Xiao Dongxi came here to see if the war of annihilation launched by the Yan Kingdom Lord would lead to the destruction of all living beings.
If so, she will try her best to resolve it and save the people from hanging upside down.
She never thought that in the place where she traveled in her previous life, she was feeling sad about her life experience. She was looking for a fool to slap her in the face to comfort her, but she would be robbed as a beauty by the master of Nan Yan who was about to destroy the country.
In that case, go and meet him for a while!
In Xiao Dongxi's memory, the Lord of Nanyan was once very proud and protected the people, but now he was at the end of his rope and had to torment the people.
I will definitely swell his face!
Xiao Dongxi smiled brightly, and she took the initiative to approach the silver-armored and white-faced young man: "It is rumored that the master of Nanyan Kingdom is suave and charming, and is a hero in the world - this little girl is just waiting to meet the hero."
The young man in silver armor laughed: "Then just surrender and come with me."
The young man in silver armor didn't know the depth of the three people in front of him.
He was just following orders - it would be better if he could avoid fighting.
The king wants to enjoy male favors and beauties in this heaven and earth - if he meets them, he can give them to the king.
It doesn't matter whether he went there tied up or tricked.
When they get to the lord of the country, if they want to fight, they will have their own military formations and masters to deal with it, no less than themselves.
As long as we obey orders and avoid bringing bad luck to ourselves, that's fine.
Xiao Dongxi laughed. She signaled Bai Cailian to take the initiative to hand over the long sword, and then turned to the silver-armored young general Xiao Yi: "I don't have any armor, so I will let you go."
"If we win the favor of the king, we will benefit from it."
"If you humiliate us and gain the favor of the king, you will definitely be in trouble..."
The silver-armored young general laughed, and then ordered his army to march up the mountain with Xiao Dongxi and the other three.
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On the top of Tianhe Mountain is the temporary palace of the Lord of Nanyan Kingdom.
There are many stars in the sky, candles are burning on the ground in the south, and the night is like day.
The leader of the Yan Kingdom was working with a group of civil and military officials, holding a beautiful woman in his arms, and wanted to drink all night long.
A fat general with a scar on his face seemed to be drunk. He stood up, drank a bowl of wine, threw the bowl and shouted: "My lord is invincible, drink as much as you want tonight, and tomorrow we will watch the joke of the thief Li."
The leader of the Nanyan Kingdom on the main seat is also a fat man. He is indulging in wine and sex, and can't even open his eyes. He really has nothing to do with being invincible, but he happened to be very useful to the fat general's words. , just picked up the wine bowl: "Give me wine!"
Then, the fat king pushed the beauty next to him: "Go there yourself..."
The beauty had no choice but to smile, picked up a small altar of "Xing Ye Zui" in front of the case, and walked towards the fat general.
This "Xing Ye Drunk" was jointly produced by Xiao Dongxi and Wen Yanya - during the prosperous Tang Dynasty, Yue Yuanhao accumulated a lot of wealth.
Although it has gone through troubled times, it is still popular in Kyushu to this day, continuously delivering wealth to Yue Village, allowing it to be exchanged for resources, and fighting for the common people...
The small altar of "Xing Ye Zui" held by the beauty can contribute several sets of city-defending bed crossbows to the isolated city guarded by my little brother.
When it fell into the hands of the fat general, he drank it all in one gulp and then smashed the wine jar to the ground.
He looked at the beauty, his eyes full of desire - he was drunk and was restraining himself based on instinct...
The fat general turned his eyes from the beauty to the lord of the country with difficulty, and he casually raised his hands: "My lord!"
"I... am not drunk... I will definitely go into battle tomorrow and follow my master to kill all the Li thieves..."
The fat king seemed to be unable to open his small eyes because his face was too fat. He did not ask the beauty to come back, but said casually: "My lords... keep drinking..."
All seats are full of promise, and each one is white.
Only the fat general was still waving randomly: "Everyone, feel free to drink...Congratulations to my Lord..."
