"Brother, tell me quickly, I will listen!" The young man stared at Xia Diao with seriousness on his face!
Xia Diao let go of the lump he had been squeezing:
"Ahem... After I die, China will be at peace. If foreigners invade, put this cabbage on my grave, and I will rise out of the ground! Fight for the country! Remember, don't build my grave with cement, otherwise I’m afraid I won’t be able to arch it out by then!”
youth:"???"
At this time, Xia Diao's consciousness was getting blurry and his eyelids were getting heavier. He knew that he could no longer hold on!
The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he sneered, then slowly raised his right hand and put it into his nostril!
A few seconds later, Xia Diao used all his strength to dig out all the boogers, because he knew! Even if he dies, his clean nostrils will make future generations think that he was a clean young man who loved to pick his nose!
This way he can die with peace of mind!
"The closer you are to death, the more you can understand the true meaning of life!..."
After saying that, Xia Diao's eyelids gradually closed.
"Don't sleep, wake up quickly!"
"Big brother!..."
…
"——Ding, Xiu'er has been detected! Show the system's face!"
"——Ding, the conditions are met! Integrate the anti-routine Xiuer system!"
"——Ding, the host has been confirmed!"
"——Ding, it's detected that the host is rushing to the street, arrange a time travel!"
…
"Where is this place? Why do I feel a little groggy?"
Looking at the vast white surroundings, Xia Diao felt a little stunned!
"I remembered, I was already dead!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao suddenly realized, and then he naturally lay down on the ground and closed his eyes!
But at this moment, he suddenly realized that he couldn't close his eyes!
"What's going on? Am I dead?"
"Shut it up!"
Thinking of this, Xia Diao looked annoyed. He blinked his eyes crazily and tried to close them, but it was no use no matter how hard he tried!
"Forget it, if you can't close it, you can't close it!"
Seeing that his efforts were in vain, Xia Diao stood up helplessly and began to look at the surrounding environment!
White!
Only white here!
Because everything is white, Xia Diao can't even tell which is the sky and which is the ground, or whether there is a sky and a ground!
Just when he had some doubts, some pictures began to appear in the space around him!
The first picture shows a little kid peeing upside down and finally drinking enough!
The second picture shows a teenager peeing on a telephone pole, then electrocuting himself and sending himself to the hospital!
The third image shows a teenager asking a fat man to jump on the opposite seesaw, so he spirals into the sky!
Xia Diao was stunned for a moment when he saw these pictures, and then he realized that these were his memories, and those pictures were from his childhood!
"So I was always this naive when I was a kid? I don't believe I wasn't handsome at all!"
Xia Diao looked at the surrounding scenes with disbelief. After searching for a long time, it seemed that he finally found a slightly normal scene!
That was a young man who was buying groceries!
With a sunny smile on his face and a basketball in his hand!
"Let me just say, there were times when I was handsome!"
Seeing this, Xia Diao's mouth showed a smile, and then he couldn't wait to continue looking down!
Soon Xia Diao in the picture bought a big cabbage, and then he handsomely picked up the basketball and spun it in a circle, while humming a little tune:
"Chicken, you are so beautiful!"
At this time, the old woman selling vegetables put the cabbage on her head and said to Xia Diao in the picture with an idiot look in her eyes:
"Young man, are you doing something?"
The old woman's tone seemed to emphasize the three words "Caishubao", as if she had other intentions!
This made Xia Diao in the picture stunned for a moment, as if he hadn't reacted yet:
"Be tied up, be tied up!"
Xia Diao: "???"
Click!
Before Xia Diao could say anything more, the whole world suddenly cracked open, and those pictures disappeared, as did the whole world!
Then he vaguely heard the words "system" and "Xiu'er"!
It's been a while!
Xia Diao suddenly felt that his head seemed to be getting clearer and clearer. Everything just seemed to be a dream!
"Dream……"
When he thought of this, he suddenly reacted, and then gradually felt the presence of his eyelids!
…
2055.
10:20 a.m.
crematorium.
"Died at such a young age..." Looking at the body of a young man in front of him, a middle-aged worker with a bulbous nose sighed!
He thought of his son, who was about the same age as this young man. He didn't expect that when his son was still in school, someone of his own age would enter the crematorium!
This has to be said to be a tragedy!
"How did he die!" Looking at the handsome face and broken legs of the young man's corpse, the middle-aged worker couldn't help but be in a daze:
"Did he get caught stealing shit?"
"Old Ma, what are you talking about? We still have more than twenty corpses to burn today!"
"Eat breakfast after you're done!" A middle-aged female worker with thick lips and pulled hair frowned and patted his shoulder!
"Okay!" The middle-aged worker quickly became serious, as if nothing had happened, he quickly lifted the young man's body and placed it into an iron bed that was two meters long and one meter wide to hold the body!
Then he pushed the iron bed to a huge stove!
This is the outer furnace for burning corpses in the crematorium. Generally, the corpses that are delivered have to go through the outer furnace first, cut the body surface, sprinkle with gasoline, and then go to the inner furnace for burning!
Otherwise, if the body is not cut open, it may explode during the burning process!
As the middle-aged worker turned on the switch, the sound of a shaking machine was heard, and the young corpse was gradually sent into the furnace!
…
"Dream……"
As Xia Diao gradually regained consciousness, he vaguely heard a slightly hoarse male voice and a mature female voice:
"...steal shit...burn...eat...?"
"What! Someone stole shit and burned it to eat!?" When he thought of this, Xia Diao suddenly woke up and opened his eyes!
The machine was vibrating in my ears, and a knife was cutting off my head!
"Fuck!" Seeing this, Xia Diao had no time to think about his current identity, and his expression changed drastically! The body shrank quickly!
bass!
As the sound of a knife striking the iron plate above his head was heard, Xia Diao narrowly escaped the blow!
But obviously, the machine was not prepared to make a straight cut. The second cutting knife trembled on Xia Diao's head and seemed to be about to fall again!
The space in the outer furnace is small. If Xia Diao comes down this time, it will be almost impossible for Xia Diao to escape!
Seeing this, Xia Diao's eyes were about to burst and he roared:
"ah!!"
A hoarse scream sounded instantly, frightening the ears of the middle-aged worker who was using the machine, and he almost became deaf!
However, he also stopped what he was doing and froze in place with a face full of shock. The cutting knife on Xia Diao's head also stopped!
"I seem to hear... screams coming from the outer furnace?!" The female worker next to her was also frightened and didn't know what to do for a moment!
…
Outside the crematorium.
"I seem to hear something shouting?" An old lady passing by rubbed her ears and wondered if she heard it wrong:
"Isn't this kind of sound only heard during the New Year?" Thinking of this, the old lady swallowed:
"Suddenly I feel like eating pork. What's going on in the crematorium? Are pigs being killed?"
"Forget it, I just happened to go buy some food!" After saying that, the old lady rubbed her stooped waist and left slowly!
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