After the bell ended, the students quieted down, and the female monk in charge of the elementary class began to teach the common sense and introduction to immortality - all of the above only existed in Hualin's imagination. The reality was that when she sat down among them, the waiter said: She hung a piece of talisman paper on the high ground and ordered the children in the Meng class to draw fifty gourds according to the pattern on the talisman paper. This was her homework today. She neither explained the exercises nor taught them. Common sense, regardless of whether the children below are drawing upright, drawing upside down, or standing on the desk to draw, no matter how crazy the monkeys below are, they just hold the pot and drink tea, the cultivation is worthy of the name of the fairy family.
The girls who just squeezed Hualin out of the circle all had sad faces. They grabbed their pens and wrote one or two pictures. Then they stretched out their fingers and admired the newly applied nail polish on their hands for a while. Then they sighed and applied it again. One or two, and then put down the pen, spread out his fingers and read endlessly. He couldn't write ten pictures for a while. He was considered a top-notch good boy. The rest didn't even paint these few pictures, but just talked and laughed together. , the content is nothing more than family gossip and gossip.
The situation among the boys is not much better. They are more unruly and unruly than the girls, so they don’t even bother to pretend to apply two sheets of paint. They have already found out tops and other props, and put some desks on them. They put it all together to hold the "Xth Gyro Contest", and the slips of paper used as chips were scattered all over the table. The excitement was no different from a gambling stall in the mortal world.
This Monkey Mountain-like Mengban class really opened Hua Lin's eyes. Not to mention the wizard academy in the Jialuo world, the den of thieves he came from can be said to be in order compared with this Mengban class of the Immortal family. No, even if The private schools in Jiming Village seem to be more in line with the "preaching, teaching, and solving doubts" than the preaching hall of the number one immortal family in the three states. What's going on? Of course, Mengban teaches the youngest and least developed children, but if they don't care about them and don't teach them at all, what's the difference between this and no class?
While secretly wondering, he spread out the paper and pen. There was no explanation for the template that the female monk ordered to hang. However, Hualin learned from Xiao Xinglong's memory that it was a "small water purification talisman", which had been blessed by this talisman. Water is clean and pollution-free, and can be used as the basic material for many spells. Those with more advanced cultivation can use this talisman to superimpose it to break demons in battle. It can be said that it is a very versatile basic talisman. The upper part of the talisman is painted with thunder and lightning cloud patterns, the middle part is a grass pattern, and the lower part is a water ripple pattern. They are all highly abstract geometric figures. At first glance, ordinary people cannot tell the difference between the three patterns. Only those who have practiced basic skills can Judging from the zigzag angles and gap widths of the three textures, we can see that they are three completely different textures. But even if we can see the difference, it is not easy to draw them according to the same pattern - naturally this will not be a problem for people who have traveled through two lives. By.
The pens and paper are both specially made and can be noticed as soon as they are used. The pens used by Xiao Rushi to draw talisman are for formal talisman drawing, and what is provided here is a game object for children to practice their skills. Even so, it is not the same as ordinary paper. The pen is also completely different. The pen is much lighter than the ordinary pen, and the paper is thin and slippery. Inexperienced people can easily lose control of the pen and ruin the drawn talisman. Hualin first tried it with a piece of paper. After checking the feel of the hand, he put his two fingers in front of his eyes and compared the lengths of various parts of the template before he started to formally draw the talisman.
He started writing like a flying snake and finished several paintings in no time. At this pace, his class today would only take a quarter of an hour to finish. At this moment, he noticed a change in the atmosphere around him.
When he was in the Jialuo world in his previous life, his perception was so bad that he didn't even look like a professional, but that was based on the level of a professional, and the guys who filled this elementary school classroom were not that sophisticated at all. The jealousy in his eyes could be detected keenly without any high perception points. Hualin slowly put down his pen and folded the talisman he had just drawn. After a while, it turned into a paper flower.
He could almost hear the girls around him letting out a sigh of relief. In their eyes, "she" no longer seemed like an out-of-place genius, but a girl who pursued pleasure just like them. The crisis alarm was lifted. , they started a conversation full of superiority again: "The little daughter-in-law appointed by the Zhenxian family doesn't look like anything." "You don't know? She is the illegitimate daughter of..." "Who is it?" "That person" …”
They whispered about the "big secret" they heard. This secret made Hua Lin speechless. He was the illegitimate daughter of Xiao Qianqiu and Xiao Yinyun? Please, you don’t even look at your appearance! How does my current body look like theirs!
When the sun was nearing the zenith, the female monk's servants shouted to collect their homework. The people below hurriedly put down their admiring fingernails and whipping tops, and hurriedly painted dozens of things. The servants didn't even look at them, just clicked. After fifty ink sheets were filled, the people were let go. After a while, all the people in the hall were gone, but Hualin was left alone.
"You're the only one left." The boy urged impatiently. Hualin didn't listen to him. He spread out the pen and paper again, finished drawing neatly, stood up, walked forward and handed it to the female monk.
"Well." The female monk took the fifty "small water purification charms" and actually opened them one by one and looked at them. The closer she looked to the back, the slower she looked. Finally, she said: "If it were someone else, I would I’ll let you go, but the True Immortal has ordered that you read the test here.”
"..." Hualin knew that the "let go" the female monk said didn't mean to let him go from get out of class, but he didn't expect that it was the real immortal's idea to let him stay and continue to study in elementary school. The thought of continuing to live with these unspeakable guys A few months...my vision went dark.
However, he did not live up to his appearance. When he opened his eyes the next day, he had already made up his mind: "Since they are a group of idiots, if I don't give them a try, I would be sorry for myself!"
Who says that if you are with idiots, you can only be bullied by them?
He began to promote the "Secret Recipe of the Yi People's Ancestral Recipe of Baihua Snake Grass and Sheep Fetal Water" among girls, vowing that "every mortal can be reborn and beautiful after using it, let alone a female monk." That mortal jade pendant? Because she used the Baihua Snake Grass Fetal Water secretly passed down by the Yi people!" "Later, the couple turned against each other because she had married into an immortal family and did not insist on taking the Baihua Snake Grass Fetal Water!" " If a mortal eats the Baihua Snake Grass and Sheep Fetal Water, she will marry an immortal, and if a fairy girl eats it, she will marry a true immortal! I won’t sell it to ordinary people!”
It turns out that one of the ways to get fools to line up to buy is to pretend that they don’t want to sell to them!
As for why many boys bought his water... Hualin didn't think much about it.
Anyway, this Baihua Snake Grass Fetal Water looks like water and tastes like water. In fact, it is just water. So no matter how many fools there are, the liar's "Hundred Snake Grass Fetal Water" is still enough. Since it is enough , he doesn’t worry about what the buyer will do after buying it!
