“My wife went to a late-night party again
Tired? Why do you come to me right after work? ! " Accompanied by a clear and harsh sound of shell wind chimes, Pei Kemian carefully placed the tray in front of Yu Cheng.
"It's nothing, I'm just not in a hurry to go home today. By the way, where is Yuqi?"
Yu Cheng turned his attention to the direction of the kitchen. Pei Kemian shook his head and then gave him a faint smile.
"You went out for a night run. Hasn't your sister been losing weight all her life? It is said that it started from the day when your uncle got your college admission notice. She complained to me that your parents always wanted to save more. I used the money to buy you a house, a car, and a wife, but who knew you would later take the step of marrying into your wife!"
Pei Kemian just relieved this helpless past with a joke-like answer. The smart Yucheng also showed his humorous side, with a smile that was almost invisible to the eyes, making Pei Kemian, who was already laughing so wildly, unable to stop at all.
"After giving birth to a child, those beautiful clothes in the closet basically have to be waved goodbye. So, your sister made a more stringent weight loss plan again. Phew! Did you see the words on the small blackboard over there? Was it yesterday that the signature was signed? Her weight loss starting date happened to be yesterday as well."
"Hey..." Looking at Pei Ke Mian's eyes that narrowed into crescent moons, Yu Cheng ended the boring teasing with a sudden sigh. After picking up a bunch of county liver from the shabu-shabu pot, Yucheng gave Pei Kemian a hearty laugh.
"Why are you sighing after eating shabu-shabu skewers? Does it taste weird? Oh! I seemed to have accidentally knocked over the five-flavor bottle just now!" Pei Kemian couldn't help but laugh at his own lack of care and selfishness. Yucheng's eyes widened and his mouth opened in the mischievous laughter, letting himself fall into a state of surprise and confusion.
"What happened? Brother Yucheng, I've already guessed it from the moment you walked in." Pei Kemian, who was chattering endlessly a second ago, also let out a long and even breath.
"Don't ask me again! Or try your best to trick me, okay? Ke Mian..."
Pei Kemian straightened his sitting posture and appeared to be listening attentively. However, Yu Cheng, who was sitting opposite, bit off a long string of honey-glazed beef balls and said through gritted teeth.
"Forget it, forget it! If you don't want to say it, I won't ask. Then let's have a cup of herbal tea to relieve the heat."
No matter how many heroic words Yucheng uttered, Pei Kemian, as a friend, never had the slightest thought of neglect. What's more, Yu Cheng's personality has always been clear. If he really wanted to tell him, he would definitely tell him when he walked in.
"Ke Mian, it's too outrageous to ask for a drink so blatantly! Is there anything else we can't say between you and me that we can't say face to face?" Yucheng followed his original idea and wrote such a sentence without modification. The question was thrown to Pei Kemian. At the same time, he randomly stirred out many pieces of beef slices from Pei Kemian's spicy hotpot and put them back on his plate.
"That's right, boy, you and I have a deep friendship and blood relationship. When my mother-in-law was sick, I gave her the blood transfusion for you." Pei Kemian looked at him pretending to be slightly surprised, but The worry in his eyes was still palpable.
"That's why I can't tell you!"
Yu Cheng raised his brows, shrugged his shoulders, and assumed a pretentious manner. But the language in his eyes was more uncontrollable uneasiness and confusion. Pei Kemian frowned slightly, poured another full cup of herbal tea and handed it to Yu Cheng.
"Is it a couple problem? Is your marriage with Sister Zhuxuan on the rocks again?"
"It's not what you think! Ke Mian! It's said that the relationship between the two of us is very close, can't you just hope that I can do something better? You really are a bastard who deserves a beating, Ai Xi, you bastard!"
Ke Mian just asked softly, and Yu Cheng frowned and looked at him painfully, and was even quite dissatisfied with his question for a while. Yu Cheng put his index finger on his mouth, signaling him not to make any sound.
"What is that? What! What?! Brother, please tell me! It can't be a mid-life crisis!"
Pei Kemian stared at Yucheng without knowing whether he was alive or dead. I have some doubts. Is the Yucheng in front of me still the arrogant and arrogant male idol Zheng Yucheng from the past? Maybe everyone has a dual personality. Maybe Yucheng, who relies on his face to stand on the finish line of others, will also have a deep existential crisis? After all, from a high-spirited single young man to a middle-aged uncle stymied by family triviality, he has already experienced a catastrophic transformation in nature.
