocks were scratched by the cat! The injuries were quite serious!"
"Now I am suffering from illness at home!"
"He moans and groans at home every day. He is miserable. I must send him to the hospital for rescue immediately, otherwise the consequences are unpredictable!"
"Haha!" After hearing this, the female counselor laughed angrily!
"Keep making it up!"
"I was also scratched by a cat. How much damage can a cat scratch?" She didn't believe what Xia Diao said at all. After all, there was no logic in it!
"Don't believe it!" Xia Diao became solemn when he heard her questioning him, and his voice was unquestionable:
"I am a good boy who is upright, kind, cute and honest!"
"My Pharaoh Hound was really caught and seriously injured! If you don't believe it, I'll bring him to you in a few days!"
"When you see him seriously injured, see if your conscience hurts!"
The female counselor smiled slightly when she heard this:
"Okay, as long as you bring that Dharma King Hound, I will not only pretend that I haven't seen you today, but I will also pretend that I haven't seen you in the future!"
"But if you can't bring it..."
"In addition to the punishment, you have to come to my office every day to sweep the floor!"
Xia Diao is still full of confidence:
"It's a joke!"
"Then do as you say."
"I keep my word, I never brag!" Xia Diao said categorically, his face was so serious that it didn't look like he was lying at all!
"this……"
Seeing his serious look, the counselor was a little shocked!
Did I misunderstand him? Could it be that he really had a pharaoh dog that was seriously injured by a cat!
"...Wait a minute, what am I thinking, how is this possible? This is too ridiculous!"
"——Ding, I found out that the host's scam is about to be exposed!"
Special skill activated: cheeky!
…
"Hey, maybe I really misunderstood him."
"Everything is possible in the world. How can I judge a person's quality so easily?"
"Maybe he is really a good boy who never brags, is honest and trustworthy, and is a conscientious person!"
"Ashamed, ashamed, I actually doubted him just now!" The female counselor immediately lowered her head in shame!
"I'm leaving, teacher!" After saying that, Xia Diao turned around and jumped off the wall!
A sense of handsomeness is faintly exuding!
Even the female counselor was stunned for a moment.
"——Ding, the host is very dangerous and excellent this time. He got 500 excellent points!"
…
ten minutes later.
"Why do I feel something is wrong there?" The female counselor scratched her head!
Suddenly, she suddenly regained consciousness:
"Oops, I was deceived! Damn brat!"
"Wait for me!"
the other side.
Duna Pingle Street.
"Brother Diao, why did you kick me so hard just now!"
"It hurt my butt!"
"If it breaks, can you afford to pay for it?"
He Jing stared at Xia Diao angrily.
"Ah!"
At this time, Xia Diao sneered:
"How much compensation?"
"Eight dollars!"
"Give!"
"Come on! Push me again!" At this time, He Jing held the money with excitement on his face, tilted his buttocks and squirmed while smiling evilly at Xia Diao!
"roll!"
"Hey, Brother Diao, look at the Internet cafe in front of you. This is the best Internet cafe near us. I swear I will eat duck ten times this time!"
"If I can't eat, I will swallow feces into my stomach. I will poop when I am full, and I will swallow poop again and again!" He Jing said confidently!
Xia Diao listened to the music:
"Then I'm waiting to see you swallow feces. If you really swallow it..."
"Eighteen dollars!"
He Jing was stunned for a moment and shrank his neck:
"Annoyed, should I eat poop or duck?"
Seeing the tangled river scene, Xia Diao showed a high profile:
"What a stupid human being!"
After saying that, Xia Diao took He Jing and walked directly into this Internet cafe!
"Boss! Come and run two machines for my two brothers. They will stay up all night!" He Jing shouted at the top of his lungs!
"Low-key!"
Xia Diao quickly pinched his butt to remind him!
After all, if you keep a low profile before showing off, you will be better!
"Brother Diao, you must have some momentum after finally staying up all night!"
"Stop talking nonsense and come with me!"
As he said this, Xia Diao pulled He Jing and sat directly in front of the computer!
As the game logged in, the two entered the duck-eating interface they had not seen for a long time.
"He Jing remembers what you said!"
"If you can't eat the duck, just swallow the feces into my belly, into my belly and into my intestines, and then...then what?" (It's so disgusting that the brain automatically filters it)
"It's just swallowing feces anyway!"
He Jing was full of confidence:
"Understood, watch carefully!"
…
At this time, there was a computer not far away from the two of them!
"Knock you out, you lost again"
"Why is the blind monk on the other side so strong!"
It’s not like you, Xingzi, are a retarded person and opened the door the wrong way, opening it at your own crystal! "
"I... shit, stop talking about me"
"Don't you think of the people on the opposite side as teammates!"
"I rushed over with my eyes wide open and was chopped into pieces by three strong men!"
"...It seems so..."
"..."
"Hot chicken game!" The two looked at each other and said in unison!
"Brother Zhang, I need to go to the toilet first."
"Go and remember to bring me a bottle of water!"
"That's, wait...that guy is so handsome, look at it!"
Brother Zhang quickly turned his head when he heard this!
"Nani, how can there be such a handsome man in the world?!"
Brother Zhang’s face was full of surprise:
"There happens to be a younger sister at home who can't find a boyfriend. I have to go over and ask for a stay-at-home number for my younger sister!"
"I'm going to see who is so handsome!"
…
At this time, Xia Diao and He Jing were happily eating duck!
He Jing has played three times, and every time he hits the ground like a box!
Xia Diao showed a look of contempt:
"It's like a pick at the food. Come on, let me show you!"
"What is a true master?"
He Jing's voice was full of doubts:
"Brother Tian, stop bragging. We have fought so many times before. Don't I still know your skills?"
"If I am a rookie, you are at best a rookie!"
Hearing what He Jing said, Xia Diao's face slowly became serious:
"Look, let me show you what it means to destroy a team! Then you can become your disciple by me!"
"Hahaha!" He Jing laughed!
"You still want me to become your teacher?"
"Even if your skills improve, you get lucky, and you destroy the team, you still don't want me to be your teacher!"
"Even if I can never eat my duck, get blown up by my teammates, or die outside, I will never accept you as my teacher!"
After saying that, He Jing even gave Xia Diao a middle finger!
"He Jing, I forgot to tell you a theorem!" Xia Diao sighed and patted He Jing's shoulder!
…
