In the crematorium.
At this time, Xia Diao looked at the stopped cutting knife and slowly breathed a sigh of relief!
Then, Xia Diao's heart suddenly ignited with anger!
"If I hadn't hid quickly, I would have been chopped up quickly!" Xia Diao looked at the hole at his feet, slowly twisted his body, and crawled towards the hole!
outside the furnace.
"Old Ma, there was a scream from the furnace just now! What's going on!"
"Isn't that man already dead?" The thick-lipped female worker had a look of horror on her face, and the shovel in her hand trembled slightly!
The middle-aged worker with a bulbous nose looked at the female worker, and he was a little at a loss:
"I don't know, could it be a fake corpse?"
"Even if it's a fake corpse, the knife I just cut was cut, and I have to lie down even if I sit up!"
"What should we do now? How about... let's open it and take a look first!" As he said that, the middle-aged worker slowly walked to the entrance of the outer furnace. He held the edge of the furnace tremblingly and moved his neck slowly, trying to see what was in the hole. Condition!
Uh-huh! ——
At this moment, a huge head suddenly emerged from the hole, its copper bell-like eyes staring at the middle-aged worker!
"ah!!--"
bump!
Seeing the sudden appearance of the head, the middle-aged worker was so frightened that he took a few steps back. He stepped on the shovel placed by the female worker on the ground and fell down!
Seeing this, Xia Diao slowly crawled out of the hole, patted the ashes on his body, and said with an angry look:
"You almost cut me to death with that cutting knife, you know? If I hadn't escaped quickly, I would have been left in half!"
"Are you... a human or a ghost!" The female worker on the side looked at Xia Diao carefully, with a look of horror on her face, not missing any detail!
"Can ghosts fart?" Xia Diao rolled his eyes with a meaningful expression!
"What do you mean?" The middle-aged worker was stunned for a moment. Does this ghost have anything to do with farts?
Bang! ! ——
At this moment, there was a loud noise, and then a strange smell began to spread!
Xia Diao laughed, and then his smile gradually became weird, and he slowly closed the window on the side!
"What are you going to do! Stop! No! No! -"
"Ahem! Ah! Help...help! Open...the window!"
"I'm sorry! Help help me!"
Amid the screams, the two workers' faces turned pale and they covered their noses tightly, but they still couldn't stop the smell from being inhaled!
Until they collapsed to the ground helplessly!
"The durian and sweet potato cake I ate last time was pretty good!" Looking at this scene, Erxiadiao rubbed his nose and showed a satisfied smile!
"——Ding, congratulations to the host who farted just after time travel. This fart show successfully activated the anti-routine Xiuer system!"
"——Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 1,000 excellent points!"
"——Ding, congratulations to the host for unlocking Xiu'er Mall!"
"——Ding, congratulations to the host for unlocking the inheritance function!"
Listening to the voice in his mind, a light curtain appeared in front of Xia Diao that only he could see!
Host: Xia Diao
Identity: Ordinary person (a charlatan)
Realm: Level 0 human life (can tie a chicken with one hand, has certain strength)
Excellent value: 1000 points
Occupation: None
Location: Local Galaxy Group, Milky Way, Earth, China, Wuchuan Province, Duna City, Eastern Suburb Crematorium!
"Fuck!" Looking at the scene in front of him, Xia Diao's eyes widened!
"Hahaha!"
"What kind of system does this match my identity? It's a heaven-defying artifact!"
While the two workers were paralyzed, Xia Diao opened the door and walked away!
…
Soon, Xia Diao came out of the crematorium.
"System, what time is it now?"
"——Ding, October 1st, 2055!"
"Nani, it's 2055?"
Due to the urgency of the situation, Xia Diao didn't think much about it before. Only then did he realize that the memory of the original owner was always there!
Wow! !
In an instant, memories slowly emerged:
Original owner: Xia Diao, twenty years old!
A direct descendant of the top Xia family.
His parents died in an accident. He was weak and had no supernatural talents. He was abandoned at the instigation of his uncle and aunt who hated his parents!
But this seems to be only what he has learned on the surface. He doesn’t know what it is specifically, but even if he knows it, it is useless!
Now a man makes a living selling fish in Duna City.
Last month, a group of delinquents came to a nearby market. Xia Diao was charged a protection fee, but because she couldn't afford it, she was interrupted!
He couldn't afford the medical bills, and because of his weak constitution, he died at home with resentment. Finally, he was discovered by a "kind-hearted" neighbor and sent to the crematorium!
What a "kind" neighbor!
Xia Diao raised his eyebrows:
"Ability?"
"Isn't it a world?"
"And my parents died inexplicably. It must not be as simple as it seems!"
"Forget it, now that I have taken over your body, I will also take care of your affairs. Don't worry, I won't ruin your body!"
"Hahaha!" Xia Diao laughed, searched his pockets, and was suddenly stunned:
"Oops, death is confirmed, everything should have been taken away!" Xia Diao looked a little embarrassed. This guy's ID card is gone too. If he had to apply for it again, I don't know how much trouble it would be!
"——Ding, host, don't worry, the system has already been considered and perfected!"
"I have already applied for the Iraqi household registration ID card and the Honor 100 mobile phone for the host. The ID card is the kind that can get an AK when the child is born!"
Xia Diao: "???"
"..." Looking at the three words "Iraq" written neatly on his ID card, the corners of Xia Diao's mouth twitched slightly!
After all, China is not Iraq. If you hold an AK, you will be jailed!
"Think about it carefully. Although you can't hold an AK, it is definitely a powerful weapon for showing off!" Thinking of this, Xia Diao smiled excitedly again!
At this time, Xia Diao looked at what he said about mobile phones again, and it was true that things in 2055 were different, with double-sided screens, front and rear usable, and 6G networks had become popular!
Turning on his phone, Master Du was still the same Master Du. He checked the information about this world and found that it didn't seem to have changed much from before!
"Isn't it a different world?" Thinking of this, Xia Diao's face changed and gradually became gloomy:
"Could it be that I have traveled to the future, and these forty years have passed, and my parents, Li Goudan who stole manure to water the flowers together, the enchanting Widow King next door, and my little flower pig, are all dead?"
"The spicy strips I have stored for half a year are also moldy?"
"——Ding, host, don't worry, this is a parallel universe, and the original owner is the Xia Diao of this world!"
"If the host wants to go back, please get enough excellence points and reach a certain strength, so that you can travel through the parallel universe and return to the original world!"
"That's good... Latiao is fine!" Hearing this, Xia Diao breathed a sigh of relief:
"System, how to get excellent value!"
Xia Diao asked, after all, if you don't know how to use such a magical weapon, how can you show off?
"——Ding, as the name suggests, as Xiu'er, as long as the host pretends to be awesome at will, and when the pretense is good enough, the system will absorb the excellent energy and obtain excellence value rewards based on the excellence of the matter!
Moreover, when facing people with different strengths, the excellent points obtained are also different!
“Excellent value can be exchanged for anything!”
"Everything..." After hearing this, Xia Diao remembered the Iraqi nationality ID card that had appeared out of thin air before, and his face was full of joy! "
"As long as I become the king of pretense, I can go back!" Thinking of this, Xia Diao squeezed his hunchback tightly, his eyes as deep as the starry sky glowing with a little light!
His tone was heavy and slow:
"In this short life, we will all pass away eventually!"
"We might as well be bold!"
"Love someone, climb a mountain, chase a dream...!"
"And my dream!"
"Just to become, the greatest... King of Pretenders!"
However, at this time, the system's voice came:
"——Ding, that's a stupid idea, Xiu'er is not the king of pretense!"
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