The little guy kicked Yu Qianqian with his hind legs.
The two small hammer heads swung down suddenly, and then hovered next to Yu Qianqian's temples.
A cold feeling spread across her skin, and Yu Qianqian came back from her fantasy.
The little guy shouted like thunder:
"Hey! You monster, do you want to eat me, Old Lu?"
Yu Qianqian sneered, "I'm so scared."
After saying this, she shook her head, danced with the water with her arms, and flicked the little guy away.
Lin Ming: ヾ(￣□￣;)ﾉ
He reached out to catch the little guy and put it on his shoulder, secretly deciding in his heart——
In the future, when I tell my little one a bedtime story at night, I have to replace Journey to the West.
The lines that the little guy suddenly jumped out were so familiar.
I almost thought Brother Monkey was coming, and my heart jumped into my throat.
Lin Ming closed his eyes and then opened them. He bent his fingers and hit the little guy on the forehead with his backhand.
"Are you going to show me the real and fake Monkey King?"
The little guy had heard the story of Journey to the West and understood what Lin Ming meant.
He raised his paws, rubbed his head, and snickered.
"That's not possible. Brother Ming is much more handsome, and he is not the Tathagata Buddha who is full of lies."
Lin Ming: "..."
It makes sense, I can't refute it, and I don't want to refute it.
At this moment, a flash of light flashed through Lin Ming's mind.
He has woken up!
Most of the little guy's dirty talk was learned from him.
Just in daily life, bedtime stories... full of flaws, full of jokes.
That’s why the little guy’s style of painting has gone so seriously wrong.
This is going to continue... Lin Mingxu wiped his forehead with an unkind smile on his face.
"It seems to be quite good. A certain senior time traveler took photos when he passed by and left his name when he passed by. In fact, I can also follow suit."
At this time, a roar like a dragon roared.
"Who dares to disturb this dragon's sleep?"
Yu Qianqian swam quietly to the Dragon Palace, holding the trident in her hand again.
She cheered in a low voice: "Long live your Majesty, your Majesty is mighty."
The little guy lowered his voice: "Brother Ming, although the Dragon Palace is a bit small, it looks so powerful. There are probably dragons living in it. Let's run away quickly."
Lin Ming rolled his eyes and complained, "Where was your aura of being possessed by Brother Monkey just now?"
The little guy shrank his neck, "I'm not a monkey, and I don't have a golden hoop. I can't cause trouble in the Dragon Palace."
Lin Ming bent his fingers and was about to flick the little guy's head.
The little guy covered his head and walked behind Lin Ming's ears, "Brother Ming, you can't control your strength, don't do anything."
Lin Ming retracted his hand, turned to look forward, and swam forward more than ten feet.
"Why, disturbing sleep is a major sin?"
Yu Qianqian raised her trident and puffed up her chest, "You're done! My Majesty Long Aotian eats meat when he wakes up. Hurry up and chop off one of your hands and give it to your Majesty to taste."
Lin Ming knew that there was a little monkey with low cultivation level in the Dragon Palace, so he had no scruples.
He drew his sword out of its sheath, and his figure flew past, with the sword's edge resting on Yu Qianqian's neck.
"I gave you a chance just now. This is the second time. What else do you have to say?"
Yu Qianqian stretched her neck and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it is not a pity to die if a humble minister is in trouble, but if this human kills me in front of you, wouldn't it undermine the majesty of the Dragon Palace?"
The corners of Lin Ming's lips raised, "The Dragon Palace is majestic, right?"
brush!
A sword light slashed out, and the water cover of the Dragon Palace shook for a moment.
Before the shaking stopped, Lin Ming raised his hand and struck three swords.
Swish, brush, brush...
The water cover suddenly shattered, and the Dragon Palace revealed its original appearance. It was still the same, but it was rapidly getting smaller.
From the size of half a hut to the size of a palm.
"Oh, who, who dares to disturb this dragon..." The little monkey rubbed bright yellow beads with his hands, wrapped in something that looked like a sheet.
Seeing the dragon palace shrinking and floating beside him, the little monkey realized that he had been exposed.
Yu Qianqian froze on the spot, her jaw seemed to be dislocated and could not be closed.
He stared straight at the little monkey, his lips and teeth opened and closed, half as if talking in sleep, half as if sobbing: "Long, Ao, Tian... Your Majesty?"
"It's me." The little monkey's voice was milky, yet strangely old-fashioned.
Yu Qianqian's hands were trembling, and it was almost obvious that she was crying in the water.
She seemed to hear the cracking sound in her heart, secretly burying herself.
The pinnacle of life? Bullshit!
Nothing, nothing, all that I have been thinking about for so many years is in vain.
No wonder this Dragon King never takes concubines or concubines.
It's not a dragon at all, just a little monkey.
Looking at Yu Qianqian's extremely wonderful expression, it seems that you can see the seven-color transformation of red, yellow, blue, green, blue, and purple on it.
"Pfft!" the little guy laughed.
"Pfft!" Lin Ming's mouth leaked and he laughed out loud.
Yuqianqian's face was embarrassed and her heart was filled with love.
Lin Ming was a little embarrassed. He shook his head and said, "Sorry."
After saying this, he shook his wrist slightly, flattened the Jingxian Sword, and landed on Yu Qianqian's shoulder. He patted it twice and said comfortingly:
"If you want to cry, just turn around and cry twice... It's not easy to see you like this. You must have been following this Long Aotian for a long time."
Break down your defenses with one sentence.
The fish buried its head and lay flat in the water.
嘤嘤嘤……
The cry is like weeping and complaining, which attracts people's love and affection.
"Three years after three years, three years after three years, I have gone from being a maid to being a garrison envoy in the south, and I still haven't discovered the truth. I am really blind. I never thought that the so-called His Majesty Long Aotian is like this. Stuff.”
She raised her head to the sky and screamed hysterically two or three times in memory of her lost dream of the Dragon King's wife. Then she lowered her head and continued to moan.
The little monkey was dissatisfied, and the bright yellow ball in his hand glowed golden.
"Hmph, I am Long Aotian. This is my name. What's wrong? I'm bothering you."
After expressing her emotions, Yu Qianqian quickly collected her thoughts.
She ignored the little monkey's words and focused all her energy on Lin Ming.
Right now, the only way to survive is to win Lin Ming's sympathy!
The mermaid has a graceful figure, a clear and refined face, and an indescribable beauty between her brows, which can fully satisfy the fantasies of most men.
"Master." Her voice was soft and soft, as if it could soothe people's heart.
Lin Ming stretched out his finger and shook it from side to side.
"Shh, don't talk nonsense. What you did just now is enough to kill you several times. Don't let me notice you now."
His eyes were full of stars. At this moment, Lin Ming's whole body was filled with a dangerous aura, but he was also full of charm.
After changing positions of strength and weakness, Yu Qianqian noticed Lin Ming's extremely good looks and was instantly lost in Lin Ming's eyes.
Three parts of obsession, three parts of fear, three parts of confusion, and one part of soft spot.
Lin Ming chuckled, believing that Yu Qianqian was frightened by him, then swayed and quickly approached the little monkey.
At this time, the little monkey Long Aotian held up the bright yellow ball.
"Dragon Ball Dragon Ball, protect me quickly."