"Okay, what would you do if I said that the woman you broke up with before came to work in this food stall?"
A faint strange aura circulated around the two men. Ke Mian was eager to hear Yu Cheng's next answer, but he also felt uneasy and confused in his heart.
"Are you going to block the door and cross your hands in a gesture of rejection?" Yu Cheng simply adjusted his position and looked straight at Ke Mian with eyes full of indignation, making it impossible for him to escape.
"So, is that ex-girlfriend still as beautiful as before?" Pei Kemian tried his best to pretend to be the person involved and couldn't help laughing.
"What's her figure like? And what about her personality?"
Pei Kemian opened his mouth and gave him an even more exaggerated laugh. Yu Cheng, who was sitting close, could almost see the shabu-shabu crumbs remaining in his mouth.
"Then, are those important?! Hey! Pei Kemian, I'm not kidding you, what I'm talking about now is a matter of principle!"
Yu Cheng angrily leaned his body tightly against the back of the chair, tilted his neck, and looked helplessly at the ceiling. After brushing his forehead with one hand, he sat down solemnly again and gave Ke Mian a super word. Whisper a warning.
"Brother Yucheng, your thinking is too low. Now is an era where beauties are everywhere. A beautiful face and a hot body are quite popular!" Of course, Pei Kemian ignored Yucheng's words and continued to entertain people. He smiled amusingly.
"Ah! Pei Kemian!!! They say it's a matter of principle, it's a matter of principle! How can you still..."
Ke Mian still hadn't laughed enough, and still sat across from him with runny nose and tears. The confusion in Yu Cheng's eyes gradually deepened. From time to time, the impulse would spread like a fire, but generally he could remain in his normal state.
"Oh! I'm sorry, haha, uncle, I swear to you with both hands that Yuqi is really my first love. So, I really can't put myself into the scene you set up."
Looking at Pei Kemian who was laughing wildly, Yucheng also laughed complacently.
"But who is it? Is this also your own business, Brother Yucheng?"
Yucheng wolfed down the fried instant noodles and shabu-shabu tubes for two people, and entered into a more formal feast. Pei Kemian's voice came from the opposite side, and he subconsciously raised his head and looked at him steadily.
"Is this the woman you dated before Sister-in-law Zhuxuan, now working in your branch?" Pei Kemian sat up straight, his eyes widened, and he continued to ask with his hands on his hips.
"Ah! No, it's an ordinary friend of Ming Yao. That person used to be a colleague who worked with us. He was almost from the credit team and was a subordinate of Agent Zhao before Sun Meiyu." Yu Cheng clenched his fists , put it to your mouth, pretending to be nervous about holding the microphone.
"Wow! Such a bloody thing didn't appear in a movie. Do you know what it's called? The comic episode your sister read while hiding under the quilt yesterday was called Fateful Bonds."
"That's right! The bond of fate. Although I don't read comics, I know that this incident in reality must be worse than the comics." Looking into Ke Mian's eyes, Yu Cheng snorted and laughed.
"It would be a pity if that ex-girlfriend is still beautiful." Yucheng was laughing so much that he couldn't help but Ke Mian still added with unfinished meaning.
"Then what do you think the friend of that friend should do in this situation? I really want to help him this time because I owe a big favor."
Pei Kemian swallowed hard and maintained a wise silence.
"Does one of these two people need to be transferred to another branch? If you can find a suitable opportunity and don't expect anything in return, please help in this area."
"It's because of our awkward status that we can't work together, that's right."
Yucheng lowered his hair curtain, and his whole body seemed to want to get into the wall.
"Awkward, so embarrassing." Pei Kemian changed his shy smiling face, turned his head aggressively, and started to publicize unscrupulously.
"Your circle is only that big in total, and no relationship will be deep. Just take it easy."
Yu Cheng stared up at Ke Mian with squinted eyes. Although his eyes were small, they were full of brilliance. Seeing Ke Mian's chest rising and falling naturally as his arms raised and lowered, the corners of Yu Cheng's lips gradually turned into a capricious sneer...
