If no one stops Zheng Yucheng in time, this guy will definitely take the risk and eventually embark on the road of no return. Just when he is addicted to the dream and regards his desire to do whatever he wants as just and fair, a knock on the door that shows his personality breaks through. got into his ears.
"Hey! Are you a dead pig? If you don't open the door for me quickly, both of my arms are about to be broken!"
The girl who is arrogant and sometimes greets him regardless of her age is his sister Zheng Yuqi. She had her first confrontation with this guy yesterday evening. This morning, before it was fully lit, she stood downstairs with her hands on her hips, her head held high, and she pulled her neck and shouted hysterically. Looking at the vegetable leaves that kept falling from the sky, Zheng Yucheng could vaguely imagine what kind of crisis-ridden meeting he would have next.
As expected, Zheng Yuqi kicked open the door with a look of unwillingness to give up, and walked into the living room as arrogantly and surly as a street gangster.
"Ai Xi! Look at this house. Is it a bachelor apartment or a student dormitory? It's wrong. It should be a mobile pigsty for lazy people!" ! Haven’t you noticed that my two hands are always carrying something?!” Looking at Zheng Yuqi from the bedroom mirror, she looks like a righteous warrior no matter what angle she switches to, but her voice can subvert her again and again. Other people's normal nerves.
"What a stubborn person! Even if the house is a mess, don't you know how to find a place to put it first?!", "Oh, that's a trash can, sister! Forget it, just put it there and don't move it anymore. Ah!" Whether it was his nagging or his rude willfulness, Zheng Yuqi was like a replica of his mother. Zheng Yucheng sighed.
"Brother, you are really different from others! The house is like a garbage dump, so this trash can is relatively clean."
Sensing the potential threat of the fist from Zheng Yuqi's calm eyes, Zheng Yucheng put on a jerky smile. He picked up the dirty clothes that had accumulated for a month from the ground and stuffed them into the washing machine. Then he took out a glass from the refrigerator that had not been iced for a long time, filled it with cold water, opened it, and sent it directly to Zheng Yuqi.
"Brother, this tastes like this. How can I drink it without stomach medicine!" After staring at the floating objects in the water for about two seconds, Zheng Yuqi swallowed subconsciously, and then continued to use her even more amazing power than a camel. Patience.
"An uninvited person is still standing here picking and choosing?! Hey, Zheng Yuqi, why are you like our mother, coming directly without calling to make an appointment?" Zheng Yucheng said in a weak voice ( The voice was not awake yet sleepy) and declared the oath of war.
"I have to make an appointment to deliver something to you. Who do you think I am! Besides, the phone bill is money, so just save it if you can." Zheng Yuqi blew the brim of his hat hard, and then urged in a reluctant voice.
"By the way, don't you have to go to school today? You're not skipping class again, are you?" During the gap between words, Zheng Yucheng changed into a fully armed outfit. When passing by his sister, he suddenly straightened the brim of Zheng Yuqi's hat that was tilted to the back. The strange thing is that my sister, who usually gets furious, just stares at me with death eyes.
"Hey! I said, can you hope that I will be better! You are still skipping class, and don't put your demands on others! I am taking a temporary break because the school has been loaned out as an examination room." Zheng Yuqi He pointed his finger at his brother's forehead and shouted.
"And our mother, under the guise of combining work and rest, tricked me into coming to you as a gift. To put it bluntly, it is lazy for a son to follow his mother!"
Because she was wearing a slightly oversized casual outfit and had short, thin hair, the way Zheng Yuqi was jumping back and forth in front of him didn't have the slightest temperament that a girl should have.
"That is to say, your original intention is not to come." It was too late to say it, but it was soon. Zheng Yucheng felt a chubby hand flash before his eyes. And he hid in time.
"What are you talking about? I can tell you that since I entered high school, I had the opportunity to sleep in today, but..." Zheng Yuqi yawned with tears in his eyes while continuing to yell pitifully: "I was slapped by my mother. She didn't tell me when I woke up, but she stuffed me into the bus like a lost baggage. This was the morning rush hour, and I was almost squeezed into a compressed biscuit without eating anything."
"So no matter whether the pickles made by mom are delicious or not, even if they are rotten, you must clean them up, you know!" The small apartment suddenly turned into a bustling vegetable market, and between the two young teenagers, there were many things that were not Knowledge, but bargain-like life information.
"Oh! This is the first time I know after so many years of studying. It turns out that your high school classroom can also be loaned out for exams? Then you must have a lot of homework these two days. Are you in a hurry to go back and do your homework later?"
It shouldn't be difficult to guess whether Zheng Yucheng's words were praise or criticism. Zheng Yuqi's eyes widened and he looked directly at Zheng Yucheng with his nostrils in disdain.
"Wait a minute! Sister, something is not right with you. Your hair is still so thick, there are no dark circles under the eyes, and there is fat on your face and chin. You are also wearing such fluffy clothes to cover your swimming ring and elephant legs. It seems. There should be no pressure recently!" Zheng Yucheng sometimes lowered his head, sometimes raised his eyebrows, and turned twice towards his sister with interest. He kept holding his chin with his hand and desperately adding words of praise.