"Everyone in the world is afraid of Thief Li, but the Lord is not afraid!"
"When Chang'an was in turmoil, everyone in the world knew that the traitor Li... rode into Wei Bao's army alone, beheaded the rebel generals, and spent the night in the enemy camp... so that he could form a team for the founding of the country, and eventually became the 'Yan Dynasty and the Rebellion of the Tang Dynasty'..."
"Shit!"
"If my lord led us and others in a bloody battle with enemies from a foreign land, we would have no time to seize the profits... How could Wei Bao's army have his turn..."
"Shida! You're drunk..." The fat king called to the beauty, "Give me some wine!"
The beauty who stood awkwardly in front of the fat general quickly followed the order and turned around to the king's side, holding up another jar of wine.
However, before she could get up to serve him wine, the fat general had already fallen to the ground. He could no longer move, only the corners of his mouth twitched, and he occasionally said "Li thief".
The fat king happily hugged the beauty and laughed: "Shida... you are drunk!"
"In fighting, I am not as lonely as you... Drinking and playing with beauties is as lonely as the moon in the sky, and you are as lonely as the dust on the ground..."
All the ministers and ministers in the audience stood up and drank wine to congratulate each other.
The fat king drank a large bowl of wine while being served by the beauty, and then motioned for everyone to sit down: "The thief Li is attacking, many people are panicking...frightened...surrender..."
"I'm still here...you're still here...then Li Thief is a piece of shit?"
"When Gu and Shida fought bloody battles in the outer city and killed the foreign invaders, he was just a villain who was so scared that he wet his pants and only dared to shrink his head and scheme!"
"What a shame!" The fat king stood up and hugged the beauty with all his strength, "There are no heroes in the world, so the villain gains power!"
The beauty was in pain and did not dare to frown or make any noise. She just lowered her head and poured wine for the king.
The fat king didn't take it seriously either. He held the wine and motioned for everyone present to drink with him: "He invited Gu Bei to go hunt for Li Cong Yuan - Li Cong Yuan and Gu Gong fought against a foreign land... share the same fate..."
"The journey of livestock...how can I do this!"
"Then Li Thief's thoughts, don't you know?"
"Stupid! Idiot Wu...he surrendered!! Surrendered!!!"
The fat king smashed the wine bowl on the ground: "He fought in a foreign land and refused to retreat to the death - he actually surrendered that villain!"
All the civil and military officials in the audience looked at each other in confusion. Only a thin civil servant stood up slowly, cupped his hands and said, "My lord, please calm down."
"General Wu started from a young age and has always been loyal..."
"This time, he was ordered by the Lord of the country to pick up Li Congyuan - there is no reason to surrender to the traitor Li. There must be something hidden in it."
"Hidden love?" The fat king smiled coldly, "The 30,000-strong army surrendered without a fight, hiding the love of riding a horse!"
"Do you have something to hide?" The fat king pushed the beauty beside him and motioned for her to go to the field.
All the civil and military officials stood up: "I will never dare..."
"Okay!" The fat prince clapped his palms in joy, then sat down suddenly, "Everyone, sit down - and watch the show."
The seats were full of civil and military officials. They didn't know the country's purpose and didn't dare to make any move.
The Fatty King pointed at the beauty standing quietly in the field: "Xiao Lian's beauty is rare in the world - it was only enjoyed by Gu before..."
The little pitiful person at this moment lives up to his name.
After listening to the fat man's words, she seemed to have thought of something terrible, but she trembled all over in the rustling night wind, only to make everyone pity her.
The eyes of all the civil and military officials in the audience were bright. They had admired Xiao Lian's beauty for a long time, but because they did not dare to overstep their bounds, they did not even dare to take a serious look at it before. Could it be that the king's words...
"Take it off!" The fat king said casually, which was exactly what everyone in the audience wanted to say.
It's a pity that the fat general is still lying on the ground drunk, talking arrogantly about "Li Thief".
The king's golden words fell into the ears of little Lian, which was like thunder - she knelt down.