"I was eating snacks because I was under great pressure!" Originally, Zheng Yucheng, whose appearance was as good as that of a star, should be loved by girls, but with his sister whose appearance cannot be complimented, he could only enjoy it. To be served with a slap in the face. But at this moment, he was still taking complete precautions against this little girl's usual move of "Ten Dragon Slaps". However, no matter how prepared the attack and defense were, there would still be a slight flaw, that is, he inadvertently hid in the bedroom that he did not intend to let his sister enter.
"Hey! That's not right. Not only does your house smell bad, but it also smells like alcohol?! Tell me! Have you been drinking?" Zheng Yuqi, who subconsciously performed the duties of "quality inspector" on behalf of his mother, He had already opened his arms and threw himself on the bed, desk and even under the bed in the bedroom.
Zheng Yucheng frowned noncommittally and leaned to the side with his arms folded, as if he was calmly waiting for her to take away snacks or pocket money for free before leaving on his own.
"It also smells of perfume! Zheng Yucheng! You are so courageous to be out of my mother's sight!" Zheng Yuqi's eyes revealed a hint of disdain.
"I swear to the lamp above your head, perfume absolutely does not exist! But when it comes to these beers, haha, wasn't yesterday the first game of the International Baseball League? Didn't you see the magic shot by the legendary player Li Jingzhe of the Dream Team? Fly ball? And that handsome young player Wei Guanlin, like this, like this, and wow, those wonderful moments when he scored with the cheers of the fans in the audience!" Even though it was impulsive, Zheng Yucheng still posed to his heart's content.
"Hey, you want to say that my favorite baseball team three years ago has finally turned around, right?!" Just as the camera in his mind was about to press the shutter, Zheng Yuqi said with an angry look on his face. .
"Isn't it just a few bottles of beer? What's all the fuss about? I'm a man. Besides, how can a man socialize without drinking nowadays?"
When dealing with emergencies, Zheng Yucheng had no choice but to be frank and lenient, and obey his orders with respect. But Zheng Yuqi pursed his lips reluctantly and looked at him with a sad face. And he found the right opportunity to suck the full amount of coolness in his mouth, and squirted it out in the direction of his brother.
"I wonder if your physical education teacher has any patriotic feelings? How could he teach you to use adjectives indiscriminately?!"
"Ai Xi! Brother, even if this is the case, you can't show off to me! You've been so excited all night
Ty? Still drunk alone! Did you know that at that time I was writing my homework very hard? And how sleepy was I until midnight? Are you so unsympathetic? ! You deserve to be single for more than 20 years! "
Zheng Yuqi, who was diagnosed as a terminal patient of princess disease, was so aggrieved that he was about to burst into tears. Zheng Yucheng, who was standing in front of her, finally showed a very sorry look.
"Hey! You're lying there pretending to be asleep! I know you've woken up a long time ago. Get up quickly!" Even though he was disappointed, he didn't forget his mission. After feeling that he had done enough foreplay, Zheng Yuqi kicked the towering Under the thick quilt on the sofa.
"Hello, you are Zheng Yuqi. I often hear your brother mention you. He said that his sister is smart, cute and very considerate. Oh, um, I am Zheng Yucheng's good friend Pei Kemian. If I say that I am not sleeping Can you believe the hermit crab in the pigsty?!" Pei Kemian, who could no longer transform into an unconscious sculpture, explained in a humorous tone.
"Yeah! Got it. Before my eyes break, brother, you'd better polish up your appearance!" Zheng Yuqi cast an exaggerated smile at the two people standing opposite him silently, and a pair of A strange look that considers other people's feelings.
"Don't say it! You are really a pair of tailed crabs living in an old apartment! Not only do you have the same temperament, but you also have such a tacit understanding of your living habits. Clothes, snacks, skin care products, and daily necessities are not in the places where they should be. So. There shouldn't be just clothes in the closet." Zheng Yuqi frowned, put his hands behind his back, and looked at the room again unhurriedly, with laughter like silver bells coming from his mouth from time to time. Just when she put her hand on the wardrobe, her face gradually took on the innocence and shyness unique to a girl.
"Don't open it! There's nothing inside, it's empty, it's empty." Girls with only appearances and empty attitudes are really the nemesis of bad boys, especially when looking at the magazines collapsed on the ground like dominoes, the two boys My mind was instantly confused.
Pei Kemian and Zheng Yucheng pointed at each other's noses. Zheng Yuqi, who stood on the magazine mountain like a proud princess, also maintained a wise silence.
"Brother, your home is really a treasure trove. Isn't this magazine a recent hit... Haha! It's so hard to find it without even trying. It took no effort at all to get it!" Seeing the black lines in Zheng Yuqi's eyes suddenly change, The sky was filled with stars, and Zheng Yucheng and Pei Kemian's hearts were beating wildly.
"Brother, can I take this book away?" Zheng Yuqi's eyes looked dizzy because he was so intoxicated in his false fantasy that he couldn't extricate himself. A ray of cool wind blew over the scalps of the two boys, especially Pei Kemian, who was so embarrassed that he trembled all over.
"Zheng Yuqi, what you said must be ironic! Do you want to use this as a threat to make me..." Zheng Yucheng hesitated slightly.
"No, brother, I really like the male star on the cover." Zheng Yuqi used his expectant eyes to completely defeat the two boys' random thoughts about the innocent boy. I don't know when he started to be cute and ignorant and turned into her. Perfect disguise.
